I’m a 27-year-old male living in Australia, and I work as a professional nude model. I’ve posed for university art classes, life drawing groups, private events such as hen’s parties.

It’s a job that involves standing naked in front of strangers for hours while they sketch, paint, or laugh (depending on the setting). It’s not as weird as people think, but it definitely has its moments.

I’ve been doing this for a while and have plenty of stories about the awkward, funny, and downright unexpected things that happen in this line of work. If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to make a living this way, how I got started, or what goes through your head when you’re standing there with no clothes on, ask me anything.

The woke mind virus killed me. I am dead. Ask questions. Or don't, I'm not your father's barber's nephew's chiropodist's cross dressing priest.

Is the government gonna take half my winnings

We’ve all been together 5 years. My gf and myself are the submissives my gf and I were in a relationship for 2 years prior to getting into this dynamic.

I got to the end of the page, and instead of turning it, I used my thumb to try and scroll through the text.

It's about butt stuff, a subject in which I obtained by pH.d in 1937. But really I just sat back while a jailbroken chatbot wrote the whole thing. Just waiting for the jack to start rolling in. So I have time to answer some of your questions. So, so much time... I'm very lonely.

So basically I drank like four macchiatos today and now I must find the equation of four bears who went to fight the lions and kill the two birds with one stone. Also, I just learned how to spell

Sorry guys, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I love guns

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