/r/BirdsArentReal

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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public.

Founded in 1976.

-America needs to wake up from this sick twisted bird nightmare

/r/BirdsArentReal

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Birds evolved from dinosaurs. You follow me right?

15 Comments
2024/02/25
18:37 UTC

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I propose an official musical theme for this subreddit...

And this is the "Surfin' Bird" by Ramones, released in 1977 on an album "Rocket to Russia", a classic of punk rock. Actually, this song is a cover, and original was written in 1963 by garage rock band The Trashmen. I also believe that the original is Peter Griffin's favourite song.

Ramones - "Surfin' Bird" - Rocket to Russia (youtube.com)

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2024/02/25
17:33 UTC

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Surveillance camera in action

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2024/02/25
17:19 UTC

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Look at this big drone, what's the model?

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2024/02/25
15:10 UTC

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Are there any reals ones left?

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2024/02/25
12:21 UTC

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Angry mode activated

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2024/02/25
08:38 UTC

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Dude, this is just a human in a bird costume. WTF?

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2024/02/25
04:47 UTC

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Isn’t it peculiar how you’ve never seen a photograph of a bird before the camera was invented?

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2024/02/25
04:37 UTC

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Predator drone recharging.

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2024/02/24
21:51 UTC

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Found them!

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2024/02/24
21:39 UTC

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I tried to earn its trust in an effort to capture and interrogate it.

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2024/02/24
11:45 UTC

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ESSSCCAAPPEE!!!

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2024/02/24
08:33 UTC

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Civil war

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2024/02/24
07:03 UTC

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Fresh ink

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2024/02/24
06:25 UTC

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Pigeons dominate on the food #pigeon #birds #shortvideo #shortsvideo

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2024/02/24
04:14 UTC

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Birds are real.

if birds aren't real then why is it that if you kill a bird. and then open up its guts you don't see machine parts but instead actual organs? if you actually don't believe that birds are real then get out a gun shot a bird and then open up its guts. and obviously seeing the blood and organs and everything is proof that yes birds are real. also birds exist across the entire world. there is no possible way that the US government could kill all birds and replace them all with robots without anyone noticing.

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32 Comments
2024/02/24
02:16 UTC

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This is the way

5 Comments
2024/02/24
00:41 UTC

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Better than your average Delta passenger.

7 Comments
2024/02/23
23:43 UTC

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Someone is sending a message

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2024/02/23
23:16 UTC

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Chat GPT knows too much. This is very concerning.

The best choice of bird to disguise a drone as would depend on various factors, including the environment in which the drone will be operating, the specific mission objectives, and the desired level of camouflage and realism. However, some birds that might be suitable candidates for disguising drones include:

  1. Seagulls: Seagulls are common coastal birds known for their large wingspan and graceful flight patterns. Disguising a drone as a seagull could be effective for operations near coastlines or bodies of water.

  2. Hawks or eagles: Raptors such as hawks or eagles are known for their keen eyesight and predatory behavior. Disguising a drone as a hawk or eagle could be useful for surveillance or reconnaissance missions where a bird of prey would be less likely to arouse suspicion.

  3. Crows or ravens: Crows and ravens are highly intelligent birds known for their adaptability and resourcefulness. Disguising a drone as a crow or raven could be effective for urban or rural environments where these birds are commonly found.

  4. Pigeons: Pigeons are ubiquitous urban birds known for their homing instincts and ability to navigate complex environments. Disguising a drone as a pigeon could be useful for reconnaissance or surveillance missions in urban areas.

  5. Swifts or swallows: Swifts and swallows are agile birds known for their acrobatic flight maneuvers and high-speed flight. Disguising a drone as a swift or swallow could be effective for reconnaissance or surveillance missions requiring rapid movement and agility.

Ultimately, the choice of bird would depend on the specific requirements of the mission and the need to blend in with the natural environment. Additionally, technological considerations such as the size, weight, and flight characteristics of the drone would also influence the choice of bird disguise.

1 Comment
2024/02/23
21:42 UTC

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What am I supposed to press?

4 Comments
2024/02/23
21:13 UTC

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Serious Question Regarding Chicken

I was contemplating today the source of chicken and other poultry. Obviously it exists and is edible, but where does it come from? Please help, what have we been eating?!

8 Comments
2024/02/23
19:07 UTC

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Crew ready to go

225 Comments
2024/02/23
17:55 UTC

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