/r/dadjokes
Welcome!
This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.
To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.
It's about how the joke is delivered.
Hello and welcome to r/dadjokes!
Only self-posts are allowed. However, you may still link to images within the self-post if the image is relevant.
A couple of suggestions to follow:
Leave the punchline out of the title!
Preferred to be a joke an actual father said, but not required.
Tag [NSFW] or [NSFL] if ever necessary.
Remember to edit out any personal information that could lead to identifying people in real life. This includes, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook/twitter/instagram screenshots.
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One was a Vampire and the other a Leech, guess who stuck around? Not the Vampire, cause I had garlic on the breath. The Leech is still with me as I type this bad joke out.
…it said on the car “to protect and to swerve.”
Because he’s from Ingland.
I guess he got cold feet.
but an optimist is only 2 people away from a threesome
And we know that the most common copper ore is chalcopyrite. Then I think we can conclude that the Jingle Bell Rock is most likely chalcopyrite
I said "You just have to beleif!"
Because he was squared of him
He said, “Roll.”
She doesn't even smile in photos
Abalone sandwich.
It worked at first but then it went sideways...
Wooden start
Bob Hop
You get a speeding ticket.
Crosswords 🥁
They only carry the bear necessities
Because it’s not cool.
Dead bull
I said, “K, so?”
It's a really Gru-some way to go.
A cat and a dog are talking to each other, and the cat asks, “What good have you done with your life?”
DOG: “Oh, I make my master happy! I bring him his ball when he throws it; I lick his face to say goodnight; I sit when he tells me to ‘sit!’ What about you, cat?”
CAT: “You’re sitting in my chair.”
Wooden start
It canned.
and was immediately disqualified from the limbo contest.
Because it's Ill-Egal
It’s a trap!
He ran somewhere.
but German kids are Kinder.
Would it be lop-ular?