/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
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|---|---|
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| 4. No promoting targeted hate | racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned. |
Related subreddits:
- /r/Punny
- /r/3AMThoughts
- /r/antijokes
- /r/cleanjokes
- /r/dadjokes
- /r/mommajokes
- /r/NeuralJokes
- /r/oneliners/
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/r/3amjokes
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Why do people with loose muscles exaggerate their stories?
It’s a stretch
02:36 UTC
Why was the chicken running around screaming?
It needed to go to the bathroom
02:10 UTC
Why do soldiers get a second dessert when they leave battle?
Re-treat
01:46 UTC
I hired a mute person to run for me whose pronouns are it/its
it goes without saying
00:55 UTC
Man goes to the library help desk and asks where the self-help booka are located.
Librarian tells him that would defeat the purpose and walks away.
00:25 UTC
Why did the polar bear go to the doctor?
Because it had a 'coughin' floe!
00:07 UTC
What do you call a bird with a crooked spine?
CROWliosis
00:04 UTC
Someone said that guys beat their meat as much or more than they brush their teeth
Well, yeah, who the hell brushes their teeth 9 times a day?
23:53 UTC
I’ve been reading a lot about the afterlife.
The only thing I know for sure is, I’ll be dying to know what happens next!
23:33 UTC
What do hygiene breaks and potty breaks have in common?
They’re both weed infused
23:02 UTC
My friend told me all about his summer break and all his vacation. I was going to give him a party invite but he just wouldn't shut up. What did I not end up giving him?
a shit
18:11 UTC
What's the bottom of the US military?
Sub-marines.
18:00 UTC
What do you call smoking from a penis
A dong rip 🍆🍃
17:15 UTC
I often fantasize about sleeping.
But it's just a dream.
16:39 UTC
I just came across my husband’s Tinder profile, and I am so angry about his lies.
He is not “fun to be around!”
16:35 UTC
When I went to a restaurant and ordered some soup, I was shocked to find a leaf in my food!
I asked the waiter what that was but got really confused by his answer. He just kept saying “Yanny”.
16:15 UTC
I'm really good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed!
14:55 UTC
Dogs are so easily fascinated.
They can spend so long on such silly amusements.
Why, I once watched a dog chase her tail for ten whole minutes!
14:28 UTC
What’s the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig tossed off a balcony?
One’s a heated yam, the other’s a yeeted ham
14:18 UTC
Boys who think with the head "down-under" get a bad rap.
After all, 2 heads are better than 1.
08:50 UTC
What type of ammo does a drug dealer use in their shotgun?
Cone shells
08:21 UTC
In southeast Asia, people find Kung Fu Panda so funny, they get a lung disease from laughing so much.
They call it, the Thai-Lung
08:11 UTC
What is synonym of which thing?
Yes, it is.
08:05 UTC
Why is sickness possible with USPS?
May-ill
04:26 UTC
Which cones make you happy drunk?
Fun-ills
04:23 UTC
What do you call a tiger with glasses on?
A scientist tiger
02:02 UTC
Is your name nobody?
Because everyone’s been saying you love me since I was 5
01:57 UTC
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
01:26 UTC
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know which one comes first.
23:57 UTC
Which clothing store releases the most greenhouse gases?
Coals
22:39 UTC