/r/illegallysmolanimals

Photograph via snooOG

In the Animal Justice System, smol crime offenders are sometimes the most devious, dangerous delinquents.

In Sparrow Fe, California these dedicated individuals form an adorable bulwark against this plight by posting only the worst criminals so that others might straighten up and fly right.

The animals are real.

The sizes are smol.

These are their posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc

In the Animal Justice System, smol crime offenders are sometimes the most devious, dangerous delinquents.

In Sparrow Fe, California these dedicated individuals form an adorable bulwark against this plight by posting only the worst criminals so that others might straighten up and fly right.

The animals are real.

The sizes are smol.

These are their posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8lDYrvTILc

Affiliated Smol Crime Divisions:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolBirbs - where tiny birbs engage in smol crimes

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolbunnies - where the biggest crimes are perpetrated by the smollest buns

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

Our feathery friends of the sky:

NEW r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

NEW r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiels - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"

/r/illegallysmolanimals

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This weeks mini paw painting by my smol dwarf rat Tater Tot!

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2024/02/25
21:41 UTC

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This weeks mini paw painting by my sweet dwarf rat Butter!

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2024/02/18
19:55 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Toast and her mini paw painting from this week!

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2024/02/12
19:17 UTC

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This weeks tiny paw painting by my smol dwarf rat Tater Tot!

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2024/02/04
21:07 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Butter and her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2024/01/28
19:33 UTC

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My baby crestie on my finger 🥺 so little.

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2024/01/28
05:30 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Butter and her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2024/01/21
19:11 UTC

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My cat’s ears are illegally small 🚨🚔🚨

This is the back of her head while she’s looking straight forward. Her ears are TOO cute 😤

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2024/01/19
17:45 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Butter posing with her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2024/01/14
21:12 UTC

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carl!

That is a quarter. A QUARTER!

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2024/01/08
19:16 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Toast posing with her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2024/01/08
00:14 UTC

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My baby boston boy

This was the picture mom got when choosing which puppy she wanted (she ended up taking 3 puppies!)

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2023/12/29
21:07 UTC

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SAND CAT ─ The Pint-sized Grim Reaper of Desert Vipers!

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2023/12/29
15:25 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Butter posing with her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2023/12/10
20:04 UTC

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My sweet dwarf rat Butter posing with her smol paw painting from this week!

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2023/12/03
20:00 UTC

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Itty bitty

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2023/12/01
06:22 UTC

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This weeks tiny paw paintings by my sweet dwarf rat Tater Tot!

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2023/11/26
19:14 UTC

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Honey

The littlest offender,,

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2023/11/25
19:42 UTC

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They do start young here 🍺

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2023/11/23
16:13 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Toast and her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2023/11/19
19:28 UTC

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My dog wondering why we got him a real life furby 🐶

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2023/11/18
21:54 UTC

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Found this little Nope Floss in the garage

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2023/11/14
22:53 UTC

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This weeks tiny paw painting by my smol dwarf rat Butter!

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2023/11/05
18:08 UTC

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My smol dwarf rat Toast and her tiny paw painting from this week!

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2023/10/29
21:53 UTC

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PALLAS'S CAT aka MANUL ─ The World's Rarest Most Tempered Grumpy Cat

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2023/10/27
11:33 UTC

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My smol hamster “Rebel”🐹

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2023/10/25
18:44 UTC

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This weeks mini paw painting by my smol dwarf rat Butter!

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2023/10/22
17:00 UTC

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