/r/shittyideas
/r/shittyideas
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For halloween this year we should all be orange hitler
Like trump but with hitler moustache lol then maybe he’ll get inpeached
09:08 UTC
Edging me
Edging basically means keeping someone from climax
18:53 UTC
Lock vehicle touch screens while vehicle is in motion
Touchscreens are becoming prevalent in nearly all vehicles today and can lead to dangerous distractions when trying to fiddle through menus to get to the AC or Radio controls while driving. Locking the screens while the vehicle is driving will ensure that drivers aren't distracted by their screens and will safely force them to pull over and come to a full stop to change the radio stations or climate settings at a full stop.
Additionally, create more safe pull over lanes on highways so people can turn down their heat or change the setting to defrost their windows.
14:30 UTC
Let’s make voting more exciting
They should add a multiplier box that gives you a chance to make your vote count 2, 5, or 10 times. But to make it fair there’s also a penalty on the wheel that makes your vote count for the other candidate. It would revolutionize voting.
17:34 UTC
Sponsored last words - if you're about to die, you can use your last words to read a bit of ad copy. In return, the company will pay for your burial in a branded coffin, under a branded headstone.
14:56 UTC
Sheet Metal (music genre) - it's neoclassical metal, but the the musicians are all sitting down and reading off sheet music instead of having any kind of stage presence.
08:57 UTC
George Washington yard sign
The sign would say "Washington 2024" Then under it, the slogan would be "Make America"
00:42 UTC
Sell used con-dims to women that what to be pregnant
This could work
15:39 UTC
You could put the "I voted" stickers you receive with your ballot over ATM cameras.
You shouldn't do it. It's a really shitty idea that just popped into my head. That said, there's nothing stopping you from adhering "I voted" stickers onto ATM cameras, doorbell cameras, police cars, any public touch screen, and many other inappropriate places. Don't do it though.
03:24 UTC
Every drunk driver arrested should be told after they sober up that they got into an accident and killed a family of 4. And let them sit on that for 3 months....
01:51 UTC
steak pills, that contain literal juicy steak seasoned to perfection, but put inside pill capsules so you cant taste it.
17:26 UTC
We should give every country ten nuclear bombs
Like that we will achieve world peace because no one will want to invade anyone because if they did would be nuked to hell
22:23 UTC
Lice Cream
13:17 UTC
Nasa declares the Jupiter Big Red Spot is just a giant Fried Egg
14:03 UTC
Chewing-gum made of flavored granite rocks
13:35 UTC
A huge Nasa project, where the Moon is displaced, to be replaced by a giant The Fonz inflatable
13:25 UTC
A sequel to "Happy Days" called Shitty Days
13:23 UTC
Square balls for bowling
13:14 UTC
Mandatory age of retirement at 14
13:10 UTC
Government-issued Grizzly pets
13:07 UTC
Government mandates that all talking should be done at least at 125dbs loudness. Nobody could pretend "they didn't hear you" anymore.
13:04 UTC
Abba cover band “GABA”
Anyone want to create an abba cover band called GABA? All of the songs will be at half speed, a lower octave, and 20% of the energy. I’ve already brainstormed some stage names
Al Coe Hall
Xan Nexus
Fin A Beaut
Edd Lou Ahr
17:01 UTC
a bathroom you have to schedule an appointment for, and when you arrive, you cant leave until your appointment is done, the whole time you scheduled, cuz you are locked in, but at the end the door automatically opens and you cant get it closed. your appointment is done sir.
15:11 UTC
Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with the worlds best rapist or trapped in an elevator with the worlds worst rapist? It all depends on what best/worst means doesnt it
15:09 UTC
Bathroom doors made of compressed baking soda
Absorb the shit
17:51 UTC
Exploding snowmen!
A snowman product that you can put in your yard and it randomly explodes for no reason 😃
20:45 UTC
Use a Weierstrass function as the activation function in an ANN
13:49 UTC
For increased accuracy, adopt 86,400 time zones across the world, one for each second
17:53 UTC
Use a Nerf gun to turn off the light in your room without having to leave your chair.
17:35 UTC