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/r/shittyaskreddit
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Your a South Carolinian. Fuck you. 🖕
04:49 UTC
Does anyone else suspect that maybe Mike Tyson is going to bite off Jake Paul’s penis?
04:05 UTC
If I gave bacon to my pet pig, would that be fucked up or nah?
It just smells so good
03:43 UTC
if a spider bites you you become Spider-Man. what happens if a spider plant bites you?
03:12 UTC
Do you think Jake Paul gets to fuck Mike Tyson up the ass as much as he receives blowjobs from him?
I also wonder how much Tyson would get paid to let Paul beat him, and whether Tyson gets mad and says fuck that then later gets framed for sex trafficking, thrown in prison and blasted all over the media for not doing what he was supposed to do.
02:26 UTC
Will calling fifteen times a day get me a job?
02:22 UTC
Hey guys,..I was told that Mike Tyson and Jake Paul overcame their differences and will be holding a drum circle tonight at 8pm. I for one, am happy to see wholesome family friendly content coming back to TV. What channel can my family watch it on??
02:20 UTC
What's your opinion on ethical incest?
Y'know, consensual activities between adult family members with no grooming, power dynamics, unwanted force or coercing or harm, or intent to reproduce, with appropriate measures taken to prevent procreation. The things I'd do with my sister man...
02:11 UTC
What was Donald Trump's smallest crime?
02:10 UTC
Why does everyone on reddit and quora hate that hotel cameo guy from Home Alone 2? What'd he do to them?
02:00 UTC
I used Silly Tavern AI after recording everybody talking at my workplace. and then generated a more entertaining roleplay situation, but something went wrong?
what I did was I made a role play situation where there was a spaceship like the starship enterprise. but I called it something different and then I was a captain and they all did what I told them to do.
but then they started rebelling and being strange (like not wanting to engage in intimate activites). I didn't want that to happen. so now I feel like maybe I did the wrong thing and I don't know what to do. was I missing something in the character cards?
it's just like that one television show about odd things that happen in the future. plus all of the characters wouldn't even have a kissing session with me because of some sort of glitch. I'm very appealing and genuine so I don't know what's going on
01:13 UTC
Who will be the next felon elected to office?
01:02 UTC
When was the last time Mary Lou Retton showed up at your house in SCUBA gear, sat on your lap and offered to tell you about the “Wonderful World of Disney?”
00:54 UTC
Is anyone slightly nervous about the Tyson vs. Paul fight tonight?
Man, we just lost an election to a raging douchebag. I don’t think I could handle another rigged injustice.
00:13 UTC
What do you know more about than the experts?
23:25 UTC
Wouldn't it be more inclusive if the LGBTQA+ added 'S' for straight? LGBTQA+S
23:18 UTC
My wife wants to have a baby and I'm all for cumming inside of her all I want. Is there a way to deactivate my sperm cells?
It would have to be done discreetly, I especially wouldn't want her finding out and I sure as shit dont want no fuckin stupid children. Yeah fuck that shit.
21:46 UTC
What will you set loose on the dinner table at Thanksgiving?
21:31 UTC
Would the founding fathers still be alive today, if they knew how to dougie?
21:19 UTC
I'm going out on a date with u/pinktulip1999 next year. Aren't you jealous?
21:11 UTC
When did you realize you were smarter than everybody else?
21:02 UTC
Is it a sign from Satan when women I have crushes on end up marrying guys that look almost exactly me?
This has happened to me a total of two times now in my life
20:50 UTC
That doesn't work for me, brother.
19:53 UTC
Why bother calling them "action figures" when you can just call them DOLLS.
I just bought my Cody Rhodes DOLL to take on my Bronson Reed DOLL
19:50 UTC
What's a perfect question I could ask on r/askreddit that would immediately get me banned from there?
19:49 UTC
How to keep women out of The Gentleman's Club?
Some floozy in her 50s or 60s strolls in, dressed like a cheap hooker, except she is giving away her pussy & titled for free.
Four dudes immediately get naked, he clothes go flying off. She sits on some dude's cock, while she alternates between three cocks in her sucking on one cock while giving hand jobs to two other guys. They all swap out, she gets sprayed with jizz, she sits on another guy's cock. Her ass, pussy and lower back gets covered with jizz. As soon as one guy finishes, another guy's cock is in her pussy!
19:39 UTC
Best way to prank a police station?
Been thinking of shooting a youtube video where I get every cop in the station. I feel like this could be a way to feed my family, and make them stop calling me a deadbeat dad. I just want them to respect me and times are tough
19:15 UTC
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19:14 UTC
Who the FUCK says "that is I?" What is WRONG with you?
18:49 UTC
What's your "skill issue?"
18:34 UTC