/r/birbhostage

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This is my life now...

This is my life now...

/r/birbhostage is proud to associate with the following feathery friend subs:

r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

/r/birbhostage

9,658 Subscribers

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Cannot Uncross Numb Legs. Occupied by Relaxed Birb Boy

Update: Birb boy just left, but legs are still dead 💀

1 Comment
2024/03/28
01:45 UTC

91

🥺❤️

1 Comment
2024/03/27
05:23 UTC

157

His favorite napping spot

6 Comments
2024/03/22
21:52 UTC

1

What I Tell Myself As A Budie parent: listen

0 Comments
2024/03/18
01:57 UTC

132

Can’t walk anymore, Cashew took the entire control of my body..

7 Comments
2024/03/10
13:52 UTC

113

Sir can you wake up ! I need the bathroom

3 Comments
2024/03/08
11:41 UTC

93

He likes doing pedicure under my beard !

3 Comments
2024/03/08
08:08 UTC

116

I think this is my last post here guys...

Do not let them in your home. I warned you

4 Comments
2024/03/08
07:06 UTC

83

human, if you must sleep, you must serve us while you sleep.

2 Comments
2024/03/06
18:10 UTC

94

I'm so thirsty. I haven't eaten or drank anything all day. I must suffer for the birb's comfort.

4 Comments
2024/03/06
00:41 UTC

33

Human roosting bar.

4 Comments
2024/03/04
03:23 UTC

141

No moving allowed

5 Comments
2024/03/04
00:47 UTC

363

I am just a vessel. Birb is now in complete control. I do whatever my master bids. Farewell sweet autonomy…

17 Comments
2024/03/03
23:17 UTC

122

Please cancel all of my plans for the foreseeable future. I am a dust bath.

5 Comments
2024/02/29
03:57 UTC

111

No sudden moves.

The first time my baby slept on my shoulder.

2 Comments
2024/02/24
21:38 UTC

89

Can’t come in today…

Sorry boss, I’m being held hostage. Ransom is seebs and scritches.

3 Comments
2024/02/20
12:08 UTC

82

He’s just so comfy!

3 Comments
2024/02/19
22:25 UTC

114

"Do what I says, or hooman die..."

P.S. I think I have stockholm syndrome.

1 Comment
2024/02/16
17:49 UTC

37

Sorry… can’t come in

Sorry, can’t come in today. My bird is giving me the bombastic side eye and holding me hostage for snuggles and seebs

1 Comment
2024/02/14
11:40 UTC

231

Oh no, I can’t go to the gym

7 Comments
2024/02/14
04:46 UTC

104

It's mine now!

I was trying to do some work on his cage but the screwdriver was held hostage by this criminal.

3 Comments
2024/02/11
10:39 UTC

221

nah mates go on then plonk yourselfs down right there no problem cheers guess i live here now

9 Comments
2024/02/08
03:11 UTC

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