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Salt Bae: The Musical

1 Comment
2024/11/29
23:01 UTC

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To boost sales and a better customervservice, replace the slogan "The Customer Is Always Right" with the slogan "The Customer Is A Whiny Bitch Ass Little Piece Of Shit". Have the new Slogan placated all over the continental US.

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2024/11/29
17:56 UTC

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An rap album produced by State Farm Insurance titled "Neighbor With A Hard R"

A*

0 Comments
2024/11/28
18:52 UTC

5

If you're talking to someone at a bar and you need to go to the bathroom, say "hey, I'm going to the bathroom - want me to get you anything while I'm in there?"

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2024/11/22
06:12 UTC

7

The dumbest invention yet

A butt plug that's built so when you fart it makes kazzoo noises

Edit: how the hell does this already exist

1 Comment
2024/11/21
01:06 UTC

1

Kill every politician and lobbyist who is playing games with our lives leading us to nuclear war

1 Comment
2024/11/20
04:32 UTC

6

nuke the shadow government

0 Comments
2024/11/20
03:16 UTC

5

Invention idea: single use inflatable dart board

0 Comments
2024/11/18
02:07 UTC

3

be gods gift to blasphemers

0 Comments
2024/11/17
03:54 UTC

1

Seize chaises sous seize Sushi chefs

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2024/11/12
17:07 UTC

3

Kamala Harris should've gotten a transgender surgery before the election

We all know that if Kamala was a man she would've won in a landslide 2 times consecutively, almost like Obama. And when people start figuring out she's trans they pay them off with the billion dollars in donations they got that they did nothing with.

2 Comments
2024/11/12
12:46 UTC

2

a coffin company buries a rich guy in a coffin with lots of expensive jewelry and a trap to kill anyone who graverobs. if u open the coffine, a gun inside automatically shoots you, you fall into the coffin, and then it closes and reburies itself. There never was a rich guy. it was all for u.

1 Comment
2024/11/12
07:53 UTC

0

For halloween this year we should all be orange hitler

Like trump but with hitler moustache lol then maybe he’ll get inpeached

1 Comment
2024/11/07
09:08 UTC

0

Edging me

Edging basically means keeping someone from climax

0 Comments
2024/11/05
18:53 UTC

3

Lock vehicle touch screens while vehicle is in motion

Touchscreens are becoming prevalent in nearly all vehicles today and can lead to dangerous distractions when trying to fiddle through menus to get to the AC or Radio controls while driving. Locking the screens while the vehicle is driving will ensure that drivers aren't distracted by their screens and will safely force them to pull over and come to a full stop to change the radio stations or climate settings at a full stop.

Additionally, create more safe pull over lanes on highways so people can turn down their heat or change the setting to defrost their windows.

0 Comments
2024/11/04
14:30 UTC

2

Let’s make voting more exciting

They should add a multiplier box that gives you a chance to make your vote count 2, 5, or 10 times. But to make it fair there’s also a penalty on the wheel that makes your vote count for the other candidate. It would revolutionize voting.

1 Comment
2024/11/03
17:34 UTC

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Sponsored last words - if you're about to die, you can use your last words to read a bit of ad copy. In return, the company will pay for your burial in a branded coffin, under a branded headstone.

2 Comments
2024/11/02
14:56 UTC

7

Sheet Metal (music genre) - it's neoclassical metal, but the the musicians are all sitting down and reading off sheet music instead of having any kind of stage presence.

1 Comment
2024/10/31
08:57 UTC

7

George Washington yard sign

The sign would say "Washington 2024" Then under it, the slogan would be "Make America"

0 Comments
2024/10/25
00:42 UTC

0

Sell used con-dims to women that what to be pregnant

This could work

3 Comments
2024/10/24
15:39 UTC

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You could put the "I voted" stickers you receive with your ballot over ATM cameras.

You shouldn't do it. It's a really shitty idea that just popped into my head. That said, there's nothing stopping you from adhering "I voted" stickers onto ATM cameras, doorbell cameras, police cars, any public touch screen, and many other inappropriate places. Don't do it though.

0 Comments
2024/10/23
03:24 UTC

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Every drunk driver arrested should be told after they sober up that they got into an accident and killed a family of 4. And let them sit on that for 3 months....

1 Comment
2024/10/20
01:51 UTC

15

steak pills, that contain literal juicy steak seasoned to perfection, but put inside pill capsules so you cant taste it.

0 Comments
2024/10/17
17:26 UTC

8

We should give every country ten nuclear bombs

Like that we will achieve world peace because no one will want to invade anyone because if they did would be nuked to hell

0 Comments
2024/10/13
22:23 UTC

3

Lice Cream

0 Comments
2024/10/13
13:17 UTC

9

Nasa declares the Jupiter Big Red Spot is just a giant Fried Egg

1 Comment
2024/10/11
14:03 UTC

1

Chewing-gum made of flavored granite rocks

0 Comments
2024/10/11
13:35 UTC

2

A huge Nasa project, where the Moon is displaced, to be replaced by a giant The Fonz inflatable

0 Comments
2024/10/11
13:25 UTC

2

A sequel to "Happy Days" called Shitty Days

0 Comments
2024/10/11
13:23 UTC

1

Square balls for bowling

0 Comments
2024/10/11
13:14 UTC

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