/r/dadjokes
Welcome!
This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you.
To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not.
It's about how the joke is delivered.
Hello and welcome to r/dadjokes!
Only self-posts are allowed. However, you may still link to images within the self-post if the image is relevant.
A couple of suggestions to follow:
Leave the punchline out of the title!
Preferred to be a joke an actual father said, but not required.
Tag [NSFW] or [NSFL] if ever necessary.
Remember to edit out any personal information that could lead to identifying people in real life. This includes, but is not limited to, phone numbers, email addresses, facebook/twitter/instagram screenshots.
Other places to laugh at:
- /r/jokes
- /r/cleanjokes
- /r/MommaJokes
- /r/ShortCleanFunny
- /r/gatekeeping
- /r/shittyaskscience
- /r/badjokes
- /r/3amjokes
Subs for dads:
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden
He is currently assembling his cabinet.
17:32 UTC
What is the difference when driving a car with tire pressures set to 34 PSI versus 36 PSI?
2 PSI
17:29 UTC
Why was the cellphone locked out of their house?
It was a Nokia.
17:23 UTC
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto
17:17 UTC
Why does Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
For hisPanic attacks.
16:58 UTC
Age ISN”T just a number.
It's actually a word
16:27 UTC
My friend lost his car..
I call him Carlos
16:15 UTC
Did you know that pigs are literate?
After all, why else would they have a Pen?
15:11 UTC
Why couldn't the plate of pasta get in the door?
Because it had Gnocchi.
15:10 UTC
What does a cow say when he’s standing backwards?
Oooom
14:06 UTC
Why do male lawyers wear wigs?
So they can argue like women.
14:00 UTC
I take Mucinex to protect myself from the Spanish Inquisition
Thank goodness for an expectorant.
13:43 UTC
What happened to the mathematician's car when he drove it backwards?
The differential became an integral
13:28 UTC
Did you hear McDonald's killed the Burger King out front of Wendy's house. The funeral is at KFC this weekend
I'm going to take the Subway there.
11:31 UTC
I started teaching a class on musical theory to senior citizens…
… it’s old school.
11:30 UTC
Where do fruits go on vacation?
Pear-is
11:07 UTC
What’s another name for a combine harvester?
A cereal killer.
09:45 UTC
My grandfather had the heart of a lion...
But then the zookeepers found out about it and banned him permanently from entering the zoo
09:09 UTC
My geography teacher asked me to name a country without the letter R in it
I said "no way"
08:55 UTC
My daughter said what is Cinco De Mayo? Is that the day of the dead?
I said , "No it's when Mexicans put their Mayonnaiae jars under water."
It took her a second and I got the biggest eye roll.
08:42 UTC
What planet is the stinkiest?
Ur-anus
08:30 UTC
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They're calling it the Apollo G.
08:20 UTC
I'm breaking up with math
I just can't work it out
08:04 UTC
What does the farmer have to do when he can't seem to milk a cow?
Try the udder side
07:07 UTC
Do you guys know why the company is called Boeing?
Because it's the sound the tire makes when it falls off the plane....Boe-ing!
05:50 UTC
What type of music do boulders listen to?
Rock.
05:42 UTC
I would like to give some comforting words to phebotomists who miss their mark.
Your efforts are not in vein.
05:05 UTC
What do kids and farts have in common?
We don’t mind our own but can’t stand others
03:50 UTC
What's another way to describe how a frustrated rockhound is feeling?
Very Agate-tated.
03:31 UTC
What do you call an Egyptian Alcoholic Fashion Director?
Rosetta Patsy Stone
02:59 UTC