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We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof. We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.


We know how it is, you want to share your experience as Sir Isaac Newton, but the dumb fucks at r/IAmA demand so-called proof.

We aren't bothered by such details, so if you have an "interesting" story to share, welcome to ShittyAMA.

Please be aware that some posts occasionally get caught in our Spam Filter. If this happens with any of your posts, message the moderators and we'll do our best to get it out as soon as possible.

To combat bot spam, no duplicate questions are allowed. This includes creating multiple bots to spam the same question (or variants of it) multiple times. Bots are still allowed, but duplicates will be banned.

New rule: Please try to be a bit more creative and not repost common AMAs. Use the search function and your own best judgment to decide whether it's been long enough to justify a repost. Anything too frequent will be removed if reported.

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I am the author of "Butt Sex: Sex With The Butt". AMA

It's about butt stuff, a subject in which I obtained by pH.d in 1937. But really I just sat back while a jailbroken chatbot wrote the whole thing. Just waiting for the jack to start rolling in. So I have time to answer some of your questions. So, so much time... I'm very lonely.

8 Comments
2024/11/09
16:19 UTC

5

TIL it's "armadillo" not "army dildo". AMA

17 Comments
2024/11/08
00:34 UTC

3

I had way too much caffeine today AMA

So basically I drank like four macchiatos today and now I must find the equation of four bears who went to fight the lions and kill the two birds with one stone. Also, I just learned how to spell

4 Comments
2024/11/07
15:22 UTC

2

i am not looking forward to january 20th, AMA!

2 Comments
2024/11/06
17:43 UTC

14

Ten years ago I signed a pact with the devil to ensure Dick Cheney's chosen presidential candidate would lose in 2024, AMA

Sorry guys, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

3 Comments
2024/11/06
14:54 UTC

12

I voted for hawk tuah AMA 🇺🇸🦅

I love guns

6 Comments
2024/11/05
22:54 UTC

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나는 우크라이나에 파병된 조선민주주의인민공화국 군인이다. 무엇이든 물어보세요!

4 Comments
2024/11/04
20:08 UTC

2

Someone in this subreddit woke me up from my coma again

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4 Comments
2024/11/04
09:36 UTC

3

I agressivly defend domino's pizza among well off acquaintances who think such establishments are beneath them

1 Comment
2024/11/04
05:26 UTC

4

I'm gay and I piss and shit all over the place AMA

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2 Comments
2024/11/04
04:46 UTC

3

🔫🙂Give me all your Halloween candy. NOW. AMA

10 Comments
2024/11/03
17:46 UTC

2

I'm so back, you mother truckers. AMA

5 Comments
2024/11/03
15:59 UTC

4

I'm the mean neighbor who doesn't give out edibles on Halloween. AMA

7 Comments
2024/11/01
00:55 UTC

5

i am from the year 2050. AMA!

deez nuts

8 Comments
2024/10/31
18:24 UTC

6

im am darth invader. AMA

u misunderestimate the poewr of the darkside.

8 Comments
2024/10/29
14:02 UTC

7

i glued my balls to my butthole. AMA!

8 Comments
2024/10/28
19:40 UTC

5

just took a shit in school for the first time ama

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2 Comments
2024/10/28
18:57 UTC

3

I am an inbred child of Genghis Khan AMA

5 Comments
2024/10/28
15:41 UTC

10

I have a cock the size of Florida, and balls that drag the ground. AMA!

6 Comments
2024/10/26
22:56 UTC

4

I supply the lube for Diddy’s freak offs AMA

2 Comments
2024/10/25
13:53 UTC

4

I have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia AMA

16 Comments
2024/10/25
03:12 UTC

5

I put a rock up my asshole and pooped out a diamond, AMA!

5 Comments
2024/10/25
03:04 UTC

3

I think therefore I spam. AMA.

Vote up if you don't give a Lagrange point about intergalactic law. Vote down if you know a today person minglebeagle nonce wiggling happy Rambo.

7 Comments
2024/10/22
08:32 UTC

9

Nobody has touched me inappropriatley so I had to take matters into my own hands. AMA

3 Comments
2024/10/21
22:03 UTC

6

I'm that dog that is giving you the side eye, woof woof AMA

11 Comments
2024/10/20
15:06 UTC

12

I produce 3 gallons of cum everyday AMA

11 Comments
2024/10/17
12:13 UTC

4

Red 04 or whatever, why'd you deleted ?

Why

5 Comments
2024/10/17
02:55 UTC

4

I haven't shitted in a week. AMA.

4 Comments
2024/10/16
06:33 UTC

8

I didn't use NordVPN despite what the guy on Youtube said I should. AMA

2 Comments
2024/10/15
04:49 UTC

1

bored at the barbershop ama

smegma

5 Comments
2024/10/14
16:04 UTC

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