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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

/r/TelevisionQuotes

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15

"Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/05/08
22:24 UTC

7

“MY SANDWICH?!” [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/05/05
18:06 UTC

14

“Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.” [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/05/02
17:23 UTC

9

“Don’t be in one.” [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/27
03:13 UTC

16

“She’s your lobster.” [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/21
18:19 UTC

17

“Could I be wearing any more clothes?” [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/19
19:31 UTC

10

“Gum would be perfection." [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/18
03:35 UTC

16

Coffee [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/16
22:09 UTC

10

“Welcome to the real world!" [Friends]

1 Comment
2024/04/16
02:40 UTC

26

Moo [Friends]

4 Comments
2024/04/13
17:48 UTC

22

How to pick a Chief of Staff [The West Wing]

1 Comment
2024/03/30
02:59 UTC

40

I'd like some welfare please. [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2024/03/13
19:34 UTC

56

Eric's Epic Burn [That 70's Show]

2 Comments
2024/02/29
05:53 UTC

26

I'm cool as a cucumber [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2024/02/28
17:52 UTC

29

Sweet Dee beat the system [Always Sunny]

2 Comments
2024/01/31
20:08 UTC

41

You paid a $1000 dollars... [FRIENDS]

3 Comments
2023/12/18
22:56 UTC

50

You guys been to Florida? [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2023/12/05
23:45 UTC

24

The Beeper King of NYC! [30 Rock]

1 Comment
2023/12/05
18:14 UTC

47

When 'The Office' cast can't keep it together... 😂[The office]

1 Comment
2023/12/02
22:40 UTC

7

Fish has been established [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2023/11/30
21:39 UTC

28

One of you... [Silicon Valley]

0 Comments
2023/11/30
19:29 UTC

32

I don't hate it [The Office]

1 Comment
2023/11/29
18:54 UTC

33

I went nuts [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2023/11/28
21:26 UTC

56

Your shoes [30 Rock]

2 Comments
2023/11/26
19:54 UTC

15

Touch me again and I’ll end you, in a non- criminal way- John Murphy. [The 100]

John Murphy has amazing lines but as of season 5, this one might be my favorite.

0 Comments
2023/11/25
18:50 UTC

21

Maybe I could take you out [Louie]

1 Comment
2023/11/24
20:34 UTC

2

Chickadee, dee, dee little birdy Let’s Dance [Always Sunny]

1 Comment
2023/11/20
13:03 UTC

74

Ron is a true romantic [Parks and Recreation]

1 Comment
2023/11/19
18:31 UTC

5

I got your sticky Bible [Always Sunny]

2 Comments
2023/11/18
19:02 UTC

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