It is evident that Skibidi toilet, a strange set of videos created by Dafuq!?Boom! has been causing various problems in children who view them, especially gen alpha. But, the reason why these videos have these effects specifically on small children is far more sinister.

Ever since the advent of the Cold War, the Russians have always held a grudge on the West. However, the development of a new attack plan was not thought of until 2005, when the video streaming platform YouTube had been created just a year before. This plan was to create a syndrome that would hinder children's learning abilities and be transmitted through viewing videos on said platform.

Research started with understanding how to make the disease photo-transmissible and able to target certain areas of the brain that, instead of injuring the person physically, would only affect them mentally yet have a devastating effect. Additionally, a song was added to the vector to increase the chance of the viewer getting infected.

In 2014, after Russia annexed Crimea, extensive research began and trials were made on abandoned children who were promised large sums of rubles if they participated. The plan was, amid their next attack on another nation, the syndrome, through a series of videos with the title of Skibidi toilet posted on a popular channel, would wreak havoc on the minds of children who watched them, and when these children enter the workforce decades later, they would be incapable of building defenses against electromagnetic weapons built by the more disciplined Russian gen alpha, which would cause massive power outages, nuclear power accidents, and ultimately a mass decline in population.

Unsurprisingly, in the middle of Russia's attack on Ukraine, Alexey Gerasimov, a secret member of Russia's bioweapons program, one-by-one released videos with the ability to corrupt children's minds, especially those under the age of 10. The results of this have been very noticeable to those who live around infected individuals, yet the infection can start with hardly noticeable symptoms.

However, there is hope when it comes to curing children who have contracted the syndrome. Remember the following:

• Identification - Research and be alert about symptoms of Skibidi toilet syndrome in your children and in other children, and notify teachers/other parents if you see that their child shows symptoms of Skibidi toilet syndrome.
• Annihilation - Contact the principal of the school and let them know that the child is infected so that they can stay home. Prevent the child from looking at Skibidi toilet by removing their device until they have gotten better; in the meantime, have conversations with the child and remove objects capable of causing harm from their room.
• Rehabilitation - Warn the child before he/she goes back to school that they should sit away from others and get others to go away if they start talking to them about Skibidi toilet. After some time, they can sit with others again. During this time, encourage them to inform other students of the symptoms of Skibidi toilet syndrome.

The syndrome is very problematic and is continuing to grow, but if we put in an effort and help our kids recover from infection, we can defeat the terrorist state of Russia.

And actually like retail workers. Unfortunately, this is meatspace and not anime/manga.

Boomers are obsessed with mowing more than even voting Republican. Winter (besides the deep South) must be hard as grass does not grow. Boomers drive SUVs and vote Republican to raise the earth’s temperature so grass will grow longer.

Their objective is for all the women to become lesbian and for all the men to transition to women and then also be lesbians. Lesbian can refer to :

1. An homosexual woman
2. A person from the island of Lesbos, in Greece.

Therefore, Lesbians in the second sense are all Greek. The Greek government intends to play on this ambiguity : Once a country or region has a majority of Lesbian inhabitants, Greece can claim it's inhabitants as Greek citizens, and therefore, annexe the region's territory.

This one blew the lid wide open for me.

Way back in the day, they decided they wanted fresh air to be let into the house. So they cut a hole in the wall, this invention was called a “wind-er.” Then they blocked it off with glass so the bugs wouldn’t get in. When they realized it no long we achieved its original purpose of letting wind in they said “D’oh!”

How does one aquire 226,5 billion dollars of net worth like Elon Musk ?

Well, for example, with the average wage of the USA, you could have worked for 3,8 million years without spending anything... Which implies being an immortal Australopithecus Afarensis. Or you could've stolen 28,67 dollars from every single human alive, but that seems complicated.

There's a much simpler way : See, there are some games on itch and some songs on bandcamp that let you pick your price with no limit. Many people chose a price above 0, because selecting 0 somehow feels way worse than just pirating. But few people know that you can chose a negative number and then the creator has to pay you.

The only realistic way to become a billionaire is to pic an absurdly low negative price on such games or songs. To pay you, accordingly to the terms of these sites, which I'm sure you've all read; they are sent in the Dark Realm to work for millions of years in infinitely warped times. After that, their bodies are healed and their memories are deleted, but the mental strain of these eons of slavery remains, which is why all of these indie games and songs are about depression.

In "Back to The Future, the main character Marty ends up, through time travel, being the first person to play "Johnny B Goode", a founding song of Rock 'n Roll. Chuck Berry's cousin even calls him to let him hear it, implying Chuck Berry actually plagiarized Marty. The point of this is to have a white man inventing Rock 'n Roll.

Similarly to how the Ancient Astronauts theories belittles non-white civilizations by implying neither Egyptians, Mesoamericans or the Austronesians of Rapa Nui would've been able to sculpt and move stones without the help of aliens; "Back to the Future" belittles black people by implying they couldn't have invented Rock without the help of a time paradox.

Want some more evidence ? Another black man who had a huge influence on Rock history is Muddy Waters. In his song "Mannish Boy", he describes himself as a "rolling stone" (which famously gave the band "The Rolling Stones" the idea for their name). Incidentally, rolling stones is exactly what white people think people of color can't do. Coincidence? I think not !