/r/3amjokes
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation.
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
submit your insomniac dad jokes today
/r/3amjokes - for all the stupid humor of sleep deprivation. "So bad, its good"
Have you been up for longer than a normal human being can operate? Good.
Have you just laughed at a joke that wouldn't be funny otherwise?
TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. NOW.
Jokes should be stupid, nonsensical, and more or less unfunny at any point before sleep deprivation kicks in. Think of dad jokes for insomniacs.
Try to avoid longform jokes or reposts of jokes that have been posted within the last month. Posting jokes from other subs is allowed.
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|---|---|
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| 4. No promoting targeted hate | racism, misogyny, bigotry will not be tolerated to any extent. users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned. |
Related subreddits:
- /r/Punny
- /r/3AMThoughts
- /r/antijokes
- /r/cleanjokes
- /r/dadjokes
- /r/mommajokes
- /r/NeuralJokes
- /r/oneliners/
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/r/3amjokes
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I saw a police car and the cop was obviously drunk but that’s ok because…
…it said on the car “to protect and to swerve.”
01:05 UTC
Which disability group has the most bigots?
Blind people, because they’re a bunch of not-sees.
00:32 UTC
What insult does the gamer Mexican use ?
El bozo
00:27 UTC
It's World AIDS Day (W.A.D.)!
Today, December 1st, is World AIDS Day (W.A.D.)!
As an Ancient San Francisco Leather Queer with AIDS (34 years and counting!),
let me be the first to wish you a Very Happy WAD!
(and be sure to shoot yours before midnight tonight or it won't count!) 😂
00:24 UTC
Why did the light bulb go to therapy?
Because it was feeling burned out!
00:00 UTC
Which uniform gives you carpets?
A has-mat suit
23:50 UTC
My grandad died at exactly 3:45pm, and at precisely the same time his grandfather clock stopped.
That's when it fell on top of him.
22:32 UTC
I was gonna tell a joke about Broken Pencil
But then I thought it will be Pointeless
22:15 UTC
No, you're not a ho.
Idaho.
21:37 UTC
Where did Perica went after the explosion.
All over the place
21:29 UTC
What do you call the line between sex and making love?
The finish line!
21:05 UTC
Insomniac's worst nightmare
They never have one
20:13 UTC
Why does Sick Egal have difficulties crossing borders ?
Because it's Ill-Egal
18:26 UTC
Any questions?
Um, yes, are you going to finish that croissant?
17:44 UTC
What do you call multiple females?
Twomen.
16:22 UTC
Why did the pencil get in trouble at school?
Because it was always drawing attention!
14:38 UTC
What’s the best way to catch a rabbit?
Hide up a tree and make carrot noises
14:36 UTC
What do you call a large piece of tree with one speaker?
A mono-log
12:13 UTC
whats the difference between an eagle and the american flag
the pole
09:47 UTC
Instead of naming my son Drew, I named him Driew.
It's only weird if you say it backwards.
09:29 UTC
my kuwaiti friend hasn't heard about the latest pop culture craze
because he lives under iraq
09:27 UTC
Which movie is based off magic in the 5th month?
The May-tricks
08:46 UTC
What can a therapist and a pilot taking off say
It’s only up from here
08:42 UTC
When Chuck Norris plays the guitar and banjo together they gave birth to hid daughter Amanda Lynn,
because even musical instruments bow down to his greatness.
03:23 UTC
What do you get when you cross a fox with a lion?
Nah they just don’t breed
00:46 UTC
What do you call when you do the deed during December 25?
It's Christsmash
00:31 UTC
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class! 🧹
23:59 UTC
Someone took our baby!
We're searching every crook and nanny.
23:49 UTC
Have a hard time remembering a very good Vietnamese restaurant I went to
I think it was called “Pho Get”
23:33 UTC
What language to irish lizards speak?.
Scalic
23:14 UTC