/r/shittyama
We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof. We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.
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We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof.
We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.
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I'm buying the meta quest 3 and am hiring a game development team to create a game called "broke ass bum pov" so I can more deeply relate to the people here that don't upvote my posts
04:10 UTC
I don't have "fuck you" money but I have a sort of a "bug off if you dont mind" financial situation going for me, ama
04:04 UTC
Hello! My name is u/turbulent-papaya-910, and even though you didn't fucking ask, I fucking live in fucking New Jersey. AMFA
17:30 UTC
I am the manager AMA
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I have come to pronounce your doom. Your doom is at hand. You are doomed! AMA
05:05 UTC
I ate too many fucking tacos from taco bell and now my stomach hurts, AMA
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I'm in the process of making a 7 layer bean dip for u/hyruxs that's going to be 😈to die for😈 AMA
16:56 UTC
This is my third account, I have just made this one. Ask me anything.
13:55 UTC
I watch Hollywood movies and shows and I now know literally everything about the USA. AMA
11:32 UTC
I'm Satan's newlywed trophy wife. AMA
I met and fell in love with him shortly after I went to hell
09:44 UTC
"It" doesn't work anymore 🥲. AMA
21:22 UTC
I and addicted to the male pregnancy emoji and I can't stop using it. AMA and I will mpgreg you.
15:28 UTC
My foreskin detached from my pp so now I'm circumcised
12:16 UTC
ask me anything! fuck that, ASK ME EVERYTHING!
09:29 UTC
I haven't slept in 24 hours and I am really tired AMA
01:57 UTC
AMA and I'll turn it into a diss against my own mother. AMA
18:51 UTC
I have the superpower of shitting in any toilet as long as I can lock the door. Ama
13:32 UTC
23M I've had a ruptured eardrum for 6 years now without care
Any way in which I'd be able to prove this probably would end with me exposing sensitive info. But I'm seeing many other posts with little to no proof getting a lot of attention.
I obtained it first back in the middle of May 20 fucking 17, and it's changed my life in many ways since then for how I navigate the damned world conversationally & physically. Personal reasons, budget, the pandemic and other bullshit is largely why I haven't had it repaired surgically yet.
02:56 UTC
will reply to most things you say with “your mom”. (Part. 7) AMA
21:51 UTC
I (25m) have eproctophilia AMA
I’m a pretty normal guy. work in surgery, I’m an athlete, fairly attractive in appearance and have a calm, chill personality. Despite all of this positivity in my life, the worst thing about me is the fact that I have eproctophilia (or a fart fetish). For more than a decade, I was ashamed and embarrassed by my appreciation of farts. I know it isn’t “normal” but in recent years I have been trying to learn to embrace it. There are a lot of worse things I could be into. This fetish hurts no one (except maybe my nose hairs😂)
Recently single and feeling a bit lonely, so AMA
10:21 UTC
I watch horse porn. AMA.
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I almost made it to 2024 without getting covid. I got covid from my 2 year old. AMA
I’m immune deficient and have brain fog!
17:52 UTC
I am your personal insurance agent who refuses to do my job because I get more money that way, AMA
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OMFG I ALMOST "ACCIDENTALLY" JUST STUCK A BUG UP MY ASS WHILE USING TP TO WIPE. AMFA
02:45 UTC
Cut myself opening a package. AMA.
00:46 UTC
I am Joe Mama. AMA
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Stuck on the side of the road and only one person answered the phone, AMA!
20:42 UTC
I make wine using old bathtub water AMA
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i stroke my cock😭😭😭
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