/r/cleanjokes
For those of you who are either easily offended or just like clean jokes.
also check out /r/cleandadjokes
Try to keep your jokes as clean and non-offensive as possible. Other than that, have fun with it! =D
Your basic "mild" curse words (damn, hell) are fine, provided they are necessary for the joke Please report anything you see that you feel shouldn't be here.
If you think your post was caught by the spam filter, let us know. We usually catch them pretty fast, but we may not.
Related subreddits:
/r/meanjokes (beware, this one and /r/Jokesuncensored are the exact opposite of this community. If you're here because you don't like offensive jokes, these are probably not for you!)
/r/cleanjokes
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Wandering in the desert I thought I saw a Mitsubishi Mirage..
…But it was just a Caravan.
21:19 UTC
How are an oasis and a sandstorm alike in a desert?
They're both a sight for sore eyes.
19:02 UTC
What do you call a dinosaur that's about to tell a funny joke?
Pre-hysterical
17:22 UTC
Why was the young ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
17:20 UTC
What kind of bug can you wear?
A yellow jacket.
17:19 UTC
What do you get when you cross a nun’s outfit with a fish?
A Halibut.
16:13 UTC
What do you call two tornados that look exactly alike?
Dopplergangers
15:25 UTC
More doctors are confirming studies that it is best to refrain from allowing young adults to play American football…
at the risk that they may be drafted by the NY Jets.
14:57 UTC
Did you hear about the albino actor who always suffered from muscle stiffness?
He was cast in a movie...
11:42 UTC
If someone is talking behind your back...
then fart.
08:09 UTC
Why is a stream of ships called a parade?
They are all floats
07:09 UTC
What do you call it when the crew gives their Captain the Silent Treatment?
A Muteny
19:51 UTC
I wanted to marry a carbon-14 expert.
All she wanted was to do was date
19:03 UTC
Moses spoke to a burning bush but how did it catch fire in the first place?
A match made in heaven
17:18 UTC
How many mushrooms does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They prefer to stay in the dark.
16:57 UTC
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
14:53 UTC
How many Strawman does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but the light bulb is fine where is your fuse box?
11:17 UTC
I'd say the easiest Boy Scout patch to earn is the Matt Damon Merit Badge.
You get it just for being Bourne.
03:25 UTC
Store I bought some furniture from said they were going to repossess my recliner...
But I won't stand for it.
02:41 UTC
Now's the time to buy angel wings...
I hear they're on Clarence...
01:09 UTC
My Legos were broken, so I took them to the Doctor and asked how to fix them.
Turns out they need plastic surgery.
14:32 UTC
A lot of Mexicans are anxious and frustrated about trying to cross the border.
They are really “climbing the walls.”
13:42 UTC
How do Billboards talk?
Sign language
13:22 UTC
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
13:21 UTC
Why did the moron think he did great after taking a month to solve a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle?
On the box it said 2 to 4 years.
07:02 UTC
I'm really tired of people who complain about the price of everything...
$2.00 for a cup of coffee
$3.00 for coat check
$4.00 an hour for parking
I'm just going to stop inviting them to my house.
23:07 UTC
I wish the people in New Jersey would shut-up about the UFOs they see at night.
Do they have to DRONE on and on and on…
21:57 UTC
What do you call a yeti with a six pack?
The Abdominal Snowman
15:12 UTC
I came home and asked my wife "Why is there an egg on the front porch, and an egg in the backyard?"
She said "the recipe told me to separate 2 eggs"
13:02 UTC
Why do mom kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside.
13:00 UTC