/r/shittyshitredditsays
Have you recently read an upvoted Reddit comment that was bigoted, misogynistic, transphobic, racist, homophobic, classicist, privileged anthrocentric, constructivist, ontologically monistic, postivist, gender realist, or just reeking of unexamined certainty? Of course you have. Post it here.
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Low effort self posts will be removed. This is about shitty shit reddit says. No one cares what you have to say shitlord.
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I'm feeling a bit of nostalgia over here, and want to relive the old glory days of crappy internet and flash games that gave you 2000 viruses and pop-up ads telling you to call a tech support number from some foreign country.
fucking liberal democrat fucking faggot fucking cuck fuck liberal fucking democrat
I hope this is the appropriate place to post this. Actually, should I be using an ableist slur like "hope"? Wouldn't positing that I have "hope" expose my privilege over people of all races, genders, and cultures that are predestined to have less to no hope at all? Am I being oppressive by signalling to potential readers that somewhere within my priveleged, straight, white, male head I also have HOPE for even more things to go my way?
I just really need some advice right now. I just found out that I am a shitlord. I'm well into my 30's and I just discovered that by merely EXISTING I am oppressing literally everyone else. My girlfriend? Oppressed. My dog? Oppressed. Everyone looking for a job while I have one? Oppressed.
It has just occurred to me that every girl I've ever been with I've actually raped. I didn't know it at the time, but I realize that doesn't make a difference. I did it. Hundreds and hundreds of times. I can't stress that part enough. HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS of what I thought were consensual sexual encounters. So much of it. I can't even tell you how bad that I feel for all of the sex rape that I've had. And it's been a lot. We're talking hundreds of times. With multiple partners. Sometimes even at the same time. Sometimes multiple times in the same day within a few hours of each occurrence. Sometimes just as a fling. Sometimes in the course of meaningful relationships. Just perputrating this awful shitlord behavior on all of those poor women. Hundreds upon hundreds of times. Possibly well into the thousands. I can't be for sure. But I'm going to go with thousands of times. Four to five figures worth. That's the ballpark I'm in. Just know that it's a lot. A whole lot. In every different position you can imagine and in most every situation you can come up with. Parked cars, elevators, gas station bathrooms, on a boat, in a barn, in the forest, on the beach, in the shower, on my bed, her bed, friends' beds, parent's bed, floors, against the wall, on the couch, doggy style, reverse cowgirl, flying hyena, tarantula tickling, seventh position, perfumed garden, piledriver, the rusty bike pump, the T-square. If you can think of it, this shitlord has done it.
The point is, I need advice on how to overcome shitlordery. If that's even possible. And if it's even ok for a shitlord such as myself to feel I have the right to even think for a second I should be overcoming anything. I feel like the only time I am doing anything right is when I'm going to the bathroom. Shitting and pissing down the throat of something white.
TL;DR: I've had a lot of sex.
Fuck You Fucking Faggot Cunt Faggot Bitch Cunt Faggot
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Cause all 'new' posts are +5 months old
I can see right through you people. You ain't foolin' me!
And I'm being oppressed by society's sinistraphobic agenda. All of reddit has to stop being right-handed and embrace compassion towards left-handed people.
However, it didn't give me an answer I understood... do I have 777 on all my files?