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47 [M4F] #Chattanooga - if you're an intelligent woman who hasn't been orally satisfied in a while, I want to give you what you need

I know that there are a lot of women who haven't been getting the oral attention they need. Maybe because they've had a dead bedroom at home for a while or their significant others refuse to for some reason. Maybe you're not in a relationship at all and missing only one thing about it. Maybe he tries to eat you out on a pretty regular basis but he doesn't seem really into it, and you just can't cum from lack of skill or effort or the fact that he only wants to put about two minutes in before he's ready to move on to whatever he wants to come next.

I want to give you the experience you deserve and put the focus completely on you and how you've always wanted your pussy to be the center of attention but haven't gotten lately, maybe ever. I don't want to stop after a few minutes whether you're satisfied or not because I'm not moving on to anything else unless you want some attention paid to other parts of your body so you can recover before I dive in again. I want to learn what you like best, find the position that you're most comfortable in to have my mouth between your thighs. Whether it's laying back with your legs spread to give me full access to you, riding my face so you're in charge from beginning to end, up on your knees with your face in a pillow, or anything else that gets you excited and ready to be licked by someone who will savor the taste of your arousal and take all the pleasure he needs from helping you find the release you've been needing. I have a lot of things that have worked really well in the past and I'm fine letting you relax while I show you, but if you'd rather take control and tell me what to do I'm perfectly happy with that too. As long as you're enjoying yourself, I will be too.

I'm around 5'8 with a little extra padding, glasses, a bit of gray hair, and a very specific oral craving that's gone unsatisfied for far too long. I've got a lot of geeky hobbies and normal interests in music and movies and things like that. All I ask is that you're sane with a normal life and interests, have a face picture to trade that doesn't show anything NSFW right off the bat, and live close by enough that I'm not driving more than 15 or 20 minutes out of town to meet for drinks before we decide to get a little more comfortable.

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2024/10/30
20:01 UTC

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31 [M4F] #NewJersey - Newark and NYC area - Tongue ready to go down and play

I'm 31 years old, from the Newark area in Jersey and a quick train ride away from NYC if need be, latino 6ft tall, 200 pounds hwp, clean, DDF and tested with proof, respectful, discreet, laid back, and have a good sense of humor with a bit of a sarcastic side with a dash of wit thrown in.

When it comes to oral play I generally like a intimate situation but can go to town from the start haha. I like to take my time and explore and do foreplay. I'll be kissing your thighs, and running my tongue all over definitely, as well as using my fingers too. Tell me how you like to be eaten and l'll do my best to make sure you have a satisfying time. I can't host unfortunately but I can get a hotel or if you are comfortable enough with hosting that'd be great. All in all I just want to have a fun, hot and enjoyable time and if things work out really good hopefully have an ongoing thing (but if you just want a one time thing that's cool as well).

If you are interested or have any questions I'd be happy to chat more! Thanks for your time and hope to hear from you

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2024/10/30
19:52 UTC

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44 [M4F] #SanFrancisco - 6 foot Nerdry and Affectionate chubby guy looking for a chubby woman (bonus points if you are fun size) to go down on and cuddle with regularly (More bonus points if you like to chat / text throughout the day)

I am a 44 (soon to be 45) year old biracial (Black and White) male who likes Thick women, listening, being affectionate, torturing with pleasure, and cuddling.

I am seeking a woman who enjoys kissing, receiving oral, and cuddling regularly.

I am not looking for a monogamous relationship, but I am looking to build a relationship. I take great joy in drowning my partner in pleasure, and the only way to do that effectively is through communication. I want to know what makes you happy or sad and how your day has been going.

Now and then, I would like to take you out to dinner, catch a movie or play.

I am fairly flexible and can host in downtown San Francisco.

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2024/10/30
19:29 UTC

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54 [M4F] #Sydney - Seeking pillow princess -

Am seeking an any race female who would like to lay back and be slowly licked to orgasm. Am fit clean older genuine guy. No strings no sex x

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2024/10/30
19:27 UTC

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34 [M4F] #NewJersey - handsome guy looking to worship your body in South Jersey or Philly

Looking to meet up with a like-minded lady in need of having her pussy worshipped like it deserves.

I’m laid back, experienced, respectful of boundaries and won’t come up for air until we get you over the finish line. No reciprocation expected.

Kink friendly, 420 friendly and alcohol friendly, but none of those are requirements for having fun.

Prefer to meet in public first or at least voice verify before we do anything physical so we can make sure we’re both comfortable and the energy is there.

I can host in Atlantic County or travel to you, whichever you are more comfortable with.

Me:

  • 34
  • White
  • Handsome
  • 6’2, 190 lbs, average/athletic build
  • Brown hair and eyes, groomed beard
  • Tasteful tattoos
  • Outgoing and communicative
  • 100% STD free with recent proof

You:

  • 25+
  • Single or ENM
  • STD negative
  • HWP
  • Sane, fun to be around
  • Healthy, no hard drugs

Interested? Shoot me a DM with your age, location and a little about yourself. Messages with photos to the front of the line.

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2024/10/30
18:56 UTC

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35 [M4F] #NYC - looking to give a massage and eat it .

35 m nyc . 5’9 muscular white guy . Clean shaven brown hair brown eyes. Can host . Looking for someone between 24-45 that I can massage and eat. No sex needed just lay back and let me take care of you. I have clean test results from within this month. Let’s chat about needs wants and limits . If you wanna just be taken care of today I’m your guy.

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2024/10/30
18:50 UTC

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21 [M4F] #Zurich - Looking for a woman to please

I‘m looking for a female partner in crime. Nothing more, nothing less. I like to go down, and hear the moans of pleasure, feel the body shiver in excitement until her legs shake. It checks my boxes, maybe yours too? Let‘s find out, and talk about what we expect. We could meet in Zurich at my place or yours or a hotel.

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2024/10/30
18:39 UTC

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48 [M4F] #NYC_LI - How many times do you want?

There is nothing better than putting my face between a girl's legs and tasting that warm, wet sweetness. I want to lick you, suck on your clit, and rub you while tongue-ing your ass. I want to make you cum as many times as you can.

If that sounds good, then shoot me a chat. I am white, average height and in pretty good shape too.

I live on Long Island, in Nassau County. I can host and/or I can travel. Pretty much willing to go anywhere if that means I get to taste you.

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2024/10/30
18:14 UTC

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45 [M4F] #Temecula - I would love to eat out a pussy.

Would love to find a woman that just wants to sit on my face and let me make her cumm with my oral skills. Feel free to DM me. I am near Temecula in Wildomar. Willing to chat and meet.

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2024/10/30
17:50 UTC

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23 [M4F] #DMV - Let’s Dive Deep Into Laughter (And Maybe Other Things)

Alright, ladies of the internet, let’s cut to the chase: I’m a guy from Northern Virginia fluent in sarcasm, dad jokes, and giving the kind of attention that’ll have you considering adding me to your top 5 favorites list—right after that true crime podcast you keep saying you’ll finish.

Here’s what’s on offer: A one-way ticket to pleasure city, with scenic stops at “I Actually Listen” Station and “Respectful Vibes” Avenue. You bring your incredible self, and I’ll bring a great attitude, a healthy dose of respect, and a full commitment to making sure you’re smiling—and maybe a little breathless—through it all.

If you’re up for something that’s part comedy show, part… well, something much more fun, shoot me a message. We’ll vibe, laugh, and maybe turn up the heat when the time’s right. Bonus points if you love bad puns, appreciate a sharp mind, and aren’t afraid to let someone else take the reins when it comes to making sure you feel amazing.

No pressure—just here to make sure you enjoy every moment. Let’s dive into something fun and see where the conversation (and chemistry) takes us.

Ladies from DC, VA, MD—let’s keep it local, laid-back, and a whole lot of sexy. Only requirements: good hygiene, great vibes, and a readiness for some unforgettable fun.

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2024/10/30
17:45 UTC

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38 [M4F] #NewJersey - Enjoy Going Down

38M in the area for work, I can host, I’m clean, drug and disease free and respectable. I expect you to be clean, DDF, and respectable as well. Can swap pics and talk more in messages. I just love to have a woman’s legs squeeze me between them while she moans.

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2024/10/30
17:29 UTC

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34 [M4F] #Newjersey - Looking to worship your body.

Hey ladies if you are searching for a diver feel free to send me a message! I can host north jersey/central jersey. Looking for this week or next week and if we click maybe a weekly meetup if desired.

A little about me:

  • white collar worker
  • Slender build (activity go to the gym 5 to 6 times a week).
  • experienced diver
  • I can host & accommodate most schedules.
  • hygienic

-5ft 7 n 173lbs

Anyways shoot me a message let’s chat see if we both are physically attracted to one another & then see what happens!

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2024/10/30
17:14 UTC

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52 [M4F] #Helsinki - Silver Fox Looking to make you cum hard

I'm a handsome 52yo man who doesn't look his age (in a positive way). I have short thick hair, a short beard and usually wear glasses. I'm in good shape, 180 tall and 83kg with wide shoulders.

You should contact me if you like a man who can use the full force of his tongue when going down on you. I get a kick out of making women orgasm and and am willing to put in the effort it takes.

I'm not looking for a specific age or race or whatever, I just expect you to be fun and pleasant to be around as I like meeting new people in general. Even if this post is old feel free to contact me.

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2024/10/30
17:12 UTC

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26 [f4a] #midlandOntario - Lets get some drinks and have some fun

Hey everyone im going to be going out with a group of friends on Saturday for halloween in either midland or Penetanguishene and I would love to have some fun after 😉. Ideally we would meet “organically” at the bar and flirt and drink a bit before sneaking off and having some fun and then going back to our group of friends. I am not looking to reciprocate at this time but if this becomes a on going thing I would be open to it in the future. I don’t care if you are a man, women or anything in between as long as you want to have a after bar snack and you are between the ages of 25-35.

I am NOT interested in talking if you are NOT going to be in either place on Saturday so please don’t waste my time and i won’t waste yours.

Please send me a message with a description of yourself (or what costume youll be wearing) and a fun fact so i know if you actually bothered to read the whole thing

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2024/10/30
17:02 UTC

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47 [f4m] #Dallas - 11/8 & 11/9 curvy perv looking for a playmate

Curvy, married perv looking for someone to play with while I’m in town on 11/8 and 11/9. Very into femdom (facesitting, edging, orgasm control, impact play, restraints, etc) but also very switchy and love being dominated by a true D. Happy to swap pics once we chat. Staying with a friend so if you could host, that would be ideal. I’m 5’7”, olive skin, hazel eyes, long curly brown hair, 36G and nice booty.

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2024/10/30
16:32 UTC

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50 [M4F] #Orlando May I be your oral servant?

I’m a kind, considerate and handsome mature gentleman who has long been infatuated with the idea of being an oral servant to a BBW.

I’m looking for nothing more than putting my mouth to good use. If you know exactly what you like, I am very good at following directions. If you are unsure as to what works, I'm confident that my experience, patience and attentiveness would provide for a great opportunity to explore together help you discover what meets your needs.

Fairly flexible daytime schedule and can be available when I’m needed.

Hoping to have an opportunity to serve you well and bring a smile to your face.

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2024/10/30
15:53 UTC

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37 [M4F] #NYC - (and surrounding areas) I just want to eat some ass and pussy

Hi…. I’m looking for a down to earth FEMALE that would enjoy an amazing oral session tonight. It can end with me making you cum from my tongue and I leave….

I’m 37, 5’10, average body but what really sets me apart are my amazing oral skills. I genuinely enjoy giving pleasure and pride myself on being attentive and passionate.

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2024/10/30
15:03 UTC

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40 [m4f] #delco - 420 friendly would love to smoke and eat today

Shoot me a message if you want to have a smoke and then let me have a taste. 👅

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2024/10/30
14:37 UTC

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33 [M4F] #NYC - I'm told I'm great at giving head, you be the judge!

I love giving head and eating out! I've been told I'm quite good at it, but I'm willing to let you be the judge! Lay back and let me service you for as long as you want! Not looking for reciprocation.

A bit about me-- male, 33, white, 5'10, 290, chubby, hairy, and sexy. There's XXX pics on my profile if you'd like to see. Pansexual and in an open marriage. I get off on getting people off, and I'm super kink/fetish friendly-- there's very little I won't try once, so shoot your wildest shot! I can't host, but I can travel anywhere in the 5 boros.

I'm into all types, so come say hey and let's get down to it!

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2024/10/30
14:31 UTC

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31 [M4F] #London - I’m a millennial guy who loves vintage bush

Hi I’m a 31 year old guy who absolutely loves the way a bush looks and feels! I realise I’m not in the 70s so a full bush may be hard to find. If you have any pubic hair then still get in touch!

I’m 5”11, of Indian origin with good arms and a talented tongue. I’ve had a few successful meets off here and I’m not looking for any reciprocation.

As a millennial, I’m a sucker for overpriced coffee or beer so get in touch and let’s go for a drink to see if we click!

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2024/10/30
14:26 UTC

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34 [M4F] #Newark - let me eat you out like you’ve never experienced before

Hi, I’m freshly separated from my spouse, it’s been almost 3 months since I’ve even seen a pussy, much less been able to eat one out. Come to my hotel room, feel the warmth of my tongue on your pussy and leave. If you want more obviously I can accommodate.

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2024/10/30
14:25 UTC

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37 [M4F] #Boston - Ignore me as I go down on you..

I've always had this fantasy of going down on a woman while she somewhat ignores me.

Maybe you're playing a video game, maybe you're just on your phone texting or reading a book. If you really wanted you could talk to someone on your phone, all of these would be a huge turn on. Maybe you sleep?

Not necessarily looking for anything in return, I really just enjoy going down on a woman, and this is something I've always wanted to try.

About me: 36, tall, slim white. Live north of Boston and prefer to travel, but I'm sure we can figure it out. Hope to hear from you!

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2024/10/30
13:48 UTC

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33 [M4F] #Fresno - Just looking to scratch an itch

Cencal. Can travel a bit! I've had this ridiculous urge to go down on someone. I'm a giver and I enjoy giving orgasms. If this post is up, I'm still looking to give! Chat me up and let's get you taken care of!

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2024/10/30
12:31 UTC

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48 [M4F] #Lakeland - Canadian Visiting FL, Seeking Female for Multiple O's

Last night in Bartow tonight. Come by my hotel for multiple orgasms. Height/weight proportionate, easy going sensual male, for your pleasure.

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2024/10/30
11:49 UTC

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55 [M4F] #Toronto - oral simp looking for ongoing fwb for no reciprocation service

Life is complicated as it is, finding someone to satisfy you orally shouldn’t be. I’m looking for someone who would like to meet 2-4 times per month for an ongoing fwb style relationship. I’m looking to provide a no reciprocation (in fact I’ll be clothed) service involving, deep sensual kissing, edging and teasing and satisfying you orally as much as you need.

Dominate+ Face sitting++ Ass eating +++

55 white male 5’9 built like a teddy bear cuddly af

If you’re interested and want to chat and meet for coffee to see if we vibe reply with your age, stats and favourite fruit

Don’t be afraid to ask any questions.

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2024/10/30
11:44 UTC

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31 [M4F] #London - Tongue is ready.. all looks, shapes and ages welcome

As title suggests, looking for casual fun with a female partner. I want it to be exciting and fun for you and me. Love to please... Happy to meet first in public or get straight down to it.

I'm a working professional in North London (can travel via car but cannot host, open to get getting a hotel)

Can meet most evenings/weekends

Short description of myself - I am 31, 5 ft 10, slim, beard, tanned, Mediterranean background, clean and respectful. Happy to share a picture.

drop me a pm to connect

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2024/10/30
11:29 UTC

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27 [M4F] #Tokyo - special delivery

Hello tokyo ladies! I am currently visiting tokyo and would love to have a special cute Japanese gal teach me some Japanese as I use my mouth as payment 💦! I love going down on a girl and making them enjoy themselves! I'm 5'7 Chinese American visiting tokyo for the next few days! Hit me up with a chat if your interested. We can talk and make you feel more comfortable before we meet!

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2024/10/30
09:16 UTC

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55 [M4F] #Waikiki - Visitor looking to spread joy to fellow travelers and/or locals

Aloha! I'm here visiting Waikiki until Nov 6th, and I thought it would be great to spread some joy (and your legs).

I’m staying on the north end of Waikiki beach. I think it would be great if we meet up at a local hotel bar to chat a bit and see if there’s mutual attraction. Then if we both are feeling it, we go back to my room and put my tongue to good use. Well play it by ear after you’ve had your fill (round 2?)

Me: 5’10, 175lbs, long hair, dad bod, ddf, vaxxed and boosted, white, spiritual, adventurous.

You: take reasonable care of yourself, ddf, vaxxed, enjoy cunnilingus.

Happy to exchange pics.

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2024/10/30
08:53 UTC

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50 [M4F] #gliwice - ride my face

Professional English chap in Katowice/Gliwice this evening in a nice hotel all by himself. Expert diver at your service

Bit more about me. Tallish, told handsome, v short trimmed beard and in Gliwice for one night only

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2024/10/30
07:14 UTC

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39 [M4F] #Seattle - Are you a 420 friendly pillow princess?

Looking for a lady between 21-49 that likes cuddles, massages, and having their pussy/breasts worshipped. 420 friendly is a plus, but not a deal breaker. Please be HWP and have good hygiene. No preference on race or body type. I’m Black/Asian, 5’11”, 195 lbs, with average looks. If you’re interested, send me a pic and I’ll send mine :)

1 Comment
2024/10/30
06:07 UTC

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