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/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.

Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.

Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?

submit your insomniac dad jokes today

/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"

Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.

Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?

TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.

Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.

Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.

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/r/3amjokes

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4

I saw a police car and the cop was obviously drunk but that’s ok because…

…it said on the car “to protect and to swerve.”

0 Comments
2024/12/02
01:05 UTC

18

Which disability group has the most bigots?

Blind people, because they’re a bunch of not-sees.

6 Comments
2024/12/02
00:32 UTC

3

What insult does the gamer Mexican use ?

El bozo

0 Comments
2024/12/02
00:27 UTC

1

It's World AIDS Day (W.A.D.)!

Today, December 1st, is World AIDS Day (W.A.D.)!

As an Ancient San Francisco Leather Queer with AIDS (34 years and counting!),

let me be the first to wish you a Very Happy WAD!

(and be sure to shoot yours before midnight tonight or it won't count!) 😂

0 Comments
2024/12/02
00:24 UTC

9

Why did the light bulb go to therapy?

Because it was feeling burned out!

8 Comments
2024/12/02
00:00 UTC

5

Which uniform gives you carpets?

A has-mat suit

2 Comments
2024/12/01
23:50 UTC

45

My grandad died at exactly 3:45pm, and at precisely the same time his grandfather clock stopped.

That's when it fell on top of him.

1 Comment
2024/12/01
22:32 UTC

3

I was gonna tell a joke about Broken Pencil

But then I thought it will be Pointeless

2 Comments
2024/12/01
22:15 UTC

7

No, you're not a ho.

Idaho.

1 Comment
2024/12/01
21:37 UTC

2

Where did Perica went after the explosion.

All over the place

3 Comments
2024/12/01
21:29 UTC

39

What do you call the line between sex and making love?

The finish line!

5 Comments
2024/12/01
21:05 UTC

2

Insomniac's worst nightmare

They never have one

0 Comments
2024/12/01
20:13 UTC

0

Why does Sick Egal have difficulties crossing borders ?

Because it's Ill-Egal

2 Comments
2024/12/01
18:26 UTC

1

Any questions?

Um, yes, are you going to finish that croissant?

0 Comments
2024/12/01
17:44 UTC

40

What do you call multiple females?

Twomen.

12 Comments
2024/12/01
16:22 UTC

15

Why did the pencil get in trouble at school?

Because it was always drawing attention!

16 Comments
2024/12/01
14:38 UTC

8

What’s the best way to catch a rabbit?

Hide up a tree and make carrot noises

4 Comments
2024/12/01
14:36 UTC

47

What do you call a large piece of tree with one speaker?

A mono-log

11 Comments
2024/12/01
12:13 UTC

0

whats the difference between an eagle and the american flag

the pole

0 Comments
2024/12/01
09:47 UTC

543

Instead of naming my son Drew, I named him Driew.

It's only weird if you say it backwards.

24 Comments
2024/12/01
09:29 UTC

9

my kuwaiti friend hasn't heard about the latest pop culture craze

because he lives under iraq

2 Comments
2024/12/01
09:27 UTC

8

Which movie is based off magic in the 5th month?

The May-tricks

2 Comments
2024/12/01
08:46 UTC

5

What can a therapist and a pilot taking off say

It’s only up from here

0 Comments
2024/12/01
08:42 UTC

0

When Chuck Norris plays the guitar and banjo together they gave birth to hid daughter Amanda Lynn,

because even musical instruments bow down to his greatness.

3 Comments
2024/12/01
03:23 UTC

0

What do you get when you cross a fox with a lion?

Nah they just don’t breed

1 Comment
2024/12/01
00:46 UTC

0

What do you call when you do the deed during December 25?

It's Christsmash

3 Comments
2024/12/01
00:31 UTC

67

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Because it was always sweeping during class! 🧹

17 Comments
2024/11/30
23:59 UTC

26

Someone took our baby!

We're searching every crook and nanny.

4 Comments
2024/11/30
23:49 UTC

3

Have a hard time remembering a very good Vietnamese restaurant I went to

I think it was called “Pho Get”

2 Comments
2024/11/30
23:33 UTC

6

What language to irish lizards speak?.

Scalic

2 Comments
2024/11/30
23:14 UTC

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