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Do you have a question that mainstream science refuses to answer? Are your theories and experiments so bizarre that sensible people tell you they will never be published? Do you need help building a doomsday machine, or shopping for a monstrous assistant? Then you've come to the right place! The esteemed panelists at Shitty Ask Science might be the only people who are willing to help you!
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Dad Jokes and Lame Puns contaminate shitty science. We reserve the right to remove all Dad Jokes and throw them in the pile of hazardous waste behind our laboratory.
THE FOLLOWING SUBJECTS HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY RESEARCHED AND ARE NO LONGER CONSIDERED SCIENCE. PLEASE DON'T USE THEM.
- Farts, poop, pee, and shit.
- Basic bitches.
- Homosexual Sapiens.
- The conversion rate of fuck-tons and shit-loads.
- Being what you eat, or a percentage of something.
- Fat peoples' interaction with gravity
- Genetic jeans.
- Space vacuum cleaners.
- Speed of heavy and/or dark.
- Sharp things that taste like blood.
- The fact that heat rises but mountains, the North Pole, and outer space are still cold.
- Making planes out of black boxes.
- Shaving with Occam's razor.
- Energy drink equations.
- The well-established relationship between autism and vaccines.
- Steel fuel. Jet memes. Steel memes. Steal beams.
- God.
- Pokemon.
- Questioning dead people.
- Degrees of murder and other crimes in Celsius or Fahrenheit.
- Blurry Japanese genetalia.
- ISIS in space.
- The deadly youth in Asia.
- Solving global warming with air conditioners.
- Upside-down Australians, almond milk, gender fluids, and anything else we've seen a million times already.
- Asking why meteors land in craters will result in a permanent ban!
- Asking what kind of thing is this when it's obviously not that kind of thing at all. And any other grossly willful misinterpretation of an image.
- Brand-name product placement. Scientists are on a budget. We can only afford generic products.
Praise be to Nagi, pro L4D2 player and top tier memer
Perth thinks he's so cool because he's a ghost
Hi Powerless
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Why do light bulbs taste like blood?
02:43 UTC
If your dick was long enough, could you give head to yourself?
02:07 UTC
Why didn't they paint ships blue
so they blend in with the sea?
23:55 UTC
Is it illegal if I use counterfeit money to pay for prostitutes?
Technically there's no actual money transaction so it's not prostitution therefore it's legal. And you are not paying legal services with counterfeit money so it's not illegal neither.
22:28 UTC
Are my family jewels haunted?
My great-great-great-great-grandfather used to work for the British East India company and after one of his trips he came back with a bag of jewels and never explained how he got them. I know that there is some violent history with the British East India company and wondering if there's any possibility they could be haunted. For some strange reason I can't help myself every night I pick up my sack of jewels I squeeze them and ectoplasm comes out with no explanation. Please as the premier scientists of Reddit I need your help.
21:49 UTC
What if chatgpt was your father?
20:51 UTC
Is there a way to print sign language so the deaf can read books as well?
20:50 UTC
We all know piss is stored in the balls but what about animals that get neutered?
20:15 UTC
Why is menstruation called a “period”? You would think it be called an exclamation mark
19:48 UTC
How many joints do you have to smoke before you can’t do gas exchanges in the lungs because of tar?
19:24 UTC
The snow on Venus is metal. Is it safe to assume that Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Ronnie James Dio are originally from Venus?
18:50 UTC
If I go to church and drink the blood of Christ everyday, would that make me a vampire?
17:59 UTC
I’m 6’1 and weigh 276 pounds. I haven’t eaten since thanksgiving, how long till I die?
17:57 UTC
I’m 6’2 and 280 lbs. I haven’t eaten since thanksgiving. How long till I die?
17:54 UTC
How does toilet paper turn red when you're done wiping?
My toilet papers always done this. I thought it was a cool design. How does it work?
17:53 UTC
My bitch ass stomach can't take lactose. So I take pee-protein based protein powder. If it's made from the pee of someone who drinks milk, am I screwed?
17:45 UTC
Can I put metal in the center of my food to make it cook faster?
17:44 UTC
Because susej is Jesus backwards, are sausages the anti christ?
17:21 UTC
If humans evolve from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?
16:48 UTC
Why did this subreddit stop allowing images?
It used to but now I wonder if we've ran out of budget or if we just aren't science enough for them any more?
14:31 UTC
Is Force science Force or science? (Stinkbugs are twump)
14:23 UTC
How come I orgasm more than twice when I touch myself but when I'm with a man, I'm lucky if I get one?
13:26 UTC
Why do magic mushrooms make you feel like you're going to die?
13:22 UTC
If the Chinese use cockroaches for traditional medicine how do I turn my apartment building into a gold mine?
12:40 UTC
if i wear black gloves does that make me part black or racist?
11:55 UTC
If humans evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
11:34 UTC
Who counted all those teeny sperms to figure out the average? Did they use an abacus? Or a computer?
Did they dry them out and count them individually?
11:31 UTC
Why does everyone around India hate India?
Is it because there is an element in the periodic table named after India (via indigo dye) and none of India's neighbours have been able to give their names to an element?
10:42 UTC
How do people count how many times a person masturbated after they died? yk those news headlines that say "Man dies after masturbating 39 times", yea how is that counted?
10:35 UTC