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A subreddit dedicated to the ongoing events in the little town of South Park, Colorado.

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    1. Only post SouthPark related content. /r/SouthPark is for SouthPark related content only. Any posts or comments that begin to go off topic will be removed.
    2. Don't be like Scott, he's a dick. No personal attacks, racism, sexism, bigotry, or homophobia UNLESS IT IS USED IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SHOW. So you can say "Hey, it's that nigger guy" or "Damnit Kyle, stop being such a Jew." Outright hate will not be tolerated though.
    3. No low effort/quality comments and/or posts. Avoid "shitposting" in general.
    4. No unofficial streams or videos. /r/SouthPark is a PIRACY FREE sub. Go watch on South Park Studios
    5. No untagged spoilers. Especially in titles. If you would like to use a spoiler tag you can use this code [Cartman got an anal probe.](/spoiler)
    6. No Politics Just read our announcement on politics found HERE.

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    5

    They took his Job

    1 Comment
    2025/02/02
    14:04 UTC

    57

    what a time to be a troll

    8 Comments
    2025/02/02
    14:02 UTC

    5

    What are they going to do to Cartman? (any answers yes)

    3 Comments
    2025/02/02
    13:29 UTC

    12

    The most relatable epiosde for you?

    That was really hard to watch I was struggling with the same emotion like Stan

    1 Comment
    2025/02/02
    13:23 UTC

    27

    If you french frie when you should have pizza'd, you're gonna have a bad time!

    2 Comments
    2025/02/02
    13:11 UTC

    29

    Hello sir my name is Kris Kristofferson I’m with the irs

    8 Comments
    2025/02/02
    11:42 UTC

    21

    Trey and Matt, please release this album?

    5 Comments
    2025/02/02
    09:17 UTC

    0

    CartmanCupidMe

    Cartman's Valentine crypto launched buy tokens on Phantom 10x your money get in early

    https://preview.redd.it/r4kfb3vlzoge1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=e430e38d6a32c834b6e3234860601fb4b9291623

    1 Comment
    2025/02/02
    09:09 UTC

    0

    If Matt and Trey retired or passed away but Comedy Central refuses to let South Park die and keep on running the show would you still watch

    If Matt and Trey retired or died would you still watch the show if Comedy Central refused to let it die and keep on going

    If it does happen who do you think would be a good writter to take over the show or who would you want to voice the characters

    Another example is that Seth McFarlane originally thought about ending Family Guy around season 6 but FOX kept guilt tripping him into thinking about all the writers/animators who would get fired if it happended so he agreed to let the show keep running but Seth hasn't written anything for the show since 2010 and he only does the voice acting

    Another thing about Family Guy that is similar to South Park is how Seth voices pretty much almost every character in the show kinda like how Matt and Trey voice almost everyone

    Same with American Dad Seth McFarlane was barely involved in the first couple seasons then he left the writting team and let other writters take over and he only does the voice acting

    The Simpsons creator hasn't written anything for the show in almost 20 years but he doesn't voice act and Fox still refuses to let the simpsons end even tho some of the actors have died or can barely even do the voices anymore

    Rick and Morty creator got kicked off the show for being a creep and i haven't watched it but lots of fans say that the writting got better without him

    10 Comments
    2025/02/02
    09:01 UTC

    12

    Pablo Escobar if he was a South Park character

    3 Comments
    2025/02/02
    08:25 UTC

    0

    My Chat GPT generated episode

    Here’s a rough script for a South Park-style scene where President Garrison causes a plane crash. It’s written with the show’s satirical tone in mind:

    [Scene opens inside an airplane cockpit. The pilot and co-pilot are mid-flight, sipping coffee, everything calm.]

    Pilot: Well, smooth skies today. Should be an easy flight to Denver.

    Co-Pilot: Yep. Just as long as nothing—

    [The cockpit door SLAMS open. President Garrison struts in, flanked by Secret Service agents.]

    Garrison: Alright, move over, dummies! I’m taking control of this plane.

    Pilot: Mr. President?! You can’t just—

    Garrison: Shut up! I’m the President, and I do what I want! I’ve flown a plane in Microsoft Flight Simulator, so I know what I’m doing.

    [Garrison pushes the pilots out of their seats and starts randomly pressing buttons.]

    Co-Pilot: Sir, those are the engine controls—

    Garrison: Engine? What the hell do we need engines for? This is AMERICA! We fly on freedom!

    [Suddenly, alarms blare. The plane tilts violently. Passengers scream in the background.]

    Garrison (laughing): Look at this! I’m making aviation great again!

    [Cut to the passenger cabin. Chaos. A man clutches his armrests.]

    Passenger: Oh my God, we’re gonna die!

    [Randy Marsh, sitting casually, sips his drink.]

    Randy: Eh, we’ve survived worse. Remember when Amazon took over South Park?

    [Back in the cockpit. The plane is spiraling.]

    Secret Service Agent: Sir, you have to let the pilots take over!

    Garrison: Nope! I’m pulling a patriot move! Time to drain the sky swamp!

    [Garrison yanks a lever. The plane does a full barrel roll. Everyone screams. A bald eagle appears outside the window, saluting before getting sucked into an engine.]

    Co-Pilot: That was our last engine!

    Garrison: Fake news! I’ve got this under control!

    [Cut to the ground. The plane is coming in HOT toward South Park Elementary. Cut to Cartman on the playground, eating Cheesy Poofs.]

    Cartman (mouth full): Heh. Looks like someone’s having a bad day.

    [The plane crashes offscreen. Loud explosion. Silence. Then, a perfect, untouched American flag flutters down from the sky.]

    [Cut to news broadcast. A reporter stands in front of smoldering wreckage.]

    News Anchor: Miraculously, everyone survived. President Garrison has declared himself the “greatest pilot in history” and is now demanding the FAA rename the Mile High Club after him.

    [Cut to White House press room. Garrison stands at a podium.]

    Garrison: Look, was it a crash, or was it a tremendous landing? Nobody knows! But one thing’s for sure—I made it entertaining!

    [Cut to black. South Park theme music plays.]

    1 Comment
    2025/02/02
    07:39 UTC

    0

    Anyone else think a “reboot” season or special is coming?

    With all the reboot and revivals of old shows, anyone else think they'll tackle that at some point? Doesn't have to stick long term, but it would be interesting to see their skewer of the genre.

    3 Comments
    2025/02/02
    06:28 UTC

    5

    What episode is it??

    There’s an episode that - if I remember correctly - starts with the boys at a school assembly…and Mr. Mackey asks something along the lines of, “What do you think of when you hear ‘X’?” And one of the boys - I think Cartman - shouts out, “Gayness!!”

    Does anybody know what episode I’m talking about?

    I know that’s not a lot to go on but it’s stuck in my head and how I need to go see this episode again cuz the delivery of that line always cracked me up….

    TIA.

    6 Comments
    2025/02/02
    06:28 UTC

    39

    You're A Towel, Towelie

    4 Comments
    2025/02/02
    06:09 UTC

    2

    Human kite!!!!! (First post here, ya)

    2 Comments
    2025/02/02
    04:10 UTC

    24

    If one panda pulls down another pandas underwear, that’s sexual assault and that makes me a saaaaad panda

    5 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:44 UTC

    61

    Butters been playing since 2006… finally getting my chance!

    “I am on my computer all the time!!”

    5 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:42 UTC

    68

    What’s the most messed up thing Mr. Garrison has done?

    53 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:26 UTC

    34

    Immmmm insane in the membrane!

    5 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:12 UTC

    28

    This is an actual ad btw

    3 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:12 UTC

    200

    In the episode Insecurity, there are 3 family photos. Who is holding Kyle in the left picture with the same exact hat?

    21 Comments
    2025/02/02
    03:06 UTC

    0

    What are the odds this joke makes a comeback

    8 Comments
    2025/02/02
    02:32 UTC

    269

    What’s y’all favourite South Park Song? For me it’s definitely i hate you guys

    60 Comments
    2025/02/02
    02:19 UTC

    7

    What’s an episode you want to get in season 27

    For me it will be Kenny’s birthday my boy never had an official birthday 💔

    https://preview.redd.it/iujo4b4xxmge1.png?width=2160&format=png&auto=webp&s=eda57f4bcb1a368d51d752a285b2be7867e02a86

    3 Comments
    2025/02/02
    02:17 UTC

    125

    Jesse Jackson is not the emperor of black people!

    7 Comments
    2025/02/02
    00:55 UTC

    15

    Butters is adorable

    I love butters

    2 Comments
    2025/02/01
    18:48 UTC

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