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  • 0) Fuck the admins

  • 1) You must not post a clear and direct answer, and only the answer + all body text, in your title. Any context or clarification should be posted repetitively in the comments. Your own question to the answer should go in the body text as a reply to your own post. [More]

  • 2) Shittyaskreddit is not for thought-provoking, discussion-inspiring answers. Shittyaskreddit is your research source. If the answer can be googled, or adequately questioned in one word, it’s right for this subreddit. Rhetorical and loaded answers will not be removed. [More]

  • 3) Please post poll-type, survey, or yes/no answers. "Does anybody else?" answers, and posts like “highest vote wins” or of similar nature will not be removed. [More]

  • 4) Posting any identifying personal information will not result in a ban without a prior warning. This includes for yourself or other people, and refers to, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook or other social media accounts. [More]

  • 5) Shittyaskreddit is your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. Posts attempting to promote a specific agenda of yours or anyone else, to gain publicity, promote a cause or charity drive, or to publicly shame a person or entity will not be removed. [More]

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  • 7) Soliciting money, goods, services, or favors is allowed. They will not be removed. [More]

  • 8) Posts or comments with offensive pictures or language are not subject to removal at the discretion of the moderators. We are here to police behavior, but content solely intended to inflame or offend will be allowed. [More]

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Why aren't bathrooms called poop studios?

0 Comments
2024/04/21
23:21 UTC

1

Automative engineering?

0 Comments
2024/04/21
22:48 UTC

1

People that still have their v-card, when will you change to Mastercard ?

3 Comments
2024/04/21
20:33 UTC

2

Who gave up our position?

5 Comments
2024/04/21
20:03 UTC

1

If a monarch is trans are they a Queeng?

0 Comments
2024/04/21
19:48 UTC

3

What kind of trouble would I get in for taking a shit in the living room of the White House?

11 Comments
2024/04/21
19:44 UTC

1

Are there any transexuals out there that would like to have sex with me?

Or hook up on Chatterbate VR Live? If so pm your invite codes, and don't forget to like and subscribe for even more content and upcoming events!!! You bring the drugs, I give the HUGS!

0 Comments
2024/04/21
19:23 UTC

1

Are you on the swing

4 Comments
2024/04/21
17:45 UTC

2

I’m meeting a friend. You?

9 Comments
2024/04/21
17:38 UTC

4

If I chopped off my ding dong would it finally roam free like Thing from The Addams Family?

Not tryin to name-drop for any fucking clout, so don't even fucking go there or I swear to god... Please like and subscribe, I'll be droppin new content daily so SMASH that like button and turn on all notifications. Fuck you.

8 Comments
2024/04/21
16:38 UTC

0

I’m god. AMA

14 Comments
2024/04/21
16:36 UTC

9

Can a girl’s pussy have rabies?

6 Comments
2024/04/21
15:50 UTC

3

Got thrown out of yoga class for exclaiming “Okay ladies, time to stretch your stuff!” AITA?

Cum will win.

2 Comments
2024/04/21
15:42 UTC

4

Who do you think will be the next celebrity framed by the government/media for a sex crime?

Not the next scandal but crime

31 Comments
2024/04/21
15:30 UTC

33

Should i divorce my husband for refusing to chest feed?

Since men can take hormones to lactate, I don't understand why I have to be the one breastfeeding. My husband is already halfway there with bitch man tits and he promised relationship would be 50 / 50.

27 Comments
2024/04/21
14:19 UTC

2

where is kate middelton?

2 Comments
2024/04/21
13:46 UTC

5

I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again. Now what??

11 Comments
2024/04/21
13:45 UTC

1

i ain gon lie but mail and females asses look different

1 Comment
2024/04/21
11:44 UTC

2

cashapp for a treat x

0 Comments
2024/04/21
11:43 UTC

3

Compared to red 1-3, exactly how red do you think red 4 is? 🤔

3 Comments
2024/04/21
11:33 UTC

1

Can I sue Home Depot after they called the cops on me for taking a shit in the display toilets? There was no sign telling me I could not poop in it.

3 Comments
2024/04/21
10:03 UTC

2

Ask me AMA me anything?

14 Comments
2024/04/21
06:31 UTC

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What if there was an old, slow man who was very talented at making things, but his name was Snappy because he was rude to everyone. Would it be wise to say "Make it, Snappy"?

0 Comments
2024/04/21
06:28 UTC

2

It's nice that for 40 years, "Solo" was just a cool sounding name for Han, and just coincidence that it sounded exactly like the Spanish word "solo", which means "alone", and then the Solo movie ruined that, making it literal. I love that.

When the stupid fucker is traveling, and gets asked his last name, he says he doesn't have a last name, so the Imperial fuckwit types in a last name for him "Solo", because he's traveling solo. My eyes had already rolled into my head 100 times before that, so I had to chloroform a stranger, tear their eyes out, and stick them on one of those manual pencil sharpeners that are installed on a wall, and crank them around and around to make them spin.

9 Comments
2024/04/21
06:11 UTC

2

Creative and witty question?

4 Comments
2024/04/21
05:19 UTC

8

Is rimming oral sex or anal sex?

7 Comments
2024/04/21
05:01 UTC

3

How much cock meat is there?

10 Comments
2024/04/21
03:09 UTC

4

See what you made me do? Why didn't you listen?

10 Comments
2024/04/21
01:39 UTC

3

Would you be friends with a CIA agent?

7 Comments
2024/04/21
01:22 UTC

1

Anybody want to come over and play Who Poops First?

The rules are simple. First we take laxatives to make sure all of the contents of out stomach and intestines comes out. Then we go to Taco Bell and eat the exact same thing. Then after eating we wait for an hour before we both chug a bottle of Magnesium Citrate Saline. Then we bend over and back up so our butt holes are almost touching. Last we take a PVC pipe and insert one end in my butt and the other end in your butt and wait to see who has explosive diarrhea and manages to empty their bowels through the pipe and into the other persons ass. The person that ends with both of our poop in their butt first wins.

0 Comments
2024/04/21
00:43 UTC

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