/r/illegallysmolbirbs

Photograph via snooOG

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

Partners in Crime:

NEW /r/birbhostage - this is fine...

NEW r/budgieparty - Is your parakeet always ready to party? Your budgie ready to dance at the drop of a feather? Did you install a disco ball in the cage? Then you might be ready for the r/budgieparty

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

r/birbs

r/budgies

r/Orinthology

r/birdpics

r/birds

r/petdoves

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"


The comment that started everything: https://reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/fecdqp/teenytinywittlebirb/

Founder: u/ExperimentalFailures

Legal Notice: all posters waive their right to counsel and agree to be bound by arbitration in the event that one flew the coop

/r/illegallysmolbirbs

74,944 Subscribers

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There's always that one guy.

2 Comments
2024/12/21
18:20 UTC

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It's LITTLE LENNY!. It's rare for him to let me hold him nowadays now that he's not a baby baby anymore.

5 Comments
2024/12/17
14:46 UTC

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A certified oc classic

1 Comment
2024/12/17
03:23 UTC

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Princess insists she should be on this page - she’s so petite and small

9 Comments
2024/12/17
00:19 UTC

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Pint sized terror

His name is Data and he is a terror

10 Comments
2024/12/16
20:32 UTC

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just how small is a (less than) day old zebra finch chick? answer: small. incredibly so.

139 Comments
2024/12/16
14:37 UTC

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My new sleep paralysis demon

7 Comments
2024/12/14
05:57 UTC

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Lemon (not mine by the way)

10 Comments
2024/12/13
10:45 UTC

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the criminal spent the entire morning chasing my feet. I fear for my life. and for my socks

floor is clean and I kept scooping him up don't worry:))

29 Comments
2024/12/12
13:19 UTC

311

Jeeze, get a room!

5 Comments
2024/12/11
22:15 UTC

667

Meet Speck

15 Comments
2024/12/09
17:08 UTC

240

The smol criminal has breached the broccoli vault

4 Comments
2024/12/08
21:13 UTC

455

Show me your war face! AAAAAHHHHHH!

6 Comments
2024/12/08
20:30 UTC

396

There was a jailbreak today.

7 Comments
2024/12/06
18:01 UTC

447

I want 24/7 survalience on that birb

9 Comments
2024/12/06
13:26 UTC

562

holding hands with the little goblin that lives in my hood. I am under his rule

he sleeps rn. I miss the goblin. he will make u sit like this until he's asleep and ready for bed, I get such bad had cramps but alas I much appease the king

13 Comments
2024/12/05
20:04 UTC

274

Parakeet = fastest guy on earth

4 Comments
2024/12/05
13:22 UTC

248

He be lurking

10 Comments
2024/12/03
17:20 UTC

174

Freshly Hatched Lovebird

I put a Connect Four piece (roughly the same size as a checker) next to it for scale.

7 Comments
2024/12/03
00:38 UTC

385

13 year old Chacko Taco weighed 28 grams when we got him 2 years ago. Now 32 grams ❤️

21 Comments
2024/11/30
18:36 UTC

367

On the rare occasion these 2 sit still, they're pretty photogenic

I love my babies

6 Comments
2024/11/30
08:27 UTC

322

Tink and I seem to have accidentally made a friend? (Yes, believe it or not, there's a budgie under all that fluff)

My friendship with Tink was a concerted effort, I noticed she seemed lonely and was paying a little attention to me and warmed her up to cuddles very slowly over time.

On the other hand, despite being here for several months and showing no interest in me, the past couple of days our fluffiest rescue, Lolo, (named via Instagram by a 17 year old Palestinian girl in Gaza after one of her martyred friends), noticed if she paid a bit of extra attention to me she sometimes gets extra seeds or treats. This morning I decided to try and pick her up and see how she reacted and she just cuddled up and fell asleep on me for five minutes? She seemed to love being scritched and groomed, too.

Then this afternoon I walked into the living room and found Lolo and Tink snuggling on the floor together. They've never paid any mind to each other before and I didn't introduce them. Lolo is a brilliant flier so could easily get away from either of us if she wanted. She does spend a lot of time foraging on the floor which may be how they've bonded?

So obviously I picked them up and got them to cuddle up together on me instead. They both let me pick them up without any fuss whatsoever and just fell back asleep in my hand.

I don't know what is in the air right now or how this has happened but I love it.

10 Comments
2024/11/28
21:34 UTC

221

i guess my invite to fancy hair day got lost in the mail or something 😒

6 Comments
2024/11/28
04:31 UTC

341

Guilty of taking my arm hostage

10 Comments
2024/11/27
17:11 UTC

516

You've heard of Legal Eagle, now get ready for...

19 Comments
2024/11/26
16:54 UTC

433

nugget

6 Comments
2024/11/25
19:39 UTC

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Rio "helps" me with homework :P

Was recommend to post here! So enjoy Rio "helping" me with homework aka he fell asleep on the floor.

5 Comments
2024/11/25
03:15 UTC

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We all float down here 🎈

9 Comments
2024/11/23
18:35 UTC

258

Was told to post this here

Imprisoned for seeb thievery and genocide of my jade plants

11 Comments
2024/11/23
16:28 UTC

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