/r/MommaJokes
What did our moms do to deserve these kind of insults? A community devoted to sharing the newest, most innovative, and classic jokes about your mom.
A place to let the insults fly about the most/least loved person.
Rules:
Use flairs when posting? That'll never happen.
Punchline goes in the text box
Momma jokes only
Partnered Subreddits
- [/r/cleanjokes]
- [/r/dadjokes]
- [/r/3amjokes]
- [/r/AntiAntiJokes]
- [/r/AntiJokes]
- Feel free to contact the moderators if you wish to partner with us!
Jokes Sections:
/r/MommaJokes
4,118 Subscribers
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad
20:13 UTC
Yo momma so thicc and hot
She is the core of earth
15:09 UTC
Yo momma so fat when she farts earthquake alarms go off.
00:52 UTC
Yo mama farts are measured using exponents, Dobson units, and Beaufort level.
21:00 UTC
Yo momma so fat
she eats her meals off tectonic plates.
14:15 UTC
Your mother is so fat that ...
Michelle Obama had her arrested.
00:51 UTC
Yo momma so ugly not even Thanos can booty clap her away
04:28 UTC
yo momma so stupid..
she tried to steal free samples
19:48 UTC
Your mommas so fat, when she was in school.....
She sat next to everybody
20:30 UTC
Your momma so fat...
She's constantly beside herself.
22:09 UTC
Yo momma so fat...
after sex she smokes a ham.
22:56 UTC
Yo momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck
17:53 UTC
Yo momma so ugly,
she put her face in dough and made monster cookies.
12:30 UTC
Unmediated and Natural Birth During a Pandemic - A Positive Birth Story - Hypnobirthing
06:30 UTC
Yo mamma left titty bigger than her right titty, I call that bitch biggie smalls
04:30 UTC
Yo mamma so fat she's everybody's roll model.
Probably not original, but it just popped into my head and I gotta share ;-)
22:14 UTC
Yo momma so skinny...
...She has to run around the shower to get wet.
22:27 UTC
Yo momma so old she was the big bang
Ooohhh maybe so old and fat she was the big bang
15:26 UTC
Yo momma so old she carbon dates.
Also maybe , yo momma so old she looks for love on CarbonDating.com
09:36 UTC
Yo mama is so ugly.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went out in public somebody said Halloween is over.
01:25 UTC
Your momma is so fat
When she goes to the beach she effects the tides.
16:58 UTC
Yo mama is so dumb.
She thinks Vaseline is KY jelly.
12:58 UTC
Yo momma so big....
When she went to the Grand Canyon the fire marshall made them close the park
10:29 UTC
Yo momma so big....
She got a tattoo of a map on her booty with an arrow that says
"You are HERE"
10:26 UTC
Yo momma so fat...
in group photo’s she IS the backdrop
04:24 UTC
I heard yo momma is a boomer....
When ever she walk around she go
BOOM........ BOOM........BOOOM.....
11:55 UTC
What’s the difference between a wash machine and your momma?
When I drop a load in the wash machine it doesn’t follow me around for two weeks.
15:40 UTC