/r/ShittyLifeProTips
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
A place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. Whether you want to let us know how glue can help out your hair or the quickest way to clog a public toilet, we're the place to post.
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WHAT IS A LIFE PRO TIP? A Life Pro Tip (or LPT) is a tip that improves life for you and those around you in a specific and significant way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rules:
1. LPTs must be shitty. The post must contain a life pro tip that is shitty. This isn't a dumping ground for shitty statements. Any tips that are actual good advice will be removed at the discretion of the mod team. What constitutes shitty is hard to explain, but much like porn, we know it when we see it.
2. No KYS posts. We will remove all posts with the tip "Kill Yourself" or any variation thereof.
3. No reposts. Reposts are lame. If you repost something within our top 25 of all time, you may be banned.
4. No circlejerking. Circlejerking is lame too. Simply copying a popular post from here, or LPT and putting a minor twist so it's "shitty" is also unoriginal, and we will probably remove those too.
5. NSFW discretion. Being gross for the sake of being gross will get your post removed at the mod's discretion. Most of these include bodily functions and fluids, or rape, etc. Pretty much anything posted simply for shock value.
6. Remain civil. If you act like a racist, pammer, or are being a general douchenozzle, the mods reserve the right to ban you without warning.
Note: For God's sake this subreddit is meant to be taken in a joking, satirical manner. Please don't actually follow any of this advice, and don't report posts as inciting violence. You should know this already, but some of you forget which sub you are in when you report.
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/r/ShittyLifeProTips
Whoever placed the item there has "lost" it because it's now burned to a crisp, and that's the penalty for blocking the exit. What's left of it will be easier to move as well. And since it's already burned, no one will object if you chop up the remains with an axe.
Dry turkey is the enemy, but you can make it juicy again! Simply carve the turkey into pieces, heat up the turkey to open up the pores, then put that, and some turkey broth or stock (unsalted), in a vacuum bag. Proceed to suck out all the air with the vacuum pump and squeeze the juices into the turkey. Let it stand in the fridge for any hour or so and BAM!
Turkey so moist you can use it to fix your ashy skin.
I have belatedly saved your leftovers from the annals of the trash heap, you're welcome.
If you ever wanted some grapefruit juice just open a bottle of orange juice take a few sips then leave it sit in the fridge for 3 months it will start to rot and ferment and turn into nasty ass tasting grapefruit juice who the fuck would want grapefruit juice
Don't spend all that time cleaning it - unscrew the lightbulb!
The risk of an elevator breaking down is low, but never zero.
In Burger unit, 0.38 Indian Rupees (INR) is approximately 0.0046 USD (US Dollars)
Alright dummy, I’ll lay this out for you. If you casually refer to everyone as dummy, you’ll automatically be seen as the smartest and most powerful person in the room. It’s an endearing term, and your friends and coworkers will love you for it. Understand, dummy? Obviously if anyone calls YOU dummy, you’ll have to get furious and possibly fight them.