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The best and worst quotes said by Abraham Lincoln and friends.

Shitty Quotes Porn

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"wat"

-Confucius

from /u/Kirkwaller. Link

"She belongs to my brown dick now."

-Hugo Chavez

from /u/DMTMH. Link

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opa gnamna

0 Comments
2024/12/28
02:42 UTC
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"Nothing and I mean nothing gets me more excited than biscuits and gravy. But a very close second is seeing news of a CEO being executed." - Dale Earnhardt

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2024/12/06
17:34 UTC
27

"All political power..." - Mao Zedong

:)

0 Comments
2024/11/05
22:50 UTC
56

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute." - Albert Einstein

7 Comments
2024/09/10
21:40 UTC
24

Superperson wisdom

0 Comments
2024/07/13
16:01 UTC
15

Shit rich people say

1 Comment
2024/07/12
20:45 UTC
15

Rishi Sunak's wisdom in the face of defeat

0 Comments
2024/07/06
00:57 UTC
46

Friendly reminder from Johnny Sins

1 Comment
2024/04/13
04:11 UTC
21

Wizard of wording

1 Comment
2024/03/22
23:36 UTC
29

You know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the wine in my chapel.

0 Comments
2024/02/25
06:42 UTC
18

A controversial mathematician

0 Comments
2024/01/08
17:09 UTC
21

Gotta love MJ, the King of Pop

0 Comments
2023/12/07
05:26 UTC
28

This line was delivered so well. Gives me chills every time.

3 Comments
2023/11/30
16:29 UTC
35

Wise words

0 Comments
2023/09/08
14:53 UTC
18

From Former Vice Presidante

0 Comments
2023/08/29
05:12 UTC
11

I'm faction erudite. And into brown shugah.

2 Comments
2023/08/29
00:52 UTC
13

love is priceless because if it had a price you would be arrested and put in prison for a long time

0 Comments
2023/07/30
05:14 UTC
13

Wisdom

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2023/07/11
05:05 UTC
13

Really real doe

2 Comments
2023/06/19
22:24 UTC
17

She wants to dance like Peter Sellers and I can't get you out of my head

2 Comments
2023/05/25
03:12 UTC
2

the best one ever "You can fuck a million girls and society doesn't care but have sex with one man and im gay"

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1 Comment
2023/04/10
03:20 UTC
32

2pac speaks from the heart

0 Comments
2022/12/01
13:23 UTC
72

I really do miss him.

1 Comment
2022/09/27
12:40 UTC
36

When a bot tries to inspire

0 Comments
2022/09/19
01:34 UTC
69

Mr. Universe

5 Comments
2022/09/11
08:18 UTC
31

Another good Palin quote

0 Comments
2022/09/01
00:40 UTC
63

That explains a lot.

0 Comments
2022/08/30
14:18 UTC
82

You've been a good and faithful servant, but only I can live forever.

4 Comments
2022/07/19
20:03 UTC
110

He said this I swear. I own the book.

6 Comments
2022/07/18
13:52 UTC
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