/r/shittyadviceanimals
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Top text: Do penguins eat soup? Like would they if they had it available? Seems like penguins would eat soup. Just a thought i had.
Bottom text: dogs cant eat chocolate, but penguins might eat soup. Anyway, im naked from the waist down. Sling blade voice mmhm reckon thats a good meme
Yehp. That's a splarp all right. I know a splarp when I sees it. I spit tobaccy and I chomp splarp. A real blubber boy like that man Gorge, he chomps splarp all right. He takes after me. Yeah well I bought an ADHD PLANNER before realizing I could have used a DEPRESSION PLANNER instead. No wonder a splarper cannot focus, he's too busy on a bed of nails. Better distribute your weight lest ye fornicate atop a maiden of iron, meeting with the devil earlier than needed.
Never take advice from a mild mannered library man. He a freak turns out. Say what? That's whack. What the hell? Bazinga.
I honor splarp, I honor ron perlman, I smoke weed, I am a good little warrior, fighting pointless battles as I do, spreading misery amongst people just trying to live, not allowed to laugh at a blarp, oh but that's what they say. Downtown is dying, soon to be all online, no physical spaces existing much, just warehouses and vape shops. Someone should invent a place for people like me to gofor free to check all the boxes.
All pros but no cons, now that would be Ideal.
Splarp splarp. I just drank a bang, now my hearts oncfire, but i cleaned my room . Kick it into overdrive,my health will failcbut that's ok because im driving down the interstate for one more nigh. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman. True poetry, this is. Yoda is a man of constant sorrow.
Say, does anyone know if I can drink the gasoline at the gas station? Im like thirsty and shit.