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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

/r/TelevisionQuotes

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I'm Asian but I really find this scene funny (Modern Family)

I'm Asian but I really find this scene funny (Modern Family)

1 Comment
2025/02/02
21:00 UTC

15

Give me a Katy Perry song (Suits)

Give me a Katy Perry song (Suits)

0 Comments
2025/02/01
22:00 UTC

13

I spent the whole day talking (The Office)

I spent the whole day talking (The Office)

1 Comment
2025/01/31
23:06 UTC

29

Dude, you are going to love it (Always Sunny)

1 Comment
2025/01/31
20:08 UTC

11

Ron, would you like some salad (Parks and Recreation)

Ron, would you like some salad (Parks and Recreation)

1 Comment
2025/01/31
00:09 UTC

8

He said he doesn’t watch Stranger Things (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

He said he doesn’t watch Stranger Things (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

1 Comment
2025/01/30
01:02 UTC

13

Bev, stop with the crying (The Goldbergs)

Bev, stop with the crying (The Goldbergs)

2 Comments
2025/01/29
02:02 UTC

4

Til the end (Stranger Things)

Til the end (Stranger Things)

0 Comments
2025/01/28
03:00 UTC

14

Right around here (Silicon Valley)

Right around here (Silicon Valley)

0 Comments
2025/01/27
04:05 UTC

8

Are you picturing me... (Suits)

Are you picturing me... (Suits)

0 Comments
2025/01/26
05:01 UTC

13

I opened this place... (The Office)

I opened this place... (The Office)

1 Comment
2025/01/25
06:06 UTC

14

You can't escape destiny (New Girl)

You can't escape destiny (New Girl)

1 Comment
2025/01/24
07:06 UTC

24

All time favorite (Modern Family)

All time favorite (Modern Family)

1 Comment
2025/01/23
08:01 UTC

20

SLAP (The Office)

SLAP (The Office)

1 Comment
2025/01/22
09:02 UTC

23

confidence (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

confidence (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

1 Comment
2025/01/21
10:02 UTC

36

Every time a couple gets married (Parks and Recreation)

Every time a couple gets married (Parks and Recreation)

1 Comment
2025/01/20
11:08 UTC

4

With your face... (Veep)

With your face... (Veep)

2 Comments
2025/01/19
12:05 UTC

20

There's a typo in this crossword (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

There's a typo in this crossword (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

2 Comments
2025/01/18
13:00 UTC

16

Give a man a fish (Parks and Recreation)

Give a man a fish (Parks and Recreation)

1 Comment
2025/01/17
14:06 UTC

2

Another Man's Skin (Always Sunny)

Another Man's Skin (Always Sunny)

1 Comment
2025/01/16
15:15 UTC

14

I was just wondering (Suits)

I was just wondering (Suits)

0 Comments
2025/01/16
08:47 UTC

25

I don't get you (Seinfeld)

I don't get you (Seinfeld)

1 Comment
2025/01/15
16:04 UTC

26

That's like trying to use a croissant as a... (Veep)

That's like trying to use a croissant as a... (Veep)

1 Comment
2025/01/14
17:06 UTC

19

You know... (A. P. Bio)

You know... (A. P. Bio)

0 Comments
2025/01/13
18:00 UTC

21

I'm just bored(BoJack Horseman)

I'm just bored(BoJack Horseman)

0 Comments
2025/01/12
19:09 UTC

21

You’ll love again (How I Met Your Mother)

You’ll love again (How I Met Your Mother)

1 Comment
2025/01/11
20:02 UTC

15

My father’s whore (A. P. Bio)

My father’s whore (A. P. Bio)

0 Comments
2025/01/10
21:05 UTC

14

It's just me (Dexter)

It's just me (Dexter)

1 Comment
2025/01/09
22:03 UTC

12

I'm going with the jerk store (Seinfeld)

I'm going with the jerk store (Seinfeld)

1 Comment
2025/01/08
23:00 UTC

19

Well thank you (Arrested Development)

Well thank you (Arrested Development)

1 Comment
2025/01/08
00:04 UTC

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