/r/TelevisionQuotes
Quotes from all of your favorite television shows
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Festivus (Seinfeld)
Festivus (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]
1 Comment
2024/11/06
15:45 UTC
15:45 UTC
1
Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship
Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship [#TheOffice]
0 Comments
2024/11/06
14:48 UTC
14:48 UTC
9
I must be liked
I must be liked
0 Comments
2024/11/03
14:29 UTC
14:29 UTC
12
Do you
Do you
0 Comments
2024/10/28
14:32 UTC
14:32 UTC
4
Fors it in as deep as you can
Fors it in as deep as you can
0 Comments
2024/10/26
14:40 UTC
14:40 UTC
7
I'm so sick of these people
I'm so sick of these people
0 Comments
2024/10/25
22:16 UTC
22:16 UTC
6
I've seen't it.
I've seen't it.
1 Comment
2024/10/21
14:42 UTC
14:42 UTC
1
Often I set and yearn
Often I set and yearn
1 Comment
2024/10/19
14:29 UTC
14:29 UTC
20
I love this couch
I love this couch
1 Comment
2024/10/16
14:33 UTC
14:33 UTC
51
I'm funny right? [Friends]
11 Comments
2024/08/14
05:16 UTC
05:16 UTC
20
War and hell [M*A*S*H]
2 Comments
2024/07/22
21:47 UTC
21:47 UTC
24
Why, god, why? [FRIENDS]
5 Comments
2024/07/17
23:10 UTC
23:10 UTC
11
My Surfboard, Surfboard [New Girl]
1 Comment
2024/06/23
05:30 UTC
05:30 UTC
15
“I had to eat everything.” [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/05/18
01:05 UTC
01:05 UTC
21
"Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" [Friends]
2 Comments
2024/05/08
22:24 UTC
22:24 UTC
9
“MY SANDWICH?!” [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/05/05
18:06 UTC
18:06 UTC
13
“Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.” [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/05/02
17:23 UTC
17:23 UTC
10
“Don’t be in one.” [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/04/27
03:13 UTC
03:13 UTC
18
“She’s your lobster.” [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/04/21
18:19 UTC
18:19 UTC
19
“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” [Friends]
2 Comments
2024/04/19
19:31 UTC
19:31 UTC
12
“Gum would be perfection." [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/04/18
03:35 UTC
03:35 UTC
17
Coffee [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/04/16
22:09 UTC
22:09 UTC
14
“Welcome to the real world!" [Friends]
1 Comment
2024/04/16
02:40 UTC
02:40 UTC
29
Moo [Friends]
4 Comments
2024/04/13
17:48 UTC
17:48 UTC
25
How to pick a Chief of Staff [The West Wing]
1 Comment
2024/03/30
02:59 UTC
02:59 UTC
41
I'd like some welfare please. [Always Sunny]
1 Comment
2024/03/13
19:34 UTC
19:34 UTC
56
Eric's Epic Burn [That 70's Show]
2 Comments
2024/02/29
05:53 UTC
05:53 UTC
26
I'm cool as a cucumber [Always Sunny]
1 Comment
2024/02/28
17:52 UTC
17:52 UTC
30
Sweet Dee beat the system [Always Sunny]
2 Comments
2024/01/31
20:08 UTC
20:08 UTC