/r/cleandadjokes
For the stereotypical corny dad jokes you can tell your 5 year old.
For the stereotypical corny dad jokes you can tell your 5 year old.
/r/cleandadjokes
…it said on the car “to protect and to swerve.”
Toad
Being protractor.
but the link is broken…….
Because it is the only one
It’s suffering from withdrawals.
Having trouble finding the source of this joke, thought it may be an Abbott and Costello bit, but not finding it. It’s something to the effect that somebody asks somebody else for a tip meaning monetary compensation, but the other person says here’s a tip choke up on the bat.
Not sure where this is from or why I remember it for all I know I may have made it up.
Because they are great at booking the seats
They were heard using “fowl” language…
Snow way!
Your money is no good in this town.
it’s really dangerous
Fortunately, it was a miner injury.
It didn’t finish today’s bucket list
Which according to my wife is either freezing cold or way too hot in here.
It doesn't cost a lot of dough…..
It really was two tired
They use cell phones.the best part? they never ran out of electrons for charging truly a very impressive phone for a protontype
Too many stakeholders!
Anonymoose.
Peach gobbler
Wobble, wobble, wobble
I came home with two dog whistles and a mime.
I guess they work.
Hogwash
Yeah, they’re Pollen-eatin.
A Cinnabone…
The Who? I’d call that a bargain… the best I ever had!
Wyoming
Ohio