/r/ShortCleanFunny
Some may call them "Dad Jokes." Some may call them "Corny Jokes." This is a place for G-rated, short, and funny jokes...perfect for kids and any audience.
Short jokes.
Clean jokes.
Funny jokes.
Please tag jokes with link flair either [G] or [PG].
No PG-13, R, or NC-17!!
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The ultimate dad joke?
An entire song and video about not touching the thermostat! Dad joke lovers: click here!
10:43 UTC
My Filam Baby Is a Nonpicky eaterðŸ¤ðŸ¤© #baby #momlife #babiesworld #babies #babyfood #cookingforkid
11:18 UTC
Funny babies compilation #trynottolaugh
04:40 UTC
TRY NOT TO LAUGH! #funnybaby
04:21 UTC
We call our grandad Spiderman. Not because he has superhuman powers, but because he can't get out of the bath.
12:49 UTC
02:06 UTC
How does the jewish man make tea?
Hebrews it.
12:32 UTC
The English language make zero sense
Why is it spelled: camouflage
And not:
04:30 UTC
Why am I so dumb?
We have so many little nicknacks and tiny pieces of art, but nowhere to display them. And curio cases cost so much money! I’m going to have to come up with a cheap plan on my own. Even though I have no clue what to build…. … So tomorrow I’m going to the library to see if they have any books on shelves.
03:22 UTC
What does Tickle Me Elmo get before leaving the factory?
Two Test Tickles
06:52 UTC
I just realized that next year will be 2020 too
02:43 UTC
What’s the cleanest type of poo?
Shampoo
03:30 UTC
What do you call a mistruth about a chime?
Lie bell.
12:10 UTC
What did the dog say when it ran into the tree?
Bark!
03:08 UTC
Hey do you want to hear a joke about construction?
nevermind i'm still working on it
04:02 UTC
Woke up to find pee all over my dog's bed.
What was I thinking when I peed all over my dog's bed last night?
04:15 UTC
Did you see the guy with dandruff at the party?
No? damn, he must've flaked.
04:10 UTC
What to say to the cop!
0ffishur... I'm not innoxicated. I'm totally snober. I only had tee martoonies.
04:36 UTC
Dad jokes meet Dog jokes [G]
Do you know why redwood is the favorite tree species of every dog?
It has the thickest bark
12:43 UTC
I got one...
A dwarf clown stepping out of the shower
10:34 UTC
02:59 UTC
I was going to do a 360 on my bike...
But I ended up doing a complete 180.
13:45 UTC
What do you call a pig that jumped over a barbed wired fence? Pulled Pork.
22:17 UTC
Which letter keeps asking questions?
Y
Credit to my brother for this.
21:29 UTC
What did the great white serve as an appetizer?
Shark-cuterie!
14:54 UTC
What part of first aid are pirates best at?
16:59 UTC
Where do you take a sick Bumble bee?
To the Wasp-ital!
14:14 UTC
What do you call a a fake Pebble?
A Sham-rock.
19:11 UTC
Why was the baseball player a bad sport?
Because he stole third base and went home!
02:28 UTC
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
16:01 UTC