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  • 0) Fuck the admins

  • 1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post. [More]

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How is Ye wrong?

1 Comment
2025/01/01
14:20 UTC

4

You wake up and you have 1 feet long nipples and your balls become the size of a basketball, what would you do?

6 Comments
2025/01/01
12:43 UTC

3

Late you excited for 4 more years of idiot liberal make up shit about Trump to bitch about? I’ll don’t like Trump but I voted for him just so I could watch the left completely lose its shit

0 Comments
2025/01/01
11:11 UTC

2

How can I increase the volume of the dick cheese growing on the head of my cock?

3 Comments
2025/01/01
09:57 UTC

1

Last Christmas, I came in your ass, but the very next day - you farted it out. How effing rude is that?

1 Comment
2025/01/01
08:45 UTC

5

What can a middle aged, fat, bald man do to keep all the supermodels wanting to bear his children away from him?

10 Comments
2025/01/01
06:48 UTC

2

Happy new years, fuckers

3 Comments
2025/01/01
05:17 UTC

2

Happy New Year, motherfuckers.

7 Comments
2025/01/01
05:05 UTC

5

Why don't birds just get the flu shot?

Case closed

6 Comments
2025/01/01
03:02 UTC

3

Would any of you like to suck the yeast infection out of my pussy?

7 Comments
2025/01/01
02:33 UTC

4

What was Dick Clark trying to say on that last NYE

when he said "Abi Nood Yead!"

2 Comments
2025/01/01
02:28 UTC

3

What are you gonna do when Project 2025 comes for you?

12 Comments
2025/01/01
02:18 UTC

9

How make my pp bigger?¿?

25 Comments
2025/01/01
02:17 UTC

3

Are your butt cheeks still together, after all the shit they've been through?

3 Comments
2025/01/01
02:16 UTC

6

New years retribution.

Who are you going to inflict your new years retribution on for 2025?

I was going to pick J. Carter for fucking over my deadpool the last couple of years; but he delivered on my side at the last minute. GO JC!

Now I'm split between K. Harris for running such a shit campaign and that asshole last month in the Wendy's drive through. Damnit get your shit together if you're going to order for your extended family. It doesn't take 7 and 1/2 fucking minutes to order nine combos. Fucking write it down if you have the have the short term memory of a brain damaged dung beetle!

3 Comments
2025/01/01
01:20 UTC

1

Who all can do this simple trick?

Can you say "I love cops" out loud without your lips touching together?

0 Comments
2025/01/01
00:20 UTC

3

Happy new year?

3 Comments
2025/01/01
00:13 UTC

5

Which celebrity's face do you want to peel off and wear as a flesh mask?

7 Comments
2024/12/31
23:27 UTC

11

What’s you Nude Years resolution?

13 Comments
2024/12/31
22:42 UTC

5

Who hides behind that tree?

5 Comments
2024/12/31
21:06 UTC

4

When did Taco Bell stop serving breakfast and why?

3 Comments
2024/12/31
19:52 UTC

3

Are you Kenough?

3 Comments
2024/12/31
18:06 UTC

9

Is it in yet?

11 Comments
2024/12/31
17:48 UTC

5

Which celebrity do you most want to make a nice dress for New Year's out of their skin?

5 Comments
2024/12/31
16:39 UTC

11

How did people get around in the 90's before cars were invented?

13 Comments
2024/12/31
16:38 UTC

1

Would you like to come with me to the Jim?

1 Comment
2024/12/31
16:34 UTC

3

What's the current going rate for Russian mail order twinks?

4 Comments
2024/12/31
16:05 UTC

4

Should I be embarrassed about public masterbation?

People all over the place keep telling me things like "hey you shouldn't do that", "put that thing away", "hey thats not cool dude, theres a time and a place" and etc etc. First of all why do people seem to get so offended, like I should be ashamed of something. A couple douch cops even tried to tell me it was illegal, now can you even believe that? In my own front yard too! Wtf is wrong with people?!

11 Comments
2024/12/31
15:16 UTC

8

Is having a girlfriend a human right?

14 Comments
2024/12/31
14:54 UTC

3

Rats and mice don't suffocate on random bags, but we must protect human babies from them..

-Are human babies stupid?

1 Comment
2024/12/31
14:15 UTC

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