The second they showed this Texas player, I IMMEDIATELY pictured Dale lol!

I just got done watching the episode about the low flow toilets and thought she had some good ones (I’m a sucker for bad puns/jokes).

Specifically:

“I’m tired of reading negative stories about today’s youth…you might say i’m on an all pro-teen diet”

“They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if you don't go to the doctor for regular checkups, you're bananas"

Well I’m quite sure my dvd’s are fake. “Well watch them anyway” im morally against stealing.

Just aw man. AHHHHHH.

Top 5 Bobby moment 😂😂😂

“(Hank talking about himself showboating after a touchdown) On the very next play going for the two point conversion that would’ve won us the championship, I broke my ankle. God was punishing me for being prideful….He didn’t give me a fatal heart attack because he still wanted me to sell propane, but he made his point.”

I made a roast chicken for Thanksgiving (my wife and I do not enjoy the taste Turkey) and I kept hearing Hank Hill yelling this in my head as I carved up our bird. 🤣

What about you? Kahn and Minh sounds more like you and I. Keeping up with culture yet at the same time inspiring to be greater than we are. Although he could be more conservative. With his 80k a year he could have almost all he wants, which is more than most of us make! Yet he aspires for 7 figures! Minh's a stay at home ma. Looking after Kahn Jr. He technically had the American dream. Yet he and her wanted even more. If he was more conservative like Hank, didn't care about 9 rivers nor Ted, he'd be happier 😀

Sorry for the quick shot, but I'm sitting here watching this and notice that Dale has a string tied around his head to keep his hat on while using his inversion table.