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Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

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1. All posts must make an attempt at humor. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. Posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. Read more here.
2. No memes, HIFW, MRW, MeIRL, DAE, or similar posts. If your submission begins with "When you…" or "When they…" or anything of a similar nature, it is not allowed here. Submissions depicting or containing intentionally emulated behaviors (memes) are also not allowed, including memetic image macros, "challenges," or elements thereof. HIFW, MRW, TFW, MeIRL, demotivationals, eCards, and DAE posts are similarly disallowed. Non-meme image macros are allowed.
3. No reposts. Reposts will be removed at the moderators’ discretion. Serial reposters will be banned. Please use TinEye to determine if something has been submitted before.
4. No personal info, hate-speech, or harassment. No identifying information, including anything hosted on platforms making that information public. Posts encouraging the harassment of any individual, group, community, or subreddit will be removed, and the submitting user may be banned. If necessary, a report will be made to the site administration. In accordance with Reddit's policies, there is zero tolerance for this.
5. No politics or political figures. Anything involving politics or a political figure (regardless of context) will be removed. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.
6. No forbidden titles, low-effort titles, or posts about Reddit cakedays. (See below). No asking for upvotes (in any form), no “Cake Day” posts, and no posts to communicate with another Redditor. Posts with titles such as "I got banned from /r/___" or "This got removed from /r/___" are not allowed. For an inclusive list, please read the complete rules page. Low-effort titles, memetic titles, titles which circumvent other rules, and titles comprising excessive or disruptive emojis are similarly disallowed.
7. No gore, pornography, or animal cruelty. Gore, pornography, and sexually-graphic images are not allowed. Try /r/NSFWfunny. Animal cruelty is strictly forbidden. All other NSFW content must be tagged as such.
8. No unoriginal comics. Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays (measured using Pacific Time), and only by their original artists.
9. No pictures of just text. Image-based submissions in which the humor can be conveyed via text alone are not allowed. This includes pictures of text with images that don't add necessary context, transcriptions of standup comedy (as with /r/standupshots), and screenshots of jokes. Here are some examples. Text posts using Reddit's native system are allowed.
10. No social media or electronic messaging content (including Reddit). Social media content of any kind is not allowed. This includes anything from Reddit, Twitter, Tumblr, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok, or any form of "comments section" on the Internet, as well as content accompanied by text from those platforms. Images with SnapChat text added are allowed, as long as all UI elements have been removed. Please view our wiki for suggestions of where these submissions can be offered.

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Please note:

  • Hate speech and bigotry will be removed at the moderators' discretion.

  • Bots and bot-like accounts are not allowed.

  • No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent. This is an anti-spam measure.

  • All submissions to /r/Funny are governed by Reddit's policies on self-promotion and spam.


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2

Ok 👍

1 Comment
2023/01/27
05:34 UTC

20

If an Aussie went to Hogwarts

2 Comments
2023/01/27
05:20 UTC

22

Earthquake detection kit

4 Comments
2023/01/27
05:20 UTC

8

I recently bought the Lego Lighthouse set. The moment I finished putting it together I knew what I had to do. Robert Eggers, The Lighthouse (2019)

3 Comments
2023/01/27
05:19 UTC

2

Nope

1 Comment
2023/01/27
05:12 UTC

51

Bawston

15 Comments
2023/01/27
05:03 UTC

7

Meatballs?

I went to my friend's house for movie night, ate spaghetti. We sat at the table with her little sister sitting right next to me.

Friend's Lil Sis: How much meat is in a meatball?

Me: Around 80%.

Friend's Lil Sis: So It'S 20% baLLs??

Haven't stopped laughing.

2 Comments
2023/01/27
05:03 UTC

66

The New Millennials

13 Comments
2023/01/27
04:44 UTC

2

Mix up with non kinky friends

https://imgur.com/a/pav2uxj

My best friend is moving, so she said she's giving away things.

Handed me this and said, "Here, want a collar?" I held it up to my neck. She stared at me. I stared at her.

Realization sparks. "Ohhh, not for me."

Its a cat collar. She meant for my cat 🤣🤣🤣🤣

2 Comments
2023/01/27
04:24 UTC

956

Real Italian Crystal VS Fake

63 Comments
2023/01/27
03:16 UTC

23

7yo niece declared she was "going to try and write non-fiction."

5 Comments
2023/01/27
03:11 UTC

0

Sorry not sorry...

I know I shouldn't have done this, but as I was in the McDonald's drive-thru, the young lady behind me leaned on her horn, and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own. The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window, waved to me and mouthed "Thank you." Obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness. When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the queue and start all over again.

19 Comments
2023/01/27
02:59 UTC

13

Some kids at my high school made the search redirect to the Saugeen Federal Prison. There is no Saugeen Federal Prison

6 Comments
2023/01/27
02:49 UTC

50

This bit of advice 4 pages into the urgent care after visit summary...

6 Comments
2023/01/27
02:47 UTC

82

This real ad that reads like a cards against humanity entry.

15 Comments
2023/01/27
02:26 UTC

225

A real sign in an office bathroom. Where adults work.

64 Comments
2023/01/27
02:14 UTC

36

Ironic fortune to get given how I ripped it out and ate the cookie so fast before realizing I ate some paper too

10 Comments
2023/01/27
02:13 UTC

5,116

Her bed was put on the chair while we were sweeping. 4 hours later, she won’t move and growls when we come close.

258 Comments
2023/01/27
02:11 UTC

4

Words to heed

2 Comments
2023/01/27
01:55 UTC

13

Finally, someone gets me.

6 Comments
2023/01/27
01:47 UTC

13

This guy photoshops himself into celebrity photos

4 Comments
2023/01/27
01:41 UTC

0

The Butt-Cracker (short comedy)

0 Comments
2023/01/27
01:31 UTC

37

Miralax! You’ll never plunge your toilet again!

13 Comments
2023/01/27
01:03 UTC

69

My wife thinks I'm funny. Our server just hoped I tipped good.

14 Comments
2023/01/27
00:41 UTC

0

Velma, but I made it watchable

2 Comments
2023/01/27
00:35 UTC

23

Johan Sebastian Bach’s son (Johan Christian Bach) has a look on his face like “I wanted to be a painter, but nooooo Dad said that’s the work of the peasants”

6 Comments
2023/01/27
00:19 UTC

73

Spotted by a friend in California today

10 Comments
2023/01/26
23:36 UTC

15,472

Made by me and a buddy. He needs a name.

2132 Comments
2023/01/26
23:36 UTC

273

Now I can't unsee this...

23 Comments
2023/01/26
23:23 UTC

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