/r/TelevisionQuotes
Quotes from all of your favorite television shows
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I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)
I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)
15:03 UTC
So you had sex with him (New Girl)
So you had sex with him (New Girl)
16:02 UTC
It's usually crap (Family Guy)
It's usually crap (Family Guy)
17:01 UTC
My dignity is in your hands (Silicon Valley)
My dignity is in your hands (Silicon Valley)
18:01 UTC
don't be a... (A. P. Bio)
don't be a... (A. P. Bio)
19:01 UTC
In all honesty… (The Office)
In all honesty… (The Office)
20:00 UTC
Keep the in my house (Parks and Recreation)
Keep the in my house (Parks and Recreation)
21:14 UTC
No, tragically (Parks and Recreation)
No, tragically (Parks and Recreation) [#PandR #ParksAndRecreation]
07:57 UTC
You're weird (Suits)
You're weird (Suits) [#Suits]
08:40 UTC
I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)
I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men) [#TwoAndAHalfMen]
09:39 UTC
Are you guys hungry (New Girl)
Are you guys hungry (New Girl) [#NewGirl]
10:48 UTC
It's bold (Silicon Valley)
It's bold (Silicon Valley) [#SiliconValley]
11:43 UTC
Force it in as deep as you can (The Office)
Force it in as deep as you can (The Office) [#TheOffice]
12:39 UTC
Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend (Two And A Half Men)
Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend (Two And A Half Men) [#TwoAndAHalfMen]
14:41 UTC
there's no chance of that (Seinfeld)
there's no chance of that (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]
14:31 UTC
Hipster (Seinfeld)
Hipster (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]
14:31 UTC
Festivus (Seinfeld)
Festivus (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]
15:45 UTC
Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship
Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship [#TheOffice]
14:48 UTC
I must be liked
I must be liked
14:29 UTC
Do you
Do you
14:32 UTC
Fors it in as deep as you can
Fors it in as deep as you can
14:40 UTC
I'm so sick of these people
I'm so sick of these people
22:16 UTC
I've seen't it.
I've seen't it.
14:42 UTC
Often I set and yearn
Often I set and yearn
14:29 UTC
I love this couch
I love this couch
14:33 UTC
I'm funny right? [Friends]
05:16 UTC
War and hell [M*A*S*H]
21:47 UTC
Why, god, why? [FRIENDS]
23:10 UTC
My Surfboard, Surfboard [New Girl]
05:30 UTC
“I had to eat everything.” [Friends]
01:05 UTC