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TIL when Spongebob is playing in the snow, he's playing in waste and ashes

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2024/11/28
08:44 UTC

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TIL you can count to 625 on your fingers.

So for those who don't know, there was a time where people would use a base-12 system and to count they would use the knuckles of their fingers and keep each count of 12 on their other hand. Well...today I figured out that if you count those and add the 2 conveniently reachable sections on the back of your fingers for 4&5 as well as adding in your thumb...you can hit 625 on your fingers by using a base-25 counting system!

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2024/11/25
05:36 UTC

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TIL the Honky-Tonk is where white people hang out

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2024/11/23
16:51 UTC

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TIL: If you are young, skinny with breasts & nipples then you too can wear a tight shirt without a bra and be a “digital creator”

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2024/11/23
13:04 UTC

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TIL about that tornader

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2024/11/18
20:48 UTC

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TIL voters aren't supposed to color in all the little circles on the ballot.

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2024/11/05
22:47 UTC

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Today I learned that dogs basically all have William's Syndrome

While William Syndrome is due to a large deletion that removes these genes, canines have novel insertions of tiny bits of DNA that work to disrupt those donor genes. Thus we find that both species have the end result of disrupted genetic function of the same genes

https://www.pppl.gov/events/2023/science-saturday-dogs-and-humans-williams-syndrome#:~:text=While%20William%20Syndrome%20is%20due,function%20of%20the%20same%20genes.

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2024/11/03
22:54 UTC

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TIL That President Garfield died on Monday,September 19, 1881, from a bullet wound caused by an assassination attempt, and his last words were "I hate Mondays".

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2024/10/30
12:35 UTC

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TIL You can get a job at McDonald’s if you have a felony

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2024/10/21
08:09 UTC

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TIL the statement “if you don’t use it you lose it” is false because I never use my penis and still haven’t lost it

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2024/10/18
01:38 UTC

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TIL Google and the CIA own each other

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2024/10/10
06:09 UTC

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That pedophiles can find safe haven in Israel due to the right of return

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2024/10/09
04:36 UTC

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TIL when The Kinks wrote Lola they missed an opportunity to rhyme the word "ariola"

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2024/10/09
00:39 UTC

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TIL that North Dakota, the home to 150 active nuclear ICBMs, calls itself the "peace garden state"

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2024/10/05
18:24 UTC

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TIL that in the United States, the vast majority of food is eaten by people using their mouths. This can't just be a coincidence.

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2024/10/03
15:42 UTC

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TIL there are doctors who will charge me money and cancel my appointment if I am 15 minutes or more late for an appointment but won't pay me if I have been in the waiting room 15 minutes or more past my appointment time, waiting on them to call my name.

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2024/09/27
19:59 UTC

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TIL that if I want to buy a $25.99 item from a company that has a price match guarantee, I don't save money if the price I want to them to match is $32.99.

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2024/09/25
16:05 UTC

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TIL people who say they know their rights don't

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2024/09/22
20:16 UTC

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TIL comment sections on r/news are a competition to see who hates rapists/pedophiles the most

DAE hate rapists & pedophiles?

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2024/09/19
16:31 UTC

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That it's repercussions not reprecussions.

How the absolute fuck have I gone my entire adult life spelling it this way ? How. Spellcheck how have you failed me for so long and why did you choose now to correct me ?

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2024/09/19
09:58 UTC

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TIL Cicero invented the emoji

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2024/09/18
08:12 UTC

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Not to meet with family friends

So today I met with a guy who I have been friendly with online for a few months we would talk platonically and I thought he was nice. I meet with him today and he hugged me several times without me wanting to be hugged. He then pulled out of his shirt pocket 3D print of my face... I'm very weirded out and freaked.

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2024/09/13
13:42 UTC

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TIL I can save over $816,347 at the supermarket by not buying groceries that I no do not have the storage place for, nor need, nor can finish eating before the expiration dates, nor can afford.

2 Comments
2024/09/05
18:07 UTC

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