/r/ProperAnimalNames

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Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!

Submit pictures/gifs with the animal's silly name.

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Upvote the ones you like

Reposts are welcome if you think you have a funnier name.

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279,232 Subscribers

50

Graveyard Glider

3 Comments
2024/12/01
01:32 UTC

588

Tattletale​ reptile

1 Comment
2024/11/29
18:21 UTC

393

Forbidden Kitty

14 Comments
2024/11/25
20:21 UTC

141

Fentanyl mouse

3 Comments
2024/11/25
13:23 UTC

516

Hammoth the Hairy

13 Comments
2024/11/24
20:14 UTC

25

Pibbles: The Perfect Name for Sweet, Derpy Vibes

2 Comments
2024/11/24
19:57 UTC

651

Slinky Kitty

4 Comments
2024/11/22
07:30 UTC

48

Pole Nyancer

0 Comments
2024/11/22
04:30 UTC

6

So, the duck billed platypus. Why?

I wish I could have been at the meeting where they decided this name so I could see the reaction on the platypuses duck billed face.

Animal naming president: So with a unanimous vote the name is decided “duck billed platypus”

Platypuses: whispering This guy fuckin serious. louder Excuse me sir why duck billed?

Anp: Well you look like ducks

P: Maybe the ducks look like us?! Ever think of that genius?

Anp:

P: Me and the other platypuses have been talking. Maybe it should be Platypus billed duck.

Anp: absurd

P: why?

Anp: You got a duck face.

12 Comments
2024/11/22
01:59 UTC

212

Mobster Lobster

12 Comments
2024/11/21
06:57 UTC

17

Honorable mention: The Falling Cactus of Doom

2 Comments
2024/11/21
06:53 UTC

54

Meow Yagami

0 Comments
2024/11/21
03:01 UTC

0

Chinese DIsh

3 Comments
2024/11/20
04:01 UTC

224

Purrion

0 Comments
2024/11/20
00:36 UTC

92

Hopping Disaster

6 Comments
2024/11/19
02:23 UTC

3,422

The Regretter

12 Comments
2024/11/19
02:01 UTC

260

Smolhead crawly blob

2 Comments
2024/11/18
23:33 UTC

1,068

Molten Meow

7 Comments
2024/11/18
04:13 UTC

44

Middle name for Willow?

I’m looking for a middle name for our new pup 🐶🥰 Something a bit edgy and not as soft as Willow. She is sweet and calm (hence the Willow) yet spunky and fun and wild once she gets going!

Just saw another name feed question so wanted to ask.
I’m not a fan of the soft ideas “Willow Grace” for example. Something with a little edge, maybe with the outdoor theme but unique like “Willow Ember” 😆 🤷🏼‍♀️ Appreciate all the ideas and input thank you!!

36 Comments
2024/11/17
14:26 UTC

144

Squirrel Meets Crocodile

3 Comments
2024/11/16
17:09 UTC

748

Land Nessie

2 Comments
2024/11/16
02:32 UTC

58

This Melibe Viridis

28 Comments
2024/11/15
12:51 UTC

390

Fluffy Thump-Thump

4 Comments
2024/11/14
18:24 UTC

392

You've heard about Brown Bear, now prepare to meet Round Bear.

22 Comments
2024/11/12
14:35 UTC

749

A loaf of floof

8 Comments
2024/11/12
12:33 UTC

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