/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
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|---|---|
| 1. Be civil | Remember the human behind the keyboard and try to treat others as you would prefer to be treated. |
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| 3. No spam | Pretty straightforward, don't spam. If your post gets caught in the spam filter please message the mods and it will be fixed. |
| 4. No promoting targeted hate | racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned. |
Related subreddits:
- /r/Punny
- /r/3AMThoughts
- /r/antijokes
- /r/cleanjokes
- /r/dadjokes
- /r/mommajokes
- /r/NeuralJokes
- /r/oneliners/
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Sidebar last updated: Jan 23rth 2021
/r/3amjokes
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What is the female version of the name soliman
Soliwomam
13:39 UTC
she is poor and horny: she sucks dicks for bus money
and then walk anyway.
13:24 UTC
I was in a band named The Hinges
We opened for the doors
12:52 UTC
my penis is non newtonian
it gets hard when punched
12:00 UTC
Pigs who go abroad.
What do you call a pig that goes to live in another country? An emigrunt.
10:36 UTC
It’s time to share things like this online now that I’m 18
body solid
08:28 UTC
What do you call a guy that has two cocks?
I don’t know but he definitely wakes up first thing in the morning…
07:28 UTC
What's the biggest error you have ever made?
A fat-al error.
06:05 UTC
How do pimps earn commission?
A find-her fee
03:50 UTC
Which country obviously makes people disappear?
You-gone-duh
03:44 UTC
Which army officers are least involved with government?
Privates
03:08 UTC
Woke comedy doesn't work at all...
It always fail to deliver. Like a pregnant feminist.
02:59 UTC
Which breath freshener helps you leave?
A depart-mint
02:11 UTC
I don't trust anything going on in the aquariums
Something is fishy about them
01:04 UTC
Why do dinner mistakes cause atrocities?
Gee…no-side
22:00 UTC
Why shouldn’t you sign contracts during Christmas?
There’s usually a hidden CLAUSE
21:02 UTC
My germaphobic friend doesn’t want to travel with me.
I don’t know what problem he has with Germ many?
20:57 UTC
What do you call an arrogant pony on drugs?
A high horse.
18:52 UTC
My buddy told me he can manifest poop from thin air.
I told him he can't just make shit up.
16:25 UTC
What is Essex?
Essex is what Espanish people do to make babies 👶🏻
13:02 UTC
Why did the Mesozoic period not have a single Assosaurus?
Try-zero-tops
07:26 UTC
What is the most popular fish in the ocean?
The Starfish.
03:03 UTC
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit were pooping next to each other in the forest. Mr. Bear commented, “Mr. Rabbit I hate when poo sticks to my fur, do you ever have trouble with poo sticking to your fur? Mr. Rabbit disgusted replied, “no Mr. Bear I absolutely do not!”
So Mr. Bear grabbed Mr. Rabbit and wiped his ass with him… 💩 🐰
02:54 UTC
I still remember losing my virginity on the 21st night of September ...
...It was nothing but girth, wind, and fire xD
00:27 UTC
I was out drinking with the boys last night and came home so drunk that I blew Chunks…
I woke up the next day with a bad headache and remembered that I had to take Chunks to the vet for his shots and then to the groomer after.
21:36 UTC
What exercise knocks the wind out of you the most?
Burpees.
21:31 UTC
JCTVITOO
Hi, I am sharing "RICK_JAMES_Give_It_To_Me_Baby_1981
18:04 UTC
My friend, whenever he is sad, he calls a hooker.
Intrusive thots?
17:38 UTC
My penis joined a club.
He's a member.
17:35 UTC
What do you call a milk smoothie from New York?
A Harlem Shake
17:19 UTC