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TIL Cap'n Crunch actually comes from the old pirate humiliation tactic of capping someone in the ass with a pellet gun and then doing several crunches to show how althetically superior you are to the victim. Hence Cap and Crunch. Years later it was bequea

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2024/07/24
03:33 UTC

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TIL X (Elon's failed rebrand of Twitter) has a streaming platform called Xvideos.

2 Comments
2024/07/23
19:53 UTC

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TIL I am a robot

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2024/07/22
20:38 UTC

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TIL Airplanes can commit a suicide.

2 Comments
2024/07/19
18:42 UTC

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Anyone else experiencing this problem

I think it’s worldwide from an anti virus update

5 Comments
2024/07/19
07:01 UTC

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TIL That just like making 'popcorn' from corn, you can make 'popeggs' by putting eggs in the microwave for 20 minutes.

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2024/07/17
02:36 UTC

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TIL Asians (specifically the Japanese) decide who's gay.

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2024/07/17
01:09 UTC

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TIL that there's a bird species that looks like flying CCTV cameras

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2024/07/17
00:19 UTC

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TIL that hardcore Christians have face tattoos AND believe in Bigfoot.

The wheat must be separated from the chaff. You think you're Christian? How can I possibly trust you if you're a Bigfoot denier and have a clear face? Get real.

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2024/07/16
21:23 UTC

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TIL pressing a mouse button is called a "click" because it sounds exactly like a click beetle

2 Comments
2024/07/07
22:11 UTC

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TIL if you are wearing rose colored glasses, all flags are red

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2024/07/07
06:00 UTC

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TIL vaccines make you uncummable

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2024/07/06
08:51 UTC

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TIL the Kmart Family Cafeteria no longer serves "all you can eat" fried fish fillet with coleslaw, potato salad, and a warm roll for $1.66.

4 Comments
2024/07/03
14:28 UTC

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TIL that Emilio Estevez, Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Anthony Michael Hall, and Ally Sheedy all went to the same high school

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2024/07/01
13:40 UTC

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TIL that whales are not real; they’re robots funded by the government to watch us.

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2024/07/01
13:12 UTC

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In 1647, French people invented meat, cheese, fruit, and wooden boards. The name the upper class gave to it was "Charcuterie", but the working class simply called it "Mangeables"

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2024/06/23
11:16 UTC

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TIL 80s soul producer Jimmy Jam later reinvented himself as My Morning Jacket frontman Jim James

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2024/06/20
19:22 UTC

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TIL David Shore named his 2005 medical drama "House" after those buildings the team is constantly breaking into for clues

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2024/06/17
02:18 UTC

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TIL my cake day is 6/9... Nice

After years on Reddit never caring about my cake day or even remembering when it was, I've finally realized the beautiful truth. And it's pretty nice

2 Comments
2024/06/10
02:44 UTC

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TIL the French invented the “French kiss”

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2024/06/09
02:18 UTC

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TIL that Donald Trump’s middle name is Jolene

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2024/06/08
03:42 UTC

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TIL that Michael Jackson thought "We Are The World" was a pretentious, overblown name for a song and wanted it titled "We Are Like Two Dozen Singers", but U.S.A. For Africa's producers overruled him.

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2024/05/31
15:04 UTC

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TIL that secure hyper text transfer protocol HTTPS is not abbreviated to SHTTP, not because it sounds like Shit Pee, but because SHTTP already exists

1 Comment
2024/05/30
18:19 UTC

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TIL People we see in our Dreams are People we’ve seen at least Once in Real life.

Everyone on any social media you’ve seen haunts your subconscious, too.

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2024/05/29
00:57 UTC

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TIL Jeezy (aka Young Jeezy) is not a nickname for Jay-Z, and is in fact a totally separate musician.

13 Comments
2024/05/28
18:56 UTC

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TIL that, despite the connotations, "Til that I'll see you in my next video" is still used as a YouTube outro.

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2024/05/26
14:45 UTC

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TIL if you're opening a restaurant and can't come up with an enticing name, go with a proven winner like "Rick's American Cafe" or "The Olive Garden"

3 Comments
2024/05/22
16:16 UTC

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