/r/shittyideas
/r/shittyideas
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A butt plug that's built so when you fart it makes kazzoo noises
Edit: how the hell does this already exist
We all know that if Kamala was a man she would've won in a landslide 2 times consecutively, almost like Obama. And when people start figuring out she's trans they pay them off with the billion dollars in donations they got that they did nothing with.
Like trump but with hitler moustache lol then maybe he’ll get inpeached
Edging basically means keeping someone from climax
Touchscreens are becoming prevalent in nearly all vehicles today and can lead to dangerous distractions when trying to fiddle through menus to get to the AC or Radio controls while driving. Locking the screens while the vehicle is driving will ensure that drivers aren't distracted by their screens and will safely force them to pull over and come to a full stop to change the radio stations or climate settings at a full stop.
Additionally, create more safe pull over lanes on highways so people can turn down their heat or change the setting to defrost their windows.
They should add a multiplier box that gives you a chance to make your vote count 2, 5, or 10 times. But to make it fair there’s also a penalty on the wheel that makes your vote count for the other candidate. It would revolutionize voting.
The sign would say "Washington 2024" Then under it, the slogan would be "Make America"
This could work
You shouldn't do it. It's a really shitty idea that just popped into my head. That said, there's nothing stopping you from adhering "I voted" stickers onto ATM cameras, doorbell cameras, police cars, any public touch screen, and many other inappropriate places. Don't do it though.
Like that we will achieve world peace because no one will want to invade anyone because if they did would be nuked to hell