Need someone to help give this girl a good time

Younger guy looking for ladies to dm me and see where it goes

Any ladies on here wanna meet up and blow me in my truck every once in a while?

Title. Dunno why this subreddit has them locked to such an arbitrarily lower number, but I'm a 1x1 text-based roleplayer looking for somebody interested in the same thing that might also happen to enjoy games developed by Paradox Interactive; I'm a big fan of the Princes of Darkness mod for CK3. I've provided a writing sample down below; I work at Amazon and otherwise tend to split my interests between Star Wars, New Vegas, Yakuza, and any other Obsidian Entertainment titles.

The boar is not dead, though to all the other hunters’ senses it is.  It lays motionless on its side within the sled, tied down by rope with two arrows sticking discordantly out of its hide like seams of broken bone.  Frozen blood pools in the cracked stomach of the sled, collecting rather than leaking now that red ice has sealed the wood.  Poison leaching out of the arrowheads keeps the boar docile, and its breathing so light that only Trapper can see.  An ovate in too-thin robes shivers as she ties a garland of rosemary around the beast’s neck, murmuring prayers to the ancestors that they might find the kill worthy.

Winter has seized the land in its vise, its unending waves of cold and snow having transformed the Barony of Marlas into a crueler scape, one Trapper doesn’t quite recognize.  Tranquility abounds along the driven snow, all through the clearing, hiding the buried world and the woes of man but unable to snuff them out.  Trapper knows well what a mirage it is, the oppressive winters of his homeland no less savage than the bloodletting summers.  The numbing cold does not soothe his aches, for he knows they’ll be worse come morning, come the thaw.  Too soon this clearing will melt, its river gone from white to red, the whole Septima Line thrust back to war.

Baron Orys refuses to yield to midnight season, to accept its peace, and so from his great warhorse’s saddle he brazenly belts out a mixture of drunken lyrics and commands, determined to master this hunt even if he does not partake.  An entourage on horseback spreads out in his orbit, ranging from eager young footmen to grizzled junkers, all in varying states of inebriation at his command.  Their braying is nearly louder than the hounds’, who hungrily stalk between the sled and the hole they pulled the boar out from.  Teased by the hunt but yet unrewarded, they’re too unruly to be kept in check by the kennel master.

On foot slog the unfortunates who actually have to take part in the hunt, Trapper among them.  They huddle into their hemp canvas cloaks, glancing up at the moody afternoon sky threatening to crack open with another snowstorm.  Dark clouds sweep in low from the south like a riptide, a single vast current swept in from the mountains already menacing the Oldwoods.  Its furthest gales reach them as tongues of vengeful cold, flecks of whipped-up snow biting into Trapper’s exposed skin.

By the boar’s nest leans a typical Mallean, one of Trapper’s two erstwhile comrades.  Sigorn is tall, pale, broad, with the close-set, wide-boned features of a commoner, and a shock of red hair grown out to protect against the elements.  Beneath his cloak he proudly bears his blood-flecked armor, each dent a Darkman put into it a point of dear pride.  He’s not the only one, either, the clearing filled with dozens of youths whose first blooding ended in victory amid a blizzard.  Baron Orys, deep into his cups after six days of nonstop celebration, saw a break in the storms and gladly called a hunt.  When informed he could not go on account of his shattered knee - he simply grinned, and ordered himself tied to his saddle.

Trapper remembers the moment his lord fell from the saddle, burned into his nerves.  The screaming of horses, skidding hooves catching on the frozen ground.  On the edges of his vision a rider smashes into a branch in the din, others don’t move at all for fear of the blizzard.  His spurs dig, his borrowed steed whines, and he races for his lord - only for another to reach him first.  

“What a woman.”  Sigorn sighs beside Trapper, craning his neck to look at one of their lord’s companions of honor.  Susannah Oye, junker unlike the others, a pretty, willowy noblewoman well into motherhood, with the lean, ruthless look of a ranger.  Her two poisoned arrows are what struck the boar down, and her pride curls off her body like steam.  Sigorn’s face cracks into exaggerated appreciation, and then he turns to their lord’s other honored companion.  Another woman, this one as young as they are, haughtily-built and leering with none of Susannah’s refinement.  Many of those looks are reserved for Trapper, forced to slog on foot as just another hunter.  “Anya too.  I think she fancies you, eh?”

Love red toes or French manicures. Would love to suck on your toes and get a foot job.

About me. 39-year-old male, employed, mentally sane and explicitly discreet, I'm also a huge foodie. I am DDF. I am 6'2, 219lbs. Tall, I have hazel eyes, blonde and pepper hair. I can hold a conversation, I am a great listener; I will be in Milwaukee on Wednesday 11/13. Looking to grab drinks, dinner, conversation (my treat) maybe more if we click. Never been to Milwaukee. I will have a hotel room for the evening.

What am I looking for? A woman, Your relationship status is of no importance.

My expectations? Short list, honestly. My asks are that you please be mentally sane, DDF and somewhat professional. DM me I can connect on Reddit PM and other messaging apps (see profile) If you are an escort or OF. Respectfully, please don't message me.

Looking for Something Real – A Connection That Lasts

Hi, I’m a Surgery Director from the Midwest. While I value my career, I’m also looking for something more. Life can be routine, and sometimes, I crave the excitement that comes with real connection — the butterflies, the endless conversations, and the spark of attraction.

I’m seeking someone who’s in a similar situation—looking for that same kind of chemistry and companionship. It’s not about finding the “perfect match” but rather someone who gets it, who understands the balance of life and wants to share moments of honesty, humor, and real conversation.

If you're someone who values a meaningful connection, can keep up with deep conversations, and knows how to appreciate the subtle magic between two people, let’s talk. Let’s see if the attraction is there and if we can enjoy those moments together let’s ride off into the sunset.

Reach out if you’re ready to explore something new — no pressure, no expectations, just genuine connection.

Wife is looking for some fun next Friday and Saturday we can host send pictures let's chat and see where things go

Looking for some fun today.

Do you fantasize about vacationing on Ryza?

Do you crave human touch like Rogue?

Would you like to have a deep conversation with Bartlett?

Maybe drive around in a vehicle like Bumblebee?

Then I may be right for you.

A little about me, but as you guessed, I'm pretty much a nerd. I like lots of the nerdy stuff and don't shy away from it. It's part of the fun of life. I'm 6 feet tall, brown hair, hazel eyes, and a dad bod.

Looking for someone who likes to have a good conversation and wants to have fun. I'm not one who is going to get hung up on looks. I'm one who is more interested in who you are as a person and make a connection.

So if your tired of hiding your nerdy side. If your partner won't let you express it and your kids get embarrassed by it, then hit me up. I would love to let your inner nerd out.

Come be my Beast in the streets and Velma in the sheets.

I'm a 39yr old, married, professional looking for a little bit of fun during my downtime. My wife isn't very adventurous in the bedroom and in general just has a lower sex drive and I'm seeking other outlets. I'm not really sure how far I want to take this yet and I'm just sort of feeling it out as I go. I thought it'd be nice to have someone somewhat local to get to know, flirt and chat with off and on throughout the week I'm interested in the possibility of a married woman in a similar situation, at least that was my original idea, but I could see the fun in a single lady as well. If I had a type it's definitely the thicker, milf/mom bod, but I can be convinced otherwise. Shoot me a chat if this is in anyway appealing.

Looking for a FWB near the Waukesha and Pewaukee area. I mostly work nights so would mostly be available in the morning. Let me have breakfast in bed and I promise you'll start your day satisfied ;). DM me and let's see if you're up for it. Interested in gaming and produce my own ambient and lofi.

Mfm threesome with a dp lmk if you're interested with pictures please ladies only and no i won't buy your OF

Bored as all hell, any ladies want to talk for starters?

From out of town but I work in the Appleton area every few months. Up that way again later this week. Looking for some fun people in the area to chat with in advance and hopefully meet up if we click. Always have a hotel room I can host at in the area. Let me know if you are interested and we can chat sometime.

Hi there tall husky dad in a dead bedroom. Just looking for someone to chat with and have fun and hopefully meet up for irl encounters. I prefer someone that is in the same kind of situation, but am open to others. All ages and sizes welcome.

Long week seeing what's out there for the weekend. Hung uncut clean ddf. Won't do raw unless you are recently tested and on bc sorry not that big a risk taker! Not looking for pic collectors. 18-50 age range. Can host or go to you. All body types welcome just make sure you love cum! I'm not white I'm mixed so don't be shocked.( have to say it sadly y'all know who you are )

... personality. And and big, fat sense of humor.

Not only am I funny, I'm also not horrible looking, I'm smart, I'm thoughtful, live alone, have a great career, my credit score is over 800, I drive a super-sexy minivan (total panty dropper, I know) AND I have a second bathroom! What else could anyone ask for? I think I'm a pretty damn good catch. ;)

I've made longer posts in the past that go into more detail if you're interested but I thought I'd try a shorter one this time. I even did a long AMA and answered everything.

If you think we'd get along, send a chat or message if it's being glitchy. A pic would be appreciated but not necessary.

Here's me: Imgur

Hey!

Just moved into town and looking to connect with other open-minded people. Love getting the chance to get to know someone and explore each other’s sexualities. Here are some of my sexual interests:

Roleplay, group, dom/sub, bondage, toys, taming, lactation, free use, cnc (only with great prior communication)

I also think great sex comes best with great chemistry. So, here’s some of my hobbies outside of the bedroom:

Museums, photography, hiking, film, music production, cooking, sports (golf/pickleball/kayaking), food, gaming, concerts

Let me know if this sounds fun to you! Looking forward to meeting you :)

Hello

I thought it would be nice to find someone here to have some fun with. I've met up with women from reddit before and have had a great time. I think we could make each other feel really good. I'm passionate, friendly, and I love to cuddle :) Let's get to know each other and our desires.

Some of my stats are: I'm white, 6'2, 160lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, bearded (it's soft), and I have a nice thick cock. Let me know if you're interested!

DL masc guy here looking for some fun this weekend. Love giving head and bottoming when it comes to it. I'm pretty open to most things so if you're just looking for a blow and go that's cool too. Only interested in other DL/masc guys. Please be under 40.

Hey there 29M looking for females around the Neshkoro area to hook-up with nsa.

Straight 26yo looking for a bud to watch porn and jerk with. Pm me.

I think partner yoga is a beautiful art form, and a really fun way for us to exercise together. I’ve been lifting weights for a long time, so I feel really comfortable with the poses where I lift you above me. Partner plank, lifting you with my feet and having you stretch out your arms like superman, etc. should be no problem. I think helping your partner gently stretch their muscles is a really great way of caring for them.

I also think that occasionally a shared yoga routine is a great form of foreplay. Seeing you in leggings and a tight fighting shirt or sports bra will always make me happy.

Here’s what I am picturing.

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We both walk into the living room carrying a yoga mat. I’m wearing a tight fitting t-shirt and short shorts. You’re wearing a sports bra and matching dark blue leggings.

We set our yoga mats side by side. You give me slight smile and a wink.

We set down cross legged with our backs touching, feeling each other breathe.

We start a yoga workout routine from a yoga instructional video that we’ve done so often that we’ve memorized it and no longer need the video.

We start with the cobra pose, stretching our abs. We periodically look at each to admire each other’s body. When our eyes meet, we giggle.

When we get to the part of the workout where we stand up and balance on one leg with one foot resting on our quadricep in tree pose, you stand next to me to help me balance. When I rest both feet back on the ground, you take my shirt and pull it above my head and toss it to the side.

After you perform tree pose and then rest both feet back on the ground, I embrace you from behind, and hold you close for a moment. Then I take your sports bra, and pull it over your head and toss it to the side.

We return to alternating poses in the workout. After each pose, we caress each other’s back and arms or kiss each other’s chest and neck.

Near the end of the workout, you perform a pose where your feet and hands are on the ground and your butt is in the air. I come up behind you and pull your pants down to your ankles as slowly as I can, trailing kisses down your legs. You lift your legs up one at a time so I can slip your pants off past your feet. You aren’t wearing anything underneath.

You stand back up and we face each other. You slowly pull down my shorts, looking me in the eye the entire way.

The last pose in the workout is to simply lie on your back and relax. We lie down on the ground on our backs next to each other. You reach across and touch my chest to feel my heartbeat, but instead of being relaxed, my heart is pounding in my chest.

I crawl over and put my face in between your legs. I start tracing circles on your vulva with my tongue. At first you take a hand and start idly playing with my hair, but as your breathing slowly gets faster, you take my hands instead and interlace your fingers in mine. You grip my hands tighter as your voice gets higher pitched until eventually you relax.

I roll back over on my back and we lay there again, but this time, I have my hand on your breast, feeling your heartbeat.

You reach across and start lazily stroking my penis. Eventually you sit up and take my penis in your mouth. Once you start to feel my body tense up, you climb on top of me, and start rocking your hips back and forth. I reach down and start gently rubbing your vulva with my fingers.

We help talk each other through slowing down and speeding up until we are perfectly in sync. We feel each other tense up more and more until we finish together. You slowly stop moving your hips, and then dismount and lie on top of me with your chest touching mine.

We lie there, marveling at how lucky we are to be together.

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Other things:

I want a relationship where as partners we take care of each other. Especially after this week, I think it’s also important for us to find ways to take care of each other as a community. I really like to cook and bake. It would be really awesome if you were interested in baking food with me for community events for people who might not always have enough to eat.

About me: Work in tech at a job I really like. Play piano, would love to serenade you. Would also love to cook/bake for you.