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Make New York City and Philadelphia satellite cities of Trenton, NJ

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2024/04/24
07:03 UTC

Shart Week on the Discovery Channel

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2024/04/23
15:10 UTC

a $10000 tax deduction for anyone who has assaulted the cops

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2024/04/21
20:37 UTC

Always count in fractions of a dozen, like 1/12 of a dozen, or 1/6 of a dozen, or 1/4 of a dozen, or 2 and a half dozens or if its a million then its 83333 and one third dozens

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2024/04/21
19:50 UTC

A remake of Poor Things (2023) with Kevin Hart as the lead

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2024/04/21
13:46 UTC

a battery powered buttplug that makes you poop longer, with a hole on each side, one side with a big hole for the poop to come in, and the other side a tiny hole for the poop to come out very thin and long. With this in your butt, you can poop a turd from one side of a parking lot to the other

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2024/04/19
09:41 UTC

Stainless steel flavored Popsicles

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2024/04/18
22:56 UTC

The Croc-Blocker

Do you like how comfortable Crocs are but are tired of how they completely ruin your fit? Introducing the Croc-Blocker, if someone tries to look down at your shoes, the eye tracker will shine laser pointers in their eyes so they don't see that you're wearing Crocs

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2024/04/13
06:26 UTC

undercover drug dealers dressed up as cops

wouldnt it be cool

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2024/04/12
19:03 UTC

The weapon to end all wars. If you are shot by it you turn into a pedophile and have uncontrollable urges.

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2024/04/08
22:09 UTC

A site called “feddit” that’s just like Reddit, except it’s for feds.

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2024/04/07
15:29 UTC

VR Porn

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2024/04/06
00:07 UTC

A company called "Purple" that sells burglar alarms in Scotland.

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2024/04/05
23:48 UTC

Make up 10 new names for the 10 digits and pay someone to count from 1 to a million on camera. The digits are now called: cracker (0), nigger (1), beaner (2), and so on. Pick 10 nasty words.

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2024/04/04
11:56 UTC

Instead of burning in hell after you're dead, a religion where if you sin bad enough you catch on fire right then and there, but that nobody has ever sinned to the extreme enough to do that, everyone so far gets into heaven, and ppl try to one-up eachother sinning more, testing if the religions true

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2024/04/02
17:32 UTC

Transgender Day of Invisibility. All trans fellas would gain invisibility for 24 hours.

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2024/04/01
01:52 UTC

Expired food in aid packages

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2024/03/31
04:31 UTC

American football played on concrete instead of turf/grass

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2024/03/31
02:35 UTC

apple car would use dead alien fetuses as new alternative fuel.

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2024/03/29
13:54 UTC

Legally change your name to Notgoatse. When people complain that goatse is disgusting u respond that you are not goatse. Its the opposite.

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2024/03/25
17:34 UTC

Make a potato a smart phone... that needs to be recharged faster than non-potato ones

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2024/03/25
08:29 UTC

start a penisphobia support group, for people who are afraid of penises, so they can get to know your penis and end their fear of it, maybe pet it like a pussy cat

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2024/03/24
13:34 UTC

Compromise. If someone tells you go fuck yourself with a rusty fork, compromise and just fuck yourself with a normal spoon

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2024/03/24
12:44 UTC

2 hand rapists approach eachother, planning to jerk the other off or finger eachother without permission, but end up shaking hands, each thinking oh yeah im hand raping your hand good

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2024/03/24
12:02 UTC

Bring a stopwatch on your next camping trip so you can time flies when you're having fun

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2024/03/21
19:49 UTC

Run Olympic track and field running events on a treadmill the size of a tennis court. Save on stadium building costs.

Looking at you Brisbane

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2024/03/21
10:35 UTC

Free food hack- buy every house on the market and take any extra food left over when you get the keys to the house. You never have to pay for food again!

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2024/03/21
00:27 UTC

A rectally-inserted workout timer for swimmers called The ProLaps

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2024/03/19
19:18 UTC

De quoi

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2024/03/19
18:13 UTC

Shittiest Idea Ever

Also check out /r/ShittyPickUpLines

26,451 Subscribers

Make New York City and Philadelphia satellite cities of Trenton, NJ

Shart Week on the Discovery Channel

a $10000 tax deduction for anyone who has assaulted the cops

Always count in fractions of a dozen, like 1/12 of a dozen, or 1/6 of a dozen, or 1/4 of a dozen, or 2 and a half dozens or if its a million then its 83333 and one third dozens

A remake of Poor Things (2023) with Kevin Hart as the lead

a battery powered buttplug that makes you poop longer, with a hole on each side, one side with a big hole for the poop to come in, and the other side a tiny hole for the poop to come out very thin and long. With this in your butt, you can poop a turd from one side of a parking lot to the other

Stainless steel flavored Popsicles

The Croc-Blocker

undercover drug dealers dressed up as cops

The weapon to end all wars. If you are shot by it you turn into a pedophile and have uncontrollable urges.

A site called “feddit” that’s just like Reddit, except it’s for feds.

VR Porn

A company called "Purple" that sells burglar alarms in Scotland.

Make up 10 new names for the 10 digits and pay someone to count from 1 to a million on camera. The digits are now called: cracker (0), nigger (1), beaner (2), and so on. Pick 10 nasty words.

Instead of burning in hell after you're dead, a religion where if you sin bad enough you catch on fire right then and there, but that nobody has ever sinned to the extreme enough to do that, everyone so far gets into heaven, and ppl try to one-up eachother sinning more, testing if the religions true

Transgender Day of Invisibility. All trans fellas would gain invisibility for 24 hours.

Expired food in aid packages

American football played on concrete instead of turf/grass

apple car would use dead alien fetuses as new alternative fuel.

Legally change your name to Notgoatse. When people complain that goatse is disgusting u respond that you are not goatse. Its the opposite.

Make a potato a smart phone... that needs to be recharged faster than non-potato ones

start a penisphobia support group, for people who are afraid of penises, so they can get to know your penis and end their fear of it, maybe pet it like a pussy cat

Compromise. If someone tells you go fuck yourself with a rusty fork, compromise and just fuck yourself with a normal spoon

2 hand rapists approach eachother, planning to jerk the other off or finger eachother without permission, but end up shaking hands, each thinking oh yeah im hand raping your hand good

Bring a stopwatch on your next camping trip so you can time flies when you're having fun

Run Olympic track and field running events on a treadmill the size of a tennis court. Save on stadium building costs.

Free food hack- buy every house on the market and take any extra food left over when you get the keys to the house. You never have to pay for food again!

A rectally-inserted workout timer for swimmers called The ProLaps

De quoi