/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
| Rule | Explanation |
|---|---|
| 1. Be civil | Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated. |
| 2. Follow Reddit's rules | This includes reddiquette and all sitewide rules that can be found here |
| 3. No spam | Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed. |
| 4. No promoting targeted hate | racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned. |
Related subreddits:
- /r/Punny
- /r/3AMThoughts
- /r/antijokes
- /r/cleanjokes
- /r/dadjokes
- /r/mommajokes
- /r/NeuralJokes
- /r/oneliners/
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Sidebar last updated: Jan 23rth 2021
/r/3amjokes
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What is moving from one place to another and getting hurt when leaving?
A trip.
02:03 UTC
What is the act of stealing fish?
Fin-esse
01:59 UTC
How did the 3 fish react to the boat on top of them?
O-ME-GAAAAA
01:57 UTC
What is sweet but can also rap?
M&M
01:54 UTC
what is common between a bar and prison?
one who goes there once, can’t avoid going there again
23:46 UTC
what is common between a monkey and a coin?
head and tail
23:45 UTC
What's yellow and blue and sits on the bottom of a pool?
A baby with burst floaties.
23:42 UTC
What do you call a french guy wearing slippers?
Philipe Philoppe
23:25 UTC
You know how some fruits are non-binary?
How do you like them apples?
23:19 UTC
I love dividing by zero.
It gives me a good feeling that I can’t define.
22:32 UTC
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Since when did this become a group project?
Since most of us introverts are on Reddit, the screen on our phone is plenty of light. [This too is an acceptable answer 🤔.]
21:42 UTC
What do you call an Ewok Jedi?
Forcekin
21:28 UTC
What's a dead giveaway that a mute person is dyslexic?
They use their two hands to make the V sign.
21:16 UTC
What's the equivalent of a patriotic person who's willing to die for an Idea?
an Idiotic person.
21:13 UTC
Why everyone was impatient to start this chinese year?
Because it dragon tolong
20:57 UTC
Father: Why do you always say not clean, not pure, not neat instead of just saying dirty?
Son: Teacher told us not to use dirty word any longer.
20:29 UTC
Why do gardeners often have diarrhea?
They SOIL themselves
19:45 UTC
Why does a squirrel have its tail in the back?
Cause theres a squirrel blocking the front
19:41 UTC
Why don't programmers like nature?
Because it has too many bugs.
19:28 UTC
I promised to put $10 in a box every time I tell a lie. After a month the box remained empty!
Because I was lying about the $10.
19:25 UTC
Upvote this post and…
Nothing just upvote this I need karma
17:42 UTC
How do you flirt with a hot wheelchair girl?
Want to go on a walk, hot wheels?
17:25 UTC
I bought my shoes from a drug dealer down the street..
Idk what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
17:06 UTC
"you know, doing a prostate exam isn't so unconfortable after all" i said while on the exam
"hahaha! that's true, what isn't true is i be a medic!"
16:51 UTC
What do you call a Canadian Greek Life?
A Sorry-rity.
16:41 UTC
What do you call it when a group of Caucasians are being very loud?
White noise.
16:10 UTC
Don't take Viagra at 69, cause if you die
Cause you Die Hard 69
15:52 UTC
What insects are on melons?
Boob bees
15:35 UTC
Why is it hard to research on the occult?
Because it's diff-occult.
15:11 UTC
why was 10 afraid of 7?
because 7-8-9 : seven-ate-nine and became 16!
13:28 UTC