step 1: lobotomize yourself step 2: upload brain to usb stick step 3: plug brain stick into computer step 4: launch your favorite game step 5: you are now the playable character step 6: escape computer step 7: go amaze people with your perfect cosplay

step 1: locate a small pond step 2: turn the earth onto maximum heat step 3: dip a can of beans into the now-boiling pond water step 4: wait for dead fish to float to the surface of the water step 5: take dead fish and put a full clove of garlic in its mouth step 6: put the fish and the heated beans into a bowl and enjoy

Step 1. Take laptop Step 2. Put it on a desk Step 3. Plug it in Step 4. Don't move it

• you are going to want to start by finding your needle. I'd suggest a slightly dull sewing needle, that way it isn't too sharp.
• next you will want to sterilize it. I would let your dog lick, because I read somewhere dogs have really clean mouths. If you don't have a dog, then you'll probably be ok without doing anything.
• you shouldn't draw any kind of guides on your stomach, because it will be there for a day or so, and you'll want to go to a pool or beach immediately after you pierce it, to show it off.
• just kind of go for it. If you miss, you can just try again.
• take your belly button ring, and just shove it in that hole. If you don't have a ring, you can fashion one out of a rusty fishing lure and some glitter glue.
• enjoy your new belly button piercing!