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31 [M4F] #Ottawa - let's first meet to get to know each other, on the second meeting take a seat on my face

Hey I'm a 6'1" tall, 185lbs, non-white, clean, hairy, in decent shape male, living and working professionally in downtown Ottawa.

Searching for someone to share time with and be intimate with in a comfortable way. I love going down on a woman and live giving you the attention and time you deserve.

I do well on dating apps, but am quite over the circus between people not being upfront, differing timelines and all of the other weirdness dating nowadays offers. This way I feel is more honest, open and hopefully more sexually gratifying without pressure or expectations.

I'm patient, comfortable to be around and have appetite to talk about passions and interests. So the first time meeting I'm thinking keeping things light, fun and more sensual while we figure things out (and assure you feel safe) and go from there.

If you've read this far you're probably interested! Send me a dm and we can get talking and see if we like each other and hopefully plan to see each other.

If this post is still up I'm still looking for a partner.

All the best and hope to hear from you soon 😊

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2024/12/09
23:48 UTC

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51 [m4f] #nyc - married oral artist looking to give full body oral pampering to females. Nothing wanted in return. Over 30 years experience.

Interested in being pampered orally all over your body? Any man can eat pussy and ass but I go beyond that. Pussy asshole feet toes ears neck behind knees down spine the little tickly spot above your hip. Even sensitive armpits. Some nice long slow heavy deep kissing to warm u up for the good stuff. I'm 51 and have been doing that since I'm like 17 I'm very good. All about u and your pleasure not looking to fuck or get sucked. Can travel to Queens or Brooklyn or Long Island within like 20 to 30 minutes drive from jfk airport. Anything else beyond that we can talk and try to work something out like meeting at a motel somewhere in between. Or I can pick you up at a train station and drop you there after. Something like that.

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2024/12/09
23:42 UTC

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35 [M4F] #SanDiego - looking to serve while caged

I've always had a fantasy of pleasing a woman with no string attached while I'm locked in a chastity cage. She would give me the keys back or unlock me if I did a good job. Hopefully.

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2024/12/09
23:42 UTC

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36 [M4F] #Waterloo - Looking to eat out

I’m a 36M that loves to give pleasure. Not looking for any reciprocation- just want to give.

I’m clean and can host. Alternatively, I can drive to you. I’m parent so you can definitely have your fill.

Happy to meet in Toronto or London as well.

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2024/12/09
23:25 UTC

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33 [M4F] #Seattle - Going down on you for deeply intimate oral, giving you repeated toe curling & thigh quivering orgasms.

Before the Monday morning blues get overtaken by the 4pm darkness, I may have a suggestion to shake this gloom - giving you the most intimate oral sex.

What I'm seeking: Scintillating, passionate, hardcore foreplay, making out, and me going down on you. I am an avid lover of cunnilingus, and fewer things excite me as much as going down on a female. I want you to fall apart on my tongue, feel your legs quivering beside my ears as you shout my name. I want to taste you badly, and let my fingers and mouth add to the pleasure until you feel like pushing me away, while also wanting to pull me in tighter.

I am a cuddler, and can put you at ease and comfort so your body can best enjoy when I keep going down. I'm open to more, depending upon what you're in the mood for.

You: Age and race no bar although those 40+ go in front of the line. I don't have much preference except that you be comfortable with your body.

About me: I'm 33, 6 ft tall, well presentable, and extremely well educated and socially aware. I work at the intersection of tech and marketing, and am a person of both creative and athletic inclinations.

I am vaxxed, boosted, tested for STIs and all that good hygienic stuff. I smell good too :) Can host.

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2024/12/09
23:04 UTC

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32 [M4F] #Phoenix - I want to suck your pussy until you tap out.

About me - I'm 6'6, 245 pounds, and I absolutely love eating pussy. There's something so hot about making a woman cum with just my mouth... it drives me absolutely crazy. I crave it daily.

My ex girlfriend was embarrassed to have me go down on her so l'm extremely pent up and dying to have a tasty pussy riding my face. I promise to worship your pussy until you can't take anymore. Scouts honor.

I'm clean, handsome, DDF, and respectful. I don't want anything in return. I just want to bury my face in your pussy, and worship you until you tap out, shake, spasm, or all 3.

Message me and lets see how this goes

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2024/12/09
22:39 UTC

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50 [M4F] #RosevilleCA - take a break from Xmas shopping and let me praise you-

Im running around Christmas shopping and available for one thats needs release. Im caring and your comfort comes first. Can meet somewhere public let you decide if you wish. Im patient, caring, good listener and just enjoy this. Every race, body type, and age above 30 welcome.

DM if you have interest

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2024/12/09
22:37 UTC

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50 [M4F] #Tampa - visiting in February

I will be coming to town in early February and I'm looking for someone to get to know online before possibly meeting in person. I have a narrow window of time that I will be in town. The ideal situation is that we are able to spend the day together lunch, dinner, and maybe breakfast. Let's talk and see if we hit it off.

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2024/12/09
22:34 UTC

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43 [M4F] #Aberdeen - Its all about giving you AMAZING Orgasms!!!!

 I am in Maryland this evening and will be back quite a bit in the coming year. I will be staying at a very nice upscale hotel Tonight at the Ripken Stadiums where I can happily host for your safety and mine.

A little about me: I’m a 43 y/o professional who is 6’2” 190 lbs and good looking and highly educated. My pic readily available if interested ...just DM me. I am separated …which happened this time last year and periodically I love to enjoy some time with a women looking for amazing oral and fingering. I really don’t care what your body type or ethnicity is. Although Brown/Asian/Latino girls have a specially place for me. I typically travel every week so it is hard to have relationships and quite frankly I just want to be with a FWB or Hotwife to avoid the drama.

I love making pillow princesses and Hot Wives orgasm from a combo of oral and fingering AND I don't expect anything in return (I am a giver!!). I love eating pussy and sucking clits and hearing women moan and tasting them as she cums on my tongue. I love feeling a women shudder as her thighs clamp against my head when her orgasm makes her orgasm so hard. I have been told many times that I am amazing at it and that I also have "Magic Fingers" that make women orgasm so intensely and repeatedly that they tap out and beg me to stop giving them such intense pleasure. This is an absolutely amazing experience. I truly get off on helping women experience this!!!

I am very low drama myself and want the same. I am a naturally dominant (sometimes switch) type A guy who loves to take control but not for my pleasure....it’s all about you!!! As I said above, I really get off on making women orgasm. My X had endometriosis so she had real troubles with sex as it was painful so she didn’t enjoying it. That caused me to focus all my energy on making her enjoy it via Oral and fingering. Now 20 years later that is my thing if you will. Mix that with my Type A side and the result is that I am really into making women get off . Not just once or twice. But uncontrollably until you are begging me to stop because you can’t take anymore!!!! I LOVE giving oral as well as using toys, fingers, whatever. If you are interested feel free to read the “success story” in my post history.

Again - I really don’t care what your body type is. I am an equal opportunity orgasm provider.

Let me know if you are interested

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2024/12/09
22:28 UTC

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27 [M4F] #Toronto - Looking for an ongoing diving spot 😉

Hello RAOMD,

I 27M am a single white guy rocking an average to slightly dad bod build located east of Toronto around the Pickering area of the GTA

I'd ideally like to match with someone for ongoing diving meets (also fine with just hanging out as well if ongoing as looking for a friend out of this also), we can meet up in person for a coffee and test the IRL vibe / see where it goes from there, if there is no spark for you it's no harm no foul! I will do constant check ins with how you are feeling, and even encourage you have a friend check in as well! I want you to be as relaxed and unstressed as you can be, as that's what allows you to truely relinquish yourself for the maximum toe curling back arching ecstasy you deserve!

If this does become ongoing it can be purely non reciprocal every time, though I'm big on physical touch as well, so I will offer cuddles and aftercare, not looking to "dine and dash" 😅

Please be in the GTA, I have my own car and don't mind traveling to you!

If you look at my profile this may seem hypocritical to my other posts, but I've been single for 2.5 years and trying to find a partner for the long haul is proving difficult, so I'm letting the invasive thoughts win 😏😂 I want the "snack that smiles back" once again 😋

If the post is still up then my diving quest is ongoing, if the post peaked your interest feel free to reach out and shoot me a DM!

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2024/12/09
22:18 UTC

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21 [M4F] #Rochester - Sensual Head then cuddle?

21M, 5'11", athletic body, reddish brown hair.

I would love to down on you or you can sit on my face. Whichever you want more. Let's have some fun, relieve some stress, and then relax together.

I can host or travel!

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2024/12/09
21:48 UTC

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31 [M4F] #Dublin - Ireland - Cute, hard-working, nerd with a dry sense of humor marinated in goofiness. Seeking kindrid spirit to explore new grounds!

Hello! I'm looking for someone that wants to cuddle, make out, hold hands and have some discreet and safe fun in the near future. Maybe we can make it a regular thing! 😊

I am easy going, kind, hard-working and sincere, with a dry sense of humor marinated in goofiness. No kids, never married and am very much monogamous. Born and raised in Dublin. 5 ft 6, 65 kg, 32 inch waist, dark brown hair, hazel eyes, beard, cute smile, average build and a little shy. Happy to share selfies and hot chocolate with the right person before anything else.

Sexually; I like to think I am versatile leaning towards submissive. I'm making small steps back into photography and if you appreciate glimpses of a tasteful secret gallery, I'd love to share them with you. Very interested in exploring foreplay, sensual touching, nipple sucking, and having my face ridden. While this would be new territory for me, I'm keen to let loose and moan while learning how to please in the ways you tell me to. I'm hoping you're a kindrid spirit who is kind, patient and warm as I would be eager to give all that back to you and then some. 😏

Hope to hear from you soon! 🦊

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2024/12/09
21:33 UTC

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36 [M4F] #Baltimore - BBWs only please

BBW-lover desires to make you the center of all his attention. Zero reciprocation needed. Bring the WAP and I’ll make sure to leave you feeling worshipped by the time we’re done.

All races extremely welcome. Shaved/trimmed preferred. Please be able to host.

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2024/12/09
21:27 UTC

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37 [M4F] #Phoenix - *Tantra Massage* Want to experience a Body, Soul and Mind soothing Tantra Massage or a Yoni (pussy) massage?

Let go your inhibitions and HMU, If any of you fine ladies are interested in a relaxing tantra fully body massage or getting your yoni(pussy) massaged, licked and nibbled using tantra techniques.

For this to be a pleasurable experience you should be okay with licking, tongue flicking, gentle nibbling and suckling of your pussy, and breath play on nipples and clit. No penetration of any kind unless you desire.

very respectful of your preferences

***Just be prepared to be eaten out for hours, yep hours…or until your legs close up from a pleasurable overload of back to back orgasms. ***

I’m clean, Fit, DDF, discreet and I’m not looking for any kind of reciprocation…

The only expectation from you is HYGIENE!

Experienced with couples too!

PS: Read the FAQ post on my profile for more info

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2024/12/09
21:24 UTC

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37 [M4F] #DFW - Be my pillow princess

Overall I'm just looking for a girl to eat out. Eating a girl out is really a turn on for me, the moans a girl makes me get me going. Reciprocation is not required.

About me

  • Live in North Fort Worth area

  • Experienced muffdiver

  • Dad bod type

  • I'm clean

  • I'd love to chat a bit and get to know each other a little before hand.

Orange envelopes make me happy so feel free to send a message just to say hi! Include the 🐱👅 emojis in your message to show you read the post.

Also there's a success story in my post history if you're curious enough maybe you could be next?

Doing this for your moans so please be a vocal type of girl

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2024/12/09
20:40 UTC

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54 [M4F] #maryland seeking pillow princesses

About Me - Handsome and fit (6', 220) older man who simply enjoys exploring and pleasing women's bodies. Single, educated, professional.

About You - You enjoy or have dreamt about an older man who knows how to please you in ways that younger men have not yet learned. You want someone to take charge of your pleasure and focus on you.

About Our Time Together - I travel to the DC area periodically and love to meet new people. We will meet at my hotel just outside of DC. We can have a drink first to ease our way into our time together. I am very patient and will truly enjoy exploring your body by giving you as many orgasms as you want. My goal is your pleasure and I do not expect reciprocation.

I hope to hear from you!

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2024/12/09
19:42 UTC

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30 [M4F] #FayettevilleNC - looking for a regular local woman

Hey everyone! I’m looking for someone local who enjoys a man eating them out for hours at a time. I can travel to an extent, just be local or within two hours of Fayetteville NC. I travel to Raleigh often so I will also be looking there. Please have the word “frame” in your response so I know that you have read my post, and please let me know which ad you are responding to, since I have a few posts up. Serious inquiries only, I have had a lot of people ghost last second. I get the anxiety of meeting up with new people, just communicate with me!

About me: 5’9”, 175 lbs, 7” cut with an average body type white man. I love when a woman can lay back or sit on my face, and enjoy a few hours of oral attention with no reciprocation needed. I have my own place and can host if needed. If discretion is necessary, I also understand that as well.

I hope to hear back from everyone!

-Mason

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2024/12/09
19:35 UTC

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36 [M4F] #MetroDetroit - Looking to dive back in

Hey there!

I apologize for the poor pun in the title, but maybe it made you chuckle?

Anyways, hi. Thank you for taking the time to read this.

To give a quick about me, it’s been a long time (nearly 7 years) since I’ve been able to have my head between a lady’s thighs and I desperately miss it.

A physical description about me: 6’1”, white, short brown hair, blue eyes + glasses, trimmed goatee, average body (mostly thin with a slight belly), and DDF.

I’m single and live alone, so I’m able to host. I’m also more than willing to travel, if preferred. Ann Arbor would be about my limit. I reside in metro Detroit, about 20 miles north of the city.

About you: 18+, HWP, single preferred (if you’re not single, I can be discreet), DDF.

Would prefer to chat here first then do an in person meeting to assess chemistry before diving in. Again with the silly puns…I’m sorry!

If I interest you, please send me a chat message!

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2024/12/09
19:33 UTC

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52 [M4F] #FtCollins - MDE looking to give massage and multiple orgasms

Hi! I am a 52 yr old, single, attractive, intelligent, respectful, kink-friendly and successful business professional sporting the fluffy dad bod. I absolutely LOVE going down on a woman and experiencing the pleasure she gets from me devouring her! Reciprocation is not anticipated. This about your pleasure and the joy I get from giving to you. However, I am not a professional massage therapist or masseur. However, I am experienced! 😈

I’ll be in Denver on business Dec 9th - 13th. I could host in my hotel room. Imagine a NSA Hunk Hands experience, but in Denver. Let me give you a nice release and relaxation by massaging and orally worshipping you.

I want to relax your every muscle, but also arouse you through touch alone. I want to make you cum multiple times from my touch using a combination of my fingers, and tongue. I have hot massage oil and toys ready for our encounter. It will be all about your pleasure and that excites me.

I’d love to talk, text, and discuss the scenario. We could possibly meet for drinks to ensure we vibe, prior to the experience. I hope to hear from you!

Edit: Looking for real women with real needs wanting an extraordinary experience.

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2024/12/09
19:26 UTC

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29 [M4F] #Swindon - Let me give you an out of body experience!

Hi there, I'm Jay, and I'm a 29m single guy in the Swindon area in the UK. However, I am happy to venture further afield as required (Bristol, Bath, Reading, Newbury- you get the idea).

I happen to be pretty good at eating pussy already, but I'm definitely not going to rest on my laurels. I want to be better. That I happen to enjoy doing it as well, only makes my passion for it stronger. And I want you to help me develop my skillset.

So, if you fancy, and I quote, "an out of body experience", and are open to the opportunity of teaching exactly how you like it done to an eager student in the field (or, should I say, bush?), then get at me!

I'm single, DDF, have my own place if hosting is a dealbreaker for you, and am happy to travel. I'm also happy to meet socially and publically beforehand for your comfort and wellbeing.

As for me physically, I'm 5'10 with brown hair and eyes, clean shaven with no tattoos, and I'm probably best described as cuddly dadbod working towards thinner and leaner.

Your pleasure is my priority! I hope to make your acquaintance soon. And if I'm not your cup of tea, happy hunting!

Jay xx

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2024/12/09
19:20 UTC

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43 [M4F] #LongIslandNY - Treat Yourself!

43 white male, brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven, 6’ tall, 230lbs.

It is the gift giving season so why not treat yourself to some pleasure focused on you? Have your body stimulated in ways that you desire. Enjoy the company of an anonymous man whose desire it is to please you. Close your eyes and feel all your stressors dissipate as your body is massaged and relaxed. Feel your mind become consumed with what you are feeling in the moment. Imagine being touched, kissed, licked, sucked all in the ways you like. This is for you. I’m in Farmingville and would take immense pleasure giving you those O’s.

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2024/12/09
19:13 UTC

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40 [M4F] #London - One Night Only!

In London for one night on Wednesday. What might that entail I hear you say? Well …

Lay back. Kisses down the side of the neck. Nibbles across the top of the collar bone. Gentle slaps and teasing of the nipples. Arms pinned out wide taking the entire areola in my mouth, sucking and pulling back and letting it pop out.

Fingers slipping across the lips of her pussy, teasing the wetness from her and slicking her lips with her own juices. Legs nudged apart, kissing and licking my way down her torso.

Tip of my nose nudging her abdomen. Barely the tip of a finger inside her, quickly and smoothly teasing her entrance. Letting my mouth explore her clit. Flicks of the tongue. Long, hard presses so I can almost feel her pulse in my mouth as the blood rushes.

Lower.

Lapping at her little slut hole. Nose nudging her clit. Steady, patient, deliberate. One arm wrapped around her thigh, the free hand holding her lower back just on the curve of her ass.

Tongue exploring further. Licking up from the edge of her ass all the way back to her clit.

Releasing her thigh and letting my fingers tease her ass, slicked with a mix of saliva and her own pleasure.

One finger. Tight. Curving forward so I can feel the roof of her pussy through her ass. Just about touching her where it makes the spine shudder.

Massaging, light pressure. Building up. And up. And up.

Two fingers. Stretching and exploring her limits. All the while her clit is being treated like a princess. Consistent pressure, familiar strokes, letting her own rhythm guide me.

As I feel her getting closer ... her ass gets relaxed, my fingers move faster, in and out, no hesitation just incessant fucking as my tongue lashes her pussy.

Closer.

My other hand is still firmly pressing her lower back upwards ensuring she has nowhere to squirm to.

Closer.

Thighs pressing my head. Her pussy and ass now drenched in our fluids, breath heavy and hard.

Closer.

The first twitches. Moans. Holding of breath. Hips bucking and grinding.

Stop. Everything.

Ease back. Smile. Wipe my mouth.

Make her beg for more.

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Hey you. Like the above? Get in touch. Nothing more expected or required.

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2024/12/09
19:12 UTC

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28 [F4A] #VancouverBC - looking for a patient giver

Going outside of my comfort zone and looking to be a pillow princess (non reciprocal). I’m 5’6, average body, brown skin.

Open to men and women (under 40 years old) of all experience levels. I’ve never been able to cum from oral because I’m always nervous about taking too long or being nervous that the other isn’t interested, so this seems like the ideal avenue.

Safety is my primary concern. If you’re interested please a) send me a photo b) tell me about yourself (including age and what you’re looking for) and c) how you would ensure a safe environment for the both of us.

I cannot host unfortunately :(

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2024/12/09
19:08 UTC

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25 [M4F] #Tokyo - Want to try out a love hotel for my birthday

Hey there,

I’ll be in Tokyo next week for 6 nights as a a bit of a birthday/winter holiday celebration. I’ve always wanted to try out a love hotel and missed the opportunity to do so last year when I visited.

I’d be down to just meet up and go or get drinks beforehand.

I’m a 6’0 (183cm), fit, white guy from the US. Would love to make you the main focus of my stay and create an unforgettable memory

Message me here if you’re interested!

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2024/12/09
19:00 UTC

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36 [M4F] #AnnArbor - Its only Monday and I already need a break

Anyone else in the same boat? Probably should have actually tried sleeping last night. I hate the consequences of my own actions.

Anyway, hello! I'd love to look forward to going down on someone. I'm free tomorrow night. Can I swing on by? Open to car fun too if you can't host.

I'm in Ann Arbor, but pretty close to Ypsi. I'm 6', 195lbs, with an average build. I've got shaggy hair and a short beard. I have a few NSFW pics on my profile too if you're curious what I look like!

Let me know what you're into, and we can set it up.

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2024/12/09
18:50 UTC

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25 [M4F] #Philadelphia - Make My Work Trip Fun

I'm also open to couples, hotwives, etc.

I'm here in Philly from today through Thursday night. I check out Friday morning. I do have a hotel room so I might be able to host but I'd prefer to come out to you.

My Stats: Bangladeshi, 5'6, 145 lbs, hairy chest, hairy legs, average size penis, clean, STI free (have papers from end of November), relatively kinky

What I'm looking for: To eat you out for a long period of time. Both ass and pussy. Until you had your fill. It can be a one time thing or it can be something more as I live near Philly.

My hobbies: exploring cities I'm in, anime, soccer, reading, board games, video games, photography, going to concerts, going out and enjoying life. I also try something new relatively often (food, sports, etc).

You: 18+, clean, STI free with papers, and open-minded

Do not message me if you're trying to get me to pay for your services or make me subscribe to your content. Otherwise I hope to hear from you and make something happen.

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2024/12/09
18:40 UTC

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23 [M4F] #Raleigh - looking to meet some locals!

Hello! I just moved to Raleigh and I would love to meet some of the beautiful women of Raleigh! Shoot me a DM, I’m looking forward to hearing from you!

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2024/12/09
18:21 UTC

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36 [M4F] #LosAngeles - athlete visiting this week looking for a tongue workout. Pics in profile.

Hey there! I’m visiting LA this week for work and would love to workout my tongue with the right female (or couple!). Generally available during the daytime until 4pm. Happy to host or travel to you.

Please be real and ready to verify on telegram or signal. Put your coffee order in your DM so I know that you’ve read this.

Stats: 6’1” 190 7”

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2024/12/09
18:21 UTC

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33 [M4F] #NYC - Let me lick your pussy until you cum

Hi. I’m looking for a girl in NYC to please with fantastic oral. Drama free. I'm very good with my tongue and would like to please you and make you cum. Preferably ongoing if we have fun. I’m open to all levels of experience. I’m 33, white, very clean and fit. 5’8” and 145. We can start with a massage or foreplay or just get right to it. I’d love to hear about any fantasies you have or things you want to try. Send me a message and let’s chat.

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2024/12/09
18:01 UTC

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40 [M4F] #NYC - Pearl Diver In Search of Bearded Clam

Title pretty much says it all. I'm an aficionado for all things muff dive related & also happen have an insatiable affection for fully grown, au natural bush. As a gentleman, I never discriminate and am always excited to entertain any ladies who are in the aspiring stages of growing out their secret gardens too.

Open to any & all fetishes from teasing to trimming bikini lines to full on pussy worship.

As an added bonus, a recent encounter on this sub introduced me to the book "She Comes First" which I've had my head buried in since opening. The book is now finished, so it's time for me to bury my face in an beautiful & hairy bush to give it all of the luscious tricks and licks I've been dying to practice.

About me: 40wm, 6'2, 185lbs, HWP, DDF in Willamsburg. Message if interested: your photo (NSFW or non) gets mine in return.

If you are an intelligent, communicative, and respectful woman with a lovely, full bush, I want to make you feel very appreciated.

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2024/12/09
17:45 UTC

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