/r/CrazyIdeas
Is your idea too crazy to work? So crazy it might work? Perfect.
Create super hobos? Elaborate. Invisible spiders? Why not? There are no wrong ideas!
Don't be a dick
Submit original, interesting ideas. Sense, rationality, possibility and ethics are for sissies.
If the entire purpose of the idea is the setup for a pun, it doesn't belong here.
3.1. As a rule of thumb, if your idea ends in "call it ___", it's probably a bad idea.
3.2. If an idea stands on its own as an interesting, crazy idea without the pun, submit it. Add the pun in the comments or maybe in the description if you really want to.
Posts shouldn't be for the sole purpose of complaining about a certain thing rather than add an alternative.
4.1. Examples are "vote for Donald Trump" or "shut down Fox News". It's not a crazy idea, it's just being annoying.
4.2. This goes for everything of the sort. No political bias here (we hope).
Please keep the circle jerk politics post to a minimum.
Some ideas are definitely more common than others. Use the search bar to see if it's been done before.
6.1. "Hold a special Olympics where everyone takes drugs!"
6.2. "Put all prisoners/politicians in an arena and make them fight to the death!"
6.3. Literally anything to do with April Fools Day. If it involves April 1st, chances are you can remove the April 1st bit and it'd be just as valid.
6.4. "For just one day, swap these two subreddits!"
Tag NSFW posts.
NOTE:
Awesome ideas are just as welcome here as well. Anything is possible, anything you think about can work in your imagination. So don't comment saying "this belongs in /r/AwesomeIdeas!", we love you and accept you.
/r/CrazyIdeas
Every year should be different and have different length weeks,, some weeks should be 10 day long with a break of 3 days (weekend), some weeks should be 2 days working and one day weekend, other weeks should be 5 day long and 2 days of weekend, others should be 12 day long with a 4 day weekend, and so on, this would make life not so boring.
You know, like mustard, but...
When you die, you stay around as a ghost until your funeral. You can communicate with the living, although it's extremely difficult to get them to hear or understand what you're saying. This is unfortunate because once your funeral is over, you lose your connection to the living and can no longer communicate with them at all. (All ghosts that people have seen after the person's funeral has already happened are imaginary). Then you have to move on to the afterlife, which overcrowded and tedious so nobody wants you there. So the world at any one time is filled with ghosts desparely trying to persuade their loved ones not to hold a funeral for them, which never works.
Do they even tour anymore?
This could work better if we make a 4 day work week and the 3rd day off is considered national voting day where everyone votes.
This approach will probably need to involve vehicles that are driverr-assisted or full automated self-driving, so it may not be practical yet unless you get a third person to serve as valet.
But you the client pay for gas and the therapy session, and the therapist decides where to go and the route to take. And you just go.
One session might be going to a public park to sit and talk in privacy in the therapy car.
Other times it may just be driving around town with no particular destination in mind. It's whatever the needs of the client are, determined by the therapist.
Instead of everyone having saturdays and sundays off each person is randomly assigned 2 days off throughout the week. For example Chris might have off days on Tuesdays and Fridays while Jill might have Sunday and Monday off. This way you won't run into the issue where you have to go somewhere but they are only open on weekdays when you are working
This will help offset the overrepresentation of rural states.
They have 3 days to give you an invoice, or else you can take them to court and have a marshal take money out of their bank account.
They should pass this law, just for the sake of symmetry, and it'll be fine because that's something that will never, ever happen.
No modern reproduction "throwback" recipes, just the original ingredients as prepared in the 70s.
https://np.reddit.com/r/VintageMenus/comments/11wlz6t/taco\_bells\_menu\_in\_the\_70s\_teaching\_americans/
So can we make a express brand that's takes order, have a big rocket to deliver them all to space. Then have satellites carry those orders, get to the exact coordinate of your house and drop it right at your front door. And it's an order from America or Europe to the middle of no where in less than a week (if the express brand decided to launch rockets weekly) or less then a 2 days (if the express brand decided to launch rocket everyday
this should go without saying, but do not try this at home
strapping an SRB to the underside of the seat and point the exhaust out the back, hit the ignition and cling on for dear life
place a grenade on the ground and attach a string to the pin. put a blast proof helmet over it, crouch on the helmet and pull the pin via the string, you will be catapulted by the blast
For convienient flatulence transportation
Why not buy legal mushroom spores and grow your own at home, and then once a week or so, bag them up and go to a place with lots of drug addicts and give them out for free, most will not reject free drugs and you might end up saving lives.
Cream soda is milk, sugar, and vanilla all in one. And maybe the carbonation will be fun.
This Crazy Idea is to remove humidity from the air inside of a clothes dryer without either adding heat or using expensive or eco-unfriendly artificial refrigerants.
How it would work:
ThisCrazy Idea is basically taking the process commonly used to liquify air, using a lower power, lower pressure version of it to liquify humidity.
It might be better to an use alternative pneumatic motor if the turbo expander is likely to be damaged by water.
This could be considered a heat pump based device, but one which uses cheap, safe refrigerants R718 (water) and R729 (air).
So, the mods at *many* subs are downright fascist. They ban people for posting dissenting ideas to groupthink, they ban people for calling mods out when they ban other people, and they permaban for messaging the mod over a suspension.
So, here's the lawsuit. These mods are destroying reddit communities. In addition, when a mod bans a person for something trivial, and that person makes another account to ban evade the original ban because his community was there, then reddit admins side with the mod. There is no holding mods to account and they are driving users away from the platform.
So, what are some common sense reforms?
While a user is temp banned from a sub, they cannot be perma banned from a sub. This is to prevent retaliation bans, where a reddit user questions a temp ban and gets a perma ban for annoying the mod.
Perma bans need to have a jury trial. These are serious infractions, and simply saying "its my opinion that comunism sucks" on a communist subreddit, or saying that the mods are power tripping for calling a user racist when the user wasnt racist and was instead calling out political ideologies that were not in line with the mods favourite ideology, or banning everyone that participates in a thread that is calling out the mods in dissent? Yeah, that's wrong, and ban evaders in that case are in the right, and the mods are in the wrong and the admins are in the wrong for siding with the mods. Why? It breaks up communities and fractures shareholder value, lower advertising revenue which is a direct challenge to the fiduciary duty that the admins have to the shareholders. Therefore, legally speaking the shareholders have a tort against reddit admins for letting mods run amok.
Temp bans need to be made the goto tools. mods should have 5 or so 3 day bans per day they can hand out before they need another mod to approve a 3 day ban. 3 hour bans are more appropriate.
There needs to be an appeal system. A moderator of moderators. If a person appeals their ban, it goes to jury, and if the jury upholds it, the banned person should be able to pay an official reddit moderator which is a paid position to review their case. If the official moderator rules against the mod, the person is immune to being banned by that mod for 1 week, and the mod gets a demerit. After so many strikes, mods are required to step down, or take a mod coaching class. Which is a paid class sold by reddit. For $100. That's right. The mods who abuse their power now have to pay to keep it, and get lectured on why they shouldn't abuse their power. By a video class from the admins.