/r/badjokes
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What's a Chinese chef's least favorite crime?
Wonton Endangerment
08:18 UTC
I walked up to my boss, pushed them out of their chair, sat in their chair, and said "I'm the boss now!" My former boss shook their fist at me and said...
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06:26 UTC
I'm migrating this joke here because I couldn't find this sub before.
15:50 UTC
Why is a woman like the end of a sentence?
Because they both have periods.
01:40 UTC
What’s the most affluent cat neighborhood in NYC?
Queens.
00:59 UTC
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2 guys walk into a bar
I guess the second guy should've seen it and ducked!!
🤣 🤣 whyyyyy??
05:33 UTC
A man walked into a room full of computer geeks
The man said "wow, a lot of zeros and ones"
One of the geeks replied "you mean, binary?"
The man replied "no, you're all ugly."
14:10 UTC
I supply my friend, who is addicted to canned meats, an endless supply of minced pork shoulder and ham...
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17:32 UTC
What do you call a female Lego figure?
Lego lass
14:37 UTC
Dean Martin becomes a doctors apprentice
Doc: Hmmmm… It seems the patient has an abrasion and traces of rubber on his left temple.
Dean Martin: Ain’t that a kick in the head?
21:07 UTC
What do you call a guppy that lives in a van down by the river?
Fish Farley
20:46 UTC
I had a joke come to me in a dream and I woke up and realized it wasn’t that funny.
I have a half Asian lawyer who sells sushi on the side; Saul Nagasaki, Attorney at Raw.
04:38 UTC
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back in my day it was wonder woman now ur generation wonders if it is a woman
20:25 UTC
Why is space so full of tomates?
Because tomato sus.
20:00 UTC
What do Italians do to get more spaghetti?
Copy pasta!
06:14 UTC
What do you call a Non Binary Arab?
Lebanon-binary
03:46 UTC
People keep saying life's like a movie
I'd like to think life's like a TV show.
And, I've had way too many episodes. XP
04:04 UTC
I tried phone sex
But the holes were to big
00:32 UTC
What did Zeus pick as Mount Olympus’ national anthem?
Greeced Lightning
17:41 UTC
What is a websites favorite snack?
Cookies
03:14 UTC
Why did the skeleton take the stairs instead of the elevator?
It didn't have the guts to rise to the occasion!
23:10 UTC
What song did the Russian Muslim sing before the explosion hit?
Lol lollolo lol lololololo
11:02 UTC
Why can't vampire's give good head?
They always use their teeth !xx!
10:51 UTC
Why does lesbian orgies always end up in fights?
They can never decide what to eat !xx!
10:47 UTC
Why can't Jesus ever lose in video games?
Because he always saves.
10:43 UTC
Why don't lazy people have anal sex?
Getting started is such a pain in the ass?
10:41 UTC
What did one family say to the other in a group orgy?
Step on a crack, you break your mother's back !xx!
10:37 UTC
What did the penis say to the other penis?
Let's get out of here, these guys are nuts !xx!
10:35 UTC
What do you get when a donkey sits on a chicken
Two feet of cock up your ass
10:33 UTC
Why don't skeletons fight at parties?
They have no body to dance with!
00:18 UTC