/r/shittyaskscience

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We are a motherfucking profanity sub now.


Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published? Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you've come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to help you!


RULES OF THE SHITTY SCIENTIFIC METHOD

Dad Jokes and Lame Puns contaminate shitty science. We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the pile of hazardous waste behind our laboratory.

THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.

  1. Farts, poop, pee, and shit.
  2. Basic bitches.
  3. Homosexual Sapiens.
  4. The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.
  5. Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
  6. Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
  7. Genetic jeans.
  8. Space vacuum cleaners.
  9. Speed of heavy and/or dark.
  10. Sharp things that taste like blood.
  11. The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.
  12. Making planes out of black boxes.
  13. Shaving with Occam's razor.
  14. Energy drink equations.
  15. The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.
  16. Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.
  17. God.
  18. Pokemon.
  19. Questioning dead people.
  20. Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.
  21. Blurry Japanese genetalia.
  22. ISIS in space.
  23. The deadly youth in Asia.
  24. Solving global warming with air conditioners.
  25. Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.
  26. Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!
  27. Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.
  28. Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.

Praise be to Nagi, pro L4D2 player and top tier memer

Perth thinks he's so cool because he's a ghost

Hi Powerless

NO SCREENSHOTS, MEMES, OR MACROS!


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why do they build exorbitantly expensive rocket ships when extension ladders are just three hundred dollars on amazon?

6 Comments
2024/01/20
17:19 UTC

14

In soccer, why don't the two teams just work together? They would score way more goals.

5 Comments
2024/01/20
16:57 UTC

5

What is the second law of social dynamics?

7 Comments
2024/01/20
16:07 UTC

2

Are sperm attracted to the light, like moths?

2 Comments
2024/01/20
16:06 UTC

0

You know that planet that motherfucking scientists call Neptune, what in the living fuck is the planet called again?

I can't fucking remember.

2 Comments
2024/01/20
14:50 UTC

1

Will I be electrocuted if I put my hands into an electrophoresis chamber while it's running? Also, should I use both of my hands or just one is enough?

1 Comment
2024/01/20
13:21 UTC

15

How many contact lenses do I need to wear to see atoms or the moon landing site??

If one contact lens makes your eyes see normally then two must give double good vision, so how many would I need to wear to see atoms or the moon landing site??

16 Comments
2024/01/20
12:13 UTC

11

Can you band AIDS with bandaids?

4 Comments
2024/01/20
09:28 UTC

170

I think 1 = 0

We're told that 0.99999....9999 (infinite 9's) is functionally equal to 1.

Thus, 0.99999....9998 must functionally be equal to 0.99999....9999.

If we continue to follow this (....97 = ....98, etc.) then logically we reach 0.00000....0001 = 1, and finally 0 = 1.

Prove me wrong, um... bitches.

114 Comments
2024/01/20
09:06 UTC

42

In CT imaging, why don’t we spin the patient instead of the x-ray tube?

I’m sure it’s way more energy efficient if we do it this way

13 Comments
2024/01/20
08:15 UTC

66

Why don’t they sell puzzles already put together so you don’t have to waste so much fucking time

15 Comments
2024/01/20
06:06 UTC

13

How risky is it to get high on my own supply?

What precautions should I take?

8 Comments
2024/01/20
05:46 UTC

1

If Venus is in front of Earth, why can I see it at night.

0 Comments
2024/01/20
05:31 UTC

11

Why are my dogs such fucking sluts?

8 Comments
2024/01/20
03:43 UTC

4

Are all daddy long legs spiders dominatrixes?

or do they switch?

3 Comments
2024/01/20
03:10 UTC

4

If I ate a bunch of magnetic ball bearings and had an MRI would I explode like a crazy pinata?

8 Comments
2024/01/20
03:09 UTC

10

Why is that one insect called .....a fly?

What was the reason for it?

12 Comments
2024/01/20
02:57 UTC

9

How much weight will be added to my 5 gram USB if i fill it up with movies?

11 Comments
2024/01/20
02:47 UTC

2

What does "the" mean?

What does it mean?

2 Comments
2024/01/20
02:43 UTC

4

Do Fish cry?

3 Comments
2024/01/20
02:25 UTC

3

Does an airliner get lighter after they serve inflight meals?

Actually semi serious, ahem.

5 Comments
2024/01/20
02:24 UTC

1

Can you dive into a pool of molasses without breaking your neck?

Say the pool is deep enough, is molasses so thick it can snap your neck bones like twigs

4 Comments
2024/01/20
02:20 UTC

70

Is it safe to use an AM radio in the afternoon?

20 Comments
2024/01/20
00:44 UTC

6

I read that some animals mate for life. Does this never get painful or tiring for either of them? Also, how do the females even give birth if the male is still...

1 Comment
2024/01/20
00:41 UTC

0

So like I kept my wet toothbrush in a plastic zip bag for 2 days . What kind of bacteria might there be?

Like Right

In theory yes it probably grew bacteria; humid environment etc

But when people say ‘bacteria grows on wet toothbrushes’; do they mean bacteria likr in the way there’s bacteria in my mouth or could I get like food poisoning from this

0 Comments
2024/01/20
00:37 UTC

9

What happens during girls monthly subscription called a "period"?

What happens when they are on this monthly subscription and why do they hate it?

12 Comments
2024/01/20
00:27 UTC

49

Why don't they open the pools at nuclear plants for public swimming?

I feel this is huge wasted potential. There are large, heated pools just aching for smimming. Just have some no diving signs.

21 Comments
2024/01/19
23:42 UTC

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Why is it we find asteroids in the hemisphere but we find hemmorhoids in our ass?

9 Comments
2024/01/19
21:47 UTC

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