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which superheros wipe and which ones let it crust? voter fraud?
07:09 UTC
How do we know we are not locked out of the mental asylum by the mentally ill patients (voter fraud)?
03:56 UTC
what makes voter fraud citation kneaded?
03:07 UTC
Can an sd-card slot break in shipping ? (voter fraud... well actually it's warranty fraud)
I dropped the raspberrypi I received a couple of days ago breaking the sd card slot. What if this didn't happen and it was already broken in shipping ?
22:29 UTC
What is the best way to make my body think that I’ve eaten? (voter fraud)
20:15 UTC
Is Devour Fart the best anagram of voter fraud?
17:40 UTC
How do I stop the flame from going up my rectum when lighting my farts? VOTER FRAUD!!! FUCK POLITICS!!!!!
15:35 UTC
What's the best way to stack circles if you can cut them up? Help me commit voter fraud
14:40 UTC
Do you reckon if we change the anti bot phrase from voter fraud to something like dancing chicken this subreddit won't attract shit posts from people who dislike Lord Trumpington?
Just a thought
14:32 UTC
Is it scientifically possible to commit voter fraud?
14:26 UTC
Democrats commit voter fraud, but if a bear shits in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
14:10 UTC
Invented a new erectile dysfunction drug. "MyCoxafloppin" a side effect is that it makes you commit voter fraud but you will blow your spuds like a power washer and be hard for days. Do I leave the composition as is or try to filter out the voter fraud, possibly lessening the medicinal effect?
14:06 UTC
Can I do sudoscience without knowing the password? (Voter fraud)
13:54 UTC
Who invented the Cartesian diver? Was it Descartes or is this a classic case of voter fraud?
12:56 UTC
I had a packet of M&Ms which I wanted to turn into Mini M&Ms. So I put them in the clothes dryer so they would shrink and it didn’t work (in fact it caused a bit of a mess on the clothes I also put in there). So how do I shrink M&M’s without voter fraud?
04:50 UTC
so 43 monkeys escaped a compound in South Carolina what are the chances that we're heading for a planet of the apes scenario also (voter fraud)
04:37 UTC
The election is over. Or was it voter fraud?
And do we still have to ask about it? Or is it voter fraud to suggest that?
04:25 UTC
I was at a pet store to buy dog food & I noticed a sign that said they sell all kinds of tropical fish. I asked the sales clerk how they cook the fish (I don’t want my dog eating fried fish) & she yelled at me. Is it unhygienic for them not to cook the fish, or this just another case of voter fraud?
03:07 UTC
I can never remember: was it a meteor that killed the dinosaurs, or was it voter fraud?
02:42 UTC
How long will it take to complete the wall around the U.S. and stop the spread of voter fraud?
And will Mexico split the bill with Canada?
02:40 UTC
Do the micro-plastics in my brain count as recycling?(voter fraud)
01:33 UTC
Why can’t the whole world just speak one language? Voter fraud
I’m so sick of this. We don’t need all these languages. There’s too many to keep up with. English, Spanish, Alaskan, Canadian, German, French, Wisconsian, Bulgarian, Danish, Portuguese, Texan, Korean, Chinese, Japanese, American, etc the list goes on forever.
01:17 UTC
[Voter Fraud] Why do womens kittens fumigate the sheets during fornication?
00:57 UTC
Now that Trump has been re-elected, can we expect all those free radicals committing voter fraud to be imprisoned? I for one would like to see all those radicals in jail, where they belong, rather than being allowed to enjoy freedom.
22:14 UTC
This sub used to be entertaining, asking shitty science questions and having witty answers. Now the "is this voter fraud" devoid of any shitty science posts have taken over. <<Yawn>>
At least show some shitty science.
Can someone explain Schrödinger's election fraud: Until after we open the ballot box and look inside, is there simultaneously both election fraud and not election fraud?
22:00 UTC
How do I travel back in time to commit voter fraud so that Trump wins 2020 and then it would be almost over by now
21:50 UTC
Can you wipe the clitoris off? Will this encourage voter fraud?
21:17 UTC
Say Im a giant dragon, a eat a guy whole but than they eat my stomach acid, shitting, then eating their own shit. Would I notice this? (VOTER FRAUD BITCH)
20:57 UTC
How long does it take to get voter fraud out of America so we can make this subreddit great again?
18:54 UTC