/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
Rule #1: Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!
Rule #2: No YouTube. Post an image or a gif. Because mods are tired of removing spam.
Rule #3: No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.
Rule #4: Only shitty users repost. You can title something literally anything you want (so long as it's not true) so you really have to be a lazy piece of shit to repost an existing shitty fact. It's not forbidden, but if you choose to repost, expect a public shaming for your shitty behavior, you shit head.
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You can play a very shitty version of chess on a Leptura quadrifasciatas back but I wouldnt recommend it
07:44 UTC
Seventeen year cicadas all have an evil twin.
18:06 UTC
Carolina Reaper Ducks are the only breed that has developed Sweat Glands
09:26 UTC
Tired of mucking stables, this man has bred a horse that is able to eat from both ends. The absence of 'road apples' gives his small ranch a much neater appearance... That is until the horse explodes.
05:27 UTC
TIL: Many ants are "Flat-Earthers" who annoy the rest of their colonies with "scientific experiments" that prove it.
15:52 UTC
After the popularity of the longcat meme in 2006 New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded. Reddit meet Manasha the world's first longcat loaf.
07:30 UTC
Llamas are capable of reaching enlightenment and ending their cycle of reincarnation, but they instead choose to guide others to enlightenment because, like capybaras and coelacanths, they are a perfect life form
19:03 UTC
In some cultures, a group of crows is referred to as an unalive.
23:36 UTC
Coelacanths have not evolved for millions of years because, like capybaras, they are already a perfect life form.
01:51 UTC
The Hamster-Cheeked Gazelle is called so not because its cheeks puff, but because it has a symbiotic relationship with two actual hamsters living on its face.
12:13 UTC
Since Middle Age, yellow is associated with treason and used to paint characters such as Judas. And dolphin warnings.
10:10 UTC
The beetles in the Rhagium Family has never been observed making a gluten-free carbonara, which is just wild.
04:56 UTC
Unlike most amphibians, capybaras do not undergo metamorphosis, because they are born as a perfect life form.
00:37 UTC
Bear is your landlord and you're late on rent
09:32 UTC
In medieval times, it was discovered bad haircuts piss off lions
07:20 UTC
De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws
05:42 UTC
When birds get eerily quiet during a solar eclipse, it's not because they are confused by the darkness. They are are confused by all those people suddenly coming outside, celebrating for a few minutes, and then going back inside.
21:01 UTC
US marshals on planes are masters of disguise.
05:22 UTC
If you feed chickens skittles, they make colourful eggs
11:24 UTC
They’ve been warning us about the double-brood swarm of cicadas this summer, but it’s actually going to be a triple-brood event, and be devastating to farmers: 17 year cicadas, 13 year cicadas, and 29 year sheep.
21:30 UTC
"Yeah, yeah... We know... Swiss bears were "neutral" during WW2..."
01:37 UTC
Before Lizard "Dreadful" Roberts leaves to navigate at sea, he always cuddles Rose his faithful wife.
01:03 UTC
Owls keep their pants pulled far up to avoid soaking them in high waters
22:49 UTC
Salmon does not feel pain, and is often glad to be eating anyways as they are tired of the "just keep swimming" rat race
00:25 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, the world doesn't just turn on its own. It's actually reindeer powered.
01:27 UTC
reindeer wear the skin of their enemies to intimidate rivals
18:34 UTC
Scientists have wondered why cats evolved to hold their tails high when they walk. Turns out it's to keep from getting it stuck in a drain.
17:47 UTC
The popular nine-legged Floof Sparrow was an accidental lab creation, when scientists were attempting to splice the DNA of a spider and a dog, and the Floof Sparrow fell into the test tube.
It attaches itself to any object like Velcro, including prey such as worms, fish, and chihuahuas.
03:22 UTC