/r/shittyadviceanimals
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God holding on
Friends carrying through
Soul searching boils
Under earth terrors
Thunder and rain
Storming through Valhalla
Angels under ground
Stored home alone
Down in the dark
I inward climb
To the Green hiss above
To see white peace
To shave my face
To cull the itch
To cough up blood
Into my hand
To look down on
And fart into the sand
And let the poop ring out
Glory to God on high
I wonder if Jesus Farted What Would It Smell Like
Probably like Nothing
Because he's not real
Pizza has been around since the cavemen invented flour. There was a goat. Probably wise. He made a cheese. Now the seed has been planted. Bon appetite.
THEY CANNOT TAKE IT AWAY. THEY CANNOT TELL YOU.
ORANGES ARE MEAT.