/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
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Sidebar last updated: Jan 23rth 2021
/r/3amjokes
Where the toilet is? I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn't know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness. I just realised, ur all probably yanks, so when I say pants I mean underwear. I'm from the UK. Lot of history the UK has. What about your place, do you have much?
I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.
I'd be muffin without you.
Peter Parker
LDS for LSD
I'll meet you at the corner! π§±π
Because he was outstanding in his field, but she just wanted to plow with every other crop!
NACHO CHEESE...
You will be mist...
I feel really used.
If you touch them enough they ink
They already have that show: Orange vs the New Black.
Because they're hard drugs.
Two weeks after he went blind, his guide dog went deaf.
Because when he passed his parents room he heard his father say to his mother "I'm eating that pussy when the kid goes to school."
Tulips
Edit: I didn't know a pussy has 2 lips lmao.
He replied: Because every girl I date ends by asking me if I wanna ride her, not to give her a drive.
Officer (after checking my ID): Whaaaaat? Is that your real last name?
Yes, I've changed it last year. I wanted it to match my e-mail account password.
To which Liam replied "away sis!".
Like for the most recent one for example, we were at a fancy restaurant and everything was going so well. But right before we started eating, she out of the blue asked me to have sex with a short girl. I was shocked and left immediately! I canβt believe someone I just met would tell me to bone a petite!
Of course I'm stepping on you, you're flat
You can see his FOMO in the mouth
He feels harrised.
With 18 carrots! π₯π₯ ππ
I guess she was mist-taken
The breast case scenario
Core-all
They blow the place.
One looks up the family tree, the other looks up the family bush.
Well, that is if memory serves me right.
Zombie Acropolis