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0) Fuck the admins
1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post. [More]
2) Shittyaskreddit is not for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring answers. Shittyaskreddit is your research source. If the answer can be googled, or adequately questioned in one word, it’s right for this subreddit. Rhetorical and loaded answers will not be removed. [More]
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8) Posts or comments with offensive pictures or language are not subject to removal at the discretion of the moderators. We are here to police behavior, but content solely intended to inflame or offend will be allowed. [More]
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/r/shittyaskreddit
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Why come aren’t you scannable?
00:20 UTC
You’re going out? In this weather? They said that there is a high chance of gay.
Cum will win.
23:06 UTC
I like filling my mouth with peanutbutter then standing in front of the mirror and talking about my day. AMA.
23:06 UTC
Hey Fart-Ass McShitFuck… have you cummed yet today?
22:56 UTC
What gives you a raging semi?
22:37 UTC
Being on shrooms is almost like being on a hallucinogenic drug
20:50 UTC
Why will they show graphic sex scenes but not graphic scenes of when you blow your back out trying to get a poop down the drain and out of your ass?
20:47 UTC
Sometimes when someone is sad, they'll cry tears out of their eyes but they'll still pee the same amount. How do we help them?
Clearly something needs to change.
20:42 UTC
Y'all ready for this?
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20:41 UTC
______ will be the president of 2028
17:52 UTC
If you're not supposed to fuck a guys ass then why is his orgasm button up there?
17:32 UTC
What is the moral of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
17:28 UTC
You triflin', good-for-nothin' type of brother.. Silly me, why haven't I found another?
16:53 UTC
I haven’t ate corn in years but just recently found some in my stool. Does that mean good luck?
16:07 UTC
What topics are inappropriate even for this sub?
15:59 UTC
How come after every time my parents tell me they love me, they then tell me that they are “Joe King”
Who is this legend? Did he eat my family?
08:08 UTC
What do you demand proof of?
05:46 UTC
You know Zootopia is a fantasy movie because the corrupt politicians go to jail at the end
05:44 UTC
Have you seen the episode of Caillou where he steals a water gun a tries to rob a liquour store with it?
05:28 UTC
Why won't the police just let me a rob a bank? What business is it of theirs?
05:26 UTC
Yall ever pull a booger put of your nose and it goes all stringie and you feel it all up in your sinuses and you get a lil boner?
05:14 UTC
Whose turn is it?
04:57 UTC
Do yall think pussy Is worth it?
See as a young guy, it's sort of imbeded that getting the gal is the best thing you can do. Gotta get that pussy, gotta get that gal.
I finally got with a girl a few years ago. THATS what yall where yappin on about?!?! Bruh. It ain't worth it. Boobs are ight but that sarlacc pit ain't it dawg. It ain't worth the effort.
Gals are like.. getting socks for Christmas. It's wrapped very nice and ya know 💅✨️ but it's just socks. Like ya sure.. thanks.. ig I could use that but it's whatever man.
I imagine a guy would be more like a used video game system. Wrapped like shit, all weird and lumpy, but oh boy. You tear off that wrapping paper, grab that joystick, and have a great night.
No homo of course.
04:46 UTC
What’s playing on the streaming service in hell?
04:05 UTC
What do you wanna do with your life?
02:23 UTC
What do you call the job when you fart into people's grandmas' snizzywizzies and squeeze their box like a queefy accordion?
00:28 UTC
How do I produce an anal cum fart?
23:12 UTC
What can I buy on sale that will help me to not be a square Reddit shitposter anymore?
I was thinking of a large wooden dong that you wear on your chin? or maybe I could be like urkel and take off my glasses and put on a nice new shirt?
22:18 UTC
Have you ever sprayed your jizz on another person?
21:13 UTC
What breed is Shit Tzu?
18:38 UTC