/r/AlanPartridge

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A subreddit for fans of Steve Coogan and his legendary character Alan Partridge. Feel free to post videos, images, news, thoughts, etc.

/r/AlanPartridge

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Cholesteroll

A Scotch Pie in a roll, i call this the Cholesteroll. Ah-ha!

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2024/12/01
02:10 UTC

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Sunday

Bloody Sunday

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2024/12/01
00:01 UTC

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How's Mr. "Planet of the Apes" man? Is he still driving that Renault Mégane?

5 Comments
2024/11/30
23:19 UTC

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That’s just a monstrous use of a big handed farm boy

16 Comments
2024/11/30
12:20 UTC

27

Getting cats. Need help with a name (Partridge reference)

We are adopting 2 cats. Both female. One of them we are going to call 'Seldom', but we need help with a name for the other one.

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2024/11/30
12:14 UTC

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This subreddit has ruined me... I see Alan everywhere!

11 Comments
2024/11/30
08:31 UTC

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We did ask Mr Oldfield if we could film there . . .

11 Comments
2024/11/30
07:30 UTC

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The chances of anything coming from Mars, are a million to one....

14 Comments
2024/11/30
07:19 UTC

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Ooh bit of bush

40 Comments
2024/11/29
23:35 UTC

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Seems like LL Cool J doesn't know about Fur Q

33 Comments
2024/11/29
18:21 UTC

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BONOOOOO?!

48 Comments
2024/11/29
16:49 UTC

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Two ladyboys will now cost you £40.26

Up a bit from £11/ladyboy in the 90s.

51 Comments
2024/11/29
15:15 UTC

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There's the bar gentlemen, choose your weapons!

44 Comments
2024/11/29
14:39 UTC

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A couple of weeks ago I did see that someone had drawn a lady’s part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

10 Comments
2024/11/29
13:54 UTC

9 Comments
2024/11/29
13:15 UTC

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This woman is scared, she doesn’t know why she’s so big! She goes, why am I so massive?

113 Comments
2024/11/29
11:56 UTC

7 Comments
2024/11/29
09:21 UTC

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Spice World!!!

6 Comments
2024/11/29
08:14 UTC

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The Edge is too good for Norwich

11 Comments
2024/11/29
01:21 UTC

3 Comments
2024/11/28
22:19 UTC

100

Don't be Blue, Peter

57 Comments
2024/11/28
21:38 UTC

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He thinks he’s Rod Stewart

84 Comments
2024/11/28
21:34 UTC

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I've got 999,999 cows.

5 Comments
2024/11/28
19:57 UTC

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What if....Mark Rylance got the part of Professor Hannigan?

10 Comments
2024/11/28
17:02 UTC

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I shall only be using his Christian name...

To see a Partridge reference on another sub is fantastic but to see one in the Top Tips section of Viz magazine really is the worth of boast worlds!

4 Comments
2024/11/28
13:10 UTC

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Lesser Known Partridge & Overtightened Ball Gags.

I am probably trodding old ground here but i am new so please forgive.

Whats some of your favourite bits of lesser known Partridge (Basically the books and Podcast i suppose)

The Sherlock Holmes section in Nomad is right up there in the most memorable Partridge of all time imo. I remember the exact slip road i was coming off when i first heard it, it's seared into my brain. Its so un-partridge imo but so so so funny, I'd love to know which one wrote it and how it came about.

**It is very very rude so Children may find it upsetting and dogs certainly will.......

 Holmes's address in particular means little to me, my mother having banned me from reading his books for much of my childhood.

Her belief was that Watson and Holmes were gay lovers. Keen experimenters and happy to take risks in the bedroom, theirs was a relationship in which nothing was off the table. And though it would seem to go against the pair's dynamic as written, Mother was convinced that Watson was the dominant one. Not that Holmes minded, far from it. Naked, save for his deerstalker, and lashed to the bed posts with rope, he loved to be subservient and got a real kick from having all of Watson inside of him.

Regular heroin consumption, coupled with a lack of knowledge of sexually transmitted diseases, only served to make the well-respected Victorian detectives hornier. Indeed, Mother was left in little doubt that the reason Holmes seemed to lack compassion as he stood over the body of the story's latest murder victim was because he was too busy salivating at the prospect of what Watson was going to do to him that night.

She also had her doubts about Mrs. Hudson. Living in the flat below, can she really have been unaware of the nightly buggery marathons above? Even if we assume she didn't hear the regular role-playing sessions in which Holmes said he was a worthless piece of shit that needed to be punished - and as mother pointed out, that was a big 'if' - it seems hard to believe that the landlady wouldn't at least have noticed the thud of Holmes' body as it hit the floor, unconscious once again thanks to an overtightened ball-gag

38 Comments
2024/11/28
12:20 UTC

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Does Steve Coogan Exist in the Alanverse?

Does the comedian and actor Steve Coogan exist in the same universe as Alan Partridge?

We know a plethora of real celebrities - or variants of - exist. Alan also referenced Rob Brydon in the coronation commentary episode of Oasthouse.

Him reading the writing credits at the end of his audiobooks and podcast shouldn't count - should it?

53 Comments
2024/11/28
11:26 UTC

133

Richard, you've popped out again.

38 Comments
2024/11/28
09:10 UTC

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Tommy Saxondale's I'm Alan Partridge DVDs. In off the red...

40 Comments
2024/11/28
03:39 UTC

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