I'm a man with barely any hair, why do they keep shoving this in my face? And what has her pregnancy got to do with a damn hair straightener?

Can’t I just have normal chips that aren’t green and red??

Found in LAMF (cross posts or links not allowed)

Still delicious though

I've had this soup so so so many times and it just makes some popping noises, at worst. Guess it was bored today.

Temps really cold and was cuddling between the spokes near the warm brakes😆

When exactly did cod fish and chips start costing $20 at Red Robins? That's a $5 increase in less than 6 months.

They don't even cost this much at seafood restaurants.

Crazy crazy crazy

Some American women with an Gmail account close to mine periodically signs me up to her shit for atleast a decade. (I'm in Aus)

From classmates.com, dicks sporting goods, Visible sim cards to her kids basketball mailing list from the coach. You name it she's signed me up to them all.

The mailing list ones are the worst as no unsubscribe. Reply all with "please remove me, Im not even in your country" is ignored. So I start trolling it as way to get myself removed.

Also thanks to Visible and their shite security they've sent me her full name and address.

Just look at the hand, if you don't see the other signs first

Came out thick, rubbery and inedible 😭👌🏻✨

My dad died recently. He was young. It’s heartbreaking. We were extremely close. He married my stepmom only 7 years ago. I’m 29 and my stepsister is 21. My stepsister has been in away at college for the last 4 years, hours away. Now she lives 3 states away.

Point being- she only got a couple years with my dad. Which, I’m sure she loved him. He was the greatest guy I know. But I’m my dad’s daughter. He’s been my dad for 29 years, and he’s the only dad I’ll ever have. My stepsister has a dad that she still sees and talks to.

Yet, when he died my stepsister was a big part of his funeral. She got an entire song dedicated to just her, and we could only pick 6 songs. She sat in the front row right next to MY grandparents (my dad’s parents) and my stepmom, leaving me sitting a row over with my dad’s siblings. And honestly dad didn’t even like the girl that much she was very spoiled and entitled.

My stepmom was in charge of all this. My dad was a wealthy successful man, I have received not a dime. My step sister’s college has been paid in full by my dad, but that was before dad died. I don’t care about the money, at all so please don’t suggest I try and go after it.

What really pisses me off, was when my stepmom let me come over to look through my dad’s clothes and such, I got the scraps. She told me my stepsister got to look through it first. And I had been asking for weeks to come get some of his things. My step sister obviously cared more about the expensive things, lucky for me. I just wanted the stuff that smelled like my dad. Things I remember him wearing or using, but I still didn’t have as much to choose from as I had hoped. My stepmom didn’t even want to keep any of it that couldn’t be sold. They both post on Facebook about my dad like it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to them, but i see them in person all the time and they’re both perfectly fine. I know everyone shows grief differently though..

I know this post sounds so mean and bitter and I guess I am. I just miss my dad!

Where in the world is this mysterious cheese at?!

There's traces of chocolate in the plastic so it may have slipped inside the box somewhere else. I gave it a light shake but was worried it would dislodge the other chocolates.