/r/MommaJokes

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What did our moms do to deserve these kind of insults? A community devoted to sharing the newest, most innovative, and classic jokes about your mom.

A place to let the insults fly about the most/least loved person.

Rules:

  • Use flairs when posting? That'll never happen.

  • Punchline goes in the text box

  • Momma jokes only

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4,113 Subscribers

31

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad

5 Comments
2022/02/06
20:13 UTC
6

Yo momma so thicc and hot

She is the core of earth

0 Comments
2022/02/02
15:09 UTC
12

Yo momma so fat when she farts earthquake alarms go off.

0 Comments
2021/12/06
00:52 UTC
8

Yo mama farts are measured using exponents, Dobson units, and Beaufort level.

0 Comments
2021/12/05
21:00 UTC
21

Yo momma so fat

she eats her meals off tectonic plates.

0 Comments
2021/12/05
14:15 UTC
0

Your mother is so fat that ...

Michelle Obama had her arrested.

0 Comments
2021/11/03
00:51 UTC
4

Yo momma so ugly not even Thanos can booty clap her away

1 Comment
2021/10/15
04:28 UTC
14

yo momma so stupid..

she tried to steal free samples

1 Comment
2021/08/12
19:48 UTC
15

Your mommas so fat, when she was in school.....

She sat next to everybody

3 Comments
2021/07/28
20:30 UTC
11

Your momma so fat...

She's constantly beside herself.

0 Comments
2021/06/30
22:09 UTC
19

Yo momma so fat...

after sex she smokes a ham.

1 Comment
2021/06/14
22:56 UTC
13

Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck

0 Comments
2021/04/08
17:53 UTC
14

Yo momma so ugly,

she put her face in dough and made monster cookies.

3 Comments
2021/03/07
12:30 UTC
0

Unmediated and Natural Birth During a Pandemic - A Positive Birth Story - Hypnobirthing

1 Comment
2021/02/26
06:30 UTC
25

Yo mamma left titty bigger than her right titty, I call that bitch biggie smalls

2 Comments
2021/02/07
04:30 UTC
16

Yo mamma so fat she's everybody's roll model.

Probably not original, but it just popped into my head and I gotta share ;-)

1 Comment
2021/02/02
22:14 UTC
17

Yo momma so skinny...

...She has to run around the shower to get wet.

5 Comments
2020/11/17
22:27 UTC
5

Yo momma so old she was the big bang

Ooohhh maybe so old and fat she was the big bang

0 Comments
2020/11/17
15:26 UTC
14

Yo momma so old she carbon dates.

Also maybe , yo momma so old she looks for love on CarbonDating.com

3 Comments
2020/11/16
09:36 UTC
10

Yo mama is so ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went out in public somebody said Halloween is over.

0 Comments
2020/11/13
01:25 UTC
8

Your momma is so fat

When she goes to the beach she effects the tides.

0 Comments
2020/11/06
16:58 UTC
0

Yo mama is so dumb.

She thinks Vaseline is KY jelly.

1 Comment
2020/10/31
12:58 UTC
8

Yo momma so big....

When she went to the Grand Canyon the fire marshall made them close the park

3 Comments
2020/08/29
10:29 UTC
5

Yo momma so big....

She got a tattoo of a map on her booty with an arrow that says

"You are HERE"

0 Comments
2020/08/29
10:26 UTC
3

Yo momma so fat...

in group photo’s she IS the backdrop

0 Comments
2020/08/29
04:24 UTC
13

I heard yo momma is a boomer....

When ever she walk around she go

BOOM........ BOOM........BOOOM.....

1 Comment
2020/08/24
11:55 UTC
17

What’s the difference between a wash machine and your momma?

When I drop a load in the wash machine it doesn’t follow me around for two weeks.

0 Comments
2020/08/22
15:40 UTC
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