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TIL That President Garfield died on Monday,September 19, 1881, from a bullet wound caused by an assassination attempt, and his last words were "I hate Mondays".

1 Comment
2024/10/30
12:35 UTC

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TIL You can get a job at McDonald’s if you have a felony

9 Comments
2024/10/21
08:09 UTC

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TIL the statement “if you don’t use it you lose it” is false because I never use my penis and still haven’t lost it

7 Comments
2024/10/18
01:38 UTC

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TIL Google and the CIA own each other

0 Comments
2024/10/10
06:09 UTC

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That pedophiles can find safe haven in Israel due to the right of return

7 Comments
2024/10/09
04:36 UTC

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TIL when The Kinks wrote Lola they missed an opportunity to rhyme the word "ariola"

1 Comment
2024/10/09
00:39 UTC

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TIL that North Dakota, the home to 150 active nuclear ICBMs, calls itself the "peace garden state"

0 Comments
2024/10/05
18:24 UTC

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TIL that in the United States, the vast majority of food is eaten by people using their mouths. This can't just be a coincidence.

0 Comments
2024/10/03
15:42 UTC

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TIL there are doctors who will charge me money and cancel my appointment if I am 15 minutes or more late for an appointment but won't pay me if I have been in the waiting room 15 minutes or more past my appointment time, waiting on them to call my name.

2 Comments
2024/09/27
19:59 UTC

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TIL that if I want to buy a $25.99 item from a company that has a price match guarantee, I don't save money if the price I want to them to match is $32.99.

0 Comments
2024/09/25
16:05 UTC

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TIL people who say they know their rights don't

0 Comments
2024/09/22
20:16 UTC

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TIL comment sections on r/news are a competition to see who hates rapists/pedophiles the most

DAE hate rapists & pedophiles?

2 Comments
2024/09/19
16:31 UTC

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That it's repercussions not reprecussions.

How the absolute fuck have I gone my entire adult life spelling it this way ? How. Spellcheck how have you failed me for so long and why did you choose now to correct me ?

0 Comments
2024/09/19
09:58 UTC

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TIL Cicero invented the emoji

1 Comment
2024/09/18
08:12 UTC

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Not to meet with family friends

So today I met with a guy who I have been friendly with online for a few months we would talk platonically and I thought he was nice. I meet with him today and he hugged me several times without me wanting to be hugged. He then pulled out of his shirt pocket 3D print of my face... I'm very weirded out and freaked.

1 Comment
2024/09/13
13:42 UTC

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TIL I can save over $816,347 at the supermarket by not buying groceries that I no do not have the storage place for, nor need, nor can finish eating before the expiration dates, nor can afford.

2 Comments
2024/09/05
18:07 UTC

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TIL a lot of smartphones manufactured in 2024 do not have a place to put in film for the smartphone's camera.

2 Comments
2024/09/04
22:19 UTC

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TIL that it is easier to sleep while laying down horizontally than standing vertically. Why didn't they teach me that in geometry class?

1 Comment
2024/09/03
19:27 UTC

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TIL there are 69 days until the 2024 presidential election

5 Comments
2024/08/28
09:20 UTC

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TIL that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches just aren't the same without peanut butter, jelly, and bread.

0 Comments
2024/08/22
00:05 UTC

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TIL that "In-N-Out Burger" was originally known as "Out-N-In Burger", but was renamed because customers couldn't get back home.

7 Comments
2024/08/17
20:04 UTC

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