/r/illegallysmolbirbs

Photograph via snooOG

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

Partners in Crime:

NEW /r/birbhostage - this is fine...

NEW r/budgieparty - Is your parakeet always ready to party? Your budgie ready to dance at the drop of a feather? Did you install a disco ball in the cage? Then you might be ready for the r/budgieparty

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

r/birbs

r/budgies

r/Orinthology

r/birdpics

r/birds

r/petdoves

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"


The comment that started everything: https://reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/fecdqp/teenytinywittlebirb/

Founder: u/ExperimentalFailures

Legal Notice: all posters waive their right to counsel and agree to be bound by arbitration in the event that one flew the coop

/r/illegallysmolbirbs

78,178 Subscribers

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help...my parrots head is gone?!😦

all that's left is this ball of fluff. let me know if you find it anywhere, he will probably have his beak stuck in a humans ear somewhere

16 Comments
2025/01/31
13:01 UTC

46

Is this smoll owl welcomed?

1 Comment
2025/01/30
19:04 UTC

957

WHATCHA DOOOOWEEEN!

2 Comments
2025/01/30
07:02 UTC

69

Evil flying space demon

0 Comments
2025/01/29
23:58 UTC

116

Zebra finch caught stealing flock mates’ down feathers

She has plans apparently!

4 Comments
2025/01/29
15:54 UTC

528

if you've never seen a tiny parrot try to jump attack a plush crab, now you have

now he's sitting with them and beakgrinding like he wasn't just trying to steal their limbs ?? (I take away anything he gets aggressive too I just caught this and needed to share his anger leap)

5 Comments
2025/01/27
11:21 UTC

2,134

tiny criminal woke up choosing...peace?!

not really he made sure to give me a quick chomp after to put me back in my place

4 Comments
2025/01/23
13:26 UTC

257

Mind if I light up here?

2 Comments
2025/01/22
20:11 UTC

930

Jack was tired of leading the life of a petty criminal, so he decided to wet his beak in a little breaking and entering to see if he could make a big score.

14 Comments
2025/01/21
18:10 UTC

271

Am I seeing double? Or have they cloned themselves?

My mom gave me a tiny budgie she found at a second hand shop and my best friend crocheted me a clone of charlie 😂

5 Comments
2025/01/20
09:13 UTC

195

Lovebird+Parrotlet duo. Movie night turned sleepover.

P.S. human is awake and not laying down -- not squeezing blue birb

6 Comments
2025/01/20
06:35 UTC

5,873

Cozy 😍❤️ he got there himself, he looks proud.

22 Comments
2025/01/20
05:52 UTC

189

Clingy Saturday

9 Comments
2025/01/19
05:43 UTC

4,145

Operation: nap so hard that everyone thinks you’re dead

(He’s alive, just laying down to nap like a human)

14 Comments
2025/01/18
17:54 UTC

179

Would you care for a snack?

4 Comments
2025/01/18
01:42 UTC

384

Tiny little Clever with the boys

6 Comments
2025/01/13
04:00 UTC

176

Da boss. Kneel!

0 Comments
2025/01/12
04:55 UTC

175

I wanted to say goodnight real quick but it wasn't allowed

3 Comments
2025/01/09
04:40 UTC

317

Suspicious criminal dressed in all black lurking outside my window

9 Comments
2025/01/09
00:02 UTC

1,334

Lenny always insists on lying down on his back when he comes to snuggle with me under my blanket.

The level of cuteness that is put upon from him takes off 5yrs on my life. I wouldn't be human if I had any slight doubt to question this exchange.

6 Comments
2025/01/08
22:42 UTC

1,043

I exist to provide my services

8 Comments
2025/01/05
18:02 UTC

64

Mission imbirbsible: Glub reaches new heights.

0 Comments
2025/01/05
02:49 UTC

194

There's a gentleman imposter among the ladies.

1 Comment
2025/01/05
02:27 UTC

50

Birb fly

Fly my child!

2 Comments
2025/01/04
00:35 UTC

292

I hope everyone has remembered to taste test their reflection today, just to make sure it hasn't became a seed.

maybe next time it will taste like millet

3 Comments
2025/01/03
17:34 UTC

342

I was gone 5 days so I had to be set straight with a stern eye contact

2 Comments
2025/01/03
04:12 UTC

2,249

Itchy antenna alert

10 Comments
2024/12/27
22:57 UTC

1,179

this little criminal was not very excited about his gift, but he was very excited to scream at all the wrapping paper

10 Comments
2024/12/26
11:40 UTC

344

I've been enslaved. I must serve and protect.

7 Comments
2024/12/25
23:34 UTC

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