/r/shittyaskhistory

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Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?

Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!


Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?

Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!

Ask about any era of history and get answers from shitty historians! Submit historical corrections and get feedback from your peers!

"Did Blackbeard really wear burning brands in his beard?" is a good question; "What items were worn in some other famous beards? Also a good question.

Photos of the contents of Abraham Lincoln's pockets: good submission. Contents from the pockets linking to as yet undiscovered historical realization? Even better!

The wearing of pith helmets is strongly encouraged.


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6

Why did the Puritans hate bitches to much? I mean, were Salem's bitches really that much worse than the ones we have today?

2 Comments
2024/10/31
00:41 UTC

15

Why didn't people back then have twerking competitions instead of wars?

5 Comments
2024/10/30
17:40 UTC

6

Is the idea that George Washington was against a multi-party system true or just a myth? I've heard it thrown around so much, that I've grown curious.

2 Comments
2024/10/30
04:05 UTC

9

Given fencing manuals of the Renaissance had so much variety to them, why was every author who wrote about the use of the English backsword a fucking asshole?

1 Comment
2024/10/27
06:13 UTC

4

Why is there no war in Ba Sing Se? Did Ghengis Khan fail to take over Ba Sing Se?

2 Comments
2024/10/20
17:42 UTC

3

Why did the former president of China, Matzo Dong, create Matzo Ball Soup?

0 Comments
2024/10/20
17:39 UTC

14

How did George Washington get past the controversy of having the same name as King George III?

17 Comments
2024/10/20
14:43 UTC

2

Why didn't Pillsbury hire Kim Jong Un??

Kim Jong Un would've been the perfect Pillsbury doughboy mascot for a live-action commercial. Why wasnt he hired? Was he racially profiled?

3 Comments
2024/10/16
00:39 UTC

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All of the gender debate in modern society is dervived from Roman geography of Italys northern border.

Cis-alpine Gaul and Trans-alpine Gaul started the whole thing. All the Gauls were a bunch of crossdressing queers who lived north of the Apls and all the Romans were 100% either dude/dudettes.

Seems pretty simple now that I think of it. Can we stop the debate now ?

15 Comments
2024/10/15
03:07 UTC

14

What sickness was Kim Jong ill and Kim ill Sung suffering from

6 Comments
2024/10/13
17:25 UTC

11

How and when did Poland invent nail Polish?

3 Comments
2024/10/13
15:58 UTC

3

Anybody know anything about the witch who was used to rat out other witches?

A while ago, I read about a historical witch who was able to avoid execution for a wile while because she ratted out other supposed 'witches' and in reality was just making stuff up. I don't remember her name or even what specific time period this was, but I'd really like to find out more information if anybody is able to help. Thanks homies.

1 Comment
2024/10/12
19:02 UTC

4

A Hidden Aspect of Lynchings?

I recently came across something at a confession site that fascinates me. The poster claimed that his grandmother told him about how women masturbated and participated in gangbangs at lynchings. The town went into a kind of sexual frenzy and all the women got laid. Has anyone ever heard of this or anything like it?

3 Comments
2024/10/11
11:18 UTC

6

Was there a particular desire among American GIs to go to one theater over another during WWII? Or was it dictated by the studio system?

Paramount, RKO, Fox, which did American GIs prefer? Or did they go to whichever had the movie with the best gams?

2 Comments
2024/10/10
21:05 UTC

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How did Stonewall Jackson go from being a Confederate Army General to starting a gay rights riot?

3 Comments
2024/10/10
17:42 UTC

4

Isn't it technically incest that Mary was pregnant with the son of God, even though she is a child of God?

5 Comments
2024/10/10
16:50 UTC

5

Did eunuchs back in the olden days do nicotine?

0 Comments
2024/10/10
15:50 UTC

41

What historical factors prevented the Wu-Tang Clan from evolving into a tribe?

21 Comments
2024/10/10
15:11 UTC

10

What happened when there were no Victors to write history?

5 Comments
2024/10/08
18:19 UTC

2

Do I live a more comfortable life than a 1st century Roman nobleman? How about a 14th century English noble?

I live in a house where I have accesories like: lights, a fan, air conditioner, heater for winter, a running tap water supply to drink and bath, a geyser to heat my water while bathing, an elevator to travel up-and-down my building and a food delivery service that brings me food whenever I order it.

Now I don't have things fancy villa like a nobleman would, an entire host of slaves/servants etc, so my question is, which one of us is living more comfortably right now?

3 Comments
2024/10/06
18:10 UTC

2

how will a new generation raised on minute long videos on tiktok experience the second long blips of channel surfing

ever since tv went digital channel surfing has been impossible. I'm really asking a question about the appreciation of history, which I think we all agree is important. you press that channel up button, man, the next thing you aren't watching is right there and ready. that is power.

1 Comment
2024/10/06
12:27 UTC

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How did the Red Scare happened in 1910s when everything was black and white?

5 Comments
2024/10/04
20:43 UTC

6

Why are we always hearing about how Frederick dug less? Who did he dig less than?

3 Comments
2024/10/04
00:00 UTC

14

Did the owner of Ford's Theater give everyone in the audience a ticket for a future show so they could watch the play without being interrupted?

4 Comments
2024/10/03
12:02 UTC

0

If Native Americans were poor, why did white Europeans migrate to the Americas?

I mean surely living as a farmer in Europe is better than living as a Native American hunter-gatherer or nomad. Why did the white Europeans move to and colonize the Americas if it meant they’d have to adopt the same lifestyles?

10 Comments
2024/10/02
21:18 UTC

22

Did Michael Jackson ever find out if Annie was okay?

4 Comments
2024/10/02
14:12 UTC

20

how could so many africans afford to be unpaid interns in the american south? were their parents rich?

we just can't afford to do that stuff anymore

10 Comments
2024/10/02
01:01 UTC

5

After watching the completely accurate historical documentary Hamilton, I have to wonder why the founder fathers’ rhyming talents are so overlooked?

And also the fact that most of them were black

0 Comments
2024/09/30
16:26 UTC

21

Does Germany use that weird looking B because it is illegal to put SS on things?

11 Comments
2024/09/30
11:26 UTC

5

Has there been a heartbreaking love story between a Newfoundlander and an Irishman that made Newfoundland no longer a part of Canada and become a part of Ireland?

1 Comment
2024/09/27
19:23 UTC

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