/r/illegallysmolbirbs

Photograph via snooOG

We all love birbs and it is up to us to make sure that crimes committed against humanity by our feathery friends are recorded for posterity.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

The overall goal of this subreddit is to provide a safe place to post and discuss the most criminal elements of the sky: smol birbs.

If you or someone you know has been a victim or has any information leading to the arrest and capture of these feathery fiends please make a post. It doesn't matter if it's a cardinal, Steven Seagull or an entire murder - this is a place of healing not judgement.

No birb is too smol! No crime too large!

Feel like you're not getting your fair share of seed? Worried the neighbor is sitting on YOUR eggs when you're at work? Join us on our discord and we'll try and figure it out together. https://discord.gg/tDDSKct

Partners in Crime:

NEW /r/birbhostage - this is fine...

NEW r/budgieparty - Is your parakeet always ready to party? Your budgie ready to dance at the drop of a feather? Did you install a disco ball in the cage? Then you might be ready for the r/budgieparty

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

r/birbs

r/budgies

r/Orinthology

r/birdpics

r/birds

r/petdoves

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"


The comment that started everything: https://reddit.com/r/Birbs/comments/fecdqp/teenytinywittlebirb/

Founder: u/ExperimentalFailures

Legal Notice: all posters waive their right to counsel and agree to be bound by arbitration in the event that one flew the coop

/r/illegallysmolbirbs

66,945 Subscribers

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Getting those gains

0 Comments
2024/06/14
03:55 UTC

85

Where's the seeb

2 Comments
2024/06/13
12:52 UTC

893

Landed on my head and peed in my hair, please roast him

I had to shower ofc smh 🤦

50 Comments
2024/06/13
00:15 UTC

545

Illegally small squatters that will mean mug you to death

(OC) Happy to report as of today all squatters have successfully moved out of their own free will. No charges at this time

11 Comments
2024/06/12
00:43 UTC

272

the one legged ball of terror

she murdered a raspberry

9 Comments
2024/06/10
08:22 UTC

104

WHY ARE THEY SO ITTI BITTI???

3 Comments
2024/06/09
20:14 UTC

106

This little criminal successfully prevents me from working. Sabotage I tell u!

0 Comments
2024/06/09
13:04 UTC

1,275

Found this cute for some reason 😭

11 Comments
2024/06/08
13:55 UTC

302

Found a criminal stuck behind a ladder gate after breaking into my facility

(Oc) Not happy I took a picture but that's price you've gotta pay for freedom you little criminal. Grackles are cuties. Lil dude did fly away!

6 Comments
2024/06/07
17:27 UTC

129

Criminal caught littering

Witnesses claim the suspect uttered "Dis bramch empty! Yeet!" as they commited the crime.

3 Comments
2024/06/05
21:43 UTC

61

They're planning a prison break [Polaris left, Tully right. Not pictured: Marina hoarding all the food]

1 Comment
2024/06/03
02:48 UTC

232

woke up and shat on me

9 Comments
2024/05/31
09:15 UTC

96

Quail Yeah

Just one is pictured, but my partner and I bought 3 quail chicks today! Their names are Ann, Egg, and Who? (Think Arrested Development!)

0 Comments
2024/05/30
23:53 UTC

305

I've been told the smollness of this birb is against the law

Must be why he's hiding.

4 Comments
2024/05/30
23:09 UTC

94

It's working this human is falling in love with us. Soon enough we'll be leaders of the house. Just need patience

4 Comments
2024/05/30
20:13 UTC

19

It's working this human is falling in love with us. Soon enough we'll be leaders of the house. Just need patience

0 Comments
2024/05/30
20:13 UTC

53

This is only sneaky little criminal

2 Comments
2024/05/30
12:48 UTC

180

"today I stand here to declare war against human kind"

4 Comments
2024/05/30
10:52 UTC

213

who said budgies aren't furious?

12 Comments
2024/05/28
08:44 UTC

180

Young Lutino wanted for assault and battery, €1000 bounty

6 Comments
2024/05/27
14:24 UTC

158

hes obviously getting ready to shoot lasers out of his eyes while flying at 150km/h !

2 Comments
2024/05/27
05:19 UTC

126

He belongs in federal prison

3 Comments
2024/05/26
14:55 UTC

182

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. GATSBY HAS LEARNED HOW TO SKATEBOARD. WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT??!

6 Comments
2024/05/24
04:41 UTC

171

haters will tell you this is gatsby yawning while on patrol. but that's slander. this is so clearly his battle cry.

7 Comments
2024/05/21
03:17 UTC

309

🎵 Despute all my rage I'm still just a bird in a cage🎵

20 Comments
2024/05/19
19:58 UTC

124

noir budgie?? please caption this 😭❤️

9 Comments
2024/05/17
19:42 UTC

79

The baby is missing a toe!

1 Comment
2024/05/17
18:22 UTC

138

All wicker balls are prohibited on the desk.

3 Comments
2024/05/16
02:03 UTC

294

Uhm... hello sir. Why are you so pretty? It is not allowed!

Baby Charlie is too adorable! Like its too much for one birb.

(Repost because the first post had a typo)

18 Comments
2024/05/14
13:08 UTC

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