/r/shittyaskhistory
Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?
Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!
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Do you have questions about history that no reliable source can give you? Do you know of some lesser known historical facts that need to be more well known?
Then welcome to r/shittyaskhistory!
Ask about any era of history and get answers from shitty historians! Submit historical corrections and get feedback from your peers!
"Did Blackbeard really wear burning brands in his beard?" is a good question; "What items were worn in some other famous beards? Also a good question.
Photos of the contents of Abraham Lincoln's pockets: good submission. Contents from the pockets linking to as yet undiscovered historical realization? Even better!
The wearing of pith helmets is strongly encouraged.
Listen to audio archives of shitty history essays with a twist, by the late great Shitstorian Paul Harvey
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If he wanted Harris to win the election, why didn't Biden just lower the egg prices?
05:19 UTC
Could LBJ have won reelection if he beat Nixon to death with Jumbo?
06:14 UTC
Was George Washington Carver ever arrested for whittling a president?
00:51 UTC
How did James Earl Ray get an acting career after killing mlk?
23:08 UTC
Why did the African Slave Trade send black people to the Americas rather than to Paris?
23:07 UTC
Why didn't Americans take over Chinaland and Japanland in the same way they took over Americaland?
20:28 UTC
Who was the USA first AI president?
19:24 UTC
How come Quinton Tarantino didn’t become fat after eating so many big kahuna burgers?
19:15 UTC
Why were Communist dictators so evil, were they stupid?
Did they forget that have population to keep alive instead of bullying and kill them?
07:02 UTC
Why is Madagascar so mad? Why can't it be sad and be Sadagascar instead?
15:37 UTC
Why didn’t any Nigerian princes try to scam Mansa Musa out of his gold?
He was the richest man in history, and Mali is pretty close to Nigeria. So why didn’t they?
23:36 UTC
In Mein Kampf, why didn’t Hitler write about Arya Stark, the founder of the Aryan Race?
22:13 UTC
how did three assholes get away with pretending to be dmitry? why did they fall for it THREE TIMES? were the russians stupid?
18:19 UTC
In the Roman Empire, how many rounds of Zoom interviews did you have to go through for the job position of slave?
Or did they use Microsoft Teams?
23:36 UTC
If people in the past were so smart, how come they’re all dead?
🤷
16:46 UTC
Why did ancient Floridians fail to domesticate aligators for mounted cavalry?
07:12 UTC
Why did so many Chads hang themselves after the 2000 presidential election in Florida?
05:45 UTC
I have been banned R/askhistory
Dumbs communists can't accept that their ideology killed at least 400m and that karl marx was evil. Now im stuck here
14:52 UTC
what did hellen keller think when she lost her v card
like did she rlly know what was goin on or did her mans js whip it out nd put her hand on it and shes like wtf is this foreign object
01:40 UTC
When Blacks came to America in the 1800s, why did they choose to do hard labour on plantations rather than working in comfy offices as software engineers for FAANG? Were they dumb?
01:20 UTC
Who had the idea to make dimes smaller than a penny, nickel, and quarter? Were they retarded???
01:38 UTC
Did Carl Marx ever write about ducks rising up and siezing the means of production?
Could this lead to them getting apartments and moving out of my backyard?
01:19 UTC
Why did the Supreme Court let Hitler run for office after he was convicted of trying to overthrow the government?
At least Hitler served time in prison, unlike Trump
21:46 UTC
If everybody in China always has to keep their mouth shut, then how did Mao see tongue?
19:56 UTC
When the US dropped Fat Man on Japan, why didn’t Japan respond by dropping a sumo wrestler on the US?
14:31 UTC
Why did the US nuke Bikini Atoll but not Bikini Bottom?
08:57 UTC
Why did Lincoln emaciate the slaves? Was there a famine or something?
Couldn’t he give them some of the turkey or maize?
13:39 UTC
If gay is historically a thing of hereditary, why am I a different race to my two dads?
13:36 UTC
In all of history, has a group of ducks ever decided to leave after establishing an autonomous enclave in a backyard?
02:07 UTC
If God doesn't exist, why did he invent religion?
Title. It seems like religion wouldn't exist if God was not real, no? Most atheist seem to struggle with this concept. What about historians?
23:02 UTC