/r/KingOfTheHill

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POV: You are Khan at the Arlen Gun Club, being asked if you're Chinese or Japanese.

4 Comments
2024/04/15
21:47 UTC

187

That cosplay ain't right

18 Comments
2024/04/15
21:45 UTC

23

Gonna miss these two.

I know later episodes are kind of not everyone’s favorite but damn it.. this was funny 😄

1 Comment
2024/04/15
21:04 UTC

35

I'll be honest, r/kingofthehill, I don't totally know what propane is...

26 Comments
2024/04/15
19:56 UTC

27

"I assume you're not here to have your caricature drawn with a monkey, but if you want one, I can get it half price"

0 Comments
2024/04/15
17:45 UTC

5

Found a hank hill themed site!

Haven't found much on the site other than it plays music

propaneaccessories . net

https://preview.redd.it/fr18l2g2eouc1.png?width=1891&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f6717d603c0eb21e37619c293be45724fde4672

0 Comments
2024/04/15
17:10 UTC

68

We sent you on a phony mission.

No, it was more like a phony errand. And you couldn't even get that right.

24 Comments
2024/04/15
16:05 UTC

197

Don’t forget

14 Comments
2024/04/15
14:00 UTC

2

My pawn kill fitty men, Cotton Hill would be proud.

0 Comments
2024/04/15
04:17 UTC

324

Cotton was in the Pacific Theater so how did he get HITLER'S CANOE?

65 Comments
2024/04/15
03:10 UTC

7

The Hilarious SNL Beavis and Butthead with KOTH sketch

2 Comments
2024/04/15
01:57 UTC

0

Just finished the show

I knew it ended on a weird spot but the last episode should have been the one about Hank and Bobby makin those steaks :(

Also what’s a good show to watch next with the same vibes???

6 Comments
2024/04/15
01:37 UTC

56

Why?

10 Comments
2024/04/15
00:59 UTC

56

"That's it! I'm going fishing!"

Didn't catch a thing today. Maybe I need to use some of that... "special bait"...

16 Comments
2024/04/15
00:50 UTC

333

Boomhauer wasn’t a Texas ranger. He was a limo driver…

So yeah I know that at the end they decided to go this route. That being said, it completely goes against his character and everything we know about him. First, there is an actual episode where we see a Texas ranger assist when Debby is killed, wouldn’t Boomhauer have been involved in this since he lives in the town the murder takes place? Next, he has multiple run ins with law enforcement where flashing the Texas Ranger badge would have saved him a lot of trouble (being such a respected agency in Texas) yet he fails to do this. Example, gets pulled over by a cop (that baits him into a street race), gets involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital, all the stuff that went down with the former cowboy player that moves into their neighborhood etc. So finally if you watch S5 Ep 15, when Luanne is planning to marry Rhett, Hank says “I’ve got to go tell Boomhauer we’ll need his limo for the wedding this weekend”. That is his true occupation; limo driver. It makes perfect sense given all we know about him, also we never see him with a limo and know that his only personal vehicle is the dodge. Why else would Hank make this statement? He’s also a man of so few words so that type of job would be perfect for him. Thoughts?

123 Comments
2024/04/14
23:52 UTC

16

We have ALL been Dale when being stuck at a Crappy job!

I really feel for him. The episode he works at STIL TEK and the annoying ass uggo lady who takes his hat, glasses and makes him eat super late. We've all been at a job we just can't stand and it makes us cranky when we come home. He was chewing everybody up. Two lines jumped out though.

"Make time for the roaches shug" - Nancy

"Good looking kids for two ugly people" - Dale

sent me lmfao. Very underrated episode. The power trip he went on was a mess though.

7 Comments
2024/04/14
23:32 UTC

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Hank getting disturbed from his golf watching

What episode has hank getting disturbed from watching golf and then talks about it with the guys in the alley. He apparently missed something ridiculous and I cant remember what it was.

2 Comments
2024/04/14
22:46 UTC

18

So I was watching "Idiocracy" and...

I think the ass in the movie "ASS" is a dead ringer for Hank Hills ass. That is all.

10 Comments
2024/04/14
22:33 UTC

102

Busting out sweet lady propane..

7 Comments
2024/04/14
22:26 UTC

136

My strawberry has Hank Hill ass

12 Comments
2024/04/14
22:13 UTC

369

She could pass as Peggy Hill.

72 Comments
2024/04/14
22:06 UTC

11

How many beers are all of you up to on your lunchbreak?

I usually polish off 3 of them and am hoping I'm up to par.

19 Comments
2024/04/14
20:28 UTC

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I need help getting the clip of "Death to Denton"

I can only find cameras recoding TVs screens, and not a good HD clip... I don't know if a way to rip the footage off of Hulu either, but I just need the 30 sec clip of "Death to Denton" and "I wish no harm to the people of Denton"

2 Comments
2024/04/14
19:28 UTC

40

Final Meal Day 6

Boy howdy you folks were HUNGRY for our entree. Har some serious contenders with the Arlen Barn Meatloaf Sandwich rocking 54 points, just barely falling short of a sizzling sirloin steak at 55.

But our winner with a staggering 101 votes is Bill's Badass Barbeque Ribs! NOBODY COULD STOP THE BILLDOZER!

Now for one I imagine is set in stone: what are we washing this fabulous fatal feast down with?

(Since there's a 99% chance it's beer: feel free to submit brands/styles for variety!)

33 Comments
2024/04/14
18:56 UTC

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