/r/birbhostage

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This is my life now...

This is my life now...

/r/birbhostage is proud to associate with the following feathery friend subs:

r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

/r/birbhostage

17,204 Subscribers

1,394

Took a nap and this id the first thing i saw when i opened my eyes

37 Comments
2025/01/31
04:40 UTC

176

Does this count?

8 Comments
2025/01/31
04:12 UTC

193

He may look sweet but if I try to move, this tiny raptor bites my neck

6 Comments
2025/01/30
20:35 UTC

656

Husband just sent me this.

They both mean so much to me.

18 Comments
2025/01/30
16:12 UTC

73

Hi Mom, I am Ready to School

1 Comment
2025/01/30
07:56 UTC

139

And here I must stay for the rest of the day

13 Comments
2025/01/29
22:29 UTC

217

Held hostage by sleeping birb

3 Comments
2025/01/28
04:57 UTC

895

My heart is held hostage

She's 1yo, can't imagine all the love she'll be giving me through the years to come 😍🥹

20 Comments
2025/01/27
22:31 UTC

1,080

I have a class to get to…

33 Comments
2025/01/27
02:51 UTC

266

He decided to sleep on me

1 Comment
2025/01/26
01:06 UTC

1,023

Some one pooped on my freshly dyed and blown dry hair

46 Comments
2025/01/24
11:05 UTC

343

I'm not allowed to work...

This is Kiwi, he hasn't had the best last few years. He was used to make babies for I don't know how long and when he first came home, he was this sad, scraggly looking birb. At first we really couldn't get too close to him but it didn't take long for him to realize that he was safe and in his forever home and now, he loves to doze off in my hand.

8 Comments
2025/01/23
16:37 UTC

291

He came in while i was taking a bath, how do i get out?!

Help

10 Comments
2025/01/23
12:14 UTC

66

Daisy wanted to take me and Tator hostage

4 Comments
2025/01/22
04:55 UTC

99

He's decided I can get up

7 Comments
2025/01/21
14:35 UTC

237

Lovebird in my rendition. Made from several hundred handmade feathers.

14 Comments
2025/01/21
12:29 UTC

111

She took me and the peach hostage

This baby was a surrender when I worked at Petco! Plucked chicken is what I ended up with previous owners took horrible care of her but going on over 10 years now and this girl has stolen my heart and my life and it’s so worth it

3 Comments
2025/01/20
19:24 UTC

602

He said if I move he'd plant drugs to my house and call the cops on me

15 Comments
2025/01/20
14:41 UTC

299

i urgently need to finish packing my stuff

joy and i are moving to a new home a in a couple days. well, we were. i guess we’re staying here now. exactly. like. this.

7 Comments
2025/01/20
00:24 UTC

277

homework helper

venus the homework helper— how can i type in these conditions

5 Comments
2025/01/19
18:01 UTC

105

Guess the housework isn't getting done

1 Comment
2025/01/18
16:13 UTC

77

Sleepy boy

7 Comments
2025/01/17
18:16 UTC

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