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Apple Pacino

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2025/01/10
03:40 UTC

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Traditional Italian Wedding

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2025/01/09
20:13 UTC

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Championship Skydiving

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2025/01/05
01:13 UTC

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That’s alright that’s alright

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2025/01/01
03:01 UTC

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Elvis the pelvis

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2024/12/30
23:20 UTC

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Send it back

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2024/12/28
23:54 UTC

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Garfield the cat smoking a huge cigar and a huge joint also, alternating between both.

Garfield did that. A cat with lungs full of marijuana smoke, and tobacco smoke. So much smoke. Body more smoke than empty space.

Garfield the cat had a penis but no balls. He had lost his need for banging and impregnating the nermal minxes of the world after John had him have his appointment to chop his balls off. All hope for banging and continuing on the football passes of the Garfield bloodline had gone but it was okay for Garfield had turned into something contented.

Smoking so much and letting his life cut itself short from the statistics of smoking so much, Garfield's eyes glossed over in a stoned haze. It's true that Garfield was originally set to be a pizza ranter and raver over lasagna, but for logistical reasons, maybe due to cats not having opposable thumbs, Garfield was selected instead to be linked up with lasagna, a similar but different casserole like dish though still with supposed origins in Italy.

Through my digressions, I was wanting to say that Garfield had become a cheechlike stoner, fat with contentment. Tipping the pizza guy a bit more than 20 percent to be a cool stoner cat, aware of possible karmic rewards through tipping. Reciprocity had room to exist there. If an employee gives a bulk discount on a product, Garfield wondered, should some of the difference be made up by tipping more on the iPad? This is perhaps how you build business relationships as a wheeler, dealer, or major consumer whore.

Garfield's hazy eyes were alright, on Lexapro Zoloft, this and that. The weekends could slap hard with good times, rock and roll. Hip hop with gorgeous beats, going shopping and relaxing. Perhaps an orange cats life could be all about this type of vibrations. If not this, then what?

The third thing, after the cigars and doobiez, was Garfield's star trek VHS tapes. That's how Garfield was occupied, stoned and relaxed, deeply. On a Saturday, it would be nice to have a pizza to accompany the science fiction stories, which were nice for their hopefulness. Refreshing hopefulness through star trek.

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2024/12/28
19:27 UTC

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What you wanna talk about?

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2024/12/27
00:28 UTC

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Me, at my wife's boring company Christmas party

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2024/12/22
15:27 UTC

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Start a fire

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2024/12/22
02:03 UTC

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Diners, drive-ins, and milkshakes

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2024/12/16
00:31 UTC

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You are the maker of your own destiny

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2024/12/14
14:03 UTC

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Beanbag Man

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2024/12/14
02:22 UTC

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Parking machine repair man

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2024/12/13
00:37 UTC

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You rn

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2024/12/13
00:33 UTC

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Unprovable

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2024/12/12
19:53 UTC

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When you share the link and watch the view count rise

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2024/12/12
19:28 UTC

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Do you guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?

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2024/12/10
12:57 UTC

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Please, sir. Get out your anger.

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2024/12/08
22:27 UTC

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I see you there

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2024/12/08
20:29 UTC

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Golf

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2024/12/08
00:06 UTC

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Chill the fuck out slowpoke

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2024/12/06
06:36 UTC

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I hope tomorrow is like today

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2024/12/06
00:12 UTC

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Ok ready? I’m joker.

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2024/12/03
22:09 UTC

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Finger cannon

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2024/12/03
05:30 UTC

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31.433327,-109.894368

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2024/12/01
12:20 UTC

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Feed Me Seymour !

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2024/12/01
02:53 UTC

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2024/11/30
22:27 UTC

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THE SİTUATİON HAS GOTTEN WORSE PLEASE SEND HELP HES NOW LOOKİNG LİKE THİS

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2024/11/30
18:57 UTC

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Problems solved here.

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2024/11/30
17:20 UTC

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