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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

/r/TelevisionQuotes

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18

I live by this (Seinfeld)

I live by this (Seinfeld)

1 Comment
2024/12/03
13:03 UTC

13

I mean... (The Office)

I mean... (The Office)

1 Comment
2024/12/02
14:09 UTC

1

I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)

I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)

0 Comments
2024/12/01
15:03 UTC

43

So you had sex with him (New Girl)

So you had sex with him (New Girl)

1 Comment
2024/11/30
16:02 UTC

25

It's usually crap (Family Guy)

It's usually crap (Family Guy)

1 Comment
2024/11/29
17:01 UTC

8

My dignity is in your hands (Silicon Valley)

My dignity is in your hands (Silicon Valley)

0 Comments
2024/11/28
18:01 UTC

14

don't be a... (A. P. Bio)

don't be a... (A. P. Bio)

0 Comments
2024/11/27
19:01 UTC

13

In all honesty… (The Office)

In all honesty… (The Office)

2 Comments
2024/11/26
20:00 UTC

28

Keep the in my house (Parks and Recreation)

Keep the in my house (Parks and Recreation)

1 Comment
2024/11/25
21:14 UTC

31

No, tragically (Parks and Recreation)

No, tragically (Parks and Recreation) [#PandR #ParksAndRecreation]

1 Comment
2024/11/25
07:57 UTC

21

You're weird (Suits)

You're weird (Suits) [#Suits]

0 Comments
2024/11/24
08:40 UTC

17

I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men)

I feel sorry that your heart has become so small (Two And A Half Men) [#TwoAndAHalfMen]

0 Comments
2024/11/23
09:39 UTC

0

Are you guys hungry (New Girl)

Are you guys hungry (New Girl) [#NewGirl]

1 Comment
2024/11/22
10:48 UTC

37

It's bold (Silicon Valley)

It's bold (Silicon Valley) [#SiliconValley]

0 Comments
2024/11/21
11:43 UTC

14

Force it in as deep as you can (The Office)

Force it in as deep as you can (The Office) [#TheOffice]

1 Comment
2024/11/20
12:39 UTC

10

Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend (Two And A Half Men)

Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend (Two And A Half Men) [#TwoAndAHalfMen]

0 Comments
2024/11/18
14:41 UTC

52

there's no chance of that (Seinfeld)

there's no chance of that (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]

1 Comment
2024/11/17
14:31 UTC

14

Hipster (Seinfeld)

Hipster (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]

1 Comment
2024/11/15
14:31 UTC

9

Festivus (Seinfeld)

Festivus (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]

1 Comment
2024/11/06
15:45 UTC

2

Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship

Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship [#TheOffice]

0 Comments
2024/11/06
14:48 UTC

11

I must be liked

I must be liked

0 Comments
2024/11/03
14:29 UTC

15

Do you

Do you

0 Comments
2024/10/28
14:32 UTC

4

Fors it in as deep as you can

Fors it in as deep as you can

0 Comments
2024/10/26
14:40 UTC

6

I'm so sick of these people

I'm so sick of these people

0 Comments
2024/10/25
22:16 UTC

6

I've seen't it.

I've seen't it.

1 Comment
2024/10/21
14:42 UTC

1

Often I set and yearn

Often I set and yearn

1 Comment
2024/10/19
14:29 UTC

20

I love this couch

I love this couch

1 Comment
2024/10/16
14:33 UTC

53

I'm funny right? [Friends]

11 Comments
2024/08/14
05:16 UTC

20

War and hell [M*A*S*H]

2 Comments
2024/07/22
21:47 UTC

22

Why, god, why? [FRIENDS]

5 Comments
2024/07/17
23:10 UTC

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