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The best and worst quotes said by Abraham Lincoln and friends.

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15

Friendly reminder from Johnny Sins

0 Comments
2024/04/13
04:11 UTC

9

Wizard of wording

0 Comments
2024/03/22
23:36 UTC

21

You know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the wine in my chapel.

0 Comments
2024/02/25
06:42 UTC

21

Well said Nikola

1 Comment
2024/01/15
13:32 UTC

11

A controversial mathematician

0 Comments
2024/01/08
17:09 UTC

13

Gotta love MJ, the King of Pop

0 Comments
2023/12/07
05:26 UTC

24

This line was delivered so well. Gives me chills every time.

0 Comments
2023/11/30
16:29 UTC

29

Wise words

0 Comments
2023/09/08
14:53 UTC

15

From Former Vice Presidante

0 Comments
2023/08/29
05:12 UTC

8

I'm faction erudite. And into brown shugah.

2 Comments
2023/08/29
00:52 UTC

12

love is priceless because if it had a price you would be arrested and put in prison for a long time

0 Comments
2023/07/30
05:14 UTC

10

Wisdom

0 Comments
2023/07/11
05:05 UTC

14

Really real doe

2 Comments
2023/06/19
22:24 UTC

17

She wants to dance like Peter Sellers and I can't get you out of my head

2 Comments
2023/05/25
03:12 UTC

0

the best one ever "You can fuck a million girls and society doesn't care but have sex with one man and im gay"

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1 Comment
2023/04/10
03:20 UTC

29

2pac speaks from the heart

0 Comments
2022/12/01
13:23 UTC

70

I really do miss him.

1 Comment
2022/09/27
12:40 UTC

34

When a bot tries to inspire

0 Comments
2022/09/19
01:34 UTC

62

Mr. Universe

5 Comments
2022/09/11
08:18 UTC

30

Another good Palin quote

0 Comments
2022/09/01
00:40 UTC

62

That explains a lot.

0 Comments
2022/08/30
14:18 UTC

83

You've been a good and faithful servant, but only I can live forever.

4 Comments
2022/07/19
20:03 UTC

101

He said this I swear. I own the book.

5 Comments
2022/07/18
13:52 UTC

24

Someone I know on Facebook posted this once, but I think it's actually pretty good. (The quote was him, I just threw it on a pic I googled in 2 seconds)

6 Comments
2022/06/15
21:11 UTC

125

Chess World Champion Bobby Fischer on ducks

0 Comments
2022/05/09
14:13 UTC

89

Hey Men: It's time to MAN UP

1 Comment
2022/05/04
19:26 UTC

71

Thank you No Way Home for introducing me to this hidden gem of a song

2 Comments
2022/05/01
22:31 UTC

78

From iconic movie: The Fresh Knight

1 Comment
2022/04/23
11:37 UTC

53

Sun Tzu..the latter chapters

1 Comment
2022/04/10
03:02 UTC

40

The last words Charles Sumner heard before the beatdown began

0 Comments
2022/03/24
03:44 UTC

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