/r/ShortCleanFunny

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Some may call them "Dad Jokes." Some may call them "Corny Jokes." This is a place for G-rated, short, and funny jokes...perfect for kids and any audience.

  1. Short jokes.

  2. Clean jokes.

  3. Funny jokes.

  4. Please tag jokes with link flair either [G] or [PG].

    No PG-13, R, or NC-17!!

    Filter by rating:

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    The ultimate dad joke?

    An entire song and video about not touching the thermostat! Dad joke lovers: click here!

    0 Comments
    2023/07/30
    10:43 UTC

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    My Filam Baby Is a Nonpicky eater🤭🤩 #baby #momlife #babiesworld #babies #babyfood #cookingforkid

    0 Comments
    2023/06/15
    11:18 UTC

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    Funny babies compilation #trynottolaugh

    0 Comments
    2023/05/16
    04:40 UTC

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    TRY NOT TO LAUGH! #funnybaby

    0 Comments
    2023/05/16
    04:21 UTC

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    We call our grandad Spiderman. Not because he has superhuman powers, but because he can't get out of the bath.

    0 Comments
    2023/03/14
    12:49 UTC

    1 Comment
    2022/06/22
    02:06 UTC

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    How does the jewish man make tea?

    Hebrews it.

    1 Comment
    2021/12/01
    12:32 UTC

    22

    The English language make zero sense

    Why is it spelled: camouflage

    And not:

    2 Comments
    2021/08/22
    04:30 UTC

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    Why am I so dumb?

    We have so many little nicknacks and tiny pieces of art, but nowhere to display them. And curio cases cost so much money! I’m going to have to come up with a cheap plan on my own. Even though I have no clue what to build…. … So tomorrow I’m going to the library to see if they have any books on shelves.

    0 Comments
    2021/08/22
    03:22 UTC

    23

    What does Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?

    Two Test Tickles

    1 Comment
    2021/01/09
    06:52 UTC

    20

    I just realized that next year will be 2020 too

    1 Comment
    2021/01/07
    02:43 UTC

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    What’s the cleanest type of poo?

    Shampoo

    2 Comments
    2020/10/22
    03:30 UTC

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    What do you call a mistruth about a chime?

    Lie bell.

    0 Comments
    2020/10/21
    12:10 UTC

    26

    What did the dog say when it ran into the tree?

    Bark!

    0 Comments
    2020/10/21
    03:08 UTC

    24

    Hey do you want to hear a joke about construction?

    nevermind i'm still working on it

    0 Comments
    2020/10/20
    04:02 UTC

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    Woke up to find pee all over my dog's bed.

    What was I thinking when I peed all over my dog's bed last night?

    0 Comments
    2020/09/17
    04:15 UTC

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    Did you see the guy with dandruff at the party?

    No? damn, he must've flaked.

    0 Comments
    2020/09/17
    04:10 UTC

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    What to say to the cop!

    0ffishur... I'm not innoxicated. I'm totally snober. I only had tee martoonies.

    1 Comment
    2020/05/25
    04:36 UTC

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    Dad jokes meet Dog jokes [G]

    Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?

    It has the thickest bark

    0 Comments
    2019/03/04
    12:43 UTC

    30

    I got one...

    A dwarf clown stepping out of the shower

    3 Comments
    2018/11/02
    10:34 UTC

    9

    What do we want?

    2 Comments
    2018/09/10
    02:59 UTC

    11

    I was going to do a 360 on my bike...

    But I ended up doing a complete 180.

    0 Comments
    2018/08/03
    13:45 UTC

    11

    What do you call a pig that jumped over a barbed wired fence? Pulled Pork.

    1 Comment
    2018/07/05
    22:17 UTC

    19

    Which letter keeps asking questions?

    Y

    Credit to my brother for this.

    3 Comments
    2018/06/24
    21:29 UTC

    11

    What did the great white serve as an appetizer?

    Shark-cuterie!

    0 Comments
    2018/04/05
    14:54 UTC

    8

    What part of first aid are pirates best at?

    1 Comment
    2018/03/29
    16:59 UTC

    21

    Where do you take a sick Bumble bee?

    To the Wasp-ital!

    4 Comments
    2018/03/18
    14:14 UTC

    18

    What do you call a a fake Pebble?

    A Sham-rock.

    0 Comments
    2018/03/17
    19:11 UTC

    9

    Why was the baseball player a bad sport?

    Because he stole third base and went home!

    0 Comments
    2018/03/13
    02:28 UTC

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    How do you get a tissue to dance?

    You put a little boogie in it!

    0 Comments
    2018/03/09
    16:01 UTC

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