/r/shittyfilmquotes

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Shitty Film Quotes, your one stop shop for all your movie quote needs!

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  • Submissions must be shitty quotes or shitty film related, no memes, rage comics or screen grabs from The Simpsons.

  • We don't care if your submission isn't actually your own creation or if you reposted it from somewhere else. We encourage you to give credit to the original source but we promise we won't call the police if you decide not to.

  • Please don't argue about whether or not a submission is "shitty" within the post. If we don't like it, we'll remove it.

  • Any kind of harassment towards another use will result in an instant ban. Let's keep this place friendly.

  • Actual quotes, correctly attributed, are subject to removal without notice.

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    Man: "everyone in the world will die"... Woman: "including my son"

    I'm watching Tenet right now and I feel like this is such a reductionist part for women.

    The woman is playing a bitter woman who's angry at her ex husband for trapping her and uses her son as leverage.

    1 character in the film declares basically if they are unsuccessful the entirety of life as we know it and everyone will be gone.

    And she adds "including my son" as if it was supposed to be meaningful contribution to the conversation yet it just served the purpose of reducing her character to the "woman who is only valued because of her ability to procreatne a mother...and she's attractive"

    Then you have another character who represents a backstabbing bitch but speaks facts:

    "What good is our word in our line of work"

    And she's actually a decent character but she's a bitch and manipulative and powerful.

    I feel like there's a lot in this film that's... Iffy but these 2 portrayals that the 2 important female characters have are interesting.

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    2024/01/24
    19:46 UTC

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    karma

    - Do you believe in karma, Joe ?

    - Karma's only justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice

    (Way of the gun)

    0 Comments
    2020/07/05
    15:35 UTC

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    Guess the movie: "Quick! Change the channel!"

    1 Comment
    2017/12/12
    05:02 UTC

    9

    But if you never take time, how could you possible have time? - Merovingian (The Matrix)

    2 Comments
    2017/10/24
    18:08 UTC

    2

    What movie is this from?! I tried to Google it but I get nothing movie related...

    "It smells like Angela Lansbury. It locked in a cabin in the middle of the summer with no doors or windows and slept in a sleeping bag for six months and got diarrhea for eating too much sizzler buffet..."

    I can't find the quote anywhere... Please help! It's bugging the shit out of me.

    1 Comment
    2017/05/25
    02:40 UTC

    3

    You are tearing me apart, Lisa! | THE ROOM

    ew

    1 Comment
    2017/04/24
    11:56 UTC

    3

    "Calculus. I see calculus."

    The Happening has always stayed with me. It's one of the most bizarre, yet mortally impacting movies I've seen. But when it comes to this quote, it always hit me like an Easter Egg. Maybe this thread will start a conversation about the flick or potentially prompt others to bring up other quotes. Thank you for reading, laddies.

    11 Comments
    2017/02/13
    06:39 UTC

    1

    best line in Starman (1984)

    Shall I tell you what I find beautiful about you? You are at your very best when things are worst.

    0 Comments
    2017/01/17
    11:49 UTC

    2

    What movie is this from?

    I'm trying to remind myself where I heard this line from So I can tell my friend I'm not crazy lol. It's something along the lines of "you gotta find the biggest, baddest guy, and suck his dick" it is a prison movie and they had just arrived I think. I wanna say it's big Stan with Rob schneider, but I'm not sure. Google searches aren't exactly working if you know what I mean lol. If someone can provide a link to the scene that would be cool too!

    3 Comments
    2016/10/04
    11:13 UTC

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    Looking for a movie/series quote

    I'd appreciate it if someone could help me track down the movie or show where the below scenario plays out. A guy walks into a bar early morning and asks for a drink/beer before going to work. The barman replies "A bit early to drink? Don't you have to go to work?" or "Early to be having a drink eh? You not going to work?", to which the man replies very frustrated: "Have you been to that place?! Have you worked with those people?!"

    Thanks

    0 Comments
    2016/09/29
    09:22 UTC

    2

    "You only need to hang bastards... but mean bastards... you need to hang."

    1 Comment
    2016/05/18
    23:44 UTC

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    I've watched it a hundred times..

    "We'll be needing both of those gunny" "He only needs one"

    "You got him with the GD sniper rifle!"

    "Ain't no room for Peter Pan on this hunt"

    "One shot, one kill"

    Sniper with Tom Beringer and Billy Zane

    I love watching this movie at my hunting cabin even though we only bow-hunt on my farm. :)

    1 Comment
    2016/01/02
    06:55 UTC

    2

    My favorite line from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

    I've never seen so many electric jellyfish in all my life.

    0 Comments
    2015/07/03
    12:16 UTC

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