/r/Showerthoughts
A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.
A subreddit for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.
"Showerthought" is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, showerthoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane.
Please be respectful of others' submissions. Rudeness is unacceptable.
Please read our rules before submitting.
Please read the FAQ before messaging the moderators.
1. All content must be original and unique.
Submissions that match (or echo similar sentiments to) ideas offered by other people will be removed, regardless of whether or not those ideas have appeared on Reddit. Blatant reposting and plagiarism may result in a ban.»
2. All posts must be showerthoughts.
For an explanation of what a showerthought actually is (and is not), please read this page.
3. Your entire thought must be in the title.
You may include examples, explanations, or further information in the body section, but all posts to /r/Showerthoughts must stand on their own as nothing but a title.
4. No shower "observations."
Thoughts directly related to being in the shower (or anything related to the bathroom) will be removed. »
5. No jokes, puns, wordplay, or submissions which are dependent on definitions, mechanisms, or oddities in language. »
6. No "life pro-tips" or advice. »
7. No posts about Reddit or its functions.
Thoughts pertaining to or mentioning Reddit are not allowed.»
8. No posts relating to politics, social justice, or religion. »
9. Don't be a jerk. »
Please see the complete rules page for a full explanation of each of the preceding rules.
Exceedingly nonsensical or common thoughts will be removed at the discretion of the moderation team, as will thoughts that are poorly written, overly vulgar, or obscene.
This subreddit is moderated for quality, which means we remove content that we deem to be low-quality, low-effort, nonsensical, or common/unoriginal. We do not "let the votes decide." We understand this type of policy is controversial and uncommon (especially for a high-traffic subreddit), but we believe it gives /r/Showerthoughts the best chance at maintaining quality.
Special thanks to our past moderators!
Our awesome logo & subreddit design was created by /u/m_gartsman
CSS by /u/qtx
Want to help us catch more reposts? Click the report button and include a link to the original post!
/r/Showerthoughts
Okay, so this started after I went down a Wikipedia article trail and learned that Broccoli, Cabbage, Cauliflower, Kale, Brussel Sprouts, Gail Lan, and Collards are all the same freaking species. Not same genus or same family, but same species. So II had a shower thought of oh this plant is the dog of the plant world, a species that is still just one species but we've turned it into completely different looking things. I thought I was clever. Then I decided to Google it and realized that people both smarter and way more knowledgeable about plants already came up with the analogy, wrote papers on it, and made fun pictures to go along with their scientific papers....
It’s the least shit job available for the most money.
Assume that you lived in 2000 B.C, a psychopath broke into your house and brutally murdered you without a spesific reason just like other hundreds of serial killers that we know today because of the internet. We know how those crimes happened and how those murderers got caught or executed because of the organized police and detectives. So what evidence is going to make your murderer caught if there is no witness? They won't be able to check any security cameras, fingerprints, your last phone signal, etc.. If we say that the surveillance cameras are invented in the 1870s, DNA testing in 1984 (which are solid evidences for a crime) just imagine the amount of unknown criminals and wrongly accused people for thousands of years in the hostile human history. jeez
Because it grows plants and it doesn’t have enough water to clean you
It's hard for me to explain, but it keeps me up at night. Basically, imagine each night before falling asleep, something happens, like a specific feeling of falling asleep, or something weirder, or supernatural, and then you don't remember it happening in the morning.
Or they don’t play; as I don’t. Another thought: with how many fortune cookies are out there, and assuming the numbers are normally pseudo-random, many winning lotto numbers might exist in sealed fortune cookies that haven’t been opened yet
So long ago I noticed that men while getting older in comparison to woman somehow look better with every year passing 35. Men usually are uglier in the younger ages but slowly starting to look better with age. It's almost completely opposite for women. Of course it's not always the case but this is something I noticed. So if you have a beautiful trans woman in her twenties she will be looking hotter for a longer time.