/r/shittylifehacks
Life hacks which will increase the shittiness of your day-to-day life.
This subreddit is for posting lifehacks that are shitty (eg /r/DIWHY) and shitty life hacks (eg /r/shittylifeprotips). Both contents are allowed, and there's only one rule.
Have fun
/r/shittylifehacks
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Too lazy to screw a smoke detector into the ceiling? Just throw it wherever
01:42 UTC
Need to turn a stuck page but don't want to lick your dirty finger to get traction? Pick your nose instead.
02:59 UTC
No kitchen timer handy? Just microwave a cup of water for the desired duration of your timer.
21:46 UTC
SLPT: Tired of cutting your fingernails or toenails every week? Get a surgical nail avulsion (removal of the entire nail) once or twice a year instead!
23:15 UTC
Found in the wild... Please excuse me while I sit down *crinkle*
20:56 UTC
Guaranteed way to get rid of hiccups
Have someone plug both ears down and down a whole glass of water.
Never fails, works every time.
13:21 UTC
How to die in a car crash
21:20 UTC
It could work...
03:03 UTC
How to get rid of your child's bf/gf
If your son or daughter starts dating someone you don't like? Easy fix. Pull the gf/bf aside and tell them " Look they will cheat on you, I know they cheated on me."
15:36 UTC
How to speed up your commute and ensure all traffic lights are green
Something I’ve discovered: wait to write or read that super important text or email until you’re caught at a red light. Guarantee all your lights will be green and you won’t get to read it until you’re at your destination. I find this hack works 60% of the time every time.
04:38 UTC
SLPT - how to break the US economy; still relevant
13:25 UTC
How NOT to Fix Your Car
02:10 UTC
How to Make Your Roommate’s Hate You
12:55 UTC
How to Be a Bad Friend
16:23 UTC
Life Hacks To Make Your Life Harder
04:49 UTC
Winning An Argument ;)
16:13 UTC
How to warm up your grill 10 times faster
10:53 UTC
Whenever you get in trouble on a Reddit thread and the moderator says you are banned. Just create a new account. And troll the thread again
09:05 UTC
Drinking and driving is dangerous and illegal. So, just do your drinking, get it out of the way, and 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 go driving.
Words of wisdom by George Carlin.
14:10 UTC
Beating the summer heat
17:08 UTC
Spray Your Headphones With Some "No More Tangles" by Johnson & Johnson When They Are Tangled
16:12 UTC
ANAL
Take a ride down the Hershey Highway.
03:29 UTC
think you have astigmatism?
Go to a local sporting or gun store, pretend to know what you're doing and ask for the most expensive red dot sight they have. if you see a nice dot in it you're good. starburst or little wiggly things? you got the tism.
20:35 UTC