/r/shittylifehacks

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Life hacks which will increase the shittiness of your day-to-day life.


This subreddit is for posting lifehacks that are shitty (eg /r/DIWHY) and shitty life hacks (eg /r/shittylifeprotips). Both contents are allowed, and there's only one rule.
Have fun

/r/shittylifehacks

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46

How to die in a car crash

3 Comments
2024/11/12
21:20 UTC

297

It could work...

2 Comments
2024/09/29
03:03 UTC

0

How to get rid of your child's bf/gf

If your son or daughter starts dating someone you don't like? Easy fix. Pull the gf/bf aside and tell them " Look they will cheat on you, I know they cheated on me."

3 Comments
2024/09/23
15:36 UTC

15

How to speed up your commute and ensure all traffic lights are green

Something I’ve discovered: wait to write or read that super important text or email until you’re caught at a red light. Guarantee all your lights will be green and you won’t get to read it until you’re at your destination. I find this hack works 60% of the time every time.

1 Comment
2024/09/18
04:38 UTC

66

SLPT - how to break the US economy; still relevant

0 Comments
2024/09/04
13:25 UTC

3

How NOT to Fix Your Car

0 Comments
2024/09/03
02:10 UTC

6

How to Make Your Roommate’s Hate You

1 Comment
2024/09/02
12:55 UTC

5

How to Be a Bad Friend

0 Comments
2024/09/01
16:23 UTC

3

Life Hacks To Make Your Life Harder

2 Comments
2024/09/01
04:49 UTC

0

Winning An Argument ;)

0 Comments
2024/08/30
16:13 UTC

23

How to warm up your grill 10 times faster

5 Comments
2024/08/30
10:53 UTC

15

Whenever you get in trouble on a Reddit thread and the moderator says you are banned. Just create a new account. And troll the thread again

4 Comments
2024/08/22
09:05 UTC

0

Drinking and driving is dangerous and illegal. So, just do your drinking, get it out of the way, and 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 go driving.

Words of wisdom by George Carlin.

4 Comments
2024/08/02
14:10 UTC

37

Beating the summer heat

5 Comments
2024/08/01
17:08 UTC

5

Spray Your Headphones With Some "No More Tangles" by Johnson & Johnson When They Are Tangled

0 Comments
2024/07/20
16:12 UTC

0

ANAL

Take a ride down the Hershey Highway.

0 Comments
2024/05/09
03:29 UTC

8

think you have astigmatism?

Go to a local sporting or gun store, pretend to know what you're doing and ask for the most expensive red dot sight they have. if you see a nice dot in it you're good. starburst or little wiggly things? you got the tism.

5 Comments
2024/05/01
20:35 UTC

42

You know for those perfectly terrible bangs.

2 Comments
2024/04/08
06:10 UTC

7

Missing childhood fun?

Rob the nearest convenience store and wait until the cops show up and you’ll get a good old fashioned game of tag!

0 Comments
2024/04/03
01:59 UTC

5

Get a large amount of credit and buy candy bars in bulk, then declare bankruptcy and then sell your bulk candy bars for debt free money gains.

4 Comments
2024/03/29
17:49 UTC

13

For the perfect sleeping temperature, let your AC and your heater duke it out

1 Comment
2024/03/25
21:01 UTC

250

Endless free electricity

18 Comments
2024/03/08
17:03 UTC

36

If you're ever in a fight, and you getting butt naked doesn't deter them, pin your opponent to the ground and pull their pants down. No one is crazy enough to fight that.

7 Comments
2024/03/08
03:06 UTC

60

Surely a s,art method

0 Comments
2024/02/01
08:21 UTC

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