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TIL The iPhone has a special feature that alerts you when your friends buy a less expensive phone with better specs by turning their text bubbles green.

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2023/09/19
16:48 UTC

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TIL because having sex with miners is illegal, mining is a dying career option everywhere in the developed world

1 Comment
2023/09/17
11:14 UTC

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TIL Great Britain used to be named ‘Merica.

Oh how the turn tables..

1 Comment
2023/09/14
19:24 UTC

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TIL that the people who did that "Rock The Boat" song would like to know where I got the lotion

1 Comment
2023/09/13
18:49 UTC

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TIL that Nero founded the occupation of firefighting, but that he made it so that, when a property caught fire and someone called the firefighters, they would ask the property owners (while the fire was occurring) if they could buy the property, and if the owners said no, they wouldn't extinguish it

2 Comments
2023/09/13
07:49 UTC

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TIL that, a few days before Bob Barker reposed, he whispered in a loved one's ear: "actually the price was wrong, and it was the whole time. Just needed to get that cleared up."

0 Comments
2023/09/11
03:09 UTC

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TIL The Highest point in Kansas is ALSO The Lowest point in Colorado.

Fatcs!

1 Comment
2023/09/09
13:03 UTC

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TIL that Diane Foxington is my biological mother... according to the DNA ancestry test results (picture below)

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2023/09/09
10:57 UTC

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TIL if you write the word "Star" and then next to the right of it, add a space and then write the word "Wars", and then swap the two letter a's, you will have written "Star Wars".

1 Comment
2023/09/08
15:45 UTC

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TIL A salty hand feels hotter in hot water than cold water.

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2023/09/07
00:03 UTC

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TIL if you're at a fast food drive-thru and someone asks to take your order, you're supposed to order from the restaurant's menu instead of trying to order something from a Sears catalog.

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2023/09/05
15:46 UTC

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TIL when you're finished cutting hot peppers wash your. Don't rub your eyes, don't touch your dick, wash your hands.

1 Comment
2023/09/05
05:45 UTC

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Today I learned the Connect Four playing pieces do not walk and talk in real life

1 Comment
2023/09/04
02:17 UTC

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Today I learned that that there are men and women in this 1980s Commodore Computer commercial and only men are using computers in it.

3 Comments
2023/09/01
15:07 UTC

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TIL there were nowhere near 63 previous Mario games before Super Mario 64 came out

6 Comments
2023/08/30
20:45 UTC

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TIL musician John Denver was not named for his birth city after all because John is a stupid name for a city

4 Comments
2023/08/28
00:38 UTC

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TIL hurricanes are named after the person they're specifically targeting

2 Comments
2023/08/20
12:13 UTC

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TIL that the average person consumes more than 10000000 times the amount of Coca Cola per week than the average person during the Stone Age.

3 Comments
2023/08/18
09:35 UTC

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TIL Thanks to Bard AI, that you apparently can have shit coming out of your ass at Mach 1...

  • I mean it would feel like you were going number two at Mach 1 but in actuality it probably be like forcing out Two loads of tacobell

  • It is unlikely that you would survive if you went number 2 where everything came out 10 times the speed that you normally do. The force of the stool passing through your rectum would be much greater, and it could cause tearing or other damage to your anal canal. There is also a risk that the stool could travel too quickly through your intestines and not be fully digested, which could lead to other health problems.

  • In addition, the sudden increase in pressure in your abdomen could cause your diaphragm to spasm, which could lead to vomiting or shortness of breath. In severe cases, it could even cause a heart attack or stroke.

  • So, while it is possible to survive going number 2 10 times the speed, it is not something that I would recommend. If you experience this, it is important to seek medical attention immediately.

  • Here are some tips to help you avoid going number 2 10 times the speed:

  • Eat a healthy diet that is high in fiber.

  • Drink plenty of fluids.

  • Exercise regularly.

  • Go to the bathroom as soon as you feel the urge.

  • Avoid straining when you go to the bathroom.

  • If you are experiencing constipation, talk to your doctor. They can help you find ways to relieve constipation and prevent it from happening in the future.

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2023/08/18
01:25 UTC

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TIFU My parents found my foreskin

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2023/08/15
08:48 UTC

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TIL the plural of “influencer” is not “influenza”

1 Comment
2023/08/12
16:46 UTC

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TIL there's just nothing better than bothering your woman

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2023/08/09
19:42 UTC

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TIL the audience for America's Test Kitchen erotic fanfiction is fairly limited

2 Comments
2023/07/30
18:46 UTC

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TML (Today me learn) everything about she pum pum

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2023/07/27
15:45 UTC

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TIL that this "Antichrist" guy, isn't actually Jesus at all, he's a complete bullshit artist

0 Comments
2023/07/25
17:42 UTC

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TIL Despite the fact that it has been asking for it all summer long, NASA has no current plans to blow up the sun.

4 Comments
2023/07/25
01:09 UTC

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TIL we used to keep krill as pets

4 Comments
2023/07/24
14:34 UTC

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TIL that, in answer to your question, I WOULD like a fuckin' medal

0 Comments
2023/07/23
20:27 UTC

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