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The best and worst quotes said by Abraham Lincoln and friends.

Shitty Quotes Porn

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"wat"

-Confucius

from /u/Kirkwaller. Link

"She belongs to my brown dick now."

-Hugo Chavez

from /u/DMTMH. Link

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Superperson wisdom

0 Comments
2024/07/13
16:01 UTC
4

Shit rich people say

0 Comments
2024/07/12
20:45 UTC
4

Rishi Sunak's wisdom in the face of defeat

0 Comments
2024/07/06
00:57 UTC
25

Friendly reminder from Johnny Sins

0 Comments
2024/04/13
04:11 UTC
13

Wizard of wording

1 Comment
2024/03/22
23:36 UTC
24

You know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the wine in my chapel.

0 Comments
2024/02/25
06:42 UTC
14

A controversial mathematician

0 Comments
2024/01/08
17:09 UTC
15

Gotta love MJ, the King of Pop

0 Comments
2023/12/07
05:26 UTC
27

This line was delivered so well. Gives me chills every time.

2 Comments
2023/11/30
16:29 UTC
34

Wise words

0 Comments
2023/09/08
14:53 UTC
15

From Former Vice Presidante

0 Comments
2023/08/29
05:12 UTC
11

I'm faction erudite. And into brown shugah.

2 Comments
2023/08/29
00:52 UTC
13

love is priceless because if it had a price you would be arrested and put in prison for a long time

0 Comments
2023/07/30
05:14 UTC
9

Wisdom

0 Comments
2023/07/11
05:05 UTC
12

Really real doe

2 Comments
2023/06/19
22:24 UTC
17

She wants to dance like Peter Sellers and I can't get you out of my head

2 Comments
2023/05/25
03:12 UTC
0

the best one ever "You can fuck a million girls and society doesn't care but have sex with one man and im gay"

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1 Comment
2023/04/10
03:20 UTC
29

2pac speaks from the heart

0 Comments
2022/12/01
13:23 UTC
69

I really do miss him.

1 Comment
2022/09/27
12:40 UTC
37

When a bot tries to inspire

0 Comments
2022/09/19
01:34 UTC
64

Mr. Universe

5 Comments
2022/09/11
08:18 UTC
32

Another good Palin quote

0 Comments
2022/09/01
00:40 UTC
63

That explains a lot.

0 Comments
2022/08/30
14:18 UTC
81

You've been a good and faithful servant, but only I can live forever.

4 Comments
2022/07/19
20:03 UTC
106

He said this I swear. I own the book.

5 Comments
2022/07/18
13:52 UTC
26

Someone I know on Facebook posted this once, but I think it's actually pretty good. (The quote was him, I just threw it on a pic I googled in 2 seconds)

6 Comments
2022/06/15
21:11 UTC
126

Chess World Champion Bobby Fischer on ducks

0 Comments
2022/05/09
14:13 UTC
86

Hey Men: It's time to MAN UP

1 Comment
2022/05/04
19:26 UTC
71

Thank you No Way Home for introducing me to this hidden gem of a song

2 Comments
2022/05/01
22:31 UTC
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