/r/MeanJokes
What the fuck do you think this is? Read the name, dumbass
Welcome to /r/MeanJokes!
Just some ground rules:
Any topic is free game, but we do not support/condone real-life discrimination of any community. Everyone is welcome here.
This is not a political subreddit. Jokes about political figures are allowed, but we are not here to let you parade your ideologies. Keep is as a joke and nothing else.
Reposts are allowed. Always will be. It is up to the community to vote on what they like and don't like, so don't be surprised if your overused joke gets buried.
Enjoy your time here, because you'll never get it back.
/r/MeanJokes
so I opened up Tinder
When the student in front of you gets shot, pick up their book.
I would drink it
One of them's a kak blunt, the other...
He spent a night in a warehouse.
Anxiety is the 1st time you can’t do it a 2nd time
Panic is the 2nd time you can’t do it the 1st time.
I said it's for kids
They needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.
You can only go One Direction
I at least pretend to be happy in class.
The one with biggest tits!
Always be yappin'
Scratching at the inside of her coffin.
After a great game, they went for some beers and food.
When they were seated in the restaurant, Clinton ordered some BBQ ribs and told the waitress a BJ joke. Obama, who had ordered a tofu burger, got all outraged at Clinton for sexualizing the waitress. Bush ordered chicken-fried steak and kept his mouth shut.
After Obama forced Clinton to apologize, the waitress turned to Trump and asked him what he wants to eat.
"I'll have a YUUUGGEEE T-bone steak," says Trump. "T for Trump! Medium rare!"
"OK," says the waitress. "And what about the vegetable?"
Trump looks over at Biden and says "Ah, Just bring him some chicken tenders and an ice cream cone."
Any dudes here who have less hair than their dad think that the name of that brand is phonetically offensive?
..until Mary stubbed her toe one day..
Because his pecker is on his face.
I don’t know but it could pick some fuckin’ strawberries I’ll tell ya!
“Hold mah beer and watch this!”
Both use their fingers if it's under 10
“Wanna come back to my place for twattails?
Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc
Piss in a bucket at the same time.
-1
It would be IX/XI
She gets dandruff on her shoes.