Simultaneously establishing social proof by disclosing an indiscretion with an amateur porn star, and negging Feminism in an interview with NYMag.com.

SO FUCKING ALPHA. AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL.

You know this is gonna work, his Game is epic.

Saw Les Mis recently, and WOW, it's a very important contemporary work. The film is a visually sumptuous and heart-rending tale about the dangers of the Friendzone.

[Spoilers ahead!]

So, there's a guy named Marius. Classic alpha. He's like leading a rebellion, which provides social proof and is a HUGE demonstration of higher value. After all, George Washington lead a revolution, and that guy has his picture on dollars an states an districts of columbia. So power.

ANYways, Marius is going around starting revolts like a total baller, and there's this woman Eponine with a SERIOUS case of one-itis. For serious, Eponine can't get over Marius's mighty alpha male essence, so she helps him K-close with this HB named Cosette. Then Eponine sings a song about what a total gangster Marius is, and how she's hell of misérable. You don't hear him say it, but then Marius probably tells Cosette that Eponine is a really tight friend, like a sister to him.

So, Eponine ends up in the friendzone REALLY hard. So hard that she decides life sux too much, and she joins the revolt. All these soldiers show up with muskets and big hats and buckles, and they start shooting at the students. Eponine sees that Marius is in danger, and she realizes that life is NOT worth living when you're in the friendzone!

Eponine takes a bullet for Marius, ending her friendzoned torment once and for all and letting Marius totally f-close with Cosette, who's like a HB8, but an old-time HB10.

So, fellow PUAs, let Les Mis and the story of Eponine serve as a warning: the friendzone kills!

I'm speaking as a dad here. The idea is that PUA culture is a gamification of charisma/romance, like a gamefaqs guide for getting to have sex with other people.

I call this one "The Playground Paramour". I'm working to get this copyrighted, so no stealing.

Go to a playground. You may bring a camera, but be sure to check your local ordinances first. Start watching a single child intently, perhaps taking out a notepad every few minutes and jotting something down. Eventually, the concerned mother will ask what the fuck you are doing. Make your move.

Speaking of which, I've gotten drunk off rubbing alcohol again and I'm having trouble finding my way to the playground. Can you help me? Here's a map I had lying around.

ok so i was at the club earlyer and i approached this HB8 and opened up asking her if she saw the midgets fighting outside she said no and i said "well it was p funny" and she said "cool" and ithought i was being too nice so to knock her down a peg and demonstrate value w/ my humor i said "hey nice makeup is it real lol" and she looked at me weird for a sec and went back to talking to her friend

i dont know what im doing wrong pls help i am 28 and still a virgin pls this shit has to work on one of these whores eventually

I always get a chocolate moustache and it interferes with my P-closes

Here's a story:

*male OP posts a picture of a random female cosplayer to r/gaming for the karma and gets a bunch of creepy PMs

*OP's comment makes r/bestof, inspiring much discussion about sexism on reddit

*OP's experience inspires a new subreddit /r/creepyPMs to shed more light on the creepy private messages some people receive on reddit

*OP gets some subtle flirtatious signals from a girl woman following his thread, and more subtle flirtacious signals in IN ALL CAPS

*OP blows it with a dumb remark

Good thing for OP, he realized this was no harmless pokemon cosplay fling, but that this redditress was just trying to emasculate him, and would probably make him run around town in a Misty costume, and might not even give him a sexual reward for it. What a waste of time.

OP uses "SEXIST REMARK" and it's highly effective. Redditress averted!

So this is my first field report, go easy on me!

I was sitting chatting last night on the net with some friends, including a male. He was a pretty good NW8+. Let's call him Wizard_Baby. I could tell because he was online with me, which meant he had a computer, and he was a good talker - meant he had enough confidence to just chat with a girl. He also didn't have any clue that I'm a KUA, which was cool because his guard was down.

So I start by talking about life experiences. How my day was, what I think about facebook, those kinds of things. It always helps them get in the mood, let their guard down more and trust, ya know? WB seems receptive. Kept chatting with me. I don't really care what we were talking about, but I keep talking to keep him interested. We're both browsing Reddit (because Reddit is awesome) and he's on the Seddit sub (ironic he didn't notice what I'm doing ammirite?). He asks me if I know what a term meant and I answer him honestly. I've no reason to be ashamed of Game! It did kind of tip him off though, he throws a classic shit test my way ("How many times have you negged me in this chat without me realizing it!?"). I know better to answer that, but I see an opportunity to get further in my spermjacking goals so I'm like "Oh Wiz, I'm sure you know you're smart enough to pick up on negs most of the time." Classic response.

He does notice the neg this time though, to his credit. "YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!" Kinda makes me laugh actually, NW's love to think they know what's going on, so I play along, with a "See, you've just proven yourself."

Wizard_Baby's clever, he's got his Frugal Shield up now and throws his next shit test at me, testing the waters, seeing how far this will go, with a "my self esteem is shattered". That was when I knew I had him and his sperm. I'm not taking this tongue-in-cheek dismissive response, so I throw back my classic neg, "Then you should be counting yourself lucky that I'm talking to you ;) ", and follow that up with "*hand slides down your arm comfortingly*".

Throws him completely off. It took a minute for him to respond, he was clearly trying to figure out whether or not he wanted to throw money at me yet. It's obvious to both of us at this point that it's futile to try, but he puts up a Last Minute Neg in response "wow it's like I really am being creeped on", trying to throw me off my game. I laughed in my head. Such a typical response - trying to throw off how much he wants to ejaculate into a cup for me. Are all NW's like that? I didn't really believe the LMN was a thing but let me tell you, it totally is! I've seen it in the wild.

My last response was epic. I wait a minute, letting him think that shamed me and that I won't go on trying, before pulling this one out:

"Is it? I thought it was just playful banter between friends *looks slightly wounded*"

BOOM! Cue guilt, shame for the attempt at LMN, and dropping the pants for the sperm. I-close. S-close. Hell yea. My night was excellent.

I just wanted to let you all know how excellent my night was, and not to stop practicing your Game! All it takes is a little bit of guilt and manipulation! If I can do it, you can!

Edit: I've totally got him on the hook. He just sent me this^(This_is_actually_narrated_by_Wizard_Baby_himself). I don't know how he saw my post, but he's clearly trying to keep me in his life so he can see the child that his sperm will eventually produce. Haha, shows what he knows. He'll be paying for his lapse in judgement for 18 years!

and now I'm making it really awkward for me, I keep seeing myself everywhere! How do I let me know I'm really not interested in anything long term?

wtf how did they possibly think that wasn't a terrible name

Love. Take me now

No, seriously, love take me now

EDIT: THANK YOU for all your questions I'm done answering. WHOOO that was tiring.

walked up to this HB9.5 and said "Hey baby, you look like you post on Reddit"

Okay bros all you need to do to f-close is to press up up down down left right left right b a and you can can coast through any game made by konami