/r/BirdsArentReal
They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public.
Founded in 1976.
/r/BirdsArentReal
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A Completely Trustworthy Congresswoman just Admitted the Truth!
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2024/11/19
20:17 UTC
20:17 UTC
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Mission failed: Surveillance Drone sounding the alarms notifying of my intrusion.
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2024/11/19
15:17 UTC
15:17 UTC
19
Courageous golfer neutralizes an active drone
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2024/11/19
10:53 UTC
10:53 UTC
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Why did the drones do this??
Last night I looked out my window. No snow & no drones in sight. This morning I wake up and the first thing I see is "snow" covering the whole town. Second thing I spot is a pigeon-drone staring right at me from a tree.
What is this "snow" and why have the drones spread it everywhere?? What is Big Feather up to this time??
2 Comments
2024/11/19
08:12 UTC
08:12 UTC
7
drone malfunctioning trying to walk on water
1 Comment
2024/11/19
07:42 UTC
07:42 UTC
183
Mimikry? Symbiosis? Parasitic?
5 Comments
2024/11/19
07:36 UTC
07:36 UTC
47
Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses.
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2024/11/19
00:53 UTC
00:53 UTC
0
Guys, this time it's legit loss
4 Comments
2024/11/18
20:23 UTC
20:23 UTC
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This one slipped through either Quality Control or R&D at the drone factory 🏭 I can't figure it out.. what is next, them looking human..?! 😦
4 Comments
2024/11/18
20:19 UTC
20:19 UTC
79
I thought I owned a real bird, but I just found the indicator light glowing behind its eye. What do I do about this?
Like, if I can bond with it, would it save me from the other terminator birds or am I just doomed?
15 Comments
2024/11/18
20:17 UTC
20:17 UTC
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Chickens can’t be real dude. I own 8 chickens and the way their heads move?! Dude how tf can their heads stay so still while their body moves??
12 Comments
2024/11/18
18:52 UTC
18:52 UTC
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Completely irresponsible waxwing birds 🐦 tend to eat fermented fruit and then lie drunk on the sidewalks. Wise passers-by collect them and put them in a safe place until they sober up.
2 Comments
2024/11/18
17:59 UTC
17:59 UTC
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Very off-topic, but as someone who loves bird watching, this made me howl (by Tommy Siegel)
4 Comments
2024/11/18
17:17 UTC
17:17 UTC
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'Pigeon'-guided missiles
Another crucial piece of the puzzle falls into place - yet more evidence hiding in plain sight. I had no idea how early the government began doing this!
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2024/11/18
13:06 UTC
13:06 UTC
6
we have a machine gun velocirapter looking ahh bird. this cant be real...
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2024/11/18
12:51 UTC
12:51 UTC
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Not even remotely surprised by this
46 Comments
2024/11/18
11:05 UTC
11:05 UTC
72
Faulty drone results in packet loss...
5 Comments
2024/11/18
05:46 UTC
05:46 UTC
343
Did we just witness a complete system and power failure?
36 Comments
2024/11/18
00:06 UTC
00:06 UTC
43
Hidden chirp.
3 Comments
2024/11/17
23:36 UTC
23:36 UTC