/r/shittyaskscience
We are a motherfucking profanity sub now.
- Everything Shitty
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Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published? Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you've come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to help you!
RULES OF THE SHITTY SCIENTIFIC METHOD
Dad Jokes and Lame Puns contaminate shitty science. We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the pile of hazardous waste behind our laboratory.
THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.
- Farts, poop, pee, and shit.
- Basic bitches.
- Homosexual Sapiens.
- The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.
- Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
- Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
- Genetic jeans.
- Space vacuum cleaners.
- Speed of heavy and/or dark.
- Sharp things that taste like blood.
- The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.
- Making planes out of black boxes.
- Shaving with Occam's razor.
- Energy drink equations.
- The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.
- Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.
- God.
- Pokemon.
- Questioning dead people.
- Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.
- Blurry Japanese genetalia.
- ISIS in space.
- The deadly youth in Asia.
- Solving global warming with air conditioners.
- Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.
- Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!
- Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.
- Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.
Praise be to Nagi, pro L4D2 player and top tier memer
Perth thinks he's so cool because he's a ghost
Hi Powerless
NO SCREENSHOTS, MEMES, OR MACROS!
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How much lemon juice do I need to add to bleach to make it food safe?
21:28 UTC
Why are we dying at the end of our life ? Are we stupid ?
21:14 UTC
Could the Sun become a shooting star at any moment?
The Sun is a star. What will happen to the Earth when the sun becomes a shooting star?
20:49 UTC
Where do you see yourself in the future?
I'm thinking it will still be in a mirror, but you never know with technology advancements.
19:52 UTC
do crabs think that fishes are flying?
18:07 UTC
If the universe is expanding, why am I still thin?
Am I not a part of the universe?
18:03 UTC
So how do the three seashells work?
17:36 UTC
Why are stupid people so stupid? Are they stupid or something?
16:48 UTC
Why do scientists love ANALysis, don’t they know of such thing as VAGINALysis?
16:40 UTC
If I sit near an apple, and a tree falls on my head, will the gravity get reversed?
16:08 UTC
How do I turn my gross income to clean income ?
15:34 UTC
Why is no one in my city goated with the sauce?
semen
15:08 UTC
I was sitting on a tree and an apple fell on my head, but I didn't immediately become a genius and discovered gravity like Albert Einstein. What's wrong?
Am I stupid?
14:51 UTC
If a cat, like a fluid, takes the shape of whatever box contains it
why isn't catdynamics a thing?
14:34 UTC
How can the universe be ~14 billion years old
If our Earth has been here only for ~5 billion years, and (Earth) years didnt exist before?
14:32 UTC
When people judge me for not washing my hands after using the bathroom, are they not aware that I chuckle to myself about how pathetically weak their immune system is?
14:04 UTC
If houses are expensive why don’t more people live in the sea?
I noticed on a map that like lots of people live on land and that makes land expensive, but no one lives on the sea. Why don’t we all just live on the sea, and start a new seaociety?
10:44 UTC
What happens when you drop the soap in a women's prison?
We already know what happens in a men's prison.
10:17 UTC
Why lord?
Why does a big dog bark, and a little dog bite you, AND a big woman spark, yet a little woman spite you?
09:49 UTC
What does primordial soup taste like?
Is it good? Can I have some?
09:28 UTC
Is gold worth its weight in cheese?
08:23 UTC
if a man has the most chance to understand another man, then why is heterosexuality still a thing?
also is not liking girls a bit gay, tbh?
08:16 UTC
How nutritious is poop?
07:45 UTC
I accidentally talked to a girl without a condom.
Will she get pregnant?
05:54 UTC
Why do people say they are going to take a shit when they are really going to leave it behind?
05:54 UTC
How many photons have I eaten?
For reference, I'm 18, born and raised in a suburb near a major American city.
05:51 UTC
Since AIDS is transmitted sexually, can I get rid of mine by fucking someone else?
04:24 UTC
Are humans the only mammals that yodel?
03:44 UTC
Is natural gas made from dinosaur farts?
Shit fuck poo.
01:24 UTC