/r/birbhostage

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This is my life now...

This is my life now...

/r/birbhostage is proud to associate with the following feathery friend subs:

r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

/r/birbhostage

11,547 Subscribers

37

LOST MY HAND

1 Comment
2024/09/14
03:28 UTC

74

ok i wont move

3 Comments
2024/09/13
03:53 UTC

324

She has demands. Someone please listen. "Cheep cheep"

14 Comments
2024/09/13
02:34 UTC

422

Daily nap

Crook of the elbow is the best napping spot!k

5 Comments
2024/09/12
09:33 UTC

715

My captors are growing

7 Comments
2024/09/11
02:54 UTC

321

Jackie (pied Tiel) learned how to take hostages fast.

16 Comments
2024/09/10
10:11 UTC

881

Wym you need your hand?

Has been working like this for the past hour.

10 Comments
2024/09/09
18:05 UTC

149

Marjory Stewart-Baxter is feeling nappish

My hand is bunched up on my chest and getting tired.

9 Comments
2024/09/08
16:22 UTC

502

I'm sorry, I'd love to do the dishes, but....

14 Comments
2024/09/08
16:07 UTC

176

This is it!

I’ve been trapped for at least two hours! I think I’m actually stuck this time! Just when I thought I was free, Skipper crawled back into my hand.

5 Comments
2024/09/07
18:09 UTC

409

Pls it's been a hour already my gf and I have things to do

They had their scratch session done twice but it seems to be never enough, send help...

11 Comments
2024/09/07
08:54 UTC

152

About to be taken hostage 😄

Follow up post of my birb ( after reading comments that he ded 😆 )

3 Comments
2024/09/07
06:16 UTC

319

Birb full, birb sleep 😄

Hoping he never outgrows this 🥹

8 Comments
2024/09/05
13:55 UTC

760

I'm new to this. Am I hostage enough?

21 Comments
2024/09/04
06:45 UTC

463

This is what netflix and chill mean in her house

10 Comments
2024/09/04
04:47 UTC

443

This is my life now and I'm ok with that

3 Comments
2024/09/03
20:34 UTC

241

perch secured

4 Comments
2024/09/03
03:52 UTC

281

He has slowly drained all of the warmth and nutrients from my body. There is no hope for me now. I must sacrifice my earthly form to nourish the birb.

There is nothing left of me now. I'm happy I could give myself to this perfect little bird.

5 Comments
2024/09/02
23:00 UTC

274

Accomplished nothing the rest of the afternoon

4 Comments
2024/09/01
23:42 UTC

317

Well, having a hand was fun while it lasted. I lost feeling 20 minutes ago.

5 Comments
2024/09/01
17:23 UTC

284

She'll bite me if I interrupt her preening session.

9 Comments
2024/08/29
12:48 UTC

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