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Food Porn, but Shitty.

This is the place for all your pics of shitty food. Food that looks shitty, tastes shitty, or both.

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Chicken marinating iteration(some general info in the body text)

So, I’ve recently decided to try and make my chicken breast less boring and here is my attempt at it. Still modifying the recipe, but right now the marinade consists of mustard, adjika-kinda Caucasian chili sauce thing, although mine’s not that hot, siracha, balsamic vinegar, pickle juice, spiced salt, dried tomato and basil mix and some sort of “spice mix for meat” . It is also cooked in oil from a jar of sun dried tomatoes with garlic, which were also added in there. Will probably try and make poor man’s butter chicken with this next week by adding some heavy cream

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2024/12/05
18:30 UTC

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My wife is traveling for a couple days and I already made my kids’ dinner so cooking for myself. Rate my bachelor dinner: Crispy chicken (microwaved) with buffalo sauce over a bell pepper stuffed with blue cheese

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2024/12/05
18:01 UTC

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From a friend: "Tai pei chicken fried rice"

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2024/12/05
17:42 UTC

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Ketchup cracker sandwich on a bagel. You heard me.

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2024/12/05
17:34 UTC

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leftover sausage stew

2 Comments
2024/12/05
17:26 UTC

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Breakfast

8 Comments
2024/12/05
15:36 UTC

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School food

2 Comments
2024/12/05
15:31 UTC

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A common delicacy in cafes in Spain

42 Comments
2024/12/05
15:26 UTC

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4 years ago I realized that hotdog water was technically a stock, and therefore could be turned into a gravy to dip my dogs into

Follow me for more recipes

205 Comments
2024/12/05
15:25 UTC

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This traditional PA Dutch Chicken-Corn Soup was perfect on a cold night. Tastes better than it looks.

Also has tiny dumplings called rivvels.

10 Comments
2024/12/05
15:07 UTC

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Tryna meet my protein goals is going... somewhere.... at least it tastes good.

16 Comments
2024/12/05
13:24 UTC

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Roast Beef Lunch Meat Burrito

Microwaved roast beef lunch meat, put two packets of mayo on the bottom of the tortilla, then roast beef, then two packets of hot sauce on the roast beef, then some jalapeno Cheetos, it was 🔥.

2 Comments
2024/12/05
12:25 UTC

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Ain't nothin' more American than a 3-month-old frozen pizza and some freezer-burnt onion rings chillin' for like 4 months!

3 Comments
2024/12/05
12:18 UTC

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My mince - dough ratio could use some adjusting

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2024/12/05
11:37 UTC

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After seeing it on this subreddit I was delighted to find Sausage with a Bone in Osaka, Japan

I found the dish at Soulwood, Osaka, which is a Jamaican bar and restaurant.

The guy smiled when I ordered it, so he was definitely in on the joke

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2024/12/05
09:37 UTC

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Second breakfast aka dinner

I had to mess with the cheese in order to optimally distribute the cheese among different bites of egg. 8/10 Honestly a lot better than I expected it to turn out.

0 Comments
2024/12/05
06:33 UTC

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Shrimp candy

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2024/12/05
05:45 UTC

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Leftover turkey in broth boiled with polenta and shoved into a somewhat presentable circle with some feta cheese.

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2024/12/05
05:06 UTC

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My dinner tonight: marmite on cheddar cheese on leftover smoked turkey on turkey gravy on old French bread

2 Comments
2024/12/05
04:43 UTC

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A pear I poured cinnamon on for desert

(actually hella good)

7 Comments
2024/12/05
04:39 UTC

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My moms dinner

Well…

3 Comments
2024/12/05
04:31 UTC

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Just one of those days

Just 2 brats and spicy brown mustard

5 Comments
2024/12/05
04:04 UTC

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Dinner tonight is Jambalaya

At least it's Zatarans and not the Dollar Tree box version. Shrimp and Smoked Turkey Sausage for sustenance.

5 Comments
2024/12/05
03:41 UTC

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Wrapped a hot dog in turkey bologna

11 Comments
2024/12/05
03:03 UTC

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Yam soup and rice

4 Comments
2024/12/05
02:46 UTC

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Delicious

Microwaved fish sticks

3 Comments
2024/12/05
02:23 UTC

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Before I ate this I thought it was good, but it turned out shitty as usual

Recipe:

"Meatballs"

-1 can of chickpeas. Drain and rinse. Mash into a sandy paste.

-1 piece of bread that you're not sure where it came from. Probably from the leftover Thanksgiving food my girlfriend dropped off. Chop. Toast in oven at 350F until crispy. Crush into crumbs.

-1 egg

-Chickpeas have negative flavor, so add what you think is too much of the following: salt, black pepper, oregano, parsley, basil, paprika.

MIX TOGETHER A LOT WITH A FORK.

BAKE AT 350F for 20 MINUTES. FLIP AFTER 10 MINUTES.

Pasta sauce:

-1 can of food pantry brand "pasta sauce"

-1 can of diced tomatoes

-the same spices used in the "meatballs"

SIMMER FOR 20 MINUTES. WHILE DOING THIS, COOK SPAGHETTI NOODLES. DRAIN SPAGHETTI, BUT LEAVE A SHOT OF PASTA WATER IN POT. ADD SAUCE TO POT. COOK MORE UNTIL THICK.

TOP WITH "MEATBALLS"

DONT ENJOY

6 Comments
2024/12/05
02:20 UTC

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