Talk about a complicated game. I've been up for the past 3 nights trying to understand the advanced dynamics of this game. How do people wrap their head around all of this stuff? Am I supposed to be an astro mathematician or something? This is such a hard game to learn. I might have to give up on trying to learn it like I did with rock, paper, scissors. How do people learn these games with such complicated rules?

The title is self explanatory, I have a new boss and she may have a top 5 real life peach. As a subordinate, how should I behave?

I’ve been on pornhub for years because it’s one of the last free streaming services but I’m finding it harder to watch my shows like Vixen that don’t get interrupted after 5 minutes by boring bad acting and fucking for the last 55 minutes. Is this all kids want to watch nowadays? When will Donald make streaming great again? Are there better alternatives because I refuse to let my kids on there anymore.

I also have your IP addresses which is 127.0.0.1

I would call the cops , throw water on them , play a song that they hate like that Barney song I love you you love me or it's peanut butter jelly time. Or should I bring someone to the party they hate .

As the titles suggests, it’s your first day in prison, what should you not say?

Asking for a friend….

I developed a video game called Targeted, and it’s currently on sale on Steam. In my own country, it’s been relatively successful, with 100% positive reviews, etc., but it’s a small country. The game is available in many languages, but I haven’t been able to reach any influencers or foreign media. My press inquiries are left unanswered.

I’m not sure who to turn to for advice anymore. What should I do to get my game recognized and at least make enough revenue to cover the price of a LEGO Porsche?

please someone want me

Like the title says. They keep spending it on their grand kids or giving it to charities. There is going to be nothing left for me. I’m autistic with crippling social anxiety and can’t work. My siblings don’t need the money because they are rich. I need that money to live off of when they die. What should I do?

So I left my house thinking my phone didn't need charged. It said 22% but it turns out I was looking at it upside-down and I actually only have 22% battery left. What am I going to do with only 22% battery all day?

If, so, what sort of book should I write? And what should I write it on? Like peper?

Hey all! Did you know? There's a hidden ship in one of the levels of the new Sonic x Shadow Generations game with really interesting details about it. If you are intrested just search in Google Sonic x Shadow ship!

I thought this was America but apparently it's Germany or something because the police came and said "don't do it again" and I feel that's much too harsh of a punishment. I even tried seeing if I could do it just one more time and he said no. What kind of tyrannical dictatorship are we living in?

So, I just had a new guy start at my McDonalds. He seemed friendly enough, but partway through his first day, he said he needed the next three weeks off to go campaign for president.
What do?

See title.

My girlfriend always yells at me and calls me mean, hurtful things over the silliest reasons. For example the other day I accidentally caught her car and fire and caused it to explode and she told me she hated me and the week before that when I stole her car and wrecked into her house she literally screamed at me and called me a p.o.s. and i don't feel she's being very considerate. I told her it was an accident but she's still being rude about it and I feel like she might still be holding a grudge from the time I stole her parent's life savings and spent it all on an internet scam. How do I get her to lighten up and not be so dramatic?

I've never seen a woodland animal at a car insurance office ever. Do they have their own office? What kind of cars do they even drive and how do deer use their cellphones with their hooved feet?

My girlfriend's birthday is coming, and I know she thinks I don't have anything special planned. I have a surprise planned but I need some help deciding what'll make the biggest impression on how I feel about her.

I'm going to have her sleep over, get up early and light the candles on the cake (maybe twice as many candles to be funny), then put it on the pillow next to her. I just don't know what's the best way to wake her up. Should I just scream? Should I blow a vuvuzela or a trombone? Would a brick of firecrackers be enough or should I go with an M-80 or roman candles? I'm open to suggestions.

Now that he’s gotten older he thinks he’s too good for that shit and won’t smoke with me after school any more. Should I start by taking his iPad away?

Im depressed but I don't wanna do that since I both prefer to keep it to myself and i'm also too introvert