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Quotes from all of your favorite television shows

  1. Television Quotes
  2. Movie Quotes
  3. Music Quotes
  4. Gaming Quotes
  5. What episode is that?

    6. Television Movie Music Gaming

    Post format must go as follows or will be removed Title [Show Name]

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    4

    “MY SANDWICH?!” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/05/05
    18:06 UTC
    13

    “Spit-on-your-neck fantastic.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/05/02
    17:23 UTC
    9

    “Don’t be in one.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/27
    03:13 UTC
    16

    “She’s your lobster.” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/21
    18:19 UTC
    16

    “Could I be wearing any more clothes?” [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/19
    19:31 UTC
    11

    “Gum would be perfection." [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/18
    03:35 UTC
    15

    Coffee [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/16
    22:09 UTC
    12

    “Welcome to the real world!" [Friends]

    1 Comment
    2024/04/16
    02:40 UTC
    24

    Moo [Friends]

    4 Comments
    2024/04/13
    17:48 UTC
    22

    How to pick a Chief of Staff [The West Wing]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/30
    02:59 UTC
    35

    I'd like some welfare please. [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/03/13
    19:34 UTC
    56

    Eric's Epic Burn [That 70's Show]

    2 Comments
    2024/02/29
    05:53 UTC
    28

    I'm cool as a cucumber [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2024/02/28
    17:52 UTC
    29

    Sweet Dee beat the system [Always Sunny]

    2 Comments
    2024/01/31
    20:08 UTC
    45

    You paid a $1000 dollars... [FRIENDS]

    3 Comments
    2023/12/18
    22:56 UTC
    52

    You guys been to Florida? [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/12/05
    23:45 UTC
    24

    The Beeper King of NYC! [30 Rock]

    1 Comment
    2023/12/05
    18:14 UTC
    47

    When 'The Office' cast can't keep it together... 😂[The office]

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0XTAJZsOR3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

    1 Comment
    2023/12/02
    22:40 UTC
    7

    Fish has been established [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/30
    21:39 UTC
    29

    One of you... [Silicon Valley]

    0 Comments
    2023/11/30
    19:29 UTC
    33

    I don't hate it [The Office]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/29
    18:54 UTC
    35

    I went nuts [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/28
    21:26 UTC
    63

    Your shoes [30 Rock]

    2 Comments
    2023/11/26
    19:54 UTC
    14

    Touch me again and I’ll end you, in a non- criminal way- John Murphy. [The 100]

    John Murphy has amazing lines but as of season 5, this one might be my favorite.

    0 Comments
    2023/11/25
    18:50 UTC
    22

    Maybe I could take you out [Louie]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/24
    20:34 UTC
    2

    Chickadee, dee, dee little birdy Let’s Dance [Always Sunny]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/20
    13:03 UTC
    67

    Ron is a true romantic [Parks and Recreation]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/19
    18:31 UTC
    5

    I got your sticky Bible [Always Sunny]

    2 Comments
    2023/11/18
    19:02 UTC
    33

    We're white dudes [Workaholics]

    1 Comment
    2023/11/18
    19:02 UTC
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