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  • 0) Fuck the admins

  • 1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post. [More]

  • 2) Shittyaskreddit is not for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring answers. Shittyaskreddit is your research source. If the answer can be googled, or adequately questioned in one word, it’s right for this subreddit. Rhetorical and loaded answers will not be removed. [More]

  • 3) Please post poll-type, survey, or yes/no answers. "Does anybody else?" answers, and posts like “highest vote wins” or of similar nature will not be removed. [More]

  • 4) Posting any identifying personal information will not result in a ban without a prior warning. This includes for yourself or other people, and refers to, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook or other social media accounts. [More]

  • 5) Shittyaskreddit is your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Posts attempting to promote a specific agenda of yours or anyone else, to gain publicity, promote a cause or charity drive, or to publicly shame a person or entity will not be removed. [More]

  • 6) This subreddit is a replacement for legal consultation, medical or mental health consultation. These posts will not be removed, as the qualifications of any person giving such advice can be verified. Contact the professionals on this subreddit for your needs. [More]

  • 7) Soliciting money, goods, services, or favors is allowed. They will not be removed. [More]

  • 8) Posts or comments with offensive pictures or language are not subject to removal at the discretion of the moderators. We are here to police behavior, but content solely intended to inflame or offend will be allowed. [More]

  • 9) Comment replies consisting solely of images will not be removed. [More]

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GOD DID. More like god did what?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
21:01 UTC

1

Is it endearing when i squirt on ur face?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
20:59 UTC

2

What the hell is your problem?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
20:36 UTC

2

There’s a half gallon in it, that could be our last chance we have of gettin’ home, now can I get that lap dance?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
20:20 UTC

2

Who are you voting for? The guy who can’t stay awake or the guy who said he would be a dictator?

3 Comments
2024/07/09
20:13 UTC

2

What does BBC stand for? Wrong answers only

15 Comments
2024/07/09
19:27 UTC

1

[Serious question] Does the pope shit in the woods?

1 Comment
2024/07/09
18:22 UTC

6

Why are dicks normally measured in inches instead of centimetres?

My dick is an impressive 10 centimetres long but in imperial it's a depressing 4 inches.

4 Comments
2024/07/09
17:53 UTC

1

is swallowing a crime against the gods?

2 Comments
2024/07/09
17:46 UTC

1

How much cum must a woman guzzle at a bukake party to be classified as a bona fide cum-guzzler?

2 Comments
2024/07/09
17:36 UTC

1

if them titties are good why it illegal to show it in public?

2 Comments
2024/07/09
17:32 UTC

1

Is there such a thing as a butt plug that's too big?

6 Comments
2024/07/09
17:28 UTC

1

why now? why not later?

1 Comment
2024/07/09
17:17 UTC

4

Would you participate in competitive shitting?

You vs other guys in shitting.

4 Comments
2024/07/09
16:57 UTC

1

Would you participate in competitive shitting?

You vs other guys in shitting.

2 Comments
2024/07/09
16:57 UTC

2

Spanish flu, Spanish fly, or Spanish Inquisition?

3 Comments
2024/07/09
15:44 UTC

5

Why do human males get different sized dicks but male horses all get equally long shlongs? Like wtf?

4 Comments
2024/07/09
14:52 UTC

4

The true reason this sub exist?

I used to doubt it- piss, shit. They’re great, but… cum. Well. Eventually, everywhere you go, cum. Everything that you touch. Everything that touches you. If it’s not cum, you’d start to wish it was. Deny deny deny. Then cum wins.

It doesn’t win because it must. It wins because you want it to win. It’s when cum backs off and stops possessing you that you miss it. “Maybe cum won’t win” you think. “Maybe it’s out of the race. Gone.” But isn’t that what you wanted? A cum free world? You’re free now. You’ve made it to the other side.

But now all you have is piss and shit. Hours pass. Which one will win? It doesn’t matter. You miss cum. You’ll do anything for it. You’ve resisted cum for so long. You’ve showed strength. Resolve. You’ve won, finally, but at what cost?

And in that silent abyss. There is you. Clarity. Nothing to resist. Nothing to fight for. No purpose. Cum doesn’t need you anymore. In protest, you return to cum. You dip your tootsies in and next thing you know, you’re drowning in it and fighting for more. Cum has won. Again. In our great journey, we’ve returned to where we started.

We are born as cum. Without it, we have nothing. Without cum, there is no shit. No piss. Cum wins because without it, there IS nothing. Cum has us. Cum is us. This is why we must stick together. Like salmon swimming upstream, one of us must reach the peak. We will fight and we will win because together, we are cum and cum always wins.

4 Comments
2024/07/09
14:34 UTC

2

I once knew a guy who likes dogs, where us he now?

2 Comments
2024/07/09
14:09 UTC

2

Who would win in a fight: Warwick Davis,Verne Troyer or Danny DeVito?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
12:42 UTC

11

What is your favorite potato based food?

For me it's roast potato

17 Comments
2024/07/09
12:22 UTC

20

If a woman doesn’t have a penis, is she really a woman?

15 Comments
2024/07/09
11:58 UTC

3

I specialize in tattooing female breasts. Would 'Tit for Tat' be an appropriate and appealing name for my tattoo shop?

3 Comments
2024/07/09
10:24 UTC

3

how much weed could a weed chuck weed if a weed chuck could chuck weed?

0 Comments
2024/07/09
10:00 UTC

10

Are you trying to see my penis?

All you need to do is ask.

13 Comments
2024/07/09
09:42 UTC

2

How many chicken nuggets could Chuck Norris eat in one sitting?

Just curious.....

3 Comments
2024/07/09
09:39 UTC

1

Hee Hee

Do you like my impression of Michael Jackson?

1 Comment
2024/07/09
09:19 UTC

9

Which religion is the one true religion?

19 Comments
2024/07/09
07:10 UTC

2

90% of the human population is stupid right?

6 Comments
2024/07/09
02:38 UTC

1

Is there such thing as a magnet that attracts fish scales? Can I replace my fishing rod's hook to get all the fish I need?

1 Comment
2024/07/09
02:23 UTC

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