/r/illegallysmolbirbs

Photograph via snooOG

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

Partners in Crime:

NEW /r/birbhostage - this is fine...

NEW r/budgieparty - Is your parakeet always ready to party? Your budgie ready to dance at the drop of a feather? Did you install a disco ball in the cage? Then you might be ready for the r/budgieparty

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

r/birbs

r/budgies

r/Orinthology

r/birdpics

r/birds

r/petdoves

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"


The comment that started everything: https://reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/fecdqp/teenytinywittlebirb/

Founder: u/ExperimentalFailures

Legal Notice: all posters waive their right to counsel and agree to be bound by arbitration in the event that one flew the coop

/r/illegallysmolbirbs

68,037 Subscribers

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My canary Sunshine 🌞 landed on a YouTube video of a singing canary.

1 Comment
2024/09/05
14:32 UTC

720

BEEN TRYING TO FIND HIM FOR THE LAST 5 MINUTES

19 Comments
2024/09/04
16:34 UTC

874

I heard someone needed a bookmark?

5 Comments
2024/08/31
18:53 UTC

271

Waaaay to smoll

6 Comments
2024/08/31
05:45 UTC

255

Behind bars(the cage was open she just a lil goofy)

3 Comments
2024/08/30
13:33 UTC

1,562

WHO told him it was ok to be this small!?????????

this is a crime. see how someone has stollen his toes too??? we will catch you!!!

20 Comments
2024/08/29
20:23 UTC

338

Meet _____. From Russia.

Just got this fella 20min ago . I believe its male, can't tell since it's a wittle baby. More blueish on cere. Any good name suggestions. No fruit names like blueberry. Lol

37 Comments
2024/08/27
15:24 UTC

323

How dare you wash my millet bowl!

5 Comments
2024/08/27
06:35 UTC

212

someone stole her foot, she is very confused

1 Comment
2024/08/25
20:59 UTC

268

The last thing OOP saw before being robbed of all apples and chillies

2 Comments
2024/08/23
20:07 UTC

551

Help! They have lost two peets in one nap 😭

17 Comments
2024/08/16
16:22 UTC

235

We need a jury conviction for criminally and effortlessly creating a bigger space in my heart daily.

This beautiful soul hatched in my hand 50 days ago and I continue to fall more in love with my Serena each day.

5 Comments
2024/08/16
14:10 UTC

620

Restrained at the vet 🤬😤🚨

The look of betrayal as I take a picture of the birb burrito (birbito?) instead of free him from his humiliation

14 Comments
2024/08/10
19:10 UTC

359

It ain't easy being this tiny

I doubt it's legal either

9 Comments
2024/08/08
09:21 UTC

159

I'll always be with you, Bombo!

4 Comments
2024/08/07
18:36 UTC

42

Dove got caught having a drink and felt judged. She has a drinking problem. 🤣

She likes her water minty fresh.

4 Comments
2024/08/05
22:42 UTC

207

My budgie staring at me with malicious intent

6 Comments
2024/08/05
21:10 UTC

178

Way too smol to try climbing stairs

When I saw this sub it reminded me of this encounter a few years ago. Smol birb was stuck between steps up to a house I was delivering to

1 Comment
2024/08/03
18:18 UTC

130

2nd Hummingbird I caught this week in my garage.

10 Comments
2024/08/03
13:22 UTC

143

I’m a microscopic zebra finch with special feathers

🫶🏻 I am Archimedes, a 2-yr-old zebra finch with special feathers. I was adopted 3 days ago with my girlfriend, Little Miss Melanie. I loved exploring the floor in my new home last night. 🚔 How 👏🏻 ev 👏🏻 er 👏🏻, I need to be arrested STAT because I am microscopic (smol) and I even let daddy give me head scritches. He actually melted. 🛝 I was on the floor because I have a mutation which makes it impossible for me to fly. So my beauty comes at a great cost. Melanie has the same mutation but she can fly a little bit. My daddy has experience adjusting his surroundings to make them accessible since he can’t see very well. He says we’ll do the same! Can’t wait to collab to make an environment that works for me and Mel! 🩺 Me and Mel are very dehydrated but otherwise happy, healthy, and active!

9 Comments
2024/07/31
14:03 UTC

512

This size has to be against the law somehow!

14 Comments
2024/07/31
10:55 UTC

175

Caught posing with her Self-Portait Graffiti - kinda cute, might keep it.

Adding - photo background modified with DoFoto. She wasn't actually outside...and I was playing around.

2 Comments
2024/07/29
18:29 UTC

214

Got any seeb?

6 Comments
2024/07/27
17:20 UTC

429

Lenny!

Yes, i was doing some yard work before this.

9 Comments
2024/07/23
07:26 UTC

390

Jeez Randy, lay off the seeds or you won't be illegally smol anymore.

10 Comments
2024/07/22
15:55 UTC

167

Finally an illegally smol birb has been caught and put behind bars!

6 Comments
2024/07/22
07:12 UTC

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Cola tries to eat my charging cable. This is his face when i rudely interrupt him

"... And I'd do it again!"

  • Cola probably
16 Comments
2024/07/20
00:06 UTC

98

Blue guy on the right be like 😬

2 Comments
2024/07/19
14:03 UTC

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