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The best and worst quotes said by Abraham Lincoln and friends.

Shitty Quotes Porn

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-Confucius

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"She belongs to my brown dick now."

-Hugo Chavez

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16

Wise words

0 Comments
2023/09/08
14:53 UTC
12

From Former Vice Presidante

0 Comments
2023/08/29
05:12 UTC
6

I'm faction erudite. And into brown shugah.

2 Comments
2023/08/29
00:52 UTC
8

love is priceless because if it had a price you would be arrested and put in prison for a long time

0 Comments
2023/07/30
05:14 UTC
8

Wisdom

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2023/07/11
05:05 UTC
13

Really real doe

2 Comments
2023/06/19
22:24 UTC
16

She wants to dance like Peter Sellers and I can't get you out of my head

2 Comments
2023/05/25
03:12 UTC
0

the best one ever "You can fuck a million girls and society doesn't care but have sex with one man and im gay"

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1 Comment
2023/04/10
03:20 UTC
29

2pac speaks from the heart

0 Comments
2022/12/01
13:23 UTC
68

I really do miss him.

1 Comment
2022/09/27
12:40 UTC
32

When a bot tries to inspire

0 Comments
2022/09/19
01:34 UTC
65

Mr. Universe

5 Comments
2022/09/11
08:18 UTC
32

Another good Palin quote

0 Comments
2022/09/01
00:40 UTC
57

That explains a lot.

0 Comments
2022/08/30
14:18 UTC
78

You've been a good and faithful servant, but only I can live forever.

4 Comments
2022/07/19
20:03 UTC
102

He said this I swear. I own the book.

5 Comments
2022/07/18
13:52 UTC
23

Someone I know on Facebook posted this once, but I think it's actually pretty good. (The quote was him, I just threw it on a pic I googled in 2 seconds)

6 Comments
2022/06/15
21:11 UTC
122

Chess World Champion Bobby Fischer on ducks

0 Comments
2022/05/09
14:13 UTC
86

Hey Men: It's time to MAN UP

1 Comment
2022/05/04
19:26 UTC
72

Thank you No Way Home for introducing me to this hidden gem of a song

2 Comments
2022/05/01
22:31 UTC
77

From iconic movie: The Fresh Knight

1 Comment
2022/04/23
11:37 UTC
55

Sun Tzu..the latter chapters

1 Comment
2022/04/10
03:02 UTC
39

The last words Charles Sumner heard before the beatdown began

0 Comments
2022/03/24
03:44 UTC
42

Spoderman spins a web of relationship wisdom

0 Comments
2022/03/23
00:35 UTC
58

Jussie Smollett and his wisdom. I swear it's real.

3 Comments
2022/03/12
11:09 UTC
48

Wow.

0 Comments
2022/02/19
04:21 UTC
25

Correctly attributed

0 Comments
2022/02/12
03:55 UTC
97

IT is true tho

3 Comments
2022/01/26
20:54 UTC
99

Ancient wisdom that still holds up today🙏🙏😔

1 Comment
2022/01/05
21:54 UTC
20

A good quote from Palin

0 Comments
2021/11/23
19:56 UTC
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