The strategy should be that you're trying to figure out why you disagree, in the deepest way possible. Maybe there can be an "out" where you both agree that it actually makes sense to disagree. Not "agree to disagree", but more like, you each agree that the other person's logic totally makes sense and that your differing situations dictate that you are stuck on your current path. In that case you're not really disagreeing on the truth of something but on "what should be done". In other words, if you were in the other person's situation you'd do the same thing. But I suppose it could also be that you find that there is some core belief that one or both of you have that you both agree isn't based on something explainable, and therefore can't be changed by just talking about it.

Nobody would notice except those working night shift.

The Turks did it, why can't we?

The production would also make nice supplementary income off of sets they have to build anyway.

I mean, why not?

Ok so we've all come across plenty of people we don't like on Reddit. What if the Reddit app let you change their username, and the change would appear to you only? For example you can rename someone "fat moron", and all their posts, comments, etc would appear to you (and you only) as if that was really their username from now on. So they wouldn't know, but you'd at least get a laugh out of it

So heres the business idea.... you create a business that does door to door sales and you sell 'No Soliciting' signs. If they refuse you come back day after day.

Want to go to a drive-in movie, but also live in a century where they rarely exist anymore? This is a projector screen that suction vups to the hood of your car and a projector that sits on top of your car. You listen to the audio through your car speakers. Now you can go to the drive-in anywhere you can drive TO!

Build an enormous, kind of murky, lukewarm pool that's reserved for the rest of us uggos. An attempt to lower the median curve as an antidote to the loneliness epidemic hitting across all demographics.

You want to market a new blood pressure pill? The commercial has to include the actors eating unhealthy food and or smoking with a voiceover that states "Obesity is a major factor in 74% of cases of hypertension."

How about a drug to prevent HIV transmission? That's right - show the characters buying condoms and exchanging used needles for clean ones.

A pill for arthritis? Uhm... ok... show a bunch of kids riding bikes with a cartoon character telling us that helmets significantly reduce the risk of serious injury.

Seriously if we're going to let these commercials flood our airways at least do something for the public good instead of just benefiting the drug companies.

Get this. As soon as you learn how to write you write a diary entry everyday/every week. Then this can carry on till you’re older or till you wanna stop. Then you’ve get everyday/every week of your whole life and you’ll never forget anything ever and it’ll just be really fun and effortless.

We are the most racist group of people in the world. How come we don't have our own ironic ultranationalist subreddit?

(this is crazy not just because it's unlikely but because I'm not sure if even the necessary approval needed from Neil Gaiman or w/e to pull this off would make people feel this still taints this idea with his accusations)

If wherever the special leaves the story/our heroes provides room for more story and doesn't tie everything up in some rushed little bow at the end, even if this is the end of Good Omens nothing says that (with the proper permissions of course it's just Neil Gaiman wouldn't have to be actively involved) they couldn't make a sequel series (as continuation-sequel-reboot-y-things seem to be trendy) so this isn't the end of Crowley, Aziraphale and all those other beloved characters

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Just one camel toe per pad, to be clear

It provides a treat if someone takes some candy, but if someone tries to take all the candy it provides a trick. When someone flips it over to dump all the candy into a trick-or-treat container the false bottom swings open dumping all the nacho cheese sauce that was underneath it.

A vampire has a podcast or some thing and complains and answers questions from someone complains about blood sucking being fake or turning in animals not just bat or all of them being Italian/Romman

Its like having your cake, and eating it too. You get to put the prisoners somewhere they will be absolutely zero burden on society, but you don't have to involve actual executions at all.

Also they can't really escape because the land is harsher than the prison.

Because I'm sick of always trying to be fooled. I'd enjoy the videos even knowing they're fake, but it really irks me to find out in the comments. This could be automated.

I've never had to deal with shampoo pre-cum so that industry seems to have it figured out. Get it together, ketchup.

This way, if the player suffers an injury which ends their career as a football player, they can still use their degree to get another job.