/r/3amjokes

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/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.

Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.

Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?

submit your insomniac dad jokes today

/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"

Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.

Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?

TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.

Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.

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/r/3amjokes

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2

what do you call a honeymoon cruise?

a relation ship.

0 Comments
2024/04/19
20:16 UTC

3

What do you call it when you kill your former lover?

Ex-termination

1 Comment
2024/04/19
19:14 UTC

12

What do you call parents who adopt a child when still a fetus?

Early-access parents.

0 Comments
2024/04/19
18:54 UTC

18

What instrument may inflict pain when used?

Violins

1 Comment
2024/04/19
18:28 UTC

4

Why are righties better than lefties?

Because lefties can’t wrighty.

1 Comment
2024/04/19
18:26 UTC

1

My friend told me he has a hard time making it from Monday to Sunday.

I said don't be such a weekling.

0 Comments
2024/04/19
18:19 UTC

16

I would never race against Usain Bolt

I wouldn't want to be called a racist when if I win

1 Comment
2024/04/19
17:16 UTC

1

Where do you get a degree in farting?

At TBI (Taco Bell InstiToot)

1 Comment
2024/04/19
17:15 UTC

0

Never feed a Russian after midnight or get a Russian wet cause...

They are kremlins

0 Comments
2024/04/19
16:50 UTC

34

what's hairy, round, have more than 1 and lives under a long thing?

coconuts

4 Comments
2024/04/19
16:39 UTC

11

Why is Jesus fucking Christ?

Because you're going to hell.

2 Comments
2024/04/19
16:20 UTC

199

What's the band that doesn't sing

Dis-band

45 Comments
2024/04/19
15:55 UTC

5

What do you call Kai Cenat if he was a wrestler?

John Cena-t

0 Comments
2024/04/19
12:15 UTC

36

What do you call a big case

Case-oh

3 Comments
2024/04/19
12:14 UTC

129

Why did Jesus hate basketball?

Cause he got double crossed

27 Comments
2024/04/19
11:38 UTC

15

Which restaurant do seniors protest at the most?

Raising Canes

1 Comment
2024/04/19
10:34 UTC

116

A Punjabi guy was hit by a truck

His name was Pindundarjeep

14 Comments
2024/04/19
08:34 UTC

77

What's the reverse order of weekdays?

Syadkeew.

6 Comments
2024/04/19
08:13 UTC

10

Why are the pyramids of Giza and the pyramid of Djoser not related?

Djoser is a step pyramid.

0 Comments
2024/04/19
07:38 UTC

7

A sex worker bit the inside of my ass

Prostatetooth

5 Comments
2024/04/19
06:36 UTC

76

What's the silliest tool?

A machete, because they're whacky

16 Comments
2024/04/19
01:28 UTC

29

Did you hear about the duck arrested for selling drugs?

Sources say it was quack

12 Comments
2024/04/18
23:30 UTC

264

Why's dating construction workers a bad idea?

They screw, They nut, They bolt

22 Comments
2024/04/18
23:00 UTC

18

It's much better to watch a stripper emerge from a cake...

Than the other way around...

8 Comments
2024/04/18
22:34 UTC

10

Did you hear about the dentist working at TSA?

He does the cavity searches

3 Comments
2024/04/18
22:09 UTC

0

Do you know why turtle are fat

Because they can’t fasting

4 Comments
2024/04/18
21:23 UTC

34

The worst thing about safe words is....

...trying to say them through the ball gag

11 Comments
2024/04/18
21:21 UTC

95

What did the Duck say to the Cow?

“Duck you and MOOOve away from my pond!”

16 Comments
2024/04/18
21:20 UTC

206

Why are prisoners dumb?

They're single-celled organisms

16 Comments
2024/04/18
18:43 UTC

17

I had this dream where I had no mass

Head in my hands,I was like 0mg

1 Comment
2024/04/18
17:44 UTC

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