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THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.
- Farts, poop, pee, and shit.
- Basic bitches.
- Homosexual Sapiens.
- The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.
- Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
- Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
- Genetic jeans.
- Space vacuum cleaners.
- Speed of heavy and/or dark.
- Sharp things that taste like blood.
- The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.
- Making planes out of black boxes.
- Shaving with Occam's razor.
- Energy drink equations.
- The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.
- Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.
- God.
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- Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.
- Blurry Japanese genetalia.
- ISIS in space.
- The deadly youth in Asia.
- Solving global warming with air conditioners.
- Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.
- Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!
- Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.
- Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.
Don't message the mods unless you wanna catch a 1-420 day ban.
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Tariff Consequences
I understand with all the tariffing going on, business will be charging a lot more than they used to. With all the extra charging, are we at risk of running out of electrons?
Related question: How can I grow homestead electrons so I can have a reliable, locally sourced supply?
00:41 UTC
Which came first, fried chicken or deviled eggs?
It's an interesting philosophical questions.
23:22 UTC
How can air fry things?
How?
22:50 UTC
The muskrats have gotten into the payment systems
Can we call an exterminator?
22:21 UTC
If wheels are such a great invention, why haven’t more animals evolved to grow them?
Body text
21:49 UTC
How long would it take for the average person to dig down to China?
Just your average Joe digging a hole, how long would it take. Counterpoint, when does down become up?
21:47 UTC
Is the Eucharist kosher?
Is the eucharistic actually kosher or not?
19:47 UTC
Do Adult Entertainers us a RNG (Random Name Generator) To Come Up With All Those Colorful Names?
I met a dancer named Iraq yesterday. Just wondering about this issue.
18:57 UTC
Why is the cool side of the pillow always on the other side?
Why is the cool side of the pillow always on the other side?
18:21 UTC
What state of matter am I?
Often I feel like I don't matter at all.
17:03 UTC
If mirrors flip left and right, why don’t they do a backflip?
That would be awesome.
16:46 UTC
If two Ameri*cants* are working on a project, do they turn into one Ameri*can* or do they stay separate and stay as two Ameri*cans*?
Similarly, if one Mexicant becomes an American citizen, do they turn into a Mexican American?
16:14 UTC
Why is the moon so emotional as a thing?
I mean, it keeps changing its phase every night and sometimes will be in the east before sunrise as a thin crescent, and other times, will be a full circle out all night.
14:56 UTC
If a pinhole camera works because of gravitational lensing, can we use pinhole cameras to create a wormhole/time machine?
I know we can already see past events that were recorded with cameras, but what if we could take it even further?
14:48 UTC
My date said they are a bi-poly-alpha-paleo-zennial-rizzler. What chemical is that?
Do we have a covalent bond?
14:17 UTC
Why is water wet and who decided that
I just think we should've considered more options
13:57 UTC
Since the moon causes tides, does that mean that spacetime gets more distorted for water?
Everything is supposed to fall at the same rate, because it's actually distorted spacetime that causes gravity, but water seems to fall toward the moon faster than the ground does. What's up with that?
13:55 UTC
Since orbit is freefall, does that mean that the tides are actually caused by thermal expansion from sunlight?
If we ignore the fact that the timing of the tides lines up with the phase of the moon (that's probably just a coincidence) wouldn't it make more sense to say that the tides are caused by thermal expansion from sunlight?
12:45 UTC
Why don’t we use the word “phuck” instead of the original one?
Why not use this spelling?
10:07 UTC
Why do my uncle and my dad have about the same size peni when they aren't even related by blood?
I'm talkin about my uncle from my MOTHER'S side, NOT my dad's. It isn't right.
09:40 UTC
How many scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
huh?
05:40 UTC
How do physicists know that Force is an arrow, rather than some other emoticon, or a noodle?
:-!
05:33 UTC
Could I use a magnet to get this metal rod my friends crammed up my bu(tt)hole the other night?
Its starting to get a little annoying. It was still a funny prank but all good things must eventually come to an end unfortunately:(
04:47 UTC
Why are nuke buttons red? Why aren’t they pink?
Or rainbow colored, or no color
03:28 UTC
Can Science make me look like Eminem, and drop mad bars like Morgan Freeman?
I want the maddest drip, and all the hunnies.
02:52 UTC
A little known fact is that sultanas are dried grapes. So when wine is described as being “dry”, is that because they made it using sultanas?
And what type of fruit is used to make fortified wine?
02:02 UTC
1925 there were 2 billion people on earth 2025 there’s now 8.4 billion
We’re doomed
01:56 UTC
If one was to avoid ever lying down on a bed, thus avoid being on their death bed, would they live forever? Nobody has ever been described as being on their death hammock!
I may have just discovered the key to immortality.
01:47 UTC
If you’re raised by wolfs can you speak dog?
or nah
00:46 UTC
If Venus was a goddess, why does her name rhyme with pen!s?
Was she trans? If so which bathroom does she use?
23:34 UTC