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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

  1. Television Quotes
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    1

    Festivus (Seinfeld)

    Festivus (Seinfeld) [#Seinfeld]

    1 Comment
    2024/11/06
    15:45 UTC
    1

    Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship

    Turns out I can't even be in a pretend relationship [#TheOffice]

    0 Comments
    2024/11/06
    14:48 UTC
    9

    I must be liked

    I must be liked

    0 Comments
    2024/11/03
    14:29 UTC
    1

    Can anyone explain how customer service consisted of one person: Kelly Kapoor?

    Can anyone explain how customer service consisted of one person: Kelly Kapoor?

    1 Comment
    2024/10/31
    14:35 UTC
    13

    Do you

    Do you

    0 Comments
    2024/10/28
    14:32 UTC
    5

    Fors it in as deep as you can

    Fors it in as deep as you can

    0 Comments
    2024/10/26
    14:40 UTC
    6

    I'm so sick of these people

    I'm so sick of these people

    0 Comments
    2024/10/25
    22:16 UTC
    6

    I've seen't it.

    I've seen't it.

    1 Comment
    2024/10/21
    14:42 UTC
    1

    Often I set and yearn

    Often I set and yearn

    1 Comment
    2024/10/19
    14:29 UTC
    22

    I love this couch

    I love this couch

    1 Comment
    2024/10/16
    14:33 UTC
    51

    I'm funny right? [Friends]

    11 Comments
    2024/08/14
    05:16 UTC
    20

    War and hell [M*A*S*H]

    2 Comments
    2024/07/22
    21:47 UTC
    23

    Why, god, why? [FRIENDS]

    5 Comments
    2024/07/17
    23:10 UTC
    11

    My Surfboard, Surfboard [New Girl]

    1 Comment
    2024/06/23
    05:30 UTC
    13

    “I had to eat everything.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/05/18
    01:05 UTC
    22

    "Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" [Friends]

    2 Comments
    2024/05/08
    22:24 UTC
    8

    “MY SANDWICH?!” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/05/05
    18:06 UTC
    13

    “Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/05/02
    17:23 UTC
    12

    “Don’t be in one.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/27
    03:13 UTC
    18

    “She’s your lobster.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/21
    18:19 UTC
    19

    “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” [Friends]

    2 Comments
    2024/04/19
    19:31 UTC
    11

    “Gum would be perfection." [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/18
    03:35 UTC
    18

    Coffee [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/16
    22:09 UTC
    13

    “Welcome to the real world!" [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/16
    02:40 UTC
    28

    Moo [Friends]

    4 Comments
    2024/04/13
    17:48 UTC
    25

    How to pick a Chief of Staff [The West Wing]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/30
    02:59 UTC
    36

    I'd like some welfare please. [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/13
    19:34 UTC
    57

    Eric's Epic Burn [That 70's Show]

    2 Comments
    2024/02/29
    05:53 UTC
    26

    I'm cool as a cucumber [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/02/28
    17:52 UTC
    29

    Sweet Dee beat the system [Always Sunny]

    2 Comments
    2024/01/31
    20:08 UTC
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