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Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?

Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!


Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?

Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!

Ask about any era of history and get answers from shitty historians! Submit historical corrections and get feedback from your peers!

"Did Blackbeard really wear burning brands in his beard?" is a good question; "What items were worn in some other famous beards? Also a good question.

Photos of the contents of Abraham Lincoln's pockets: good submission. Contents from the pockets linking to as yet undiscovered historical realization? Even better!

The wearing of pith helmets is strongly encouraged.


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2

Why did it Rain so Terribly following the French Revolution?

And why were people so upset about how much it rained then as opposed to how much it must've rained during the preceding millennium under the French Aristocracy?

0 Comments
2024/07/24
22:12 UTC

4

Why didn’t the Ancient Geeks tell the principal about the Persians bullying them?

0 Comments
2024/07/23
21:42 UTC

8

We hear so much about the annals of history, but why don't we hear about the anals of history?

4 Comments
2024/07/22
04:16 UTC

4

For all the life like Greek and Roman statues, why didn’t they just use flesh to make it more realistic? Are they stupid?

7 Comments
2024/07/22
03:54 UTC

7

Is it OK to make fun of people from the past, because they were so incredibly stupid?

5 Comments
2024/07/20
14:12 UTC

14

If History really repeats itself, wouldn’t it be called History History?

5 Comments
2024/07/20
14:11 UTC

21

Why did Julius Caesar’s assassins stab him? Why didn’t they just shoot him with an AR-15?

11 Comments
2024/07/19
13:51 UTC

6

how did people find out what different elements taste like?

1 Comment
2024/07/17
15:54 UTC

27

What if nobody bombed Pearl Harbor and the ships just did that?

10 Comments
2024/07/15
16:21 UTC

12

what's the history of cringe?

1 Comment
2024/07/13
17:18 UTC

11

why the government?

7 Comments
2024/07/13
16:21 UTC

11

Europe has superior work-life balance, better food, and better transit than America. So why haven’t they colonized America to bring over their superior culture?

4 Comments
2024/07/13
09:36 UTC

9

how do i forge?

documents

0 Comments
2024/07/12
17:22 UTC

9

what is the history of myspace?

4 Comments
2024/07/12
16:19 UTC

19

If Neil Armstrong discovered the moon, how come it wasn't named Armstrongia?

6 Comments
2024/07/10
02:13 UTC

6

Why did the US choose a bi-camel for its Congress?

3 Comments
2024/07/09
17:32 UTC

18

If Sir Abraham Lincoln wasn't assassinated, would he still be alive today?

In my opinion, him being assassinated greatly shortened his life span and significantly lowered his chance of living longer.

7 Comments
2024/07/09
16:04 UTC

6

Why didn't the French mercenaries surrender during the American Revolution?

2 Comments
2024/07/08
00:19 UTC

32

Why didn’t Christopher Columbus just fly to America?

Why did he use a rickety old boat?

21 Comments
2024/07/06
22:24 UTC

12

does England have an independence day?

1 Comment
2024/07/06
18:53 UTC

9

how was rome built?

7 Comments
2024/07/06
17:52 UTC

8

how's it hanging?

3 Comments
2024/07/06
16:24 UTC

5

what are the pirates doing?

1 Comment
2024/07/04
16:54 UTC

11

Why is the city-state of Ninjago underrepresented in world politics and history

Honestly baffles me, Ninjago is one of the very few nations in history to have multiple economic miracles in spite of Lord Garmadon's constant invasions among others, while other city-states like Singapore, Hong Kong, and Disneyland get more hype for less

0 Comments
2024/07/04
09:07 UTC

7

If medieval China was anti-LGBT, then how did Empress Wang come to power?

5 Comments
2024/07/04
06:54 UTC

5

why america?

2 Comments
2024/07/03
16:06 UTC

19

Why didn't they add a "-gate" to Watergate? Was it not a big enough scandal?

4 Comments
2024/07/03
14:51 UTC

3

Why is Greece Broke?

Can't they just sell their islands?

7 Comments
2024/06/30
19:54 UTC

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