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Back to the Future reboot with a Cybertruck

1 Comment
2025/02/01
17:12 UTC

7

Fecebook

3 Comments
2025/01/28
04:52 UTC

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Twin racing

Twins. One was obviously not planned. Which one? We find out by having them race, just like before they were born. Twins from all ages come to see who was planned. The best part? We add sports betting. Each set of twins will only show up once to the event, which will be tracked by a database. Whoever wins the race is crowned the planned twin.

2 Comments
2025/01/23
17:40 UTC

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The next USB should somehow require you to flip it over 4 times before it will go in.

0 Comments
2025/01/21
14:55 UTC

1

Internet throttling for people who don't click on ads

0 Comments
2025/01/20
16:45 UTC

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Booba — like a Roomba except does three‐dimensional route planning over your bowl of cereal and squirts milk onto each cereal piece individually

Generates own milk unlike a Roomba whose water tank you have to refill manually.

1 Comment
2025/01/20
10:33 UTC

2

Karen - The Movie

0 Comments
2025/01/19
20:33 UTC

2

Unite Singapore and Brunei just for the lulz

0 Comments
2025/01/18
10:49 UTC

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Make December 4 a national commemoration day for all people who died from coverage denial

All people who died due to chemo treatment being refused, etc.. Why this date? It just sounds nice.

1 Comment
2024/12/14
16:32 UTC

3

An electric car demolition derby.

0 Comments
2024/12/12
21:54 UTC

1

Bluebook for Pussy

0 Comments
2024/12/12
11:45 UTC

5

Schindler's List 2: 2 Fast 2 List

A crossover with the fast and the furious series, two Rabbi's, Jacob and Joseph, go on a high octane race through Germany to take secret documents to the underground resistance in France.

Chased by the evil Herr Slick, they take the opportunity to disrupt Nazi activities by pulling down fences and walls at camps and blowing up train depots.

On the way they meet the brilliant and beautiful engineer Ms Devorah, who soups up Jacob and Joseph's rides with jet engines and guided rocket launchers.

Now, they can turn the tables on Hitler!

0 Comments
2024/12/09
20:51 UTC

1

Zack Snyder should direct Terry Goodkind's novel series The Sword of Truth

1 Comment
2024/12/09
19:22 UTC

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make murder legal and i’ll explain why

first of all, murder and not torture.

so basically, we call all murder anyone, but will we? if murder became easy to make, people will commit it in easier way and then they’ll be easy to be known for killing someone. this will make people close to the victim take revenge. also, which person will kill just anybody if he can? most people won’t live with it.

and lets say for example you want to kill your neighbour because he’s disrespectfull, you will be known by his family that you’re the killer, making you possible target for them, so you will rethink twice before actually commiting the murder.

2 Comments
2024/12/05
22:10 UTC

5

Live action Finding Nemo

0 Comments
2024/12/05
04:11 UTC

2

Cod Liver Transplants for all Newborns

Benefits:

Lifetime vitamin A/D & omega-3 fatty acid supplementation, leading to improved vision, heart health, immune system and cognitive functions.

** the idea is to graft the cod liver to the human liver, not to replace it, to get the benefits of both.

1 Comment
2024/12/04
15:50 UTC

4

Vinegarettes - cigarettes made from tobacco which has been soaked in vinegar. Available in all major vinegarieties.

0 Comments
2024/12/04
05:11 UTC

4

Salt Bae: The Musical

1 Comment
2024/11/29
23:01 UTC

2

To boost sales and a better customervservice, replace the slogan "The Customer Is Always Right" with the slogan "The Customer Is A Whiny Bitch Ass Little Piece Of Shit". Have the new Slogan placated all over the continental US.

0 Comments
2024/11/29
17:56 UTC

3

An rap album produced by State Farm Insurance titled "Neighbor With A Hard R"

A*

0 Comments
2024/11/28
18:52 UTC

5

If you're talking to someone at a bar and you need to go to the bathroom, say "hey, I'm going to the bathroom - want me to get you anything while I'm in there?"

1 Comment
2024/11/22
06:12 UTC

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The dumbest invention yet

A butt plug that's built so when you fart it makes kazzoo noises

Edit: how the hell does this already exist

1 Comment
2024/11/21
01:06 UTC

3

Kill every politician and lobbyist who is playing games with our lives leading us to nuclear war

1 Comment
2024/11/20
04:32 UTC

5

nuke the shadow government

0 Comments
2024/11/20
03:16 UTC

5

Invention idea: single use inflatable dart board

0 Comments
2024/11/18
02:07 UTC

4

be gods gift to blasphemers

0 Comments
2024/11/17
03:54 UTC

1

Seize chaises sous seize Sushi chefs

0 Comments
2024/11/12
17:07 UTC

5

Kamala Harris should've gotten a transgender surgery before the election

We all know that if Kamala was a man she would've won in a landslide 2 times consecutively, almost like Obama. And when people start figuring out she's trans they pay them off with the billion dollars in donations they got that they did nothing with.

2 Comments
2024/11/12
12:46 UTC

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a coffin company buries a rich guy in a coffin with lots of expensive jewelry and a trap to kill anyone who graverobs. if u open the coffine, a gun inside automatically shoots you, you fall into the coffin, and then it closes and reburies itself. There never was a rich guy. it was all for u.

1 Comment
2024/11/12
07:53 UTC

5

Lock vehicle touch screens while vehicle is in motion

Touchscreens are becoming prevalent in nearly all vehicles today and can lead to dangerous distractions when trying to fiddle through menus to get to the AC or Radio controls while driving. Locking the screens while the vehicle is driving will ensure that drivers aren't distracted by their screens and will safely force them to pull over and come to a full stop to change the radio stations or climate settings at a full stop.

Additionally, create more safe pull over lanes on highways so people can turn down their heat or change the setting to defrost their windows.

0 Comments
2024/11/04
14:30 UTC

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