/r/IllegallySmol

Photograph via snooOG

Smol crime goes under reported and overlooked too often. If you see a criminal out in the wild, know someone who does or have one living in your home with you right now, don't be alarmed. Calmly post here and we will do our best to help.

Don't be a victim, stop r/illegallysmol before it's too late!

Smol crime goes under reported and overlooked too often. If you see a criminal out in the wild, know someone who does or have one living in your home with you right now, don't be alarmed. Calmly post here and we will do our best to help.

Don't be a victim, stop r/illegallysmol before it's too late!

Partners in Crime:

NEW r/animalsincars - Is that a kitty in a Beetle, a doggo in a Mustang or a hamster in a Stingray? Looks like you found an r/animalsincars This sub is dedicated to celebrating everything that moves, flies and swims and the vehicles that take them on adventures.

NEW r/showerbirb - Tired of being called the stimky birb? Spending hours preening with no results? Wondering why that budgie won't return your beak kisses? Perhaps you need a r/showerbirb.

NEW r/birdseatingthecamera - Henlo fren! Welcome to the ultimate crossover between our avian pals, and the cameras that they love to mlem. If you have a Kodak turned into a snac, a Cannon to bite on, a baloney flavored Sony or a Go Pro covered in jello you are in the right place and we want you to share.

NEW r/greencheeks - "Greencheek Conures are known for being cuddly, silly parrots that are quieter than their larger cousins and more amicable for younger owners just starting out."

NEW r/BirbHelp - This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here.

NEW r/petbacking - Little pets and animals coming along for the fun in public in backpacks, frontpacks and other pet carriers!

r/PicsOfUnusualBirds - "a subreddit for marveling at the unusual avian species around the globe."

r/birdswitharms - "Look - up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait, it's a bird...with arms."

r/Conures - "A place to share pictures, ask questions, have discussions, and share articles about our favorite avian, the conure!"

r/cockatiel - "This is a community for the discussion of cockatiels. Talk about anything related, or post pictures of your own. :]"

r/ShoebillStorks - "Reddit's home for Shoebill pics, gifs, videos and more. The Shoebill Stork is listed as vulnerable by the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species. There are an estimated 5,000-8,000 individuals left in the wild."

r/BirdsTakingTheTrain - "Welcome to our silly intensely serious subreddit for pictures and videos of birds taking the train! (And public transport in general: we also allow birds on buses, trams, and so on.)"

r/Finches - for fans of birbs that are by birth already criminal in size and fans of the father of the main antagonist in To Kill A Mockinbirb

r/parrots - "a community for the discussion of parrots. Feel free to talk about parrots in the wild, owning parrots, the pet trade, rescuing parrots, purchasing parrots, avian veterinarians, and anything pertaining to these beautiful creatures."

r/Birbsloveseed - "Here you can post birbs loving seed! Whether it’s eating or throwing, Birbs Love seed!"

r/birdsnamedfood - "The best place to post your mango and peachfaced lovebirds, strawberry finches and any other birds who are named after or share the name of food!"

NEW r/birbhelp - "This is a sub about helping birbs! Share your experiences and suggestions here."

special mention that if you have a Parrot in need of adoption or would like to find a parrot in need of a forever home check out https://www.reddit.com/r/parrots/comments/hpypgm/parrots_in_need_of_adoption/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=usertext&utm_name=parrots&utm_content=t3_ez6dd7

r/PartyParrot - "Welcome to the official Subbie® for Party Parrot! Party Parrot is a Slack emoji based on the legendary Sirocco, of the critically endangered Kākāpō species. PartyParrot FOREVER!"

r/frens - "This subreddit is about animals who are friends with other animals (For example: Ducks snuggling up with dogs, Cows playing tag with cats, etc)."

Members of the crime family: for those working hard behind the scene to protect the innocent from criminal elements:

r/IllegallySmol - where crime doesn't pay no matter what your species is

r/IllegallySmolDogs - where crime doesn't pay no matter how rare your pupper is

r/illegallysmolfrogs - where the cuter the frog, the smaller the crime

r/illegallysmolsneks - thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss is where you post the criminal sneks

r/illegallysmolanimals - where the only thing the posts have in common is crime

r/parrotsounds for the best in talking and singing by feathery friends

r/TinyUnits

r/LilGrabbies

r/tinyanimalsonfingers

r/frens

r/ntbdbiwdfta

r/SmolHumans

Birds of a Feather: which we are actively trying to get out of retirement for just one last job, the Big Millet

r/birbs

r/budgies

r/Orinthology

r/birdpics

r/birds

r/petdoves

Just in case: r/birdsarentreal - for hilarious 'jokes' about birds......

Friends more wholesome than Grandma's cookies ok, maybe that's a stretch

r/wholesome - Must be Wholesome. Remember to stick to the theme and stay relevant. All posts must be related to "wholesome" in some way.

r/beyondwholesome - Post anything that is wholesome... more than just wholesome

r/UnexpectedlyWholesome - Please remember to always express good wishes to your fellow user and to have a great day. Thank you for your interest and for being you!

r/wholesomememes - a meme that subverts a generally negative meme to be more positive, often showcasing genuine human emotion or a meme that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a meme that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a meme that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy

r/wholesomebpt - Screenshots of Black people being wholesome on social media, it doesn't need to just be twitter but obviously that is best. Black culture has a unique way of examining the everyday and we are here to showcase that.

r/wholesomegifs - Feel free to submit a gif or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here! /r/wholesomegifs is a place for gifs that make you smile, or are inspirational, and generally wholesome.

r/wholesomecomics - a comic that promotes health or well-being of body, mind, and/or soul or a comic that is pure of heart, devoid of corruption or malice, modest, stable, virtuous, and all-around sweet and compassionate or a comic that conveys support, positivity, compassion, understanding, love, affection, and genuine friendship by re-contextualizing classic meme formats, and using them to display warmth and empathy or a comic with no snark or sarcasm that displays genuine human emotion and subverts a generally negative comic to be more positive

r/wholesomenosleep - Stories that are scary but have a nice twist. The nice twist can still be scary! Stories here have a horror element and end reasonably happily.

r/WholesomeNetwork - This is a public resource for the Wholesome Network. Feedback, criticism, suggestions, questions, general discussion are all welcome.

r/wholesomestarterpacks - Post your wholesome and positive starter packs here

r/wholesomeprequelmemes - this is where the fun begins

r/wholesomepics - Welcome to /r/wholesomepics! Feel free to submit a pic or leave a wholesome comment! Enjoy your stay here!

r/catscalledfood - "A subreddit dedicated to cats with food names."

r/namenerds - "A community for those interested in names. Your posts are welcome so long as they stay on topic and remain civil"

r/CatsNamedAfterFoods - "Cats named Waffles, cats named Pancake, cats named Eggo, cats named Hot Dog, etc"

r/NameMyDog - "Welcome to NameMyDog [self explanatory]"

/r/Catnames - "Where we name cats"

r/AnimalsWithFoodNames - "A place for your Butterballs, Muffins, Kitkats, Peanuts and any other animal named after a food."

r/ProperAnimalNames - "Noperopes, trash pandas, and more!"

/r/IllegallySmol

91,447 Subscribers

622

I do not have big hands

Probably only 3 weeks old according to the vet. Less than a pound.

2 Comments
2024/11/21
01:01 UTC

1,210

Criminals safely apprehended. They've been charged with inciting riots through cuteness aggression. Sentenced to life imprisonment

5 Comments
2024/11/19
10:15 UTC

374

One of my boys

2 Comments
2024/11/15
02:50 UTC

3,145

Be on the lookout, a criminal is on the loose

16 Comments
2024/11/14
04:55 UTC

835

When will these kids learn to stop posting their crimes on social media?

3 Comments
2024/11/10
21:36 UTC

1,948

Baby frog

Saw her on Pinterest, we have to do something about it!

https://pin.it/45RDLE9ul

19 Comments
2024/11/10
03:40 UTC

61

Considering these are chicken eggs, I'd say they were illegal

Seriously, the old girl carries on like a pork chop (2 mims later I can still hear her clucking up a storm because I touched her) but practically phones it in when it comes to wgg laying.

0 Comments
2024/11/10
00:46 UTC

96

Smol Beauty

Little jumping spider sitting on my Oregano

1 Comment
2024/11/09
18:49 UTC

182

Illegally smol Frumpkin

Medium coffee for size comparison.

4 Comments
2024/11/05
16:28 UTC

344

Is he small enough to be here?

Lil' chick my mom have been raing since their mom has passed, he has two other brothers :D

7 Comments
2024/11/05
15:57 UTC

3,572

These two found my garage on Halloween night

Any name ideas?

50 Comments
2024/11/02
15:38 UTC

252

Criminals incarcerated at local store

Criminal birbs

2 Comments
2024/11/01
00:28 UTC

820

Newest member of the family

Ever since my wife and I first met she always talked about how she wanted a Yorkie. Had the opportunity to adopt this little fella and bring him home to surprise her.

7 Comments
2024/10/28
07:00 UTC

374

Our little Charlotte. She’s ran from containment too many times to count

8 Comments
2024/10/28
01:40 UTC

556

Help is name our newest little guy. He’s 3 pounds (:

35 Comments
2024/10/27
19:27 UTC

346

Smol assassin

Will steal your heart miss Agatha histee

2 Comments
2024/10/27
09:55 UTC

194

Illegally smol Duck

Remembering the time I got to hold this little guy 2 years ago :3

0 Comments
2024/10/26
00:03 UTC

1,279

Very new and very smol

Less than a week old.

5 Comments
2024/10/25
18:09 UTC

366

T(ip of a finger) - Rex

Tiny gecko buddy in northern Italy - quite uncommon species until a few years ago, too...index for scale

4 Comments
2024/10/23
17:19 UTC

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