/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
Rule #1: Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!
Rule #2: No YouTube. Post an image or a gif. Because mods are tired of removing spam.
Rule #3: No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.
Rule #4: Only shitty users repost. You can title something literally anything you want (so long as it's not true) so you really have to be a lazy piece of shit to repost an existing shitty fact. It's not forbidden, but if you choose to repost, expect a public shaming for your shitty behavior, you shit head.
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The common salamander does not eat salad, or lard, or sand, because it is considered bad luck in salamander culture to consume something spelled from the letters in "salamander."
10 Comments
2024/08/27
16:17 UTC
16:17 UTC
156
The Deadly Japanese Marshmallow
1 Comment
2024/08/08
12:11 UTC
12:11 UTC
105
The common grackle is the only bird known to fall for the "there's 'gullible' written on the ceiling" prank.
6 Comments
2024/08/02
13:43 UTC
13:43 UTC
91
Hedgehonkers Sneeze to Attract a Mate
2 Comments
2024/08/01
09:44 UTC
09:44 UTC
123
Some seals adopt extreme workout routines that require a situp for every breathe or you drown and die
2 Comments
2024/07/22
21:21 UTC
21:21 UTC
199
If a mosquito resorts to cannibalism it is also gay because it is sucking off another mosquito.
11 Comments
2024/07/21
16:51 UTC
16:51 UTC
120
Lagoon Raccoons: Tree Wombs with a View
2 Comments
2024/07/19
01:10 UTC
01:10 UTC
233
The Bay Cat is one of the funniest members of the cat family. When you find them during the day, they'll do a stand-up comedy act before they devour you. No one has ever survived to retell their jokes, but it has been assumed that they like self-deprecating humour and laugh at their own jokes.
9 Comments
2024/07/07
15:18 UTC
15:18 UTC
30
You can play a very shitty version of chess on a Leptura quadrifasciatas back but I wouldnt recommend it
0 Comments
2024/06/25
07:44 UTC
07:44 UTC
175
Seventeen year cicadas all have an evil twin.
3 Comments
2024/06/24
18:06 UTC
18:06 UTC
147
Carolina Reaper Ducks are the only breed that has developed Sweat Glands
5 Comments
2024/06/23
09:26 UTC
09:26 UTC
74
Tired of mucking stables, this man has bred a horse that is able to eat from both ends. The absence of 'road apples' gives his small ranch a much neater appearance... That is until the horse explodes.
0 Comments
2024/06/16
05:27 UTC
05:27 UTC
78
TIL: Many ants are "Flat-Earthers" who annoy the rest of their colonies with "scientific experiments" that prove it.
0 Comments
2024/06/14
15:52 UTC
15:52 UTC
323
After the popularity of the longcat meme in 2006 New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded. Reddit meet Manasha the world's first longcat loaf.
9 Comments
2024/06/10
07:30 UTC
07:30 UTC
131
Llamas are capable of reaching enlightenment and ending their cycle of reincarnation, but they instead choose to guide others to enlightenment because, like capybaras and coelacanths, they are a perfect life form
2 Comments
2024/05/31
19:03 UTC
19:03 UTC
63
In some cultures, a group of crows is referred to as an unalive.
0 Comments
2024/05/28
23:36 UTC
23:36 UTC
91
Coelacanths have not evolved for millions of years because, like capybaras, they are already a perfect life form.
0 Comments
2024/05/25
01:51 UTC
01:51 UTC
132
The Hamster-Cheeked Gazelle is called so not because its cheeks puff, but because it has a symbiotic relationship with two actual hamsters living on its face.
1 Comment
2024/05/22
12:13 UTC
12:13 UTC
15
Since Middle Age, yellow is associated with treason and used to paint characters such as Judas. And dolphin warnings.
0 Comments
2024/05/22
10:10 UTC
10:10 UTC
10
The beetles in the Rhagium Family has never been observed making a gluten-free carbonara, which is just wild.
0 Comments
2024/05/22
04:56 UTC
04:56 UTC
152
Unlike most amphibians, capybaras do not undergo metamorphosis, because they are born as a perfect life form.
1 Comment
2024/05/20
00:37 UTC
00:37 UTC
127
Bear is your landlord and you're late on rent
0 Comments
2024/05/18
09:32 UTC
09:32 UTC
229
In medieval times, it was discovered bad haircuts piss off lions
3 Comments
2024/05/06
07:20 UTC
07:20 UTC
52
De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws
1 Comment
2024/05/06
05:42 UTC
05:42 UTC
127
When birds get eerily quiet during a solar eclipse, it's not because they are confused by the darkness. They are are confused by all those people suddenly coming outside, celebrating for a few minutes, and then going back inside.
2 Comments
2024/04/11
21:01 UTC
21:01 UTC
113
US marshals on planes are masters of disguise.
0 Comments
2024/03/19
05:22 UTC
05:22 UTC
796
If you feed chickens skittles, they make colourful eggs
21 Comments
2024/03/15
11:24 UTC
11:24 UTC
83
They’ve been warning us about the double-brood swarm of cicadas this summer, but it’s actually going to be a triple-brood event, and be devastating to farmers: 17 year cicadas, 13 year cicadas, and 29 year sheep.
2 Comments
2024/03/14
21:30 UTC
21:30 UTC