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They used to be. Until the U.S. Government replaced them with drone replicas designed to spy on the American public.

Founded in 1976.

-America needs to wake up from this sick twisted bird nightmare

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Bad cover-up job...

0 Comments
2023/06/10
14:43 UTC

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Early prototype

1 Comment
2023/06/10
14:33 UTC

4

Are "birds" all US drones, or are foreign drones infiltrating our country too?

Also do federal "birds" surveil foreign countries, or limit surveillance within the states? Can we still see any real birds if we go on holiday?

2 Comments
2023/06/10
09:10 UTC

8

Three cameras in the one place

0 Comments
2023/06/10
08:52 UTC

7

One of the earliest prototypes I could find

0 Comments
2023/06/10
08:29 UTC

29

Cyborg getting into politics

1 Comment
2023/06/10
06:56 UTC

1

Is the avian influenza secretly nanotechnology being used to destroy the government drones?

1 Comment
2023/06/10
02:24 UTC

10

I just saw baby pigeons at my birdfeeder!

0 Comments
2023/06/10
00:40 UTC

15

Wondering if anyone could help, DM me

5 Comments
2023/06/09
18:19 UTC

61

If birds aren’t robots, then what is this?

7 Comments
2023/06/09
18:00 UTC

609

Hahahaha

9 Comments
2023/06/09
14:27 UTC

2

Recently unearthed copy of a chart with planned surveillance models in the early 1800s. These planned bird-bots would be postponed until the 1970s.

0 Comments
2023/06/09
14:19 UTC

497

A classic indoctrination technique: kids costumes

11 Comments
2023/06/09
09:31 UTC

4

I found this news article, but the website it comes from seems to have been deactivated as soon as I found it. The URL now goes to some websquatter page.

Title: Government's Secret Project to Replace Birds with Robotic Androids Exposed

Date: June 9, 2023

In a shocking revelation that has sent shockwaves through the scientific and environmental communities, a covert government program to replace all birds with robotic android equivalents has been exposed. Dubbed 'Project Starling,' the United States Government has been secretly working towards this ambitious goal since the 1970s, according to sources close to the matter.

This clandestine project, hitherto unknown to the public, has been the driving force behind the introduction of the European Starling in the United States. The government's motive was to use these artificially created birds as a stepping stone towards achieving the larger objective of complete avian replacement.

Insiders privy to the information reveal that the government's intentions go beyond mere surveillance. While it is widely known that birds have been historically used for espionage due to their ability to fly undetected, it appears that Project Starling aimed to exploit this natural advantage while simultaneously gathering even more comprehensive data through robotic avatars. Notably, the majestic Bald Eagle, a symbol of American pride and freedom, has also fallen victim to this audacious scheme, with the government utilizing its robotic counterpart for unbridled surveillance.

The existence of Project Starling was brought to light by a brave whistleblower who provided crucial documents and corroborating evidence to the press. The authenticity of these materials has been verified by independent experts, leaving no room for doubt about the gravity of the situation.

Concerns have been raised by environmentalists and bird conservationists about the potential ecological impact of replacing real birds with artificial counterparts. Birds play a vital role in ecosystems, from pollination to seed dispersal, and their absence could disrupt delicate ecological balances. Additionally, the infiltration of robotic avian species raises ethical questions about the manipulation of nature and the potential consequences for other wildlife.

Public outrage is mounting as citizens demand transparency and accountability from the government. Several advocacy groups and individuals have filed lawsuits against the United States Government, demanding an immediate halt to Project Starling and full disclosure of all related activities.

Government officials, caught off guard by the public backlash, have yet to issue an official statement on the matter. However, experts predict that the revelations will likely prompt a thorough investigation by relevant authorities, as well as a reassessment of the ethical and environmental implications of such a project.

2 Comments
2023/06/09
05:07 UTC

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Declassified CIA Bird Drones, Codename: AQUALINE

0 Comments
2023/06/09
03:07 UTC

0

Do Pigeons have feelings?

Title.

1 Comment
2023/06/09
01:21 UTC

22

Human cameras will be the next step

0 Comments
2023/06/09
01:13 UTC

16

New prototypes.. Will it ever end?!

0 Comments
2023/06/08
22:29 UTC

143

Someone managed to hack into one of the newer models and extract the entire sound bank from the firmware

4 Comments
2023/06/08
21:02 UTC

3

Look what my highschool did:

0 Comments
2023/06/08
20:57 UTC

6

Guess it’s not always fake

1 Comment
2023/06/08
18:19 UTC

724

Birds aren’t real

31 Comments
2023/06/08
13:24 UTC

7

a spying jay

1 Comment
2023/06/08
13:16 UTC

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