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Peanut Butter and Cheese quesadilla

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Used purple carrots to make broth.

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Mac and cheese with hotdog

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Ketchup on egg count?

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Beans and eggs

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Overcooked my cake so I just ate the middle

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Two air fried chicken burgers in a beetroot tortilla

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Okay so he says that my taste buds are ‘weird’, and he would rather die than eat what I eat, then engulfs this monstrosity…..

<div class="md"><p>Okay so he says that my taste buds are ‘weird’, and he would rather die than eat what I eat, then engulfs this monstrosity…..</p>
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My brother swears Gordon Ramsey would eat this…..

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This started as a box of Mac and cheese.  Added lots of shredded mozzarella and topped with bacon and baked.

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It tasted much better than it looked 🦩

<div class="md"><p>It tasted much better than it looked 🦩</p>
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My lunch for today: leftover beet spaghetti with purple cabbage

It’s Christmas of 2019 and my partner and I are keeled over laughing on the kitchen floor at what have been affectionately referred to as “cum cookies” ever since. 

I added some powdered sugar to the mixture and all was well. But damn. 

<div class="md"><p>It’s Christmas of 2019 and my partner and I are keeled over laughing on the kitchen floor at what have been affectionately referred to as “cum cookies” ever since. </p>

<p>I added some powdered sugar to the mixture and all was well. But damn. </p>
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To the person who posted their eclair glaze: I present, my horrifically loose jammy dodger glaze

Sliders I made tonight (I have no idea how to make sliders)

Japan 7-11 Frozen Pizza & Pasta

Work ran late and I have to be up in less than 8 hours. Haven’t had a chance to eat yet today and so this is what I’m able to scrape together before I crash for the evening.

<div class="md"><p>Work ran late and I have to be up in less than 8 hours. Haven’t had a chance to eat yet today and so this is what I’m able to scrape together before I crash for the evening.</p>
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Dinner for tonight

First time using a waffle maker. Made hash browns, eggs, sausage, beef and cheese

Knock it off Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesadilla (plus tots)

I was in charge of the baking for an event (food industry) and I wanted something to distinguish the blackberry eclairs from the strawberry ones so I made a lemon glaze for the eclair... safe to say I made the glaze a little too thin 💀
We had a small staff meeting on if it looked too much like cum to sell

Second image is the stuff I didn't mess up.

<div class="md"><p>I was in charge of the baking for an event (food industry) and I wanted something to distinguish the blackberry eclairs from the strawberry ones so I made a lemon glaze for the eclair... safe to say I made the glaze a little too thin 💀
We had a small staff meeting on if it looked too much like cum to sell</p>

<p>Second image is the stuff I didn&#39;t mess up.</p>
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I made a mistake at work lol

<div class="md"><p>Take a gander at this gut destroyer </p>
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Smoked a couple store bought pepperonis + my own honey on top of a 7-Eleven frozen pizza 🤘

Lamb kabobs in la oven

Used pinking scissors to cut my quesadilla. 🙊

Banana & Greek Yogurt Sandwich

It’s become a tradition I eat Takis with my Plan B. Tachi should give me a sponsorship.

I tried to make the bananas look nice because what’s underneath looks pretty vile

<div class="md"><p>I tried to make the bananas look nice because what’s underneath looks pretty vile</p>
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Chocolate peanut butter oatmeal with bananas

Using homemade tortillas and leftover ground beef from last white people taco night, I’ve made this double decker cheesy taco.

<div class="md"><p>looks awful but is fantastic </p>
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IKEA veggie balls smushed with Costco’s butter chicken sauce

Quesadilla with taco bell hot sauce & sour cream on top.

pomegranate, onion, pickle , jalapenos and a few tomatoes. doesn't look appetizing but it's actually good. sweet and spicy 

<div class="md"><p>pomegranate, onion, pickle , jalapenos and a few tomatoes. doesn&#39;t look appetizing but it&#39;s actually good. sweet and spicy </p>
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i made pomegranate nachos

Tonight’s charcuterie board 🤌🏻

Diy'd this, egg fried rice with soy sauce and lamb curry and green chillies...

Rigatoni al formaggio e burro

This is the place for all your pics of shitty food.  Food that looks shitty, tastes shitty, or both.

<div class="md"><p>This is the place for all your pics of shitty food.  Food that looks shitty, tastes shitty, or both.</p>
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<div class="md"><p>Food Porn, but Shitty.</p>
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