I still haven't received a reply to a letter I sent to this "bird store". Further proof that birds aren't real.

So, I was visiting my grandma last weekend, and we were sitting on her porch when she suddenly lets out this weird, high-pitched whistle. I thought nothing of it—until, I kid you not, a crow swoops down and lands on the railing.

She then proceeds to have what I can only describe as a full conversation with this bird. Different whistles, little clicks, some weird humming noises. The crow bobs its head, caws back, and then drops a shiny bottle cap at her feet like a gift.

I’m just sitting there, mouth open, like “Grandma, WHAT was that??” And she just shrugs and goes, “Oh, that’s Edgar. He likes gossip.”

EXCUSE ME??

Apparently, she’s been “chatting” with the local crows for years. She claims they tell her neighborhood secrets, which sounds insane, but then she casually mentions that Mrs. Thompson down the road is having an affair with the mailman, and two days later, I overhear my mom talking about it on the phone.

My grandma is either a crow whisperer or a chaotic oracle, and I don’t know which one is more concerning.

Do I now need to start learning crow-speak?? Is this a thing??

EDIT: I just texted her asking how she learned this, and she replied, “The crows taught me.” What does that MEAN.

I'm just skeptical because half of the stuff I see is not even good proof.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDiFYQQxLFh/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

What would be best and most fitting movie to show to our Bird's Aren't Real club on my college campus?