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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

  1. Television Quotes
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  4. Gaming Quotes
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    Post format must go as follows or will be removed Title [Show Name]

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    Breaking Bad Arrested Development
    Parks and Rec Mad Men
    The Office Lost
    Trailer Park Boys American Horror Story
    Modern Family That '70s Show
    Raising Hope My Name Is Earl
    The Jeffersons Married... With Children
    The Goldbergs Malcolm In The Middle

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    21

    How to pick a Chief of Staff [The West Wing]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/30
    02:59 UTC
    30

    I'd like some welfare please. [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/13
    19:34 UTC
    54

    Eric's Epic Burn [That 70's Show]

    2 Comments
    2024/02/29
    05:53 UTC
    25

    I'm cool as a cucumber [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/02/28
    17:52 UTC
    30

    Sweet Dee beat the system [Always Sunny]

    2 Comments
    2024/01/31
    20:08 UTC
    41

    You paid a $1000 dollars... [FRIENDS]

    2 Comments
    2023/12/18
    22:56 UTC
    51

    You guys been to Florida? [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/12/05
    23:45 UTC
    24

    The Beeper King of NYC! [30 Rock]

    1 Comment
    2023/12/05
    18:14 UTC
    49

    When 'The Office' cast can't keep it together... 😂[The office]

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0XTAJZsOR3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

    1 Comment
    2023/12/02
    22:40 UTC
    6

    Fish has been established [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/30
    21:39 UTC
    26

    One of you... [Silicon Valley]

    0 Comments
    2023/11/30
    19:29 UTC
    29

    I don't hate it [The Office]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/29
    18:54 UTC
    33

    I went nuts [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/28
    21:26 UTC
    63

    Your shoes [30 Rock]

    2 Comments
    2023/11/26
    19:54 UTC
    13

    Touch me again and I’ll end you, in a non- criminal way- John Murphy. [The 100]

    John Murphy has amazing lines but as of season 5, this one might be my favorite.

    0 Comments
    2023/11/25
    18:50 UTC
    22

    Maybe I could take you out [Louie]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/24
    20:34 UTC
    2

    Chickadee, dee, dee little birdy Let’s Dance [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/20
    13:03 UTC
    69

    Ron is a true romantic [Parks and Recreation]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/19
    18:31 UTC
    2

    I got your sticky Bible [Always Sunny]

    2 Comments
    2023/11/18
    19:02 UTC
    33

    We're white dudes [Workaholics]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/18
    19:02 UTC
    0

    Dayman Proposal [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/18
    13:01 UTC
    16

    That suit... [Arrested Development]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/17
    18:31 UTC
    8

    Frank Gets an Intervention [Always Sunny]

    4 Comments
    2023/11/16
    16:32 UTC
    6

    Well, you know I love my family... [That 70s Show]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/15
    01:17 UTC
    13

    Nice save Ted [How I Met Your Mother]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/13
    18:40 UTC
    18

    Lupita... [Weeds] Lude Awakening - S01E05

    1 Comment
    2023/11/12
    18:59 UTC
    0

    And I'm not a great liar... [Arrested Development]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/09
    18:24 UTC
    38

    We're a family [New Girl]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/08
    18:40 UTC
    16

    You look different... [Arrested Development ]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/07
    18:37 UTC
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