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TIL Stedman Graham is the world's highest-paid beard

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2024/04/07
21:12 UTC

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TIL roman people were famous for not having heads

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2024/04/06
17:03 UTC

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TIL spider will ignore free food if it doesn't move

TIL spider is only attracted to something trapped in its web if it Wiggles, I killed a mosquito and threw it into the web (free food), mf has ignored it the entire day

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2024/04/06
14:30 UTC

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TIL Mario has golden nipples

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2024/04/03
13:45 UTC

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TIL Ikea means creamy Swedish balls in Japanese

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2024/03/25
15:41 UTC

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TIL the earth is round

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2024/03/23
22:42 UTC

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TIL about cheese

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2024/03/22
00:51 UTC

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TDIL this is what a dead porpoise looks like - good god, that's awful

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2024/03/21
20:07 UTC

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TIL Penis worms are larger in cold waters and smaller in warm waters

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2024/03/21
03:27 UTC

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TIL that the word "questionnaire" originally meant someone who has a questionable amount of money

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2024/03/16
22:25 UTC

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TIL I just need to find my feat of derring-do to really make the grade

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2024/03/16
21:31 UTC

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TIL if you want to play a game of Tiddywinks with someone, don't ask a stranger in a Kmart restroom to play with you, because it could come across as creepy, especially if that person doesn't know what Tiddlywinks is.

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2024/03/14
17:57 UTC

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Mind = blown

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2024/03/09
09:30 UTC

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TIL that Count Dooku was the inspiration for James Bond.

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2024/03/08
04:22 UTC

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TIL You should all downvote this post so we can see how much negative karma it can get!

:-D

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2024/03/07
21:22 UTC

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TIL When historinas talk about the gay 90s they aren't even referring to that time I accidentally jerked off three dudes in ninety six.

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2024/03/04
15:28 UTC

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TIL that "black and white" era of cinema is called that way because movies made at that time were morally unambiguous: as in "black and white morality"

The fact that movies were shot in black and white is simply a coincidence

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2024/03/02
16:45 UTC

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Sharing in honor of me learning today (9 years later) that Grey's Anatomy is still in fact airing.

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2024/03/02
04:00 UTC

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TIL I've probably already posted this one before, but I just wanted to remind people that the plural of anus is anii

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2024/03/01
00:22 UTC

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TIL the opposite of a sneeze is a ezeens.. An infrequent phenomenon in which you inhale air at hundreds of miles per hour. In rare cases it can fatally rupture your lungs.

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2024/02/29
23:58 UTC

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TIL How to Read Gooder than the Bestest I’ve Done Before’d.

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2024/02/23
03:39 UTC

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2024/02/16
05:42 UTC

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The process of filling a condom full of microSD cards and putting it in your anus and using that as a way to transfer data is called a "brown net"

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2024/02/11
08:34 UTC

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TIL there is also a Soprano, Alto, and Bass gif keyboard

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2024/02/09
05:15 UTC

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TIL that if you're watching a show on a large TV and you don't like it, it's much easier to turn the TV off then to try to fold the TV closed like you would with a flip phone.

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2024/02/06
13:14 UTC

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