/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
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Sidebar last updated: Jan 23rth 2021
/r/3amjokes
Her last words: “think of me when you masturbate.”
The worker said sorry we stop everyJuan and ask for a receipt
...though some might argue he keeps slicing the ball...
James Vagabond.
I feeeeeel soooooo crappy just like I said.
two or three more shots from the cannon should do the trick
Hi Ho Hi Hum
Her name is Brum
Love is great when you fall
out of a cannon
(Puts on helmet climbs in) Ahh Home safe home!
Gee I hope I don't realize all the holes....
shoots out at a Costco
That's what this is about right? No? (flying like superman) hmmm then I guess I offer a wide selection of stuff? No? Uhh How silly to love hey look a bird
Bird "view of the stars is sweaty"
The End
OK game the football player said walking. His curiosity for George had made him retire from being a mime. He brought his hammer down on the anvil and sparks shot out. It was his second job. From eely all form a train and he penned out all his thoughts. Thank you.
He shaved his life
Worse was.. Newcomers Anonymous, had no mentors or coffee.
Hey Chris I... Whoa! I'm like super lost already!
Chirs: here lick this frog I did
(Is it already time for....lick this frog?) uh ok (licks frog)
Chris: it does nothing
Frog ( wait I thought I was the cure.... I guess its just love)
🖕
He didn’t have just one, he was a fan of chocolate, strawberry and vanilla.
I threw some footwear at my Canadian friend
He asked "What's That aBoot?
I said "Yes"
Because the road crossed the chicken first and the chicken never learned to handle negative emotions constructively and responded to the road being cross by acting out and irritating the road in turn which is what my father always did with my mother and now I find myself doing to my partner in a vicious cycle I fear repeating with my own children if we ever decide to have some but with the current housing market and impending WW3 and the environment going to shit we probably shouldn't and why can't I sleep please let me sleep this has gone on for long enough already
292.15°Kelvin
Because their hind-sight is 20/20
That was TentaCruel & unusual punishment
!A sob-ling cri-sis!<
A pee nut.
Spree paint
"I want to speak to the task manager!"
JAZZIE!
It was a lucky shot.
I hardly know him!
She was always very upset due to this. Whenever they would kiss or hug or do whatever together the hairs were always a nuisance. They had tried a lot of ways to fix it. Finally she decided to meet the best gardener of the city. The gardener was very professional and had maintained the lawns of all the big celebrities in the city. He was an expert in his job. The girl married the gardener and went on to live a happy life.
Its a neverending story.
That guy sure knew MDMMA!
They're crackheads!
Lamblasted.
I gathered too much food at a cost a daily weed.
here mouse have some food
mouse pretending to be blind with sunglasses 'thanks, you know my uncle was in the FDA, accomplishment.
Just-in!