My ovarian cyst was filled with hair

It's winter 2010 the doctor's and pharmacy's are shut. My gut and anus are infested with worms. The itching is unbearable. So I decided to do whatever I could to kill them and ease the itching. So I grabbed a bottle of david Beckham cologne and spray it on my asshole. It burned for a few minutes, but it worked i killed the bastards and 14 years later I haven't had them since. Modern problems require Modern solutions.

<div class="md"><p>It&#39;s winter 2010 the doctor&#39;s and pharmacy&#39;s are shut. My gut and anus are infested with worms. The itching is unbearable. So I decided to do whatever I could to kill them and ease the itching. So I grabbed a bottle of david Beckham cologne and spray it on my asshole. It burned for a few minutes, but it worked i killed the bastards and 14 years later I haven&#39;t had them since. Modern problems require Modern solutions.</p>
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Cologne & Threadworms

My best friends toenail that fell off, always joked about him being half insect with how chitinous it looks. It could be a shell belonging to a bigger creature!

<div class="md"><p>My best friends toenail that fell off, always joked about him being half insect with how chitinous it looks. It could be a shell belonging to a bigger creature!</p>
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My friends Toenail

My nail fell out

<div class="md"><p>Extra protein </p>
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Saw this at Walmart today

FIL finally left early this morning to go back to his actual home. Thankfully he threw out the stuff that was really disgusting but he still left me a mess to clean up. The floors feel absolutely disgusting. It's caked in dirt and whatever else. I'm actually kind of surprised at how clean his room is now. The smell is still horrendous despite having the windows open for several hours this morning. 

Oh yeah, that mop head in the first picture? He used to dip it into the toilet to mop his floor with and got mad at us when we told him it was gross. It did have a stick on it but he took it off and broke it to have drum sticks to hit the ground with. I never once saw him wash his hands the entire time he was here. 

I haven't inspected everything yet to see the state it's in. This was just a quick glance over. I'm scared to open my kids dresser drawers. 

<div class="md"><p>FIL finally left early this morning to go back to his actual home. Thankfully he threw out the stuff that was really disgusting but he still left me a mess to clean up. The floors feel absolutely disgusting. It&#39;s caked in dirt and whatever else. I&#39;m actually kind of surprised at how clean his room is now. The smell is still horrendous despite having the windows open for several hours this morning. </p>

<p>Oh yeah, that mop head in the first picture? He used to dip it into the toilet to mop his floor with and got mad at us when we told him it was gross. It did have a stick on it but he took it off and broke it to have drum sticks to hit the ground with. I never once saw him wash his hands the entire time he was here. </p>

<p>I haven&#39;t inspected everything yet to see the state it&#39;s in. This was just a quick glance over. I&#39;m scared to open my kids dresser drawers. </p>
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He actually cleaned up a bit

The washcloth was white. It's darker in person unfortunately. Second picture I'm
Hoping is just some type of soap. No clue what the third photo is but I do know he dug the container out of our apartment complexes dumpster as with several other things in his room. 

This is the guest bathroom as well as what is supposed to be our kids bathroom once FIL leaves (if he ever does) I haven't been in his room in a little over 2 months but have seen glimpses of it when he leaves his door open. It's way worse. 

<div class="md"><p>The washcloth was white. It&#39;s darker in person unfortunately. Second picture I&#39;m
Hoping is just some type of soap. No clue what the third photo is but I do know he dug the container out of our apartment complexes dumpster as with several other things in his room. </p>

<p>This is the guest bathroom as well as what is supposed to be our kids bathroom once FIL leaves (if he ever does) I haven&#39;t been in his room in a little over 2 months but have seen glimpses of it when he leaves his door open. It&#39;s way worse. </p>
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Just some things from my FILs bathroom 

This ad for bidets I just saw online.

Spat out a tonsil stone in the shape of an air pod.

plz enjoy my dads reptilian foot

Customer soap dispenser at the gas station bathroom 

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I was asked to post this here after posting on r/mildlyinteresting

The wall impressions of two guys who shared a room. One of them weighed 330 pounds. 

https://preview.redd.it/rng9p4kgopud1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd5105e3d845abd41ac02053e312453eccd17f61



<div class="md"><p><a href="https://preview.redd.it/rng9p4kgopud1.png?width=1536&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=fd5105e3d845abd41ac02053e312453eccd17f61">https://preview.redd.it/rng9p4kgopud1.png?width=1536&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=fd5105e3d845abd41ac02053e312453eccd17f61</a></p>
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Don't ask UberEat drivers to leave your food at the door if you live in the city

A small gift from my front scalp

My friends airpods

My gf saw some ear wax when looking in my ears. 30 min later I'm left with this

<div class="md"><p>My gf saw some ear wax when looking in my ears. 30 min later I&#39;m left with this</p>
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The amount of ear wax my gf got out of me

I removed the worm with a pair of tweezers so the mantis wouldn't eat it. She wasn't very happy with me. Then I sprayed it with rubbing alcohol and stomped on it on a hot sidewalk. 

Bonus disgust: I can't tell if that's grasshopper poo or just stomach contents in the mantis' mouth. 

<div class="md"><p>I removed the worm with a pair of tweezers so the mantis wouldn&#39;t eat it. She wasn&#39;t very happy with me. Then I sprayed it with rubbing alcohol and stomped on it on a hot sidewalk. </p>

<p>Bonus disgust: I can&#39;t tell if that&#39;s grasshopper poo or just stomach contents in the mantis&#39; mouth. </p>
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This mantis in my yard eating a grasshopper with a horsehair worm

Two years of a smoker's life

The urinals in our hotel in Delhi have little rugs under them.

I put this out 3 days ago...

Just opened the pack and ate a couple crackers. Corners were missing, so I assumed they were just broken. Looked for the crumbs in the package, only found a mouse chew hole. I just swallowed unfinished leftovers of an anonymous rodent. 

Found in a FB group… they had me in the first half I’m not gonna lie 

<div class="md"><p>Found in a FB group… they had me in the first half I’m not gonna lie </p>
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….Mayo? Brutha EW

We had to get a new mattress when grandparents died. 

<div class="md"><p>We had to get a new mattress when grandparents died. </p>
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The dust under a bed that wasn’t moved for 37 years.

I was gonna feed my cat when I saw something moving. They're on the floor too. Worried that my cat somehow ate fly eggs :/

<div class="md"><p>I was gonna feed my cat when I saw something moving. They&#39;re on the floor too. Worried that my cat somehow ate fly eggs :/</p>
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Tiny fly larvae on my cat's food

This “Mildlyinteresting” post…

The second coming is upon us

[https://imgur.com/a/hhMyjcz](https://imgur.com/a/hhMyjcz)

<div class="md"><p><a href="https://imgur.com/a/hhMyjcz">https://imgur.com/a/hhMyjcz</a></p>
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This ad placement

I couldn't post this as a comment, so I had to make a whole new post instead.

<div class="md"><p>I couldn&#39;t post this as a comment, so I had to make a whole new post instead.</p>
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Follow up.

I guess this qualifies as mildly disgusting? At least I hope so.

<div class="md"><p>I guess this qualifies as mildly disgusting? At least I hope so.</p>
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Dislocated finger

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