/r/birbhostage

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This is my life now...

This is my life now...

/r/birbhostage is proud to associate with the following feathery friend subs:

r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

/r/birbhostage

9,943 Subscribers

180

My drone is charging

5 Comments
2024/05/19
01:12 UTC

110

3 on 1

These thugs won’t let me leave

13 Comments
2024/05/15
11:41 UTC

166

(Chuckles) I'm in danger

Birdloaf

9 Comments
2024/05/14
13:38 UTC

116

Got directed here with this 🫠

Always take a comfy seat first! 😅

3 Comments
2024/05/13
20:45 UTC

122

Sleepy on a comfy arm

3 Comments
2024/05/07
08:29 UTC

64

He has various perches throughout but nap time's always for my drawing hand.

2 Comments
2024/05/06
18:38 UTC

167

Different kind of hostage: my bird refuses to hold cold/wet foods in her foot, so I have to hold them for her

9 Comments
2024/05/05
21:57 UTC

66

They don't care about my hangover...

6 Comments
2024/05/02
04:54 UTC

69

Groom and nap cycle; afraid to move

She snuggles up close, naps, wakes up to groom for a bit, gets bored, then back to napping. Sudden movements disturbing her pattern are not welcome

3 Comments
2024/04/30
04:51 UTC

77

Birb fell asleep on my head.

Now I can't move.

2 Comments
2024/04/29
17:59 UTC

70

I guess I'll sleep too.

2 Comments
2024/04/28
16:34 UTC

70

Hostile birb keeping our kitchenware hostage

2 Comments
2024/04/26
13:36 UTC

156

Fell asleep after preening

4 Comments
2024/04/26
11:39 UTC

52

Do not disturb the birb

2 Comments
2024/04/25
22:44 UTC

74

Traveling to visit grandma!

4 Comments
2024/04/25
07:30 UTC

83

Hostage taken, no ransom provided

2 Comments
2024/04/24
19:36 UTC

66

Sleepy boys

4 Comments
2024/04/24
09:46 UTC

83

Wait, Human. We are Verifying the Inspection Now.

2 Comments
2024/04/19
23:05 UTC

74

Who needs alarms anyway...

8 Comments
2024/04/19
05:34 UTC

63

I think I will take this nose for myself , human!

4 Comments
2024/04/19
04:00 UTC

62

Do Not Speak. My Partner Will Inspect You

1 Comment
2024/04/19
00:07 UTC

59

down one hand now

1 Comment
2024/04/18
16:48 UTC

49

Say Nothing and Do Not Move

1 Comment
2024/04/18
00:18 UTC

108

Can’t work, help, there is a BORB

5 Comments
2024/04/16
18:38 UTC

78

I guess groceries and administration has to wait

2 Comments
2024/04/15
10:59 UTC

72

Carol must have sensed that I was about to get up…

9 Comments
2024/04/14
17:58 UTC

72

I suppose my hand is the ideal laying spot

4 Comments
2024/04/11
22:00 UTC

107

there's no better place for naps than the crook of my right arm, apparently

it could be my shoulder so I could still move around. i'd even take the crook of my left arm at this point, so i could at least grab my drink off the coffee table. but that's unsatisfactory to the hatebirb that holds me hostage nightly. only the utmost comfort for her and the absolute absence of the same for me. I love her so much

2 Comments
2024/04/11
20:27 UTC

78

Nothing is as comfy as my shoulder while i work

1 Comment
2024/04/11
07:40 UTC

114

That hand is ours now

7 Comments
2024/04/11
06:24 UTC

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