/r/birbhostage

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This is my life now...

This is my life now...

/r/birbhostage is proud to associate with the following feathery friend subs:

r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

/r/birbhostage

13,517 Subscribers

165

Will shaving my hair stop the bad hair days? Probably not.

9 Comments
2024/10/30
05:32 UTC

300

All I was trying to do was work

11 Comments
2024/10/28
20:37 UTC

313

My hand has been captured. Guess I’ll have to delay studying.

She has been getting loads of scritches today to help with her pin feathers 💕

4 Comments
2024/10/28
13:56 UTC

155

Scratches make me melt

Happy Squeaks

2 Comments
2024/10/28
01:02 UTC

817

i have to leave for work in 15 minutes

help 🥲

29 Comments
2024/10/27
19:19 UTC

1,475

no gaming only snuggles

12 Comments
2024/10/26
19:58 UTC

130

A back-breaking kind of love 🥲

The worst part is i need to use my camera to even see how adorable he is 😩

2 Comments
2024/10/26
00:50 UTC

772

Those who wear glasses can probably relate

15 Comments
2024/10/25
03:56 UTC

1,242

I guess I’m not allowed to get ready for work in the morning

20 Comments
2024/10/22
00:17 UTC

428

Move if you dare! Level impossible

6 Comments
2024/10/19
17:17 UTC

187

The love bird bandits have been put Behind bars all in favor off letting them out say yee and all not in favor say nei

18 Comments
2024/10/15
12:44 UTC

237

Welp.

2 Comments
2024/10/13
20:18 UTC

856

While i'm chilling, William's full time job is babysitting HAHAHAHA

48 Comments
2024/10/13
19:57 UTC

216

Sit down and get bit

7 Comments
2024/10/12
12:24 UTC

678

Our first day together and I am already a hostage!

16 Comments
2024/10/11
08:05 UTC

413

What could I possibly want to use this hand for other than being a jungle gym?

The one tow technique …

7 Comments
2024/10/11
05:40 UTC

334

You're not getting away dude

Not that he qants to escape.

He's 19, survived a stroke 5 years ago. Best little dude I could ever ask for. Starfire is a blessing in my life.

Also he likes to sleep in a red party cup.

4 Comments
2024/10/10
18:46 UTC

215

Cuddles or get bites

It's the same ultimatum every night

6 Comments
2024/10/10
05:06 UTC

204

Emergency Sirens went off and couldn’t turn on news because I am being held hostage. Turns out it was a power plant siren test so borb and I are fine

3 Comments
2024/10/09
14:10 UTC

77

halp

george and rio have cemented me to my swing. i mustn’t move

2 Comments
2024/10/09
00:26 UTC

310

Don’t make a peep!🐥 🦜

Totally #BirbHostage

11 Comments
2024/10/08
23:11 UTC

434

Hostage crisis just ended.

I mean… if you stop the petting/scritching for even 1 second, you’re in trouble.

9 Comments
2024/10/08
20:02 UTC

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