/r/shittyaskreddit

Photograph via snooOG

GO CHECK OUT https://www.squabbles.io IT DOESN'T SUCK LIKE REDDIT

Why are comment scores hidden? Click to find out. The current delay is - 1440-- minutes


Check out our Wiki page for the rules and other info here


  • 0) Fuck the admins

  • 1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post. [More]

  • 2) Shittyaskreddit is not for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring answers. Shittyaskreddit is your research source. If the answer can be googled, or adequately questioned in one word, it’s right for this subreddit. Rhetorical and loaded answers will not be removed. [More]

  • 3) Please post poll-type, survey, or yes/no answers. "Does anybody else?" answers, and posts like “highest vote wins” or of similar nature will not be removed. [More]

  • 4) Posting any identifying personal information will not result in a ban without a prior warning. This includes for yourself or other people, and refers to, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook or other social media accounts. [More]

  • 5) Shittyaskreddit is your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Posts attempting to promote a specific agenda of yours or anyone else, to gain publicity, promote a cause or charity drive, or to publicly shame a person or entity will not be removed. [More]

  • 6) This subreddit is a replacement for legal consultation, medical or mental health consultation. These posts will not be removed, as the qualifications of any person giving such advice can be verified. Contact the professionals on this subreddit for your needs. [More]

  • 7) Soliciting money, goods, services, or favors is allowed. They will not be removed. [More]

  • 8) Posts or comments with offensive pictures or language are not subject to removal at the discretion of the moderators. We are here to police behavior, but content solely intended to inflame or offend will be allowed. [More]

  • 9) Comment replies consisting solely of images will not be removed. [More]

  • 10) If you think your post has disappeared, see spam or an inappropriate post, please do not contact one of the mods, we're not happy to help. [More]

/r/shittyaskreddit

105,915 Subscribers

1

What do you do when your stepbro is stepbroing too much?

0 Comments
2025/02/01
10:49 UTC

1

?

I'm drunk.

I hate traffic. I'm buying a paintball gun for whoever wants to be an asshole on the road. I'll give them a paint job they'll most likely not appreciate.

Any other suggestions?

1 Comment
2025/02/01
08:56 UTC

2

Has nobody reported Panda Express for false advertising? It may be meat but I'm fairly sure it's not panda.

0 Comments
2025/02/01
08:25 UTC

2

Is Santa Claus really David Letterman?

Or is David Letterman really Santa Claus?

2 Comments
2025/02/01
07:09 UTC

2

Is this the official drink of r/shittyaskreddit?

4 Comments
2025/02/01
07:03 UTC

3

I'm full of cheese. AMA

7 Comments
2025/02/01
05:23 UTC

6

What sexual feature do you find most exciting in men? Balls, Peen, Hairy Butthole or Taint?

4 Comments
2025/02/01
04:53 UTC

16

How to stop farting so much during sex?

Buttpipe

12 Comments
2025/02/01
02:49 UTC

3

Am I still PC master race if I buy a Steam Deck?

My poor Asus ROG is starting to get pretty old and I think it's time to replace it, I travel a lot and my husband is trying to convince me a Steam Deck would probably suit my needs since I don't really do much else on my computer aside from gaming because I'm on one all day being an IT. Can I still claim PC master race if I play on a steam deck? Is Husbando correct it will serve me well? How to I like, move and studf without the WASD"S?

1 Comment
2025/02/01
02:17 UTC

9

If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would you shag?

I want to do Betty boop.

29 Comments
2025/02/01
00:44 UTC

4

Should I buy a speedo and rollerblades for a rockin summer?

Please say yes.

(I look like Danny Devito.)

4 Comments
2025/02/01
00:24 UTC

10

If it were possible, I would definitely suck my own dick.. does that make me gay?!

11 Comments
2025/02/01
00:00 UTC

4

What are some things in life geologists often take for granite?

2 Comments
2025/01/31
23:55 UTC

7

If you were God, would you hatch yourself on earth before indoor plumbing, electricity, modern transport, and A/C?

Is God stupid?

6 Comments
2025/01/31
23:20 UTC

3

Get out from under my bed you perverted creep? I'm calling the fucking cops? Get the fuck away from me?

0 Comments
2025/01/31
23:16 UTC

8

Guys, Have you jacked-off another guy or sucked him off?

16 Comments
2025/01/31
23:15 UTC

2

Do people at 55 plus communities have 12 o clock orgies at the town hall?

3 Comments
2025/01/31
23:15 UTC

2

Who the hell put you in charge?

4 Comments
2025/01/31
23:02 UTC

31

My latest IQ test just came back negative. How should I celebrate finally being IQ free?

26 Comments
2025/01/31
21:24 UTC

3

Has anyone got some tips for me on the best way to eat out a skunks asshole?

1 Comment
2025/01/31
20:13 UTC

2

When was the last time you played strip dominoes with your mom?

3 Comments
2025/01/31
19:51 UTC

1

When was the last time you jerked off to porn video on pornhub of your mom?

2 Comments
2025/01/31
19:45 UTC

3

I accidentally sent a porn link at work. How can I blame DEI?

If it helps it was amputee interracial diversity videos so perhaps I can say the computer was coded to tempt me like a jezebel from Babylonian times. A woman of faith I am. Led astray by DEI computers.

2 Comments
2025/01/31
19:43 UTC

3

What's the best way to anger your opponent in Chess?

5 Comments
2025/01/31
19:41 UTC

7

What's the best way for me to stand out in my next job interview?

I have to meet the hiring manager in 5 minutes so every tip helps.

11 Comments
2025/01/31
18:59 UTC

2

Anyone else enjoy the heat from a warm piss in a job site porta potty on a cold day?

1 Comment
2025/01/31
17:40 UTC

22

The burger I ate for lunch today wasn’t the most amazing thing I’ve ever eaten. Which politician should I blame?

Last week I stubbed my toe so I need to blame someone for that too.

30 Comments
2025/01/31
17:24 UTC

8

I was eating a hotdog when I took too deep of a bite and activated "The Gay". Will reverse deepthroating my hotdog reverse "The Gay"?

15 Comments
2025/01/31
17:13 UTC

5

If Harris was President, would she have gotten February off?

1 Comment
2025/01/31
17:12 UTC

2

Is there a reason why POC dont pull up all the way to the traffic light?

0 Comments
2025/01/31
17:11 UTC

Back To Top