Probably the most generic post, but no less genuine for it!

Usually I’m based out of Wycombe, but I’m down to meet anyone within 50 miles as I enjoy driving and fuel/hotel costs would be well worth it! Since I can’t host at my house it doesn’t matter too much how far you are- I’m down to book a hotel if you can’t host either!

I’m looking for someone to show me the ropes, to help explore what I’m into and teach me how to pleasure a lady. That doesn’t have to include me receiving any service (including sex) if you’re not down for that, I’d welcome any experience! Preferably it’d turn into a FWB situation, but if you only want a one-time thing, I’m cool with that too. It doesn’t matter if you’re more experienced (pretty likely all things considered haha) or as inexperienced as me as long as you’re down to get down!

If you’re asking yourself why a 24yo hasn’t got laid yet, the answer is a combination of having a long-term asexual girlfriend (who recently gave me permission to start looking), bad luck, and mild social anxiety (posting this is definitely out of my comfort zone!)

A little bit about me: SFW: I’m white, have blue eyes and short brown hair, am average height for a guy (5’9”). Fit but not buff or slim, 70kg. Enjoy reading, walking, baking, science, sci-fi- I can talk a little about most subjects, there’s a lot of random stuff in this head. A good (bad?) dad joke or pun is always entertaining.

NSFW: Kinks- I’m not too sure, I’d like to explore! (I know I’d like to film it but a lot of people aren’t cool with that so feel free to say no.) I’m down to give anal sex and anal fingering, but not to rim or receive anything anal (rimming, fingering, pegging, etc). I’m about 7 inches when fully going, and as far as I can tell I’ve got good endurance, but you’ll be the judge of that!

I’m clean- I tested about 2 weeks ago in preparation for posting here.

Ask me for a photo of me! I’m not comfortable just putting one out on the Internet!

If you’re interested, drop me your ASL!

Hi,

M here. We're a couple in Birmingham that want to find a third. We're both straight, so it's all a treat for F. We had a bit of success from here earlier this year but would like to try again.

M is reasonably fit (but looking a bit chubby right now), 5'11, clean shaven. F is around 5'9, slim, brunette. We won't be sending pictures over, as there's too many collectors out there.

About you:

-Able to send at least one picture over so we can get a sense of what you look like (doesn't have to be face, but would appreciate more than just a dick pic) -Able to meet somewhere in Birmingham first -Able to hold a conversation -White -Aged between 25-30 -Not overweight -Clean -Easy going -Can follow instructions

23+ please. Sfw or nsfw I guess. I'm quite boring really but easy going. I play far too many games so it might be nice for someone that plays occasionally, but by no means a deal breaker. I have an intense job so use games to cut off. I don't mind the odd walk or jog but I'm not a fitness fanatic by any stretch of the imagination. I am an athletic build though.

Hi,

I’m a 40 year old British guy looking for someone for long term chats and potentially leading towards meeting in IRL if the location, vibe and the chemistry fit.

Ideally I’m looking for someone who I can talk to about our day to day life’s, the SFW stuff and not just the spicy stuff.

I’m a standard, mostly by the book, 40 years old nerd so I to all of the usually suspects like sci-fi, fantasy, 80s and 90s nostalgia (probably considered ancient history to most of you!). I like fashion, politics, history, music, books and art but also enjoy a healthy dose of just sitting around watching Netflix.

If any of this sounds interesting, give me a shout and we can get to know each other more.

N

Masc submissive guy looking for fit footy lads⚽ , rugby lads and dominants. No anonymous lads, be willing to show face. Into kinky meets.

I've got a short beard & average/slim body. I can host. Not meeting anon

Barely legal 18f for your taking ;)

I’m going through such a phase (which began decades ago 🤪) of being breast obsessed.

Whatever you might want to talk about or even show me relating to yours, I’m almost certainly down.

I just ask that you’re definitely a woman and that you are capable of holding a conversation. I’m also looking for someone in England.

As a starter - I really love the visual of a woman wearing a top but wearing a bag, the strap of which bisects her breasts and makes the shape of them really clearly defined. 🤤

Happy Wednesday! Hope you’re all doing something fun later!

After a great meeting last time, I’m back!

I have been a qualified masseuse for the past 4 years thanks to lockdown and within the last year, discovered Yoni massages. I can send you a link for you to read but in short, it’s a tantric, sensual massage mainly focusing on your vagina, nipples and bum to create stimulation in a way you’ll never have felt before. Consider it like edging, but with lots more touches, techniques and buildup involved.

I want to stress, this is a completely non reciprocal experience. This is entirely about you. You may think, what do I get out of it? But from experiences like these, I’m able to give someone a euphoric experience they’ve never had before and I massively enjoy the comments I get during and after, as well as turn on which is getting people off.

I don’t want to say this isn’t for the faint hearted but it is intense at some points. I’ve had first time squirters (regularly), constant contractions for 10 minutes after and a few happy tears. I’m not trying to scare you off, it’s just always good to know how intense something will be!

I’m conventionally attractive, 5’11, white British and a great communicator, trustworthy and down to earth.

So.. are you looking to come out of your comfort zone and experience something new? Send me a chat and see if we click!

Cheers,

Looking to meet new people to hang out with socially, such as at the pub, cinema, gaming, pool/arcade hobbies but also someone who needs a regular buddy to fuck.

I'm a bottom so open to you fucking me as when we both need it. I do like to wear panties & tights as well too.

Don't mind if you are in a relationship already just be honest about it from the start and practice safe sex.

Ideally, someone local to Birmingham as hoping for regular social meet ups.

I'm 5'7 if that matters and white.

Please ask any questions if you have any :)

Anyone for a chat

I’m fun, laid back and open minded. Handsome, in reasonably good shape, well groomed and have tattoos. Based in Suffolk. Happy to travel but ideally looking to meet someone reasonably local. Looking to fill the void in my sexless marriage. Let’s chat and see where it goes. Happy to share pics once chatting.

Hey there. Based in Kent, free house tomorrow or happy to drop by if you can host. Looking mainly for a good bj, happy to reciprocate x

Me: 5’10, slim athletic build, 78kg, few tattoos, 6 inches 🍆, brown hair and eyes

Hit me up, happy to send pick

A woman’s voice is gods gift to men, change my mind! There’s just something about a woman’s voice that just makes me want to…..maybe it’s better if I don’t say 🤭

Screw texting, that leads to nothing. I want to feel the emotion in your voice. I’m looking for someone who would classify themselves as fun, I don’t want to go through all this generic bs of finding out what you do for work and what are your life aspirations. I want to joke, get giddy, flirt and just not get too serious about stuff. I want a girl who will be able to rile me up, make fun of me and just engage in banter. I can be quite mean (jokingly) so you gotta be able to take a joke cus if you’re not then you’re going to hate me but it’s 2024, people get offended about anything nowadays lol

Obvs we can’t voice note each other here so maybe we could move to discord and I can ridicule you there hehe

DM’s open

I’m visiting UK soon and I’m looking for a young athletic/fit guy to enjoy the visit with. I’m openminded, love sports, reading and cooking, also go partying untill the morning. I also have a wild side 😜

hi! i’m sophie :))

I forgot to put it in the title but I’m from hertfordshire

i’m a 21 year old whose trying to get her life together at the moment. i’m a massive goofball

i love sims 4 and animal crossing (although i will be branching into more games soon - have a gaming pc but it’s at home so only have access to it over the weekend !!!)

i am looking for someone uk based to be a hopeless romantic with!! i’m obsessed with cute dates - wholesome vibes are the best vibes in my opinion

physically, i am 5ft5, shoulder length brown curly hair, green eyes and big glasses. i am chubby but working on loosing weight atm.

i dont know what else to say but hai! i’d love to chat with new people and hopefully find my partner for a long term relationship!!!

Looking to experience something new

Title revision because I messed up the last time. I’m in great shape. Looking for preferably older woman but age isn’t really a problem. I’d love to get to know you a bit as well.

We could go for a drink and see what happens. If we do meet, no expectations or assumptions – I understand that just agreeing to meet doesn’t mean things are inevitable, but we can certainly see if there’s chemistry. I am 5”9, white British, slim, and work out to keep myself in shape. I have a good job and my own place. Two kids I have half the week, this half I am free man! My interests are writing, philosophy, literature (esp. poetry – reading and writing), art, football, the gym. I am not really dating at the moment, but I don’t want to live like a celibate monk in the meantime. In this hyper-real, hyper-digital world, reddit in-person encounters are important! We can break out of the pattern for one night. You: slim, single, and kind hearted. I have a thing for a nylon so if you wear those, I’ll be half yours…drop me a line, will send you a pic straight away. Enjoy your day.

Good afternoon, I just wanted to share a little bit about myself. I'm looking forward to connecting with new people and having some great conversations – not just today, but hopefully for a long time to come!

I work in IT, and for the past 4 years, I've been working from home, which can get a bit lonely.

I'm a huge fan of Formula One and I follow it closely both on and off the track. I also love watching or listening to cricket. Test match special on in the backgroubd whilst relaxing is amazing.

Engineering is something that fascinates me, and I like to keep up with the latest advances in different areas. That's part of why I'm so into Formula One. To unwind and stay active, I love getting out into the countryside, either on my bike or just going for a walk. It would be fantastic to find someone who shares my love for road cycling and wants to join me on future adventures!

Now if things did progress more I am very much open-minded and have a number of kinks that I would like to explore so if this is something that interests you too then please do let me know.

Thank you for reading! If any of this resonates with you, I'd love to hear from you. Let's chat?

I’m professionally and generally in life doing very well and have a lot going for me but I haven’t given enough time to dating or meeting my physical needs, a friend mentioned Reddit/r4r so here I am!

Appearance-wise, I’ve been told I look like an Italian Jake Gyllenhaal, and I look after my appearance, including the way I dress and present myself.

I live in London in my own flat (Liverpool Street area) - no flatmates so that’s a plus.

So, with all of that in mind, I’m looking for someone on the submissive side who likes the idea of a tall, dominant and successful man having his way with you and making you his own. I’m very happy to host and, as I’m based quite central, you’re welcome to come by for a short amount of time or even stay for longer e.g overnight, we’ll see where it goes.

Finally, respect is really important to me so I make sure I’m clean, communicative and always focussed on you having a good and relaxed time. I don’t want drama or anything like that, life is short! If things can develop between us then I’m open to it but no hard feelings if not.

Hey there, it is as the post says. I have an average build, short/medium brown hair, brown eyes and am 5ft 11. I am looking to do this on the 10th of November and any woman is welcome to help. I'd like verification to be sent when messaged if you're interested. Thanks

Hey there. As title says I'm mostly a gamer looking to chat about games, naughty stuff and basically whatever. Constantly looking for interesting conversation but tend to be rather flirty that's why posting in these kinda groups 😅

For reference my platinums are good indicator of games I've really enjoyed since takes so much time and effort to platinum something, got 52 of them now and the stand outs are: Minecraft, Elden Ring, Dragon's Dogma 2, Nioh 2, Sekiro, Remnant 2, Bloodborne, Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty, God Eater Resurrection, Dark Cloud, Okami HD, Remnant: From the Ashes, Remnant 2, Human Fall Flat, Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin, Tunic, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart, We Were Here 1 to 4, Control etc

Oh and for horny chats I'm very open minded and honest about stuff except not into blood or gross stuff. And yes open about my size but don't send unsolicited pictures.

If choose to message say "meow" or "woof" with ASL to show you read this all, thank you 🥰

Been on and off here for quite a while but thought id see if theres anyone out there who fancies some no strings fun?

Some things about me:

• Fully single. I'd like it if you were as well
• I enjoy the standard stuff i guess? Gym / Sports / Drinking / Socializing
• Sucker for curves. Also a massive kink for going down on you
• Average build / 6ft tall and can host

Drop me a message if any of the above interests you? 25+ please (no upper age on this) and know what you want. If you're in need of a simple FWB situation then it could be my lucky day!

Me: Married, 5’9”, brown eyes, dark hair, well trimmed beard, educated professional who just turned 40. I’m stout and muscled and I can be found hiking, reading, or in the gym 3-4 days a week.

You: Any Height, Race, creed or age (within reason) is welcome. Personality and wit humour are 60% of this for me with physical attraction maybe 40%

US: something real, something tangible, I’m looking for someone I can be with both physically and emotionally, I’m looking for a connection who inspires me and who I can inspire in turn. Saying all that I’m not trying to run off into the sunset with anyone, I’m looking for someone to stoke my fire not blow up my life.

FYI: I’m looking to meet in irl and not just message for weeks on end. If you’re not interested that’s okay, please don’t ghost.

Hey! So I'm looking for a long-term partner: someone who's smart, funny, and up for going out and having fun, as well as relaxing and watching movies/playing games.

Adventures I'd like to go on with you: theme parks, water parks, high ropes, arcade bars, and skiing! Send me your ideas too :)

About me:

• Leftist, athiest and feminist
• I'm 6’, in good shape, with short light-brown hair, green/blue/grey eyes (depending on the light aha)
• Into videogames, Star Wars, horror/thriller/sci-fi/fantasy movies and sitcoms
• Competitive nature - I enjoy playing sports and board games
• ENFP - for me, life is all about connecting with people

I’m open to women of any race or body type.

DM me for a pic!

Discreet not out meaning no one knows I do this, no drama etc.

Into SAFE and CLEAN meets, open minded to try anything that’s comfy for both of us

Can give FREE body massages to straight guys too

None judgmental of your body, ethnicity and hair etc

Easy going open to all genders and FTM trans guys too

Can accommodate in West London or travel

Send your Whatssapp or kikkkkk or snapppchatt and telegramm or just inbox on here

5ft11 Slim toned Bubble butt

We are here, sub[18f] maybe joining us later

We would love to chat. See if we can find a fouth. We are very kink friendly.

Show us something to make us more horny.

Open to answer questions etc, explore kinks.

Show us your most kinky pic. We will reply for sure.

We enjoy swapping pics. Etc female and couples preferred

As the title says, looking for a flirty gamer who wants to chat on dsc or play things together. Maybe watch some anime/shows while the tension builds or something. Then have a little fun on the phone after it's gotta to a point or just when the mood hits.

As far as gaming goes, i'm in to most genre's. Been big into Dark and Darker/Dungeonborne lately. I play FFXIV, Hunt Showdown, Monster Hunter, etc. If you have been interested in something and wanted somebody to play it with, i'm down to try it as well! I'm pretty easy going like that. I am a bit competitive though lol

And for the fun part of things, I go with the flow of my partner. Breeding, rope play, oral fixation, ddlg, etc just to name a few. Something we can both talk about if the post interests you. Like I said, teasing when we can't get off, and as long as my partner wants when we can/do. If you're taken/Married/Complicated, that's fine too. I get it, everyone needs an outlet sometimes. I don't judge.

If you want to know more and got this far, hit me up! Time zone does not matter, i'm usually up around the clock, so we can talk or have fun at your leisure. I'm also open to this turning in to something more if that's what you're after. People find each other in all facets of life! If my post is not what you're looking for, I hope you find your fun in this sub!

Travelling Aussie in London for the week and keen for some kinky fun. Plenty of experience in the scene and looking to see what London has to offer 🔥

Can swap pics in DMs.

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